Something Nice To Say: A Comedy Podcast

Bryan brings his foley A-game. Claire shares a personal nice thing. Bryan and Claire find themselves in YET ANOTHER Gift of the Magi situation.

Bryan is the next Slap Chop™ guy. Claire crosses the line with her negative language. Bryan and Claire dabble in lexicography.

Claire discovers the true meaning of healthcare. Bryan visits the funny doctor. Claire and Bryan want Trump Fiber and they want it now!

Claire describes her “threshold.” Bryan shares a strategy for tricking women into kissing him. Claire and Bryan board the rumor train. The postman always rings six times.

Bryan’s daughter joins a gang. Claire is triggered by white people with dreadlocks. Bryan and Claire are disconcertingly kind to one another.

Claire sees alive people. Bryan lays out the rites of stabbing. Claire and Bryan aspire to be zeroes.

Claire knows a lot about cavemen. Bryan knows a lot about Jews and holics. When Claire and Bryan combine their knowledge, they make a breakthrough discovery!

Claire is trapped in a lifetime of indentured servitude. Bryan wishes upon the poop genie. Claire and Bryan talk about butts.

Bryan explains the history of the growl-smirk. Claire is assaulted at Ulta. Bryan and Claire fail at giving people the eye. Special thanks to the ageless Donovan Scherer.

Claire has some promising investment opportunities. Bryan helps out a Nigerian. Claire and Bryan become spam liaisons. Special thanks to Baked Bree Dahlia.

Bryan talks all about himself. Claire talks all about herself. Bryan and Claire brainstorm executive orders.

Claire’s marriage is exposed as a charade. Bryan gaslights his baby. Claire and Bryan discuss the strange beauty of Amendment 19b.

Claire teaches Bryan correct pronunciation. Bryan talks pocket fashion. Claire and Bryan create a checklist for court. Special thanks to Nick and Hilary Madsen.

Bryan inspires WWIII. Claire watches pigeons. Bryan and Claire are passed over by the reaping. Special thanks to Katy McQuistion for all the memories.

Claire’s conscience sells her a cruise. Bryan tries to change the name to Something Sympathetic to Say. Claire and Bryan bastardize the name Krupke for an entire episode. Special thanks to Jami McKinney Crumpton (You’ve done it again!)

Claire supports incorporating more naked people into textbooks. Bryan describes his rugged peach fuzz. Claire and Bryan love school and this episode is doomed. Special thanks to Daniel Pew!Pew!

Claire encourages irresponsible use of periscopes. Bryan enables Claire’s addiction. Claire and Bryan talk beans and abortion. Special thanks to Jon Archer.

Bryan finally discovers what’s in soylent green *spoiler alert*. Claire is sick of doctors mansplaining her cancer. Claire and Bryan become woke. Special thanks to Jeremy Kerr (as in durr).

Bryan has a website at www.bryancohen.com. Claire talks about the Jessica Christ series (read more at www.hclairetaylor.com). Bryan and Claire hardly even mention their Facebook page (www.facebook.com/SomethingNiceShow). Special thanks to Kerry McQuaide (www.kerrymcquaide.com).

Claire has a complicated relationship with Japan. Bryan fuels up the depression train. Claire and Bryan exchange forced compliments. Special thanks to Monica Leonelle.