Something Nice To Say: A Comedy Podcast

Bryan invades Claire’s brain. Claire womansplains fatherhood. Claire and Bryan debate consenting receptacles. Special thanks to Tess Manchester of the zero waste/waist community.

Bryan suggests a simple time-traveling fix to the world’s problems. Claire’s immune system is a muckraker. Bryan and Claire compare psychic shows that end in death(?). Special thanks to Sumanth Swami.

Claire craves basic human touch but not basic human smell. Bryan uses people for their body (heat). Claire and Bryan define defensive meditation tactics. Special thanks to Court Suggester Harley Christensen.

Claire brainstorms Dan Brown’s next novel. Bryan explains the simple beauty of the Chicago Manual of Fighting. Claire and Bryan push it with the corny Nazi jokes. Special thanks to American Hero Clark Chamberlain.

Bryan plots against sensitive people. Claire says the P-word as much as she can. Bryan and Claire speculate on the parallel universe we now live in. Special thanks to Jan Schlösser.

Claire debuts her Daniel Plainview. Bryan’s bones ache. Claire and Bryan inventory their addictions.

Claire breaks free of gender roles. Bryan says a specific dirty word for the first time in the show’s history. Claire and Bryan are both a little racist. Special thanks to Josh Kulick.

Bryan recalls a more feathery time in sports history. Claire celebrates blind hatred. Bryan and Claire talk sexy pseudoscience.

Claire creates advances in deep frying. Bryan introduces a James Brown joke that Claire hopes will live forever. Bryan and Claire hatch a pitch for their Murder Bots movie franchise.

Claire restructures the show for the worse. Bryan becomes the ringleader of the dumbest circus ever. Claire and Bryan bask in the hypocritical glow of the hate-out.

Claire tweaks the scientific method. Bryan’s brain is addled. Claire and Bryan show off their geographical knowledge of the Cambodian Ocean.

Claire makes an enemy of the Incest Defamation League. Bryan besmirches childhoods. Claire and Bryan delve into the history of curtains.

Bryan reveals the real meaning of the 80/20 rule. Claire explains the deadly appeal of the South. Bryan and Claire hatch a plan for eternal fame that involves a doomsday vault in Alaska.

Bryan shares his sexual harassment HEA. Claire shares tips for romance and falling down stairs. Bryan and Claire might be secret robots.

Claire exposes the seedy underbelly of her dog park. Bryan becomes the foley artist the world needs. Claire and Bryan start DRAMA! OMG!

Claire orchestrates an intervention. Bryan explains that there’s always a ledger. Claire and Bryan venture into DEEP SCIENCE!

Claire surprises everyone by being articulate. Bryan shuts down troll deniers. Claire and Bryan have an etymological breakthrough.

Bryan describes (what he can remember from) being dropped on his head as a child. Claire psychoanalyzes her sister. Bryan and Claire delve into the trauma of Dorothy Gale.

Claire patents the anti-patent for the good of mankind. Bryan enlightens/depresses everyone with death stats. Claire and Bryan unearth a media conspiracy.

Bryan describes his morning quest for silence. Claire creates the world’s most useless superhero. Bryan and Claire either make enemies of or become best friends with the SPCA.