Real Good Show

This week on the show that knows you're just trying to make it look like a bad teammate, comedian and author CHARLIE DEMERS makes his triumphant return on the boys' third anniversary to celebrate three years of Real Good Show and discuss anniversary gifts, Steven Seagal, and the Phillie Phanatic's history of violence. PLUS: Charlie does a bunch more impressions! Survival tactics! And the boys get down and dirty to answer that classic question: who could hold their poop the longest? Follow Charlie on Instagram: @chuckofthesea Buy Charlie's new book, the excellent Property Values, a 2018 crime/humour novel about rising property values and the desperate measures one man goes to in order to lower his. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, including the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit, with JASON BOTCHFORD of The Provies / Province Sports -- 81 minutes of intelligent hockey talk with a man we admire very much. PLUS: after last month's S

This week on the show whose ass is in the jackpot, the boys go deep on movies: Incredibles 2! Action Point! Jackass! When was the hardest we laughed in theatres? PLUS: Coaches losing their minds at umpires! The BC Lions! Which movie role were we born to play? Stefan gets lost in The Matrix! And we answer the age-old question: what is a XXXTentacion? Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, including the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit, with JASON BOTCHFORD of The Provies / Province Sports -- 81 minutes of intelligent hockey talk with a man we admire very much. PLUS: after last month's Small Soldiers episode, we're continuing with a Summer Blockbuster series ALL SUMMER LONG, with special guests talking movies that mean a lot to them. Factor in the monthly Mailbag and there's never been a better time to hop on the Patreon feed. Outro Music: "These Eyes", by The Guess Who

This week on the show that was going to be blurred but we wanted to roll the dice, comedian JENNY TOEWS returns to the show to discuss expensive pillows, animal attacks, the Triple Crown, and granola bars. PLUS: Ovechkin goes on an all-time bender! Our plans to murder each other! Stefan does pull-ups! And we finally do a deep dive on the lyrics of the Will Smith classic, "Wild Wild West". Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, including the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit, with JASON BOTCHFORD of The Provies / Province Sports -- 81 minutes of intelligent hockey talk with a man we admire very much. PLUS: after last month's Small Soldiers episode, we're continuing with a Summer Blockbuster series ALL SUMMER LONG, with special guests talking movies that mean a lot to them. Factor in the monthly Mailbag and there's never been a better time to hop on the Patreon feed. Outro Music: "Wild Wild West", by Will Smith

This week on the show that's rolling to victory by a head over Cage Fighter, Stefan is back in studio with us and baby, it's a real studio! The Real Good Studio is officially open for business! We re-open the decal/deckle debate, dish on Bryan Colangelo's burner accounts, and roll out Stefan's Posting School. PLUS: How Many X-Men Can John Name! What NHL city would have the worst time in a pre-game entertainment arms race with Vegas? Our least favourite Canuck is back in the spotlight with his Please Like My Sport LeBron takes! And the boys reveal their own J.R. Smith-esque biggest brain fart moments! Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, including the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit, with JASON BOTCHFORD of The Provies / Province Sports -- 81 minutes of intelligent hockey talk with a man we admire very much. PLUS: After last month's Small Soldiers episode, we're continuing with a Summer Blockbuster series ALL SUMMER LONG, with specia

This is just a snippet of the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit with Jason Botchford, recorded live in the Real Good Studio. Support the show to hear the entire discussion about the media beatdown the team took in 2011, Dale Tallon vs the Computer Boys, Kyle Dubas, NHL draft lists, Noah Hanifin, the probability of the team trading its first round pick, and league interest in Jyrki21's Jim Benning comic strip. SUBSCRIBE FOR FULL EPISODE: www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

This week on the episode that actually got loose on the freeway, the boys conclude their discussion about the mystical cupboard from Indian in the Cupboard, while briefly making mention of the Stanley Cup Final and discussing why the success of the Maple Leafs is pivotal for the future of the league. PLUS: Breakfast for Barinholtz! Porn addiction! The first-ever must-listen donor thank-you's! And the guys finally answer the question you've been dying to know the answer to: which one of the RGBs would do the best on The Bachelorette? Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a special episode where we theorize on which junior hockey player has thrown away his NHL career on video games, and a full review of the 1998 kids' film classic "Small Soldiers". And stay tuned for next month, as we have a huge Canucks episode upcoming with a very special guest. Outro Music: "Wild

This week on the show that knows you've seen its hot tub body, the Real Good Boys go far too deep theorizing what would happen if you put a dildo into the magic cupboard from the seminal film, "Indian in the Cupboard". PLUS: Luca Sbisa might win a Cup! Small Soldiers! Kamloops! And we answer the age-old question: would you accept your dream body if it also meant you were pale green? Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a big Canucks talk special with a major special guest. The other bonus episode was just recorded and it's a "Whodunnit?" as we try to uncover which NHL draft pick is throwing their career away to a video game addiction. Outro Music: "Like Toy Soldiers", by Eminem

This week on the show that didn't have Dwyane Wade and Kobe Bryant carrying us down the court, improvisor NIMA GHOLAMIPOUR joins the show to discuss his basketball skills, why John should be the next coach of the Raptors, Power Rangers, and what's worse: bad improv or bad stand-up. PLUS: What's the show worth?  The CJFL makes headlines for all the wrong reasons! Justin lost his job! And John displays a startling knowledge of MTV's My Sweet Sixteen. Follow Nima on Twitter: @NimaGholamipour Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a big Canucks talk special with a major special guest. If you've been wanting more hockey talk from us, this should be a big one.  Outro Music: "I Try", by Macy Gray

This week on the show that just wants you to score, just please fucking score, the boys are re-joined by The Sport Chronicle's Devang Desai to talk Toronto sports failures, ghosting, and the curious case of the missing umbrella. ALSO: Brad Marchand! Whitecaps! LeBron James! American Pharoah! And finally answering the age-old question of how people in motion-capture suits go to the bathroom. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one. Outro Music: "Bennie and the Jets", by Elton John

This week on the show that lets the tank get down to halfway and then puts 20 bucks in, the Real Good Boys are all back in the studio and joined by David "The Coffee Boss" Booker to discuss MMA mishaps, fighting in Alaska, and how he got his nickname. PLUS: The Canucks pick 7th! The Leafs get eliminated from the postseason! John plays a gig in a small town! Trading our bad habits! And the boys issue a formal apology for their draft lottery stream. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one. Outro Music: "Tonto", by Battles

This week on the show that announced the wrong winner and is sorry, my friend, the RGS Boys go deep on fast food as Stefan discovers that he loves Del Taco and the boys once again try to convince John to eat a Big Mac. PLUS: Chicken Fingers! The Maple Leafs! The Coffee Boss! And Justin and John debate Shrek's place in animated movie history. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one. Outro Music: "My Favorite Mistake", by Sheryl Crow

This week on the show that walked half a mile out of its way to sort that out, we flip the script on our hockey talk this season and spend some time examining John's sports pain as the Leafs find themselves in a playoff hole, measuring media narratives against reality. PLUS: Steve Simmons doubles down! The RGS Raiders get off to a rollicking start! Justin angles for a role in the next Fast & Furious! And we take up Stefan's favourite pastime: making fun of businesses on Broadway in Vancouver. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one. Outro Music: "Semi-Charmed Life", by Third Eye Blind 

This week on the show that will make you scream "Mamma Mia!", the Real Good Boys take one last look at the Sedins' retirement and the Canucks exit meetings, make their NHL playoff predictions, and take a few prominent Canadian media members to the woodshed. PLUS: We've got a new Little League team, the RGS Raiders! Celebrity birthdays! Cooking up BBQ! We score a walk-off interview with a shocked and defeated Chris James! And we finally get another inside scoop on a sports player's balls! Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one. Outro Music: "It Was Not Natural", by Wye Oak

This week on the show that ain't gettin' this one, boys, we prepare ourselves to say goodbye to Henrik and Daniel Sedin, as the twins who have embodied Vancouver hockey for nearly 20 years prepare to hang up the skates for good. PLUS: Budgeting out the cost of a human litter box! Turtle sandbox! And we get to the bottom of the bad American pronunciations of "decal", "pasta" and "about". Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one. Outro Music: "Flight of the Valkyries" (Daniel Bryan version)

This week on the show that goes in emergency toilet for five minutes and don't say sorry, the host of CBC's q, TOM POWER is here to make our moms proud, discuss the pressure of being a national conduit for cultural grief, sample our Cartems catering and swear off Tim Hortons donuts forever. PLUS: John is fresh out of the hospital, and Tom lends his CBC interviewing skills to give that situation the gravity it requires. Shameful fandoms! Woodstock '99! London Fog! Ham Roberts! And a cameo appearance from Day 1 RGS loyalist Mitch Pollock. Follow Tom on Twitter: @tompowercbc Follow Mitch on Twitter: @mitchellblack Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this gets you access to our entire bonus content archive as well as the monthly mailbag and "1on1", a rare Justin-only episode where he sits down with NICK DIKA of Arkells during Juno Weekend to discuss Josh Donaldson's problematic tweets, the promise of a new season, the allure of tanking, and the band's Olympic adventure in South Korea. Outro Mu

Stefan is tending to Hollywood business and John is in the hospital dying, so Justin is left all alone to go one-on-one with the low-key heartthrob of Canadian music, Arkells bassist NICK DIKA! Nick is back to discuss the band's Olympic adventure in Korea, the problematic un-wokeness of Josh Donaldson, the allure of tanking, Juno festivities interfering with his fantasy drafts, and #TheRally! This is but a taste. SUBSCRIBE FOR FULL EPISODE: www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

This week on the show that's ranked as the best of all time on About.com, comedian GAVIN MATTS makes his return to discuss how Elon Musk is the Lil' Pump of technology, producer Daniel Cuzzetto's diet, and Gavin's hatred of Elliotte Friedman. PLUS: The Raptors are good! Women who dunk! Joe Sakic's snowblower! OJ's Bronco! Chick Fil-A! And Gavin talks about a truly bizarre gig offer. Follow Gavin on Twitter: @GavinMatts Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our bonus content, including the first episode of the CleveCast, our tribute to the Cleveland Browns with Sportsnet 650's Satiar Shah, our monthly mailbag, and an Olympic wrap-up with a special surprise returning guest we'll reveal next week! Outro Music: "In My View", by Young Fathers

This week on the show that stays at the Comfort Inn and eats at Wendy's, comedian KATIE-ELLEN HUMPHRIES makes her debut on the show to help the boys pledge allegiance to Pie Day, the one day a year where it is legal to consume pie. And what a delicious pie it was. PLUS: John Reads a Thing! The miserable life of George R.R. Martin! Katie-Ellen explains the plot of J-Lo vehicle Maid in Manhattan! And Justin washes his beard in John's kitchen sink. Follow Katie-Ellen on Twitter: @MsKatieEllen and follow her show, The Lady Show, on Facebook Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you our Emergency Jim Benning Extension Ep, with The Athletic's Justin Bourne, the first episode of the CleveCast, our tribute to the Cleveland Browns with Sportsnet 650's Satiar Shah, and our usual monthly mailbag. Outro Music: "Breakfast Can Wait", by Prince

This week on the show that's screaming obscenities at the refs, John wins big at the Vancouver Comedy Awards, walking away with Biggest Humblebragger 2018. We force him to examine the behaviour that led to this victory, and wonder if even a humble bragger can be humbled. PLUS: Brock Boeser's broken back, and Stefan's broken heart! The Whitecaps refuse to let their best player win Man of the Match! Vancouver's archaic liquor laws! LA meetings! Standard issue college professor smoking pipes! And John is encouraged to try edibles. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our bonus content. Last month we put out three new donor episodes, including the monthly mailbag, a Jim Benning extension special with The Athletic's Justin Bourne, and in-depth examination of the history of the Cleveland Browns with Sportsnet 650's Satiar Shah. We're hard at work coming up with some top notch premium stuff for this month too, as we endeavour to continue booking high-end guests for

This week on the show that can barely read, mate, the Real Good Boys get back to their roots with some hardcore, post-Trade Deadline discussion/depression about the Canucks. John moderates a discussion of the team's direction with Stefan and Justin, who grow increasingly despaired and try to decide if the Canucks will win a Cup while any of us are alive. PLUS: Roger Ebert! Building a statue of ourselves! Action figures! And the return of Steven Adams to Clip of the Week! Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow where $5 this month gets you our monthly Mailbag as well as an in-depth special on the tortured history of the Cleveland Browns with one of the biggest Browns fans on the planet, Sportsnet 650 host Satiar Shah. ANNNND an episode on the Jim Benning extension with The Athletic's Justin Bourne. It's a good month. Outro Music: "Heartbreak Hotel", by Elvis Presley