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All new episode plus the interview with Ryan Luelf originally posted on Nov. 2 (warning: language). The guys discuss how to defeat ISIS (coloring books!), a $1 billion word document, tight-ends named Butt, the life-saving properties of Hotpockets, and play a James Bond themed This, That, or the Other. Also, Ted reveals Banksy's identity, Justin tries for an offensive stereotype voice but misses, and Aaron gets fired up about Mizzou!   Ryan's links https://www.facebook.com/doyouownyourlife https://www.gofundme.com/luelfstrong https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ_T8m_17FIIb_Ht0454RA https://theyololifeblog.wordpress.com/

The guys kick off the show talking about Searcys (kind of) promotion. They bring in Scott Taylor and his ears are burning. Then they see whats going on and its a total sausage party. They discuss hot dogs...or is it tacos? Whats the difference?! They talk about mean grannies, McSmugglers, and how the bucks stole Christmas. They play Closer to 100 (Scotts favorite game.) Going Deep is all about Empathy and Scotts book Jacob and the Cloak. They wrap up with taglines and the casting for the Doug Movie and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING missing from the show!   jacobandthecloak.com

Its the not-so-Halloween episode! Ralph stops by and the guys talk about their new equipment and The Orange Buffalo! Searcy invents a curse word, Aaron finally has his own soundboard, and Ted comes up with the plot to a terrible Halloween movie. They play This, That, or The Other and it doesnt suck too bad! Then they go deep and talk about the supernatural, but it pretty much just turns into the guys talking about how big of pansies they are. They play Murderer or Musician and Aaron still wants some hilarious murderer stories. Ralph is a total racist, Searcy is afraid of plastic bags, Ted explains Bat-Dog, and Aaron gets body-slammed by a ghost toddler!

Guys I know that we post a lot of silly stuff, but this is something we are very serious about. Please take the time to listen to this very important interview and then head directly over to gofundme.com/luelfstrong. We have many opportunities in this world to make a difference, but not all of them will have this great of an impact. Family is the most important thing that we have in this world. Lets all do whatever we can to help this one. Every little bit helps.

IT'S THE 20TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA! QUICK TURN IT OFF! The guys start off by talking about how big of a screw up Searcy is. They eat some IHOP crepes with the IHOP Creep. We hate Reese Witherspoon worse than a pocket full of soft carrots. They play Closer to 100 and listen to some Kickin' Tunes! Then they go deep and talk about their heroes letting them down. Aaron is bi-partisan, Ted feels awk'rd, and Searcy says the worst thing ever said on the show!

Episode 19 is NOW! The guys start by talking about Ted's camping trip, Aaron's 4-wheelin, and Searcy's new forehead scar. Aaron has a new plan to extort money from his nieces and nephews, Ted becomes a wheelchair DUI public defender, and Searcy likes Graham Cracker Crunch (whatever that is.) Then they play MORM and Aaron wants happier murderers. They go deep and talk about forgiveness because that's all they could think of. Ted's house almost explodes and the gang plays Siri Songs!

Dr Pepper is white trash! The guys talk about transgender kids, Caitlin Jenner (surprise surprise), staring contests, looting, perpetual sneezing, superbroads, and Uber escape plans! Aaron tries his best with a new game. Does it flop? Tune in to find out! Then they go deep and talk about their insecurities (what a bunch of crybabies!) They make the worlds most depressing musicals, Aaron shares a pop with The Juice, numbers are numeric, and be careful which Uber picks you up! Meow...

The guys cough slightly less this week! They discuss Garth Brooks being creepy, BEES!, weekend-at-Bernie-ing Ted when he dies, priest muskets, and the worst theme park ever! They also answer everyones burning questions. Then Aaron proves he knows way too much about musicals, Ted doesn't know the difference between Matt Damon and Mark Whalberg, and Searcy listens to Nickleback!!!!!

*COUGH* The guys are still sick! Ted and Aaron pretend Searcy is extremely intelligent, they take selfies with sharks, and the pope totally rocks out with Beyonce! Ted hates all Johns and Aaron brings you OTQ's most tolerated game! They go deep on tattoos and piercings while Searcy's just being Searcy. John Cena wins Siri songs and Ted is a heathen!

Do you like petty arguments and cheap shots of a personal nature? Then check out this episode. The guys get more argumentative than usual and you're welcome! Their guest Margaret drops some knowledge and goes toe-to-toe with Ted. Unsurprisingly they discuss feminism with their first female guest. They also discuss nazi gold/toxic nerve gas, Borgata Babes, play the new game Murderer or Musician, and (gasp!) defend the rights of the ladies of the view (seriously). Also, Searcy gets a rare zinger, Aaron refuses to let Searcy be the longest serving member of OTQ, Margaret asks Ted the hard questions, and Ted wants government mandated castration.  Check out margaretolver.wordpress.com for Margaret's blog Deliberate Faith

The guys kick things off by talking about their 10 year high school reunion (spoiler alert its about as successful as their 10th episode). Ted blindsides Aaron, capes are back in, and Aaron hates Jane Fonda. They discuss the unpredictable things that life throws at them and all the while Searcy just cant seem to pick up on Ted and Aarons cues. They play guess who died, Searcy invents a new product called "Podtacks", and Aaron mops the floor with Ted on Siri Songs.

Wheres Oregon?! The guys sit down with Josh Beck of the Dont Be Stupid podcast and Ted kicks things off by talking more crap about Kansas (Joshs home state). Justin praises the Rib Man and Aaron is a total racist about it. Josh fills us in on THE MOST INTENSE PILLOW FIGHT EVER! They play the best game on the podcast according to the guest which makes it official. Then they go deep and discuss their pride and feelings of inferiority *single tear* Scenes from the web is way less offensive than expected and our guest SLAMS our email address!

GET ME OREGON! The guys give thanks for the states they've acquired, but they aren't done yet. They discuss a cornicopia of topics including cancer, Trump Bible, HIV, Drake, Lice Hitmen, Jefferson Davis, and the Portland Pooper! Aaron brings a headlines game to the table in what seems like forever. Then the throw the party switch and talk about the Left-Right paradigm. Ted has no idea what segment we're doing, Searcy introduces a new game, and Aaron straight up insults Ted's haircut!

The guys try their darndest to make this the most eleventh episode ever!

It's the top of the mountain! The guys celebrate defying the odds and reaching episode 10, poop water, participation trophies, sharks attacking like sharks, and a Big-Mac beatdown! The gang then welcomes their new sponsor in order to make big bucks! Then they go deep and talk about what anger means in relation to Christianity and Aaron ironically gets angry with Justin and Ted for not preparing notes on the topic of anger. Aaron and Justin prepare a present for Ted. Aaron makes everybody cringe on Scenes from the Web, and Justin leaves the cap off the toothpaste!

The guys welcome special guest Reggie to fill in for Ted while he is on vacation. They discuss how every argument can be won by mentioning WWII, lawyers demanding trial-by-combat, literally being sentenced to marriage, everyone's favorite crazy uncle Ron Paul, and the return of everyone's third favorite game: Headlines! Also, Aaron pulls a Ted while trying to read, Justin makes the deepest comment ever, and Reggie can't pronounce "Les Miserables".

Ralph returns for the exciting continuation of cop stuff! The guys talk about their worst haircuts, "hip" politicians using emojis, the most depressing Rotten Tomatos scores, and how the fans killed it (get it?) on the Scenes from the Web fan response. Also, Justin can't pronounce the word "dispatcher", Ted tries to get #pooplikeagirl started, Aaron tells an embarassing story about being fat on an airplane, and Ralph tells us the grossest thing kept in a baby book.

We got Ohio! In this short episode the guys discuss the genius decision that is our e-mail address, politicians and their "faith", selfie fines, and drug-dealing hearse-snatchers. Then they play Back In My Day with Alex and ask two important questions: Do facts matter if they hurt your feelings? And should all college students be provided videos of puppies frolicking? Also, Aaron teaches you the way to good mental health, Ted enters panic mode over time limits, and Justin struggles with acronyms.

Do you like both philosophy and bathroom humor? Then check out this episode. OTQ welcomes the very first guest to the show, Ralph the cop. THe guys talk about live TV shark attacks, nihilism, Twinkle Tush, digital kidnapping, and play Scenes from the Web. Also, Justin gets lost in philosophy, Aaron can't stop talking about cat anatomy, Ted suggests the best theme for a school dance, and Ralph gives us an "insulpliment".

The guys talk about #forgiveness, who might sue us, skyrocketing tuition costs, how to become a hero by clicking a button on Facebook, and the oldest living Golden Girl. Also, Ted can barely quote the Communist Manifesto from memory, Aaron uses the arguments of a crazy person, and Justin tells us why ink-junkies are responsible for the death of "clean-skins."