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The guys discuss stirring your Starbucks with a monkey claw, why "Oklahoma" and "Ted Turner" are not politically correct, Hitler Boulevard, and why shooting small explosives at each other shows our love for America! Also, Justin reads us the entire Internet, Ted invites a special guest to the podcast (spoiler: its Siri), and Aaron reminisces on fun times that could have killed him. 

Do you like uncomfortable hot button issues? Then this is the episode for you. The guys discuss cultural cleansing, Cuba's brilliant marketing scheme, Raiden sound effects, and the Confederate/Homosexual battles of Facebook. Also, Aaron goes full-blown history teacher, Searcy tells us how to control the idiot population, and Ted realizes he can't read.

Aaron, Ted, and Justin get new mics so you don't hear everything in the room! The guys defend the millennial generation, point to specific religious leaders, and play the Victoria Osteen/Billy Madison mash-up you've all been waiting for! Also, Ted confuses I-devices with eye devices, Aaron call Idris Elba (an English actor) an African American, and Justin reads a news story that may or may not be real.

Our first episode! Aaron, Ted, and Justin tackle the issues of Christians drinking alcohol, fake Southern accents, Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner's identity, and tell you what's going on. Also, Justin secures us an impossible email address, Ted's phone goes off mid-podcast, and Aaron's inner-nerd makes an appearance.