Abject Suffering

Talk about submarine life segues abruptly into the dismal dystopia of Cameo.

These bad, bad, bad, bad boys don't make us feel so good.

This very bad 3D platformer has you playing as Anthony Kiedis in a surreally meaningless empty void.

Before you head to the polls to vote for the next car president, remember my campaign slogan: Cars are cars all over the world. Similarly made, similarly sold.

The 90s really were the pits, weren't they?

A relic from an era that reached peak Talky.

How do you talk about a game that isn't a game... yet?

You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.

This is another Abject Suffering emergency as we sail into the sea of madness that is the Captain Crunch Extended Universe.

In which we introduce the concept of "offboarding week" to Abject Suffering.

This is based on a movie that doesn't exist, and you can't convince us otherwise.

The Frogger Expanded Universe is no place to raise a kid.

We're aware of the coincidence that an episode about witches is numbered 3:33. It wasn't intentional, and that makes it spooky.

Financially ruined by whaledom.

It's, like, totally a game that was originally named Magic John.

You can hear our souls leaving our bodies.

Darren accidentally brings us a kind of okay game.

Doug Lief joins us to talk about the rare misstep in Capcom and Disney's collaboration.

An interesting subject for an adventure game gets tripped up with hostile mechanics.

They made so many Rugrats games, you guys.