F*** You. We Like The Bengals.

After a long hiatus due to scheduling issues and back problems, we're back with an episode! Pat Gustavson, the beloved co-host of the Bran Coverage podcast, joins the show! (Fun fact, we recorded in May but bc of life, editing got put on the back burner). Alex and Pat discuss the Raiders, the Bengals, content creation, and the commonalities they share in life. We appreciate your patience with the production of the podcast and the episode, and a major shoutout to Sports Drink (our podcast daddies) for being a water cooler full of sexiness!0:38 – Intro, Raiders talk7:25 – Bengals/Raiders connections and Rich Bisaccia glazing13:52 – Bengals front office pissing off defensive players16:12 – Revisiting the Chase/Sewell debate21:24 – Alex and Pat tell restaurant stories26:55 – Bran and Pat’s “Bran Coverage” podcast32:59 – Content creation and wild games41:40 – The Bengals wild offense/bad defense philosophy47:21 – JAKE DOLEGALA50:23 – Back problems!1:01:10 – Autism and hyper-fixations1:09:38 – Pat’s Hinge rizz1:15:

Lloyd is back, and this is a fun one! This week, Lloyd and Alex roast the Kansas City Chiefs (mainly their idiot kicker), and talk about the Bengals' tough loss to the New England Patriots in Week 1. They also discuss their visit to the Donald Trump gift shop (listen before you get judgy), Alex's continued recovery from surgery, and Tua Tagovailoa's injury he suffered on Thursday Night Football. Thank you to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being so sexy that we can't not shout them out at the end of each episode description!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, with Lloyd healing from an injury, Alex welcomes dear friend of the pod, Cincinnati comedian, and Bengals fan Cody Walker to the podcast to roast the Dirty, Lyin', Cheatin', Stinkin' New England Patriots. In this episode, they talk about Ja'Marr Chase's contract, the injuries facing the team, and how they can (erm, should) take down the Patriots on Sunday. They also discuss Alex's back surgery and recovery, Cody's grandparents interrupting a comedy show, and how a Civil War would play out in America. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for making 2024 the sexiest year of all time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This month, Alex welcomes longtime tailgate partner and host of the Jungle Juice podcast Sam Gormley to FU! They review the 2024 draft class, look at the 2024 schedule, give their favorite and least favorite picks from the draft as a whole, and pour one out for Thaddeus Moss after his retirement. Shoutout to Sports Drink for being in the upper echelon of sexy podcast sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a draft preview exclusive, Alex welcomes Mick Nelson (Jungle Juice podcast) to the pod! They briefly catch up, then go all in on the 2024 Draft. They discuss all the possibilities for rounds 1-3, do a full seven round mock, and discuss players at positions of need that the Bengals could take. Shoutout to our sponsors Sports Drink whose sexiness would be drafted first overall in any year's draft!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're back doing offseason episodes from the Go Bananas Comedy Club podcast room! Lloyd and Alex spend an extensive time discussing free agency acquisitions (Vonn Bell, Geno Stone, Zack Moss, Mike Gesicki, Sheldon Rankins, Trent Brown) and departures (Joe Mixon, Chidobe Awuzie, Jonah Williams, DJ Reader). In addition, Lloyd talks about construction that he's been up to, and Alex discusses his chaotic trip to Kansas City. Alex also gets a few things off his chest regarding the Justin Jefferson fan fiction. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for never losing sight of how sexy they all for all these years!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the regular season finale (that we didn't get around to posting until today, our bad!), Lloyd and Alex welcome Browns fan and host of the What Ya Into podcast, Anthony "Tank" Mansfield. They discuss the Bengals' loss to the Chiefs, the (then) upcoming matchup with Cleveland, and the Bengals' and Browns' impending offseasons. Non-football related, they discuss Lloyd's recent engagement! Shoutout to Sports Drink, our sponsor, for remaining our sponsor despite being so sexy that they could easily sponsor the greatest podcasts in the world (which is why they sponsor ours!).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome longtime Cincinnati comic and friend Karl Spaeth to the podcast. They discuss the Bengals' brutal loss to the Steelers, their grievances with the Kansas City Chiefs, and Alex's most embarrassing dating stories. Shoutout to Sports Drink, our network sponsor, who continues to have all the sexiness that Alex could really use.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex not only welcome back Breezy Lee to the podcast, but they welcome hip hop artist and diehard Bengals fan Santino Corleon to the podcast! They talk about the massive comeback win vs. the Vikings and they roast the dreaded Pittsburgh Steelers. They also discuss Santino's music career, Alex's shenanigans at his friend's wedding, and Breezy's success in school. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink; they're just universally known for being way too sexy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome longtime friend, uncle, and diehard Vikings fan Cy Amundson (Middle of Somewhere, Vikings Tailgate) to the podcast. They discuss Cy's beloved Vikings, the upcoming matchup between Minnesota and Cincinnati, the Bengals' dominating win over the Colts, and then Lloyd and Alex get together and roast the Vikings! After all that, Alex talks about his interaction with a crazy person with even crazier vehicles, in addition to a hard segue into discussing the death of a beloved fellow comic. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being so sexy, it's impossible to ignore.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome one of the funniest comics in America, Sean Patton, to the podcast! They discuss the Bengals win over the Jags, their grievances with the Indianapolis Colts (we're looking at you, Jim Irsay), as well as Sean's beloved Saints and the rest of the NFL in general. Shoutout to Sports Drink, our unusually sexy sponsor!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Cincinnati comic and former college football kicker Sam Milazzo to the podcast! This week, they discuss the Bengals' 16-10 loss to the Steelers, and they roast the Jacksonville Jaguars. They also discuss being staff members at comedy clubs and the life of being a comic in Cincinnati. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for just straight up being as sexy as ever!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, the boys are back, even though Joey B will not be for the remainder of the year. Lloyd and Alex return to talk about Alex's week on the road! They also discuss Joey B's injury (which Alex found out about minutes before he had to go onstage), the potential of Jake Browning, and the Bengals' season-altering 34-20 loss to the Ravens. They also take down those dirty Pittsburgh Steelers with their roasts! Shoutout to Sports Drink for being too sexy to the point that they are literally too sexy to legally own a shirt. What a twist!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, with Lloyd absent and Alex on the road, we welcome Nashville comic and diehard Ravens fan Donnie Sengstack to the podcast. In the episode, they roast the first place Ravens, discuss the Bengals' tough loss to the Texans and the tough Ravens' loss to the Browns. They also have an extended conversation about their beginnings in stand-up comedy and the second-to-none experience that is catching a football game in Europe. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink, as it fully lived up to the hype it had in the Sexy Department!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex get together and roast the gotdang Texans from Houston! They also talk about the Bengals' huge win in primetime against the Bills, the science behind modern musicians writing cover songs of iconic songs (centered around Fast Car), and common courtesy when you get a talking to in comedy clubs. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for demolishing the competition at the World Sexy Olympics!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Cincinnati comedian Connor Twele to the podcast! As well as the Bengals did on Sunday, they waste very little time getting right into the football talk, discussing the crushing win over the 49ers. They also roast the perpetually elite Buffalo Bills (note to our listeners: Comedy = Tragedy + Time). Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being the sexy kings for our sexy podcast network full of sexy podcasts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome the supremely funny Giles Chickering to the podcast! They talk Bengals, Giles' life as a scientist and take down the got dang San Francisco 49ers. Shoutout to Sports Drink for having so much sexy that it can barely fit in the episode description box.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex participate in a FUWLTB first: instead of roasting the Seahawks, we compliment them! They also celebrate Lloyd's birthday, talk about the Bengals' huge win over the Cardinals, how Alex got a reprimand from his job because of an ill advised internet joke, and Alex DJing a wedding for high school friends. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for bringing a giant load of sexy to every gathering they attend!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex torch those Dirty Birds in Arizona! They also preview the matchup against the Cardinals and recap the ugly loss to the Tennessee Titans. They also discuss the Finals of the Funniest Person in Cincinnati contest, comedians they're proud of, and how to act at comedy shows. Huge shoutout to Sports Drink for being nominated by Joe Biden to run the Department of Sexiness.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome back Breezy Lee to the pod! They discuss the Bengals first win of the year against the Rams, the defense stepping up, and they take down those decrepit Tennessee Titans. They give each other gifts of t-shirts and embarrassing stories from the past. Shoutout to Sports Drink for being too sexy for the atmosphere to contain!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.