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We're finally back America and, wow, you really let things get out of hand. I mean, seriously, wow. But don't you worry. All will be right in the world when you feast your ears on this. In this episode Aaron hijacks another game because he's lazy, Ted handles a surprise like chump...I mean champ, and Searcy ruins another surprise by going "live" in the middle of it on Facebook. Just don't call it a comeback.

We like sportz and we don't care who knows.

The guys talk about virtual reality and Ted makes a startling confession.

The guys talk about Black Lives Matter and Blue Lives Matter with Ralph. Aaron puts a new spin on an old game!

Would you rather? Whats going on? Going Deep Ted Loves Movies Aaron and Justin hold hands   One of these didn't happen.

This show is about distractions.....wait what was i talking about?

School's out forever.

Weeknight Candlelight Quesadilla Dinner. #TeamSteak

I'm extremely busy today and Searcy took FOREVER editing this episode (thanks Searcy) so if you want to see something funny go stare in a mirror. Take it easy stupid. PS we almost got killed for this. I think that's deserving of an iTunes review or a Facebook like.

AARON HAS OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT! #FeelTheBrent! The guys kick off the show by..... you know what? I haven't had a chance to write a synopsis today. It's Easter. I'm organizing my sock drawer. I know that sounds like a thing that people say as a fake made up excuse, but i am honest to God organizing my sock drawer and watching Family Guy. It's a good one. Joe quits his job and gets depressed, but in the end he's a hero. #Heartwarming. I should be watching The Walking Dead, but my wife is working from home so for the love of God don't talk to me about it yet! What else.....OH! I lost some more weight. I know nobody cares so i wont bore you with the specifics.......17 POUNDS! Eat that Losers! Did you guys get any good candy? My mother-in-law always gets me a giant Reese's Egg every year, but this year knew i couldn't so she bought me flip flops and gum. Sad. Are you still reading this? I'm seriously finding socks that i specifically remember buying in the 7th grade. That's too long to

WHAT'S GOIN DOWN CHARLIE BROWN?! The guys kick off the show by discussing Aarons sloth, Ted's bikes, and Searcy's Betrayal Breakfast! They see What's Going On and Peter Pan regrets his role as Hitler in the fluff piece "Battle of the Ball Pit." They Go Deep and talk about pressing forward. Searcy dusts off Scenes from the Web.

Man i had 3 weeks to write a synopsis and this is all you idiots are getting.

O.M.G. PRAYERS! The guys start off the show by talking about fine dining and weight loss. They see Whats Going On and Trump gives crocodile quesadillas an A+. Then they Go Deep and talk about being burnt out in your faith. They dust off an old game. Ted Brags, Aaron is pretentious, and Searcy breaks his butt!

Funky Cold Medina! The guys kick off the show talking about Lawnmower Ted. They see What's Going On and talk all about the General Scarface chicken taco diet. They Go Deep and talk Gun Control. I can't remember all that was said, but I think Aaron is voting for Bernie Sanders. They play a new game and it's decent! Aaron goes full Spearhead, Searcy is relaxed, and Ted gets a rare win!

This episode is all about Ryan Luelf! He calls in to give the guys an update from Mexico. (Warning: Some Language)

This one gets a little crazy as the guys record this episode immediately after the last one. Bailey Sullivan FINALLY joins us in the OTQ studio and it's not quite how he dreamt it would be. The guys discuss why everyone needs placemats to be able to speak about political issues, horrifying inventions (vampire limbs anyone?), Hitler's...shortcomings, and the perfect gift for the Arabic businessman. Then they Go Deep with the New Year and play everyone's favorite game concerning murderers and musicians, Murderer or Musician. Also, Searcy sings the new hit song "My Shahada", Aaron explains why mind-controlled objects in his house would be bad for his weight and Searcy's face, Ted struggles with words, and Bailey gives them a lot of work to do for accidental bands.

DON'T BE A DOUCHE! The guys kick off the show by talking about their terrible weeks. They see What's Going On and Yale students want to take Floridians God given right to sell canned farts or something. Then they Go Deep and talk about who Jesus really is. They wrap up the show with Scenes from the Web: Christmas Edition! Ted elbows the elderly, Aaron needs a product, and Searcy made COOKIES! BUT HOW?!?!

AND I CAN'T DENY! The guys kick things off by telling you how you can make big bucks from home without ever leaving the couch! Then they bring in Seneca Medici and talk all about his new book. They see Whats Going On and it's the same old same old, solar death panels, cat head spray, and whatever boring thing Aaron talked about (we already forgot!) They Go Deep and talk about the influence the company you keep has on your life (were all screwed.) They wrap up with This, That, Etc... Aaron is born ready, Ted's not a nerd, and Searcy's an author?   Click here to buy Seneca Medici's newest book!

HOW WAS YOUR WEEK!? The gang kicks off the show by talking about their Thanksgiving with their legitimate crazy relatives. They bring in the guests (not that Ted cares) and start with Whats Going on. Aaron brings up WW2 (AGAIN), Ted can't say names, and Searcys news stories are totally valid! They play Closer to 100 which was the guests favorite game (off air conversation.) Then they Go Deep and talk about the Syrian refugees (Buzz Killington.) Johnny overshares, Joes looks like a Syrian refugee, Ted loves somebodys mom, Aaron is a terrible mechanic, and Searcy makes everybody groan!   Real-life-podcast.com

The guys are back with more...something. In this Thanksgiving-themed episode they pledge their loyalty to the High Commissioner, discuss nice thieves, a good ol' fashioned Florida revenge story, Americhristianity, guilt-tripping your family into communicating, and take on Big Bead and Big Tire. Then they play the new hit game Joel Osteen or Fortune Cookie and Siri Songs. Also Aaron wants to fight with Ted, Justin depresses the crap out of everyone, and Ted unleashes a wheezenado!