Time For The Show

Doktor Faux hasn't compiled any show notes, since Rev. peas doesn't show up, they just decide to work on next week's episode. The two argue what makes a professional sexual predator, the beauty of the fractal dickpussy and the futility of the monarchy.

The guys derail one topic after another about Choo-Choos and America's new Pittsburgh, the state of Ohio. Fidd tells us about our new sponsor McApathy, and we catch up with the hosts before peas tells us how talented and handsome Chris Rock is. Faux makes a joke about Roots.

Showrogan throws the pasketti at the wall and the showbois grab their cherry-picking sticks. Peas leads a conversation about race-relations, after reminding us he has friends who aren't white, in response to the recent diatribe by Dilbert creator Scott Adams. The hosts also banter shortly about media-bias comments by Elon Musk and Woody Harrelson.

Doktor Faux unveils a show designed by the Hypercube Labs Artificial Stupidity algorithm "SHOWROGAN". The showbois come out swinging and take on the computerized show-notes full of what it believes YOU wanted! Fidd asks peas about his week, peas responds with a gripe from Discworld. The guys read letters from a computer that obviously isn't listening to the show correctly, make a quick quip about video-game real-estate, and who should get the first shot at Martha Stewarts drapes.

This episode is the penultimate response to the last few weeks of butt-hurt. Peas makes a wonderful case and Faux agrees to move on while Fidd maintains his composure and runs the boards. The drama finally seems to subside and the show begins to return to normal. Whether that's a good thing or not has yet to be determined!

Doktor Faux enables the Media Shifter and projects an alternate augmented timeline where Time for the Show will follow a petty, vindictive script crafted to poke the bear. While first labeled passive-aggressive, Faux rebukes the claim stating that it is rather directly-aggressive. Fidd Chewley holds the reins and guides the Show into overtime after peas quits abruptly.

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Peas and Faux discuss the intricacies of non-binary chocolate candies while Fidd learns how to run the boards.

Fidd hijacks the HyperCOMM celebrity user LONGDEAD and peas learns how to do the Show. Faux is dead (back next week).

Two comics who aren't funny think they should be way more famous than they are. The twist is that they're actually much more popular than they should be based on their talent levels. Not only are they not funny, they're actually quite annoying. Peas is there, too.

Fidd and Faux resolve to do the Show, even if it kills them AGAIN!

Fidd and Faux have severe Holiday Hangovers

The iron-fisted leaders of FreeThinkRadio.com, Marthartha and Dr. Ellis, play peas's surrogates as Fidd fills the BG channel with copyrighted music. Faux is there, too.

Fidd Chewley activates the Pylon Network and learns how to engineer the show LIVE. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] joins Doktor Faux in reveling in how accomplished they feel, despite the year's shortcomings. It's a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

It's not the "same old show"! The first from your favorite buddy and bestest pal Doktor Faux in a HOT minute! Fidd Chewley and Subject T Change debate the economic situation in Uzbekistan and discuss their undeniable and scientifically-proven admiration (and respect) for country-rap star Taylor Swift. Faux makes snide comments.

Peas blows the wad too early, DokFaux compensates with extra Headlines in CubeNews. Peas debates wizards, flesh compasses and how to deal with poisoning children.

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Faux threatens the Canadian government, peas complies. Peas gets robbed, but does NOT get a monkey out of it.

Faux butchers the intro after Peas put him on hold on the HyperCOMM. CubeNews: Happy Hypercube Day (Orthogonal alignment), Traditional Hypercube Annual Begathon, peas is German, Negtativland/Weatherman bumpers. Cubic hairs. Dave Grohl shows up.

Doktor Faux begs for money, peas agrees. Multiple guest hosts.