Something Nice To Say: A Comedy Podcast

Bryan exploits tropical storms. Claire explains Not America. Bryan and Claire devise a plan for California. Urban Dictionary takes things to a new explicit low.

Claire sets SMART goals. Bryan sends a basket of mustard to a deserving lexicographer. Claire and Bryan are bullied by the deli guys.

Bryan’s life is jeopardized by chivalry. Claire provides a history lesson on Greek tragedies. Bryan and Claire can’t stop asking questions about Soylent Green. ***Spoiler alert: this episode is made of people.

Claire is not a fan of time. Bryan reads minds. Claire and Bryan rewrite Footloose.

This entire episode is about public nudity. Claire makes plans for the end of the world. Bryan talk male genital support. Claire and Bryan demand more emojis so they can feel something again.

Claire exposes the behind-the-scenes sexism on the show. Bryan forms a couple bands but struggles to form a joke. Claire and Bryan hurl -isms at one another.

Bryan is Lowlander. Claire chooses the red pill for her colorblindness. Or was it the blue pill? Bryan and Claire relive their glory days of coaching soccer.

Claire runs a simulation of what it would be like to feel. Bryan slips on banana peels. Claire and Bryan debate horizons.

Bryan breaks into the wrong buildings. Claire laments the atrocities of grammarcide. Bryan and Claire talk about butts.

Claire’s method acting is too real. Bryan ascends to Time God status. Claire and Bryan develop their personal identities.

Claire shares shopping tips for cheap murder weapons. Bryan is cyberbullied. Claire and Bryan help find the FBI’s Most Wanted: Waldo.

Bryan creates inspirational posters. Claire writes new rules for sound effects. Bryan and Claire play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Lady? hosted by Henry Higgins.

Claire revisits an old feud. Bryan channels sports legends. Claire and Bryan offer career advice to Tim Tebow. Special guest appearance by the ghost of Vince Lombardi.

Bryan quotes Fearful Moon Guy. Claire is scared of mirrors. Bryan and Claire play with Pyro the Clown.

Claire is mad as hell and doesn’t think you should fire guns into the air. Bryan tackles global warming and Al Gore’s inconvenient joints. Claire and Bryan keep their 2018 open for the cable guy.

This episode brought to you by Bryan’s self-hatred. Claire can’t handle herself around Buddha. Bryan and Claire are the worst.

Claire is generally a surgeon. Bryan sends his daughter back to the past. Claire and Bryan try to get sued by Big Tobacco. Special thanks to Jamie Davis.

Bryan compares himself to Bill O’Reilly. Claire also touches erogenous zones. Bryan and Claire come out of the woodwork.

Claire wins a trophy. Bryan discovers spam gold. Claire and Bryan catch these thumbs.

Claire has dentures. Bryan becomes a dungeon master. Claire and Bryan discover they share a specific mutation that requires them to go on the lam.