Ninetales Podcast

Tom performs a love song by Ana. Ana is subsequently revealed to be an alpha male. Alex phones in from a sublime trip of some kind. There is a grand finale.

Ana, Alex and Tom go for a walk in the woods in the comfort of their own home in this pastoral, naturally blissed out episode of the Ninetales Podcast.

Friendly warning: Do not listen to this episode while driving, working or operating machinery of any kind. In this episode, Ana guides you on a pathway out of consciousness and into a new form, crystalline and eternally resting.

This episode is all about self-punishment. Everyone is psychotic. Do you remember what it's like to be a beast? Your gateway account has been created. Do NOT forget your password.

Alex berates you for their own inability to be infinite. Ana tries to integrate into human society, with mixed results. Radio Shurm plays the new hit single from Too Many and the Ducklings.

Alex and Ana navigate an entity contact, then revisit a music hall classic from the future. We wanna sing cruel tweets at his memorial service.

This week, the group pay a visit to an area known as Dulcimer Fell, where the air always feels green and the birds look straight through you.

Also, in the interests of sharing: Ana unspools someone else's dreams and is spoonfed a story about the Dead Sister Awards. Some kinds of people are documented (and, if the document collection). Alex recalls the titular ultra-reality.

Tom has a track that's broadly about ageing. At the bottom of Lake Lethe, tiny bodies with their organs on the outside are fucking in infinite ways. Alex Rafael Rose presents a piece on herringbone.

Alex is unimpressed with the rich tapestry of human existence. Tom tells a story about the whiny-voiced San Antonio. Live stand-up comedy from Sick.