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While Timberlina unwraps the cardamum chocolate, Justina talks about a disturbing dream she had last night... Strange turns to taxonomy, everything you need, live from the kitchen  on Lion Street…  Live from Rye is an ad hoc lo-fi low-key meandering commentary on living simply in a busy world and all the feelings that come with it.  Ecological and local chit chat from a rock sticking out of the Romney Marshes. www.timberlina.co.uk @mstimberlina @justinarye Please send your questions, comments, thoughts or feelings to tim@timberlina.co.uk Theme tune:  Existential Anguish Morbid Blues but Tim Redfern and Phil Law in an arrangement by Phil Law

Timbers & Justina are back!  In this episode recorded in front of a woodburning stove we discuss managing laundry in wet weather, soup, stretching and the mystery of a missing mobile phone... Pamela Reif 10 minute yoga flow: https://youtu.be/NCfOoyhTwQw Please send your enquiries, thoughts, feelings & household hints to tim@timberlina.co.uk Theme tune: Existential Anguish Morbid Blues but Tim Redfern in a piano arrangement by Phil Law www.timberlina.co.uk or find us on the socials: @mstimberlina @justinarye

Live From Rye #37  with Timberlina & Justina Proudly presenting their first Poddy of 2021 (and first in a while) we join our 2 ladies of Rye and their holistic homespun fun.  Up for irreverent discussion today are winter wisdom, seasonal tipples, gardening, gathering wood, the Wayfairing Tree, secondhand boots and of course the obligatory recipe or two.  Also featuring Justina’s famous accents and ONE rude word early on (sorry) Please send your enquiries, thoughts, feelings & household hints to tim@timberlina.co.uk Theme tune: Existential Anguish Morbid Blues but Tim Redfern in a piano arrangement by Phil Law www.timberlina.co.uk.  @mstimberlina @justinarye

Finally back at the kitchen table, socially distanced but together again. Justina and Timberlina are back for some more low key, lo-fi and low volume chit chat over a cuppa with news and views of local happenings and ecological observations. In this episode: disconcertingly early berries, wild swimming, using the P word to keep salads fresh, Justina’s birthday picker-upperer and gardening tit bits, amongst a host of other calming anecdotes for a baffling world. If you have a story you would like to share please contact tim@timberlina.co.uk Music: Existential anguish morbid blues by Tim Redfern in an arrangement by Phil Law. www.timberlina.co.uk. Follow the hosts at @mstimberlina & @justinarye Recorded Live From Rye on Tuesday 21 July 2020

On a rough line (we’re blaming the humidity) Timberlina & Justina meet local herbalist and Rye Health Store owner Georgina Wood to discuss the healing properties found in wild plants that grow for free around us, what they’re for and how to use them. Remember to check you’re picking the right herbs with a reference book or comprehensive foraging guide, such as Holistic Herbal by David Hoffman- or drop by the Rye Health Store and ask Georgina herself! Find us at @mstimberlina @justinarye or email questions, thoughts and feelings to  tim@timberlina.co.uk Theme tune Existential Anguish Morbid Blues by Tim Redfern in an arrangement by Phil Law

Respect your elders!  Join Justina and Timberlina for more tantalising if low key discussion.  This episode focusses on the Elder bush and what to do with the fruity flowers, as well as meanders to discussing childhood fairy fantasies and secret places and inevitably getting carried away with culinary and gardening adventures (again) @mstimberlina @justinarye Theme tune Existential Anguish Morbid Blues by Tim Redfern in an arrangement by Phil Law Recorded 02.06.20

Homespun chit chat as Timberlina & Justina are joined by professional beekeeper Dr Luke Dixon to discuss the matriarchal and extraordinary life of bees. Recorded on the 6th or is it the 7th May 2020, we’re not really sure.  If you want to know more about beekeeping go to www.bbka.org Find and follow @mstimberlina & @Justinarye on all platforms Music Existential Anguish Lockdown Blues by Tim Redfern in an arrangement by Phil Law Support your local bearded drag lady at patreon.com/Timberlina 

OVERTHINKING IS EASY With your hosts bearded drag lady Timberlina and life guru Justina.  This edition brought to you by Zoom. Well there just aren’t enough hours in the day! Creating a bit of structure for cleaning, when we care to. PLUS more of the mundane: managing slugs in the kitchen, meanwhile Justina slices a slow worm at the allotment and has a close encounter with a pheasant while the two reflect on the joys of walking… amongst other meanders @mstimberlina & @justinarye. Timberlina.co.uk Existential Anguish Morbid Blues by Tim Redfern in an arrangement by Phil Law

Timberlina and Justina have a three way with performance and live artist Tom Marshman calling  from Bristol.  Together they discuss nasal hair, navigating obstacles without touching in public places and the importance of fresh air.  Fashion talk looks at making fetching masks for all occasions and outfits, plus thoughts on baking from bread to Nova Scotia oat cakes, the perils of online social engagements and the importance of structure, such as the Assembly, a daily artist led event Tom is involve with. www.timberlina.co.uk @mstimberlina @justinarye @tom.marshman Theme: Existential Anguish Morbid Blues by Tim Redfern & Phil Law in a piano arrangement by Phil Law ©2019

Episode 29: The Survivalists kicking off with a crumble, Timberlina and Justina discuss managing mood swings and urgency in the news with distractions- cooking, home keeping, and with Spring-a-springing what else are we doing to fill our time? The trials of technology, composting, foraging, planting and bartering seeds while Timberlina wrestles with hydroponic tomatoes. Plus- the kindness of strangers, whittling zombie sticks and a couple of film recommendations. Music ‘The Existential Anguish Morbid Blues’ by Tim Redfern & Phil Law. Piano arrangement by Phil Law Find us at Timberlina.co.uk @mstimberina @justinarye

IN the episode Timberlina talks to the incredible Caroline Drummond who has set up Rye Mutual Aid to help and support those in the Rye and wider areas who may be vulnerable and or isolated at this time .  How to get involved and how to get support if you need it...

Episode 27: Celebrating the people of Rye, Timberlina and Justina are joined by local celebrity Sandra Lanigan to discuss the joys and ruthless perils of shopping at the local country market. Plus Wurlitzers, spices, the politics of gender in the town’s Freemen and of course, baked beans… Music ‘The Existential Anguish Morbid Blues’ by Tim Redfern & Phil Law. Piano arrangement by Phil Law Timberlina.co.uk @mstimberina @justinarye

It’s all going on in this episode.  Timberlina and Justina get stuck into a conversation about surrogacy and where the urge for procreation comes from. As if that wasn’t enough, Timberlina has a confession about having their mind blown in the Far East. Plus folk wisdom from a tea cup, a quick round up of what's on and gardening review. Live From Rye: Unabashed, low-key chit-chat exploring small town life in a big world… live from a rock sticking out of the Romney marshes. Music, Existential Anguish Morbid Blues by Tim Redfern & Phil Law in an arrangement by Phil Law www.timberlina.co.uk @mstimberlina @justinarye

This week Justina brings in a mystery posy of what appear to be chives growing in a hedgerow in the depths of winter. But what they can it possibly be and is it due to climate change? Meanwhile Timberlina considers the contradictions of their sudden urge to make money at brink of environmental catastrophe. Plus- Pearls of wisdom from the tea bag and what’s coming up in Rye over the next few weeks… With your hosts, local lifestyle guru Justina and Timberlina, the world’s number one environmentally friendly drag lady. Music by Tim Redfern & Phil Law in an arrangement by Phil Law. Timberlina.co.uk @mstimberlina @justinarye

Your hosts, the world's number one environmentally friendly drag lady and local lifestyle guru Justina discuss making a hearty soup for winter...

It’s a blustery and discombobulated mood on the rock today, as Timberlina and Justina attempt to remember the ‘3 Ps’ to deal with managing emotions and get on along the wiggly path of life.  Plus, Timberlina talks about running and makes a beeswax cheese cloth while Justina shares her cleaning habits and tells us why she has started making bread again. This and other meandering folk wisdom, discussed over a herbal tea and nibbles from Saudi Arabia. Recorded in the kitchen, LIVE FROM RYE. Music by Tim Redfern & Phil Law in an arrangement by Phil Law. Find your hosts on the web Timberlina.co.uk and on the socials @mstimberlina @justinarye

Welcome to your New Year’s dose of local, unpretentious folk wisdom and gentle chit chat from the world’s number one glamorous ecological drag lady Timberlina and the very lovely Justina. In this conscientious episode we discuss putting pets to rest, recount seasonal cheer and familial excursions, accidental wintry foraging, managing food and gift that keeps on hugging…. Happy New Year Recorded from the kitchen table at Timberlina’s, Live from Rye, a small rock sticking out of the Romney Marsh @MsTimberlina @justinarye timberlina.co.uk Music- Existential Anguish Morbid Blues, by Tim Redfern, piano arrangement by Phil Law, performed by Timberlina & Dr Aspalls.

It's full steam ahead for the longest night, then we’ll finally see light at the end of the tunnel again. Timberlina and Justina can’t wait. Until then they resolve to consider comfort food and inspiration, when they can remember the names. Plus, a revelation about Justina’s famous progeny and Timberlina’s new sideline as a yoga teacher.... sort of.  Live From Rye, local small talk in a big world. Music by Tim Redfern & Phil Law in an arrangement by Phil Law. Timberlina.co.uk @mstimberlina @justinarye

Live from Rye: Episode 21 with Timberlina & Justina Sleeping is wonderful, so why can’t we? And why can’t we just all sit down and have a nice conversation about our differences to find out what we have in common? Also, chemical free apples: how do you bake yours? Plus the revelation of today’s thought provoking Yogi Tea labels and things going on in and about town. Live from Rye: slow news in a fast world. Music by Tim Redfern & Phil Law in an arrangement by Phil Law. Timberlina.co.uk @mstimberlina @justinarye

Sometimes you can quietly fix things, while at other times you just want to bang your head against a wall... Timberlina and Justina discuss patience and the perks of being 'all one', as in 'alone, as opposed to 'lonely'.  The joy of talking to strangers, plus local news and gossip in a busy time for both your hosts.  So sit down with a cup of Yogi tea, read the label and tuck in... Theme Existential Anguish Morbid Blues by Tim Redfern & Phil Law in an arrangement by Phil Law  www.timberlina.co.uk