Abject Suffering

Alvin and the Chipmunks are back. Again. This is a threat.

People love this game. We don't! Whoops!

It's like your favorite anti-comedy movie. But it's a fake game!

Boring early horror gaming, but hey it's still horror, so respect.

An 80s action movie themed beat em video game. No, you don't play as animals.

Wow, living through a disaster would suck. Let's make a comedy game out of it.

This is actually really tame. What law did they break exactly?

A sequel made for literally nobody, in an attempt to make a game for everybody.

Van Helsing is actually the doctor. The character is Van Helsing's monster.

I'm pretty sure I ate Shadow Blasters on Saturday mornings as a kid

Personally, I'm not really sure how, exactly, Hell runs.

Despite it's original and unique title, you have heard the story of this game before.

Game Introduction Finish one labyrinth and you will be rewarded with a picture of the top half of a woman. Complete two labyrinths to be able to view the entire picture which is approximately 2.5 times larger than the screen. Move the joystick up and down to pan across the image. The game has 15 pictures and a total of 30 stages.

Not a typo.

I hope nobody finds out that I eat like one or two Uncrustables a week.

It's Edcruciating.

Okay, but imagine more muscles. More. MORE, DAMN YOU!

Please do not listen before listening to Wild 1-5, and 7-8. You can skip 6 and 0.

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I had to check the title five times to make sure I spelled it right. Whoever was in charge of localizing this game made some interesting naming choices.