Something Nice To Say: A Comedy Podcast

Claire struggles to apply labels to herself. Bryan dredges up his porniest screen names of decades past. Claire finally hurts Bryan’s feelings.

Bryan’s guilty conscience finally bubbles over. Claire dreams up her murderhome. Claire and Bryan develop a sitcom about polyamorous Jewish bears.

SPOILER ALERT! Bryan busts out Bon Jovi knowledge. Claire turns out to be completely wrong in her assumption about The Walking Dead season 7. Claire and Bryan spoil Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Paper Towns, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, The Sixth Sense, and The Usual Suspects.

Bryan describes winter weather patterns in terms Texans will understand. Claire tells an anticlimactic detective story. Claire and Bryan apply monomyth to drinking and driving.

Claire confesses one of her deepest fears. Bryan questions his existence. Bryan and Claire come up with a WAY better idea for a podcast.

Claire has Very Important Opinions on only three things. Bryan teaches Claire about Jewish exclamations. Claire and Bryan run a “bear/bare” joke right into the ground.

Claire makes it glaringly obvious that she doesn’t understand her own body. Bryan learns movie theater etiquette. Claire and Bryan cannot for the life of them pronounce menarche.

Claire discloses an old childhood nickname. Bryan brings his A-game with the foley/Morse code. Did Claire and Bryan come up with the world’s best promo? Listen to find out!

Bryan is not having a stroke (?). Claire advocates for internet Hate-o-meters. Bryan and Claire gamble with Bryan’s life.

Bryan discusses eating endangered animals. Claire tells a warning tale of taco stands. Bryan and Claire discuss the murder of a story.

Bryan shares a technique to give your unborn child PTSD. Claire comes up with a whole new genre of adult films. Bryan and Claire interrupt each other the least of any episode yet.

Claire reveals a new use for cease and desist letters. Bryan finally shows remorse for his stalker ways. Claire and Bryan discuss Dante’s Ninth Circle of Stalking (hint: it involves roadside bathrooms).

Claire proposes revenge burglarization. Bryan invokes his constitutional right to a lexicographer. Claire and Bryan discuss Shakespeare’s not-widely-known nickname.

Claire and Bryan gripe about murder bots and recall good ol’ days of dick engravings. Bryan talks about his wife’s technology-induced amnesia. Claire blows her life savings on the dot-pizza boom of 2016.

Claire and Bryan propose legislation. Claire discovers restless spirits in Bryan’s bedroom. Bryan explains the dark net.

Claire and Bryan create a checklist for bathing suit inspectors. Claire bemoans boxy boobs. Bryan pulls the ol’ Snowden. Both advocate for child labor.

Claire and Bryan concoct a resurrection plan for Mel Gibson’s career. Claire explains what Sugar Tits means (maybe). Bryan goes WAY out of his way to lay the smack down on Jodie Foster.

Claire and Bryan wonder about average pube length. Bryan finally tells Claire to STFU. Claire gags about thirty-five times. Warning: Do not eat while listening to this episode.