Elimination Of The Snakes

Look out more politics is in the future.Mother's Day Stories.PSA: Colonoscopy Tales, O'boy.Mail Bag:Amazing story from  Mike: An Elephant Tale.Two more humorous stories from Denny.One from Chris this week: I'll never get them all sent...1) Exclusive: FEC commissioner helped RNC conceal role in 2004 vote suppression.2) China defends detention of lead poisoning victims who sought medical help.3) "Gay dog" refused entry to Adelaide restaurant.4) Rape of woman in skinny jeans "not possible".We didn't get through all of them, more to come.The Rest of the Show:1) Walmart sex discrimination class action suit to go to trial.2) Ann Arbor elementary school bans white students from field trip.3) Students sent home over American flag shirts on Cinco De Mayo.Snakes of the Week: Live Oak High School and their Vice Principal.4) Eli Westlake run over by Sarah Ward for throwing cheeseballs.Next week is show 200. To celebrate a round table with as many people as we can round up.

Some more Grandpa goodness.Dead Sea Scrolls and the Bible - Milwaukee Public Museum.Mail Bag:One from Dennis this week: Water vs Coke.One from Chris: Getting caught up.1) A reply to the Banty Rooster and Walmart.2) Extramarital sex causes more earthquakes, Iranian cleric claims.Dan tangent: South Park buckles to islam.3) Hurricane Katrina destroys New Orleans days before "Southern Decadence".4) John Cleese SDP/Liberal Alliance political broadcast 1987.5) The surprising relevance of facts aka Anderson Cooper showed up for work.6) Man charged after wiping his ass with a parking ticket.7) Bush wipes his hand on Clinton’s shirt after shaking hands with Haitian residents.8) Scary new GOP poll.The Rest of the Show:1) Lt. Col. Terry Lakin: Army Officer joins Birthers, defies orders.2) 12 year old Saudi girl wins divorce from 80 year old husband.3) Woman arrested for Stevens Point blow gun spree.4) Texas Gay Divorce.

More grandpa talk.Mail Bag:Two from Chris this week:1) Ringo unmoved by Vatican praise for Beatles.2) Kalamazoo towing company sues student over Facebook page.Dave sends in a joke.Dennis sends in several jokes this week, subject: Catholicism.Earl - The Ten Commandments Video.The Rest of the Show:1) Steven Seagal sued for sexual assault,trafficking.2) Steven Seagal accuser boasted "I Can Manipulate Men".3) Arizona clears strict Immigration Bill.4) An illegal immigrant rant, shit or get off the pot, enforce the laws or change them.5) Copycat charged in racist New Jersey Whole Foods intercom prank.

  Dan's a very proud and happy Grandpa.Mail Bag:Dave's 1st email is a joke.Two from Earl:1) Drunk Wolfe tries to resuscitate dead possum in Pennsylvania.2) USS Liberty incident.A cartoon from Chris.(Pictured)Peter sends one on a Yemeni child bride, 13, dying of sex injuries.Another joke from Al.The Rest of the Show:1) FBI arrests man over Pelosi health-care threat.2) Florida doctor's sign warns away Obama supporters.3) Charles Alan Wilson charged with threatening Sen. Patty Murray's life.4) South Africa white supremacist Eugene TerreBlanche killed.5) Colorado judge fired over teen arrest for overdue DVD.6) US teacher Aijalon Mahli Gomes get 8 years for crossing into North Korea.7) Republican National Committee young donor director fired over bondage club scandal.8) Stephen Colbert exposes the hypocrisy of 10 Commandment Bill sponsor, Congressman Lynn Westmoreland.    

Dan's going to be a grandpa, SOON!Heard the last on Health Care? Don't count on it.Mail Bag:One from Earl: Al Franken and Health Care.One from the Banty Rooster(Dan's daughter): Apparently a few disagreements concerning last weeks show.The Rest of the Show:1) You can't split the baby: Interfaith couple struggles in divorce.2) North Korea vows "nuclear strikes" in latest threat.Snake of the Week: Kim Jong-il.(Dan says not only crazy, but ugly, too.)3) Obama snubbed Netanyahu for dinner with Michelle and the girls, Israelis claim.4) Will France impose a ban on the Burqa?5) Monona Grove schools ban racist gang symbols.

Dan's into a little spring cleaning.The Red Molson backpack.House passes health care reform bill.Mail Bag:Two from Earl:1) Priest Problems. The celibacy of priests.2) Health reform.Two from Peter:1) "Attention Wal-Mart Customers: All Black People Leave the Store Now."2) Wal-Mart finds itself at the center of medical marijuana debate.Snake of the Week - Wal-Mart.One from Dennis:1) Lesbian Air Force Sergeant discharged after being outed by police.More Snakes this Week - Rapid City, South Dakota Police Department.The Rest of the Show:1) Swedish artist, Lars Vilks, has no regrets over prophet drawing.(Pictured)2) Family can sue California Highway Patrol for letting daughter's accident photos spread online.3) Woman bilked friends in cancer scam.4) Judge throws out lawsuit by 79-year-old Monroe woman over outburst at card game.

Earl joins Dan and John on this weeks show.Some Bush, Republican and Mississippi bashing.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) Mississippi school prom off after lesbian's date request.2) Chefs call proposed New York salt ban absurd.Snakes of the Week: Assemblyman Felix Ortiz and the Nanny Democrats.One from Dennis on the Transborder Immigrant Tool.The Rest of the Show:1) Health Care Bill.2) Al-Qaeda and the Yemeni Government.3) Weapons of Mass Destruction. (WMD)3) Ahmed Chalabi.4) Terrorist retaliation? (WTF)5) Israel. What do you think? (eots@inbox.com)

Have we mentioned Dan's going to be a grandpa?Soup Smorgasbord?Mail Bag:One from Mike: Why we like children.One from Becky: Blonde jokes.Two from Earl:1) Suggests a new segment on the show "To F-ing bad"?2) Commentary on a Leonard Pitts article.One from Peter: Trading bibles for porn in San Antonio.The Rest of the Show:1) Iran's Ahmadinejad calls Sept 11 big fabrication.2) Toyota moves past apologies, aims for sales. To early?3) ACORN workers cleared in New York City prostitute video.4) Pennsylvania man dies during storm when 911 calls unheeded.

  Indian Winter? (EOW)   Mail Bag: One from the Republician National Commitee to Dan the registered Democrat. Dan takes a little Rebublican survey. Earl's take on the Sea World attack.(Can you say KILLER whale?) Two from Peter: 1) The truth hurts rape liar. 2) The Pigford Case: USDA settlement of a discrimination suit by black farmers. Two from Mike: 1) A family and Alcor Foundation battle over the head a of dead woman. 2) Citibank reserves right to put 7 day hold on withdrawals.   The Rest of the Show: 1) All teachers fired at underperforming school in Rhode Island. 2) New Zealand girl auctions her virginity.    

  Mail Bag:A couple from Peter this week:1) Obama meets Dalai Lama, angering China.2) Fuel shortage hits Greece as strikes grow.A joke from Dennis: The perfect password.One from Earl: They're in a heap of trouble.(School spying case in Pennsylvania.)Snakes of the Week - Lower Meridon School District Community, it's Board of Directors, and the Superintendent.The Rest of the Show:1) Wisconsin Senate passes breast-feeding rights.2) Illinois woman told she's no longer American.  

Mail Bag:Three from Mike this week: Weird facts and a couple of jokes.Chris sends in a butt load this week: 1) Bye-bye baptists the musical.2) US soldier waterboards 4-year-old daughter.3) Iran protestor sentenced to death.4) Sarah Palin reads crib notes off her hand. (Pictured)5) Palin: I'd run for President if it's right for U.S.6) Sarah Palin, retard, and Rush Limbaugh.7) Starbucks denies funding Anti-Marijuana Group.One from Dennis: Garage remote and GPS; cell phones and pin numbers; creative theives.The Rest of the Show:1) Forced Unionization.2) Man sues California mall after guard arrests him for having conversation about God.

  Superbowl Sunday a slightly condensed show this week.Mail Bag:One from Becky this week: Tiger Woods golf balls upset porn star Joslyn James.One from Earl: Comments on last weeks show.A little humor from Denny: Lesbionics, simple home remedies and the gay cowboy.The Rest of the Show:1) Greyhound passengers stranded for four days in Memphis.Go Colts!

Little House on the Prairie the Musical, thumbs up from Dan.The adventures of Sam and Dan wrestling with a spare tire.Mail Bag:Three from Denny this week: 1) Doctors vs Guns2) What Happened the Year You Were Born?3) Don't text and Drive.One from Mike: Einstein's second wife and his theory of "Relative Titty".One from Peter: The 28th ammendment.The Rest of the Show:1) Filmmaker who targeted ACORN arrested in phone scheme at senator's office.Snake of the Week - James O'Keefe.2) North Korea detains American man at China border.3) Massachusetts teen Phoebe Prince allegedly killed herself after being taunted online.4) Illegal immigrants make 1500-mile march to Washington.5) Bank of America sued for seizing wrong house.6) TSA employee pulls prank on college student.7) Muslims angry over U.S. military "Jesus" rifles.

Our hearts go out to the Haiti earthquake victims.Mail Bag:A little humor from Dennis:1) Single, engaged and married.2) Father of the year.Chris sends in a couple from "The Onion":1) Sony released new stupid piece of shit that doesn't fucking work! 2) Gay teen worries about becoming a Evangelical Christian.More humor from Mike.One from Earl: Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats.A little more humor from a new contributor Ms S.The Rest of the Show:1) Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno.2) UN's World Health Organization eyeing global tax on banking, Internet activity.3) Escapee from transport van stayed near school.4) Denver school apologizes for King Day special lunch.5) Army charges single mom who refused deployment.6) Repo man takes San Jose mom's car with 2-year-old in back seat.7) State officials move to fight candy-flavored tobacco.

Dan mentions the Packers SUCKING!Cauterization is not a pleasant procedure.Mail Bag:Three from Peter this week:1) Maine woman who killed her husband won't go to prison.2) Ex-Bush lawyer accused of trying to kill his wife.3) Maine falls to 25th best place to live in the world. Two from Mike:1) The word "Negro" on 2010 census form offends some.2) Holocaust museum shooter dies.The Rest of the Show:1) Dale Robertson, a Tea Party activist holds a sign reading “Congress = Slave owner, Taxpayer = Niggar.”Snake of the Week.(Pictured)2) Brit Hume evangelizes Tiger Woods.3) Jay Leno going back to late night in February.4) GOP chair: Harry Reid should step down following race remark.5) Somali man charged in attack on Danish cartoonist.

Dry heat my ass! And more BSing.Top News stories of 2009(according to Dan's survey):1) Tiger Woods.2) Health Insurance.3) Bank Bailout.4) Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.Gun owner nabbed near Obama was Bush employee.Mail Bag:Three from Peter:1) An Ohio school district says a teacher accused of burning the image of a cross on students' arms also surveyed them about religion.2) AIG executive Anastasia Kelly fights for salary.3) PETA worker neglected snakes in his care.One from Mike:1) Who is your real friend?One from Earl:1) When does the decade end? Comments on Ben Stein Commentary.David Goldman's interview: Is NBC News practicing checkbook journalism?Journalistic ethics is an oxymoron in our opinion.

When does the decade end? The end of this year(2009) or next. (eots@inbox.com)Mail Bag:One from Mike this week: Commentary from Ben Stein.Three from Dennis:1) The truth about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.2) A little story about being Married. 3) A little story about a banker.One From Earl: Nidal Malik Hasan and the 1st amendment.The Rest of the Show:1) Brazilian family ends Sean Goldman fight.Snakes of the Week - Sean Goldman's Brazilian family.2) FBI probes hack at Citibank.3) Runaway teen Christian convert, Rifqa Bary, is getting her Christmas cards.4) NYC fire department suspends EMTs accused of refusing to help dying pregnant woman.Two more Snakes of the Week: Jason Green and Melisa Jackson.

Dan's back, the show is a GO.A little talk about the blizzard of a week and a half ago.Ode to the Packers.We have a new Forum. Please join in.Mail Bag:One from Dennis this week: Not a joke. What to take to bed with you.One from Mike: The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational.Two from Peter: Florida man exonerated after 35 years behind bars and Oregon rescuers race clock in search for climbers.The Rest of the Show:1) Free speech rights prevented probe into Nidal Malik Hasan e-mails.2) Dubai World refuses to sell assets cheaply.3) Switzerland defends ban on Mosque Minarets.4) George Michael on drug-taking and cruising for sex with strangers on Hampstead Heath: "It's just who I am".5) Rat cooking lands Celeb Reality TV show in hot water.

Big snow storm headed our way. WooHoo!Dan has an anniversary next week, we will be taking the week off.Mail Bag:One from Sam starts out, Hey Jerk.Tom says it is all right to miss a show for a Packer game.What about an anniversary?The last one of the week from Peter: White New Haven fire-fighters winning reverse discrimination lawsuit.The Rest of the Show:1) Lincoln University: Too fat to graduate?What do you think?(eots@inbox.com)2) EasyJet causes controversy with Holocaust Memorial fashion shoot.3) Nathalie Blanchard's Facebook photos lead to a loss of her insurance benefits.4) Walmart line-cutting case ends with plea agreement.5) 90 year old Medal of Honor awardee told he must take down flagpole.(Pictured)What do you think?(eots@inbox.com)

We had a wonderful Thanksgiving. We hope all our listeners did too.Missed last weeks show? What is up with that?Mail Bag:One from a newbie, Tom:  Why is the Tiger Woods accident such a big story?One from Mike: The carry on.(An inspirational story.)One from Dennis: How to lock your car door and why?One from Peter: Michelle Obama pictures and Google.The Rest of the Show:1) Best Buy ad touting Muslim holiday (Eid al-Adha) sparks debate.2) 10,000 East African albinos in hiding after killings.3) TV executive says Obama dinner crashers shopping interview.