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Guttentag, goofballs! Here we are again with another ear pleasuring episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. Last week we discussed body invasion, aliens, and Russian conspiracies. This week we decided to tone things down a bit and discuss... excessive use of force by police and... systemic... racism. Damn. Well, at least the abuse of power and racism is in the form of the film Manic Cop and not in the form of the 6PM news. Oddly enough, a lot of the themes discussed in this 1988... comedy, horror film (?) are just as relevant today as they were over thirty years ago. (Review at 35:50) Next week's episode will be a lot more fun and less serious, probably. We already recorded it, but it was like 3 weeks ago, I honestly don't even remember what movie we did. I guess we'll find out together! Huzzah, friendship! With a little luck, the network will pick me up. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 276! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost o

Привет идиотыWith the elections on the horizon, much of the world is once again focused on potential Russian interference  on the U.S. elections. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we're far more concerned with what the Rooskies have brought back from outer space. Space Force may be gearing up to liberate the galaxy, but in the meantime Russia is fuckin' around with aliens, bro! This week we dive in to the 2020 Russian documentary Sputnik. It's time to wake up and learn what they're REALLY up to! (Review at 29:02) I shouldn't have to say this, but like, this isn't a documentary; it's a fictional movie. Or is it? I don't know what you think you heard, but you must be mistaken. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 275! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is availa

Alright, zip it, nerdlingers! We have a very important announcement and we need your full attention. Ahem... FUCKIN CHRIS IS BACK DUUUUUUUUUDES! That's right! We convinced Chris to crawl out of his quarantine cavern and join us (on discord)! Recently, we asked the Instagram community what movie we should cover. And, well, wouldn't ya know it, they happened to pick one of Chris's favorite movies Idle Hands! Isn't that awesome?! So strap yourselves in, it's time for laughing, singing, stupid jokes and bad impressions! This was a really fun episode, and I'd like to say, "I hope you enjoy it as much as we did". But really, we don't care. Toodles! The drink has done that to you. Isn't it nice? Feeling better? Good. Now let's have some music. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 274! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us conti

Gather 'round, nerdlings! For today, is a special day. Today, is a day that I have anticipated for over seven years. Today, is Cannibal Holocaust day. That's right! We are reviewing the very film that made me want to start a podcast. This film has been called "the most controversial film of all time", and features rape, brutal murders, brutal ACTUAL animal murder, cannibalism and that's just in like the first ten minutes. Upon release, the footage was so shocking, and so convincing that the director was arrested and charged with the murder of his crew! I really have to say, this was one of my favorite episodes in a long time. You're lucky the buffalo beat me over the fence, otherwise I'd be your daddy. It's the Who Goes There Podcast  episode 273! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The W

Buenos dias, all my little nose goblins! Your favorite international sex symbols are back with another episode that is just bulging with greatness! We know you have a hard enough time taking in our usual, above average content, so this week, we're doubling it! That's right! It's time for another double episode! The internet has been all abuzz because someone made a movie about Zoom, and you know, it's timely. So we submitted and did an episode on the 2020 Shudder original Host. (Review at 19:55) The thing is, Host is only 50 minutes long; that's just the foreplay baby! After we get you nice and ready, we're gonna just shove a whole 'nother episode in there! We've got another Shudder original Impetigore! Let it not be said that we aren't loving, giving... podcast hosts... Also Rhett has a huge dick. Enjoy the show! Happy birthday to Alia, as well as Jorge's son Micah. If this is as exciting as it gets, we're in big trouble, dude. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 272! If you enjoy the show, please co

Rejoice, idiots! For we have returned. Needless to say we greatly enjoyed the summer break we afford ourselves every year, it was most enjoyable. But enough of this sentimental bologna; let's get down to business! This week, we're doing a film that is very near and dear to my heart. We are doing a film that my wife (my wiiiiiife) and I watched on the day we met. Yes, we got to know each other while watching a film that involves a man being burned with scalding hot oil, a man inserting needles into his own ears, and a central plot that centers heavily BDSM, sadomasochism, and on the male desire to both save someone from and commit rape. That's right, slap nuts! We're talking about motherfuckin Ichi The Killer! We brought our good friend Carlos "Warm Babies" Bielma along for the ride. Grab a drink, put your feet up, lean back and just enjoy the stupidity. You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it. It's the Who Goes There Podcast

Saaaaaaaah, dudes! So remember last week, when like, we went to space? Well, we decided to stay for a week. Lots of tight space type things out here. While we're here we're going to discuss another space movie. Isn't that nice of us? Yes, yes it was. Last week was Cthulhu type sex monsters; this week, it's naked space vampires. That's right, ya chuckleheads, we're talkin' 'bout Lifeforce! (Review starts at 26:52) This movie was made to show how Tobe Hooper could make a movie on par with Alien. It's uh... it's something! Let's get weird on some space rocks before we head back to Earth. Next week we head to Japan and get weird as fuuuuuuuuuuck! Would you adore me as much if I were poor? No, all you want to be is a lovely widow listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 270! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continu

Greeting from space, Earth dorks! Pack your freeze-dried Thanksgiving dinner, kiss the kids goodbye, we're going to space! (Spoiler: we'll be in space next week too!) Our resident android Rhett has been suggesting 1986's From Beyond for a long time. However, after the debacle that was Dead Ringers we've since been hesitant to trust a Rhett pick. Ultimately, we realized he is only artificial intelligence and we should not punish him so severely. Realistically, Jesse from Say You Love Satan recommended it and we actually listen to him. (Review at 27:57) We just want to say that we appreciate all of your continued support during this pandemic. We can say with all honesty: this show would probably not exist without your love and admiration. Thank you, sincerely. That last part was only meant for our Patreon. The rest of you, we hope you get space madness! Hold it! We think we know where these things come from, but we have no idea how many there are. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 269! If you enjoy th

Welcome, friends, to a very special episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! This week, we have a super neato friend joining us to talk about a super neato film! Our friend Jesse is part of an 80's horror podcast called Say You Love Satan and well, we thought, "why not do an 80's movie?". We all know how awesome horror films can be, but do you know what makes them even greater? Professional wrestlers! This week Rowdy Roddy Piper is traveling across a barren (literal and metaphorical) wasteland, spreading his... enthusiasm in the zany 80's flick Hell Comes To Frogtown! This was one of the most fun, silly episodes we've ever done, don't miss out! Check out Say You Love Satan  at SayYouLoveSatanPodcast.com She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 268! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most import

How goes it, ya lil booger eaters?! Speaking of booger eaters, allow me to tell you a story. Twas the summer of 1990, and a super cool kid named Matt was sitting down with his aunt to watch a movie. In said movie there was a character with a blank, pale, emotionless face with eyes soulless and black, like a shark. No, I'm not talking about Kirsten Stewart, I'm talking about Blade! While the leech woman may have terrified the living shit out of me, Blade was different. Sure, he was the leader of a murderous gang of puppets, but Blade was cool, calm, and most of all, brutal. You just knew he had to have a compelling backstory and we all looked forward to the solo film we all knew he deserves. Fast forward 30 years and Full Moon Features has silently released Blade: The Iron Cross, the stand alone Blade movie and the first Puppet Master spinoff! (Review at 34:12) Part of me wants to tell you about all the other hijinks we get into, but I'd rather you listen for yourself. Dorks. Fuck you, you Ivy League tigh

Greetings, all you little crotch goblins! We hope you're ready for a wild ride, because this week is one of those "sci-fi-horror" episodes you all love so much! This week we're joined by the haomie, and author of I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today, Brian Asman to discuss the cerebral, cenebyte-ish, world of Dark City. Rhett claims that Matt was feeling a little saucy since Brian was sitting in, and things get a little wild. We reminisce about whatever became of Joey Buttafuoco, the magic of and potential sequel to Prayer of the Rollerboys, the new Unsolved Mysteries and much much more. So you can either keep pulling pud with your greasy grandpappy, or you can shove them headphones into your ear holes and have yourself a lil listen! Rest assured we got something wonderful planned for you, so much pain, so much sorrow! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 266! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exc

Hidey-ho, nerderinos! For the first time in over three months we are all back together in the Who Goes There studio! A fact only made all the more special because this week we're covering a home invasion movie! Now that I think about it, we should have covered more home invasion movies while everyone was on quarantine. Oh well, next time. This week we head to France to watch a little film that may have slipped under your radar while silently popping up on Netflix. That's right, this week we talk about 2020's Get In. (Review at 24:24) So like... get in there! Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don't miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending. But first: it's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 265! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is

Look alive, little losers! June is pride month, so in order to celebrate, the Who Goes There Podcast got gay. Well, by that we mean that we got our good friends Luis and David from the "queer core" band The Gay Agenda. You may remember Luis from our Audition episode (ep203), this time he brought along singer David to discuss their new record Penetrating, out now on La Escalera records. We dive into quite a few different topics on this episode, but you only come here for our thoughts on movies, right? Well, those reviews start around 55:18 and this week we are discussing two bloody delightful tales! First we dive deep into the sexy, sci-fi, hypercolor, hour-long music video for synthwave group Carpenter Brut known as Blood Machines. Next on the docket is a little Canadian film about a tribe of Native Americans during a zombie outbreak, Blood Quantum (both available on Shudder). So come hang out, learn some stuff, listen to two new songs of The Gay Agenda's new album, and then go leave us a 5* review and sign

Konichiwa, dorks! I don't know if you've noticed, but there is a global pandemic going on right now. As a result of said pandemic, movies theaters across the country have been forced to close their doors. Well, you know what they say about grey clouds and silver linings? That's right, ya gloomy Gus, drive-in movie theaters are now thriving again, and a little horror film called The Wretched has topped the box office charts for 3 weeks now! I know you're probably thinking, "That's all well and good. But, what movie are you guys talking about this week?" That movie! The Wretched, we're discussing The Wretched. You mouth breathing, thick skulled dunce! (Review starts at 35:40) In addition you can definitely hear our usual brand of idiocy, I know we talk about muppet sex... again. I'm not gonna charge ya, you stupid bastard. Did you hear that? "How much"! Ha ha ha! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 263! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the

With all that is going on in not only the world, but our own backyard, it seems inappropriate to be celebrating anything. Well, we reached a pretty important milestone here at the Who Goes There Podcast. Today is 7 years to the day since we posted our very first episode. So in honor of such a big event we brought back our biggest (literally) guest to date. That's right! The haomie Baron Corbin is back to give us his "kingly" take on all things horror! Last time Tom (Baron) was on the show, we discussed the Stranger Things-esque Summer of '84. While King Corbin seemed pleased with this offering, we wanted to REALLY ramp up the insanity this time around and show him what WGT is all about. This week we're discussing the 2019/2020, Portuguese Troma film Mutant Blast (Review starts at 37:07). We also go back and discuss The Platform, Tom's "disclaimer" for recommending Matt picks, casual name drops and the fight Matt and Tom will have at Mania 40. What can you expect from the movie itself? How about the most blo

Blessed be, dumdums! We're back again with another load of horror goodness for your ear...cavities. It should come as no surprise to anyone that I am a huge fan of the films of Lucio Fulci. Likewise, it should come as no surprise that neither Jorge, nor Rhett had seen a Fulci film. This fact makes me a sad panda. The time to rejoice is upon us, ye lil nerds! We're remedying this grave injustice by showing the guys The Beyond. I know The Beyond may not be the best movie to introduce folks to Fulci, but damnit, if you're gonna do it, do it right! (Review at 32:39) Did Jorge and Rhett enjoy the movie? Did they hate it like they hate everything else? Some of you are still out of work and have all the time in the world, while the rest are going back to work and now have a commute again. Point is, you have nothing but time and no reason NOT to listen! Tune in next week as we're joined by WWE Superstar Baron Corbin to discuss 2020's Mutant Blast. Shit fire and save the matches, Johnny! It's the Who Goes There

I grew up during the 90's in a very, how can I put this delicately, a household that is white as fuck. If there were two shows that all white people watched in the 90's, those shows were Wings and Mad About You. (If you're white and you say you didn't watch these shows, you're only lying to yourself.) Mad About You aired from the time I was ten until I was seventeen. Not only did young me think that this is exactly what being an adult would be like, but I fully believed in the love that Paul and Jaime shared and wanted to experience that kind of deep emotional love for myself. Did y'all know Helen Hunt is still alive and acting?! Are you aware that she did a horror film called I See You and it came out this past December?! Does it come as any kind of surprise, knowing what you now know, that I jumped at the chance to review a Helen Hunt movie?! (Review at 33:11) And you will face the sea of darkness, and all therein that may be explored. There, you shall find the Who Goes There Podcast episode 260! If y

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! We're setting sail on the high seas for the adventure of a lifetime. This week we've got fiery redheads, tentacles, Irish accents, killer sperm, and all the sailor superstitions that you can shake your rotting oar at. This week we'll be discussing the new sea fairing indie horror darling Sea Fever. (Review at 33:55) In addition to our usual brand of fuckery, we try to free Sophia from Rhett's cinematic... "conditioning", we talk about life in lockdown, the movies we've seen etc. Look, you know how this works right now. We talk about movies, you listen. I only fill in all of this nonsense because if it's under 300 words the algorithm has a tissy fit. Look, Stephen King personally tweeted that this movie was an excellent quarantine watch. We all know how hyperbolic that goof can be, so here we are. The only trusted name in horror. ;) If I weren't about to shit in my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 259! If you enjoy the show, please co

Praise be unto King Sam for we have returned from the darkness and are bringing you into the light! Yes last week we took a much needed week off to recharge our batteries and are back bigger and better than ever! Yes, we recorded this episode before the break. Also, we are still recording remotely, and now we here. I don't know if you guys are aware, but South Korea is KILLING IT with their movies right now. I mean, they have the biggest musical artists right now. (Get on that B.T.S. hype train!) South Korea released a little film came out this month called The Witch: Subversion. Yeah, we're doing that. (Review at 40:10) Are there witches? Is it magic? Maybe it's like a metaphor? You should definitely check it out. Not only that, we talk about Adventures in Babysitting, if farts could kill, old white bitches, and how we're staving off the space madness! You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? Well, I'm stuck in the middle of one we didn't think of. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 258

Hear, ye! Hear, ye! By order of his royal majesty King Sam, we bring to you this review. We have a super special tier for our Patreon that allows one person to rule over all and choose a movie for us to review every month. King Sam is that person. Usually, Sam simply lets us "do whatever makes (us) happy". However, on occasion, Sam will grace us with his presence and stir the shit a little. That's right, fuckers! It's time to once again head on down Depravity Drive and cover one of the most notorious horror films of recent memory: August Underground: Mordum. (Review at 48:29) We covered the first AU film a few years ago and it turned out to be one of our best episodes. Mordum, the second film in the trilogy, is often heralded to be even more disturbing than the original, often finding itself near the top of every "XX Movies You Won't Be Able To Finish" lists. Well you know what?! We a'int no punks! We a'int never scared! Bring on the blood, edge lord dialogue and shots of singing dick holes! Well boys, wha