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This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome guest Breezy Lee for one of our favorite episodes this year! We roast the Rams (59:55) and talk about the Bengals' disappointing 27-24 loss to the Ravens in Week Two (30:00). They also talk about hilarious DJ stories, the weird landlords they have encountered in their lives, and hysterical gas station t-shirt finds. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being flexy, smexy, and oh so incredibly sexy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, the boys are back in town, and in person! Lloyd and Alex discuss the Bengals' humiliating loss to the Browns and roast them Dirty Birds in Baltimore. They also discuss Aaron Rodgers' injury, getting positive affirmation from other people, and Alex's standup shows of late. Shoutout to Sports Drink for having so much sexiness that it breaks fire code and defies the laws of physics!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And, we're, BACK, baby! After the offseason off, Lloyd and Alex record over Zoom! They take down those Brownies from Cleveland, preview the 53 man roster, and talk about Joe Burrow's recently signed contract extension. In addition, they talk about their summers and Alex interacting with one of his favorite bands. Shoutout to Sports Drink for remaining sexy, even after an incredibly long offseason!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, after a bit of car trouble prevented a recording for the divisional matchup, Lloyd and Alex welcome the unbelievably funny Cy Amundson (Middle of Somewhere, owner of Kevin the dog) to the podcast! They talk about the Bengals' playoff run thus far, give their roasts of the Kansas City Chiefs, and discuss/have an intervention for Alex's car trouble. Shoutout to our sponsor network Sports Drink for being the first listed synonym next to "sexy" in the thesaurus.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Playoffs! This week, after a week off due to the Damar Hamlin situation, Lloyd and Alex take aim at the Baltimore Ravens (once again). They also discuss the Damar Hamlin game, the Bengals win over the Ravens, and Alex's standup pursuit. Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being an Olympic-sized pool of sexiness!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The epic Week 17 showdown has arrived! This week, Lloyd and Alex talk about the Week 16 emotional roller coaster of a victory against the New England Patriots, as well as the upcoming game against the Buffalo Bills. With that upcoming game against the Bills, comes the roast of the Buffalo Bills! Lloyd and Alex also talk about the time Lloyd got to kick someone out of a comedy club, as well as their thoughts on Andrew Whitworth joining the Bengals. Shoutout to Sports Drink for being our sexy sponsors that the average human can't get enough of.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome back Lloyd's daughter and Alex's older sister, Llily Johnson, to the podcast! They talk about the Bengals' comeback 34-23 victory against the Bucs, in addition to roasting the Patriots one week after their horrendous blunder against the Raiders. They also discuss strip clubs, the fun TV shows they grew up on, and how they dealt with the coldpocalypse. Shoutout to the unbelievably sexy ass sponsor that is Sports Drink!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex take their roast talents to Tompa Bay by roasting the Buccaneers! They also talk about the Bengals' win over the Browns, in addition to the clutch play of a few key defensive players of late. They also talk about the worst states in America and Alex getting acclimated with the business side of stand-up comedy. Shoutout to Sports Drink for being amazing; and by amazing, we mean amazingly sexy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The long awaited Deshaun Watson roast has arrived (56:36)! This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Billy DeVore (The New Nasty Boys podcast and the Alex Schubert Has Giant Hands podcast) and Anthony "Tank" Mansfield (What Ya Into? podcast) to talk the Bengals' monumental win over the Chiefs as well as roasting the Cleveland Browns. They also talk Billy's love of Frisch's and Anthony's love of the Browns. Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being as sexy as Alex's hands are large (which is quite sexy if you ask me).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, with Lloyd on IR, Alex welcomes back Jay Armstrong to the podcast! On this week's episode, they take down the perennial powerhouse Kansas City Chiefs, in addition to discussing the 20-16 victory over the Tennessee Titans. They also talk about Alex's early days as a comic, metal music, and what Jay is up to in stand-up these days. Shoutout to our network Sports Drink for outdoing every other podcast network in the sexiness department!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Andrew Rudick and Llily Johnson join the burn squad! Lloyd and Alex talk about camping trips, the Bengals' huge win over the Steelers, and roast the GOT DANG Tennessee Titans. Shoutout to Sports Drink for being too sexy for all the things that Right Said Fred was too sexy for.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex stomp those Yinzers in Pittsburgh by roasting the Steelers (39:56), while also discussing the game of Joe Mixon's life, aka the 42-21 thrashing of the Carolina Panthers (12:02). They also discuss being psyched for comedy shows and Alex's trip to Chicago during the bye week! Shoutout to Sports Drink for being exactly as sexy as the Steelers are not, which last I checked, is INCREDIBLY sexy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome dear friend Breezy Lee to the pod! They discuss the Bengals dreadful loss to the Browns last week as well as roasting the Panthers. They also discuss dental issues and why this is a milestone episode for Alex. Shout out to our sponsors at Sports Drink for bringing sexy back 10 times as hard as Justin Timberlake did.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, in a very fun episode, Lloyd and Alex talk about the Bengals 35-17 win over the Atlanta Falcons, in addition to roasting the up-and-down Cleveland Browns. They also discuss eating ridiculously spicy foods, fun graffiti, Alex's substitute teaching style, and meeting Hayden Hurst. At the end, they spend about a half hour gushing about Cincinnati stand up comedy and their favorite comedians in Cincinnati. Huge shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being so sexy, it seems as if they invented the word "sexy".See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Glenn Childress to the podcast! They talk about the Bengals 30-26 win at New Orleans, in addition to roasting the dirty birds down in Atlanta. Glenn and Alex also reflect on their early days in standup as well as some of the worst venues they've ever played. Shoutout to Sports Drink for kicking entirely too much ass in the sexiness department!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex get together roast the incredibly injured New Orleans Saints! They also talk about the close loss to the Baltimore Ravens. They also talk about navigating aging as well as the business side of stand-up comedy. Major shoutout, as always, to Sports Drink, for being so sexy that it defies the laws of sexiness.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex had technology issues to prevent them from posting this on time, but now that we're here, we welcome guest Phil Pointer to the podcast! We talk about the Bengals' win against the Dolphins, Tua's injury, and roast those bloody Ravens of Baltimore. Thanks to Sports Drink for having unmatched and unparalleled sexiness!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, with Lloyd on the IR, Alex goes to Go Bananas and welcomes comedian and Bengals superfan Harrison Butler to the podcast. They talk about the Bengals' win over the Jets in Week 3 and preview the Dolphins matchup in Week 4! They also discuss Harrison's experiences as a Bengals fan and as a comic, in addition to Alex's appreciation for R&B group Pretty Ricky. Thanks as always to Sports Drink for being too sexy of a sponsor for the general populous to handle!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, in one of the wildest and most laugh-filled episodes to date, Lloyd and Alex welcome back guest Rhame Brown to the podcast. On the episode, they talk about the Bengals' disappointing loss to the Cowboys (12:16) and roast the Jets (48:54)! They also discuss Lloyd meeting Blake Shelton, Alex's admiration for the Adam Levine memes that have been circulating the internet, and Lloyd's love of ironically watching Kid Rock music videos. Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink for their eternal fountain of sexiness!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome comedian Connor Twele to the pod! They discuss comedy, the rowdy Bengals-Steelers loss on Sunday, and roast the overly hyped Dallas Cowboys. Thanks to our sponsor Sports Drink for its never ending and everlasting supply of sexiness!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.