Abject Suffering

This week Gary brings a character with a very ill-advised product pitch, then we get into talking about this charming and not-fun Cinemaware game about ants. Please stow your picnic baskets.

Probably one of the most hideous games we've covered for the show?

A baffling game gives way to a discussion on obstinate linguistics.

We use this kind of okay point and click adventure game as an excuse to eat stunt food. Warning: Mouth sounds abound.

We head back to the Power Rangers well to learn more about what teens do on the moon.

The conflict that will tear the network apart.

We didn't know there was a Sopranos game, and neither did you, probably.

Gary's favorite game! He says it! He can't take it back!

This little businessman sim is actually pretty good, so we do a kind of job interview of our own.

An indie game with a simple premise: highlight how much regular video games make using a gun look easier than it actually is.

We really got cheated when it came to extreme sports. It's all just crotch hugs, with very few robots in sight.

The Popeye universe is more vast and more pointless than we initially imagined.

We stretch the concept of "concepts" to the limits.

We were excited to play a band simulator, but all we got was Lemonade Stand plus puns.

From one of the best games of all time, to an unmitigated disaster.

Episode 350 introduces a beloved character that will endure for decades to come.

How has Top Gun remained a cultural touchstone for all of these years?

We stumbled into a gross one. Sorry, folks.

Get ready for us to be effusively positive about an extremely strange and nostalgic experience.

Take a good book and make a wonderful movie out of it, then wait 30 years and make a terrible movie and somehow a worse game of that movie.