Elimination Of The Snakes

No show last week, sorry about that, Dan spent the day at Lambeau Field.Mail Bag:Two from Mike:1) An actual letter to passport authorities.2) Pass this on, my ass.One from Allen:1) Let me see if I understand this. Hmmmmm....Two from Sam:1) Where is last weeks podcast? WTF? How about a post when you take the week off.2) Reply to podcast 178, the Z-104 contest.One from Becky:1) Comment on suspension over sexy slumber party photos story from last weeks show.A couple from Earl:1) Republicans and Health Care.2) The Berlin and other walls.An anonymous email: Peace at last.The Rest of the Show:1) Three Florida teens accused of setting a 15-year-old friend on fire pleaded not guilty.2) Heather Ellis of Kennett, Missouri faces 15 years for cutting line at Walmart. KKK Involved.

Nobody entered our contest. Go figure!?!Mail Bag:Two from Becky:1) One on Z104's contest. Holding Dad's feet to the fire again.2) Why a woman had to change hotels.(A little humor from the Beckster.)Two from Mike:1) Generic brand names for Viagra.2) Amish computer virus.One from Dennis: Suing the big companies.(More humor.)The Rest of the Show:1) The tragedy at Fort Hood.Snake of the Week - Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan. (Pictured)2) Orlando shooting: accused was "mentally ill".Dan has fired his share of people.....hmmmmmm. An anecdote about 1 of them.3) The Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino: $166M win was slot malfunction.4) Football coach throws punch over girl's right to play.5) Suspension over sexy slumber party photos leads to ACLU lawsuit.

Fair and balanced my ass.Dan's way or the highway.EOTS: We got ethics.Lt. Gov. Barbara Lawton says she won't run for Governor.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) Racy radio promotion on Z-104. EOTS starts a contest of their very own.2) Jury awards $16 million for death from water drinking contest.Two from Allen:1) Do you feel Members of Congress should be forced to enroll themselves in the health care plan they vote for? (fleming.house.gov)2) Leads in to the opening story of the show. (See below.)One from Dennis:1) Michigan man sues for right to put back family's nativity scene on public median.The Rest of the Show:1) The Budweiser Story: Dan think's Allen and all who believe the story were duped. What do you think? (eots@inbox.com)2) Larry David blasted for "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode where he urinates on Jesus painting.Snake of the Week - Larry David.3) Panhandling limitations on State Street criticized.

Talking 'bout the valves.Mail Bag:One from Dennis on H1N1(Swine Flu) prevention.A joke from Allen in New Jersey. (Pretty cute.)One from Christopher: Retired General Slams Cheney As "Incompetent War Fighter". Chris adds his own take on the issue.The Rest of the Show:It's the theological Elimination of the Snakes.1) Westboro Baptist Church. WTF! Google Search.2) Amazing Grace Baptist Church's Halloween book burning.3) Catholics, Protestants and the King James Version of the bible.4) Dan needs validation of the King James Version of the bible.(eots@inbox.com)

Dan's back with tails of his vacation.Mail Bag:Two funny ones from Dennis.Two from Earl:1) Leonardo Da Vinci's fingerprint.(Pictured)2) Analysis of cash for clunkers.The Rest of the Show:1) Eagle Scout suspended for keeping knife in car.2) Interracial couple denied marriage license in Louisiana.Snake of the Week - Justice of the Peace, Keith Bardwell. 3) Lottery hoax causes riot at Ohio Burlington Coat Factory store.4) New York-based Muslim web site calls on God to "kill the Jews".5) Fox News provided stage directions for 9/12 protesters appearing on Fox News broadcasts.

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Patrick is our guest host tonight, Dan will be back next week.No Mail Bag again this week.This Weeks Show:1) Obama's Nobel Prize inspires Conservative outrage and confusion.2) Olympics in Chicago would have been cool.3) Health Care.4) Rush Limbaugh joins bid to buy St. Louis Rams.5) Packers-Vikings, Bret Favre and the NFL.6) Moore's law, Google and life online.7) Cubs Bankrupt? Insert Your Own Joke Here.

Earl is the guest host tonight.Next week Patrick will be hosting.No Mail Bag, so on with the show:1) Republicans and Democrats.2) Killing in Chicago.3) Economics: The Bail-out.4) Free Markets.5) The Metric System.6) Mars Climate Orbiter.7) Nuclear Power/Isotopes/Manhattan Project/Uranium hexafluoride/Nuclear waste.Recommended books:1) The Making of the Atomic Bomb by Richard Rhodes.2) Project Orion: The True Story of the Atomic Spaceship by George Dyson.3) Dark Sun: The Making of the Hydrogen Bomb by Richard Rhodes.8) Evolution and Creationism.9) Charles Robert Darwin.

Dan's going to be on vacation for the next 2 weeks. Next week Earl will be the guest host. In 2 weeks Patrick will be the guest host.The Banty Rooster is pregnant(Dan's daughter). Dan's going to be a Grandpa.Mail Bag:One from Peter this week - Citibank has announced that it will close some branches.One from Earl on the topics he'll be covering next week.Some humor from Dennis.The Rest of the Show:1) Pat Roberts pleads for three-day delay so Lobbyists can read Health Care Legislation.2) Pedestrian decoy for the Madison Police Department, hit by SUV while off duty.(Isn't it ironic)What do you think about entrapment? (eots@inbox.com)3) Does Mayan calendar predict 2012 apocalypse?4) Faux Hooker and Pimp expose ACORN. ACORN files suit against them.5) Dan finds another letter from Earl to end the show.

Our apologies for the audio on this weeks show.John got some new toys and is still learning.He had his mike level WAY to high.Sorry it'll never happen again. (Maybe)H1N1 tabletops. (Meetings)Weddings are great, especially when you're not footing the bill.Mail Bag:One from Allen on the 2010 elections and Social Security.One from Peter on "Parents sue Walmart, Arizona over kids' bath photos".The Rest of the Show:1) Abercrombie Kids Store didn't hire a Muslim Tulsa teenager because she wears a hijab.2) Kentucky coach acquitted in rare player death case.3) Florida school officials in prayer case could get jail time.4) Two Illinois men killed by car while fighting in middle of highway.5) Hofstra University student recants gang rape story. (Danmell Ndonye) Can you say pull the train?6) Yemeni girl, 12, forced into marriage dies in painful childbirth.

Sorry about the lack of a show last week, LIFE HAPPENS.Earl's our special guest this week.Mail Bag:Carol sends in some humor "Bill Gates and GM".Followed by a little geek talk.Dennis sends in some more humor a Bret Favre joke.One from Mike on the worlds shortest books.The Rest of the Show:1) Joe Wilson's outburst. (straw-man attack)2) A discussion of John McCain.3) What is a Free Market?4) Health Care. 5) Earl on the "Islam Is of the Devil" Shirts.6) "No thumbprint, no money," Bank of America tells armless man.7) Texas school district turns away students from Mexico.8) Words to live by "At the very least inconvenience the hell out of them".9) U.S. Rep. Lynn Jenkins: Republicans struggling to find "Great White Hope" to lead them back to power.10) Obama's first 9/11 as President.

Mail Bag:One from Earl on a rational discussion of Obama's fascist programs.One from Al on cows, constitution and the 10 commandments.One from Becky on 3900 stimulus checks going to prisoners.One from Mike on "What would LBJ do?"The Rest of the Show:1) EOTS salutes Ted Kennedy.2) Justice after Bush: Prosecuting an outlaw administration.3) Court filing: Ralph Armstrong was framed for Madison murder.4) Child bride's nightmare after divorce.5) "How's my favorite hypocrite?" Sam asks. (The Banty Hen)6) Florida students sent home after wearing "Islam Is of the Devil" Shirts.

A little story about Dan's surly subordinates.Mail Bag:One from Peter this week: New York sues debt collector for threats, harassment.Anonymous email this week: Obama haters email.The Rest of the Show:1) Dan contacts geekazine.com.2) Tom Ridge, Homeland Security and terror alert abuse.3) Texas mom gets 99 years for cutting off son's genitals.4) New twist to an old spam story.5) Grieving Orange Cove family questioning police pursuit.6) Congress plans to spend $550 million to buy eight jets at a time when lawmakers have criticized the use of corporate jets by companies receiving taxpayer funds.

Mail Bag:Three from Peter this week:1) Sweet lemonade kid $lapped.2) Burger King kicks out baby for not wearing shoes.3) Discrimination: Man with seizure alert dog arrested at McDonald's.The Rest of the Show:1) "Death to Obama" sign holder detained by Secret Service.2) Teen sets self on fire to imitate YouTube clip. (Hey, DUMBASS!)3) Childless man released from child support debt.Snakes of the Week - The Georgia Department of Human Services, which includes the Office of Child Support Services.4) Shut Yer Mouth: Man Gets 6 Months for Yawning. (Circuit Judge Daniel Rozak: a bit power hungry.)5) PETA Unhappy Meals Targeting Kids: The McCruelty Campaign.

John Hughes died in Manhattan of a heart attack at 59.Mail Bag:One from Peter - Reactions to Obama and health care.One from Mike - Newborns' blood samples raise privacy questions.The Rest of the Show:1) About: Jesse Kelly for U.S. Congress.2) Leonard Pitts Jr.: Take another look at the Gates incident.3) North Korea releases US journalists after Bill Clinton's visit.Hey, DUMBASS!:4) Hiking on the Iranian border, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?5) Conservative kiosk owner denied new lease at North Carolina Mall.6) Day care rejects invitation to return to Montgomery County swim club. (More on a story from show 162.)7) NFL reinstates Michael Vick on conditional basis. (Complete with a little rant.)

Mail Bag:Two from Mike this week:1) Boston Police Officer Justin Barrett's Jungle Monkey Email.2) A Sudanese journalist could receive 40 lashings after she was caught wearing trousers.Three from, the banty rooster herself who must be obeyed, Becky:1) Madison Peace Park facelift is "scum park" redux.2) Taking Dan to task again.(What a gal!)3) Sarah Palin watch.Some sucking up from Dan.(To little to late I'm thinking.)The Rest of the Show:1) Trustee sues Ruth Madoff for more than $44 Million.2) Hawaii reasserts Obama "natural-born" citizen.3) Court rules in favor of drunk sleeping it off in car.The Conspiracy Theory this week:101 USES FOR A DEAD (or live) BABY!Aborted fetuses used in cosmetics???Where do aborted fetuses REALLY go?The show closes with a little more sucking up.(Good luck with that Dan.)

Unusually cool summer.In these times, if you have a job, be happy with it.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) West Bend, Wisconsin; Library fight riles up city, leads to book-burning demand.2) Prof. Gates, Cambridge and Racial Politics.How do we solve the driving while black issue? (Racial Profiling) eots@inbox.comThe Rest of the Show:1) Sarah Palin watch; It's not Sarah Palin's fault...Just ask her. Sarah receives deluge of ethics complaints.2) Ohio phone rage; Charles Papenfus, arrested for making threats to a telemarketer selling extended auto warranties.

A get a hold of us you SOB's rant to start the night.Mail Bag:Two from Peter:1) A letter from Eric to Fox News. (Racism alert.)2) Section 8 Housing comments in a local newspaper.One from Mike:1) John Yoo's breathtaking ignorance.The Rest of the Show:1) Marines under investigation after autistic man allowed to enlist.2) Police chief denounces "cowardly" iPhone users monitoring speed traps.3) Bombshell: US Army Reserve Major challenges Commander in Chief's birthplace.4) Visa charges man $23,148,855,308,184,500 for cigarettes.5) Crashed Iranian airliner. (Yawn.)6) "Hurt" and "angry" Paula Abdul may not return to "American Idol" next season. (Double Yawn!)

Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) Montgomery County swim club in racial flap plans to invite camp back.2) The Burr Oak Cemetery nightmare.Two from Mike this week:1) Man killed in Pamplona's running of the bulls.2) NY baseball fan settles "God Bless America" suit.One from Allen this week:1) Time to let John Hinckley, Jr. go? (A little humor from Al.)The Rest of the Show:1) Elimination of the Snakes shows up in the Isthmus. (A local Madison newspaper.)2) North Korea leader Kim has pancreatic cancer. (Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.)3) Thunderstorm delays launch of space shuttle Endeavour again. (A tasteless Space Shuttle Challenger disaster joke. A groaner more than a belly laugh, but funny.)4) Joe Jackson yells fowl play.5) Dan's take on Zanax. (Xanax - alprazolam)6) A Dane County Housing Authority, Section 8 Housing choice voucher program RANT!

Hint to listeners: If you have VHS Tapes you must get them digitized, they are deteriorating as you read this, you don't want to lose those precious moments.Dan relives his childhood with Pandora.Mail Bag:Two from Peter this week:1) LA braces for horde of Michael Jackson mourners.2) Biden: Israel free to set own course on Iran.One from Dennis on the Sarah Palin resignation.What's up with Sarah? A quitter? There's more to this story! (www.sarahpac.com)The Rest of the Show:1) Houston catches car thieves with bait car program.2) Appeals Court says Crawford County home search was illegal.3) College Republicans demoted at two Religious Universities.4) Colbert tells viewers to deny Rep. Cynthia Davis food.5) Al Franken declared winner of Minnesota seat by state supreme court. (Finally!)6) Iranian women stand up in defiance, flout rules. (So what?)Are the Iranian protests going to produce any favorable results? Let us know what you're thinking. (eots@inbox.com)