F*** You. We Like The Bengals.

This week, while we couldn't get around to posting it until late, Lloyd and Alex preview the Bengals-Steelers matchup, and they roast the aforementioned Pittsburgh Steelers (like we do - A LOT). They also pour one out for the departures of Thaddeus Moss and Alex's DJ gig at Milano's. Thanks to our sponsor Sports Drink for having an illegally high amount of sexiness.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This month, with Lloyd sitting out, Alex welcomes talented writer and all-around delight Kalyn Kahler (Defector) to the podcast! In this episode, they discuss her article that explored the sexual assault allegations against Bengals offensive lineman Jackson Carman. In addition, they both discuss their shared experiences with having jaw surgery and with life in Chicago!Follow Kalyn on Defector (https://defector.com/author/kalyn-kahler/) and check out her new podcast QB2, where she speaks to the players with the best job in the NFL: backup quarterback!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This month, Lloyd and Alex welcome back friend of the pod Kelley Peter (Blog In The Back) to discuss the NFL offseason and soon-to-be-coming Bengals season. They also discuss Alex's diminutive stature as compared to Lloyd and Kelley, Kelley's journey in NFL writing, and how chaos can occasionally commence among Bengals fans. Is Sports Drink the sexiest sponsor in the universe? We'd raise hell if you even attempted to say otherwise!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This month, Lloyd and Alex welcome Rhame Brown to discuss the NFL offseason. In discussing the NFL and the Bengals (16:04), they discuss the Bengals' schedule, briefly touch on Joe Burrow having the audacity to have opinions, and continue to discuss Alex's whiteness, much to the chagrin of Lloyd. Shoutout to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being as sexy as Alex is white!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After a bit of a break, the FU boys are back! This month, Lloyd and Alex go in depth about the Bengals draft class (22:38) and talk about how they could be good assets to the future of the Cincinnati Bengals. In other Bengals topics, they touch on the Jessie Bates contract situation and new developments between Alex and the Hayden Hurst foundation (55:50). In other topics, they discuss YouTube comedy specials, Lloyd going to a wedding, and Alex going rock climbing. Thanks to Colorcast and Sports Drink for being unfathomably sexy sponsors. Like, dude, it's insane how sexy of sponsors they are.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This month, in part one, Lloyd and Alex discuss potential first round picks the Bengals could go with, including Kaiir Elam, Andrew Booth Jr., Logan Hall, and Tyler Linderbaum (23:30). They also discuss their disdain for mock drafts, talk about the rest of the NFL, and Alex gives his take on who the most overrated QB in the NFL is. In addition, Alex discusses how he's finally a season ticket holder for the 2022 season (8:40)! Thanks to sponsors Athletic Greens, Colorcast, and Spotify Green Room for never losing sexiness.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode, Lloyd and Alex sit down and discuss the moves the Bengals made in free agency, such as signing Alex Cappa, Ted Karras, La'el Collins, and Hayden Hurst (31:42). They also discuss Alex going to Denver, the infamous Will Smith slap incident, and comedians getting heckled and/or attacked at comedy shows. Thanks to Sports Drink, Athletic Greens, and Colorcast for being the holy trinity of sexiness when it comes to sponsors!They also talked about Alex beginning the movement for Bengals fans donating $5.13 to the Hayden Hurst Foundation (72:00). To donate to the Hayden Hurst Foundation, check out the website below: https://haydenhurstfoundation.com/donateSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boiz are back and will be with you all offseason! Lloyd and Alex sit down and discuss the (then) upcoming free agency period as well as briefly touching on the Bengals' heartbreaking loss to the Rams in the Super Bowl. Plus, tune in to the boys' hilarious reaction to Tom Brady's unretirement! Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink, Athletic Greens, and Colorcast for being remarkably sexy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, in honor of Super Bowl week, we are LIVE from Go Bananas Comedy Club with an unedited episode! Lloyd and Alex sit down with former hosts Billy DeVore, Andrew Rudick, and Lee Kimbrell to take down the team that conquered the NFC: the Los Angeles Rams. They also hear from the original FUWLTB hosts Alex Stone and Sam Evans in a brief and hilarious video! In addition, friends and comedians come up with their own roasts of the Los Angeles Rams. We would like to thank Sports Drink for having enough sexiness to end world hunger, and thanks to Go Bananas Comedy Club for hosting us for this ultra fun event. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to F*** You, We Like the Bengals! Each week during the season, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert are here to break down Bengals action and provide a unique and inside look at each Bengals' opponent by way of roasting. During the offseason, Lloyd and Alex will get into more extended and in-depth talks about the Bengals with episodes twice a month. There will be interviews, extended roster breakdowns, and debates that are sure to keep the fans engaged. Thank you so much for tuning in!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a special mini episode, Lloyd and Alex sit down and recap the wild AFC Championship game against the Chiefs! They discuss the game itself, the emotions they experienced, and how they're excited for the Super Bowl against the Rams. They also give insight into the live episode that will take place on Tuesday, February 8th at Go Bananas at 7:30. Thanks to Sports Drink for being sexy sponsors, even in the most miniature of episodes!To purchase tickets to the live episode this Tuesday, click this link: https://gobananascomedy.com/main/make-reservations/?show_id=643&showtime_id=1See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Bengals advance in the playoffs AGAIN! This week, Lloyd and Alex sit down with beloved Cincinnati comedian Phil Pointer for a wild and fun episode of the podcast. They roast the Chiefs (85:45) and talk about the Bengals' thrilling divisional round victory over the Tennessee Titans (17:12). They also once again discuss their thoughts on Kid Rock and Alex being incredibly white. We thank Sports Drink for being sexy as all hell with us all season long!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, in a FUWLTB first: the hosts of the podcast talk about a playoff win! Lloyd and Alex briefly break down the Bengals 26-19 playoff win (!!!!) over the Raiders and preview the matchup with the Titans (6:25) while also giving up a hearty dose of burns about those teams (44:59). They talk about the raw excitement from the game, the key plays and players that made it happen, and the city's relief that the 31 year drought is over. They also discuss the When We Were Young music festival and continue discussing Kid Rock. Thanks to Sports Drink for bringing ALL of the sexiness to the table as our sponsor!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's playoff time! For the playoffs, Lloyd and Alex welcome comedian and host of the New Nasty Boys Billy DeVore for a lively discussion about the Bengals (36:45) and roast a team that the Bengals have already demolished this year: the Las Vegas Raiders (67:17). They also discuss the Kid Rock song "Don't Tell Me How To Live" and make several jokes at the expense of Alex's baseball mitts for hands. We would like to thank our sponsors Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being way sexier than Alex's hands!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AFC North Champions edition! This week, Lloyd and Alex roast the hapless Cleveland Browns (53:50) and discuss the AFC NORTH CHAMPION Cincinnati Bengals, their season as a whole, and their thrilling victory over the mighty Kansas City Chiefs (10:44). They also briefly discuss comedy and cancel culture, in addition to the Ben Roethlisberger roast article written by Alex's fave, Drew Magary. Thanks to our sponsors at Spotify Green Room and Sports Drink for being sexy with us for the entire season (we love ya)!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lloyd is back! This week, Lloyd and Alex sit down and eviscerate the Chiefs! This week, we include burns about Andy Reid's body type, Tyreek Hill's treatment of his kids, and Patrick Mahomes' insufferable brother, among other things. They also discuss the Bengals' historic 41-21 win over the Ravens. They also talk about their experiences with the Kansas hit "Carry On Wayward Son", autism fixations, and their pet peeves about bad comedy. Thank you to our sponsors Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for having sexiness that is 150% undeniable.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, with Lloyd on a break, Alex welcomes Denver comedian and massive Broncos fan Brandt Tobler (Comedy Central's This Is Not Happening) to talk Broncos and Bengals and to roast his beloved Denver Broncos (39:55), while briefly discussing the Bengals' heartbreaking 26-23 overtime loss to the 49ers (22:46). They also discuss Denver comedy, sports betting, and the tragic loss of Demaryius Thomas. Thanks to our wonderfully sexy sponsors Sports Drink, MyBookie, Simbull, and Spotify Green Room for absolutely oozing sexiness!Buy Brandt's book "Free Roll" HERE! https://www.amazon.com/Free-Roll-Brandt-Tobler/dp/0998794805See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, even though the episode is being posted late, Lloyd and Alex were able to sit down and give their takes and burns on the San Francisco 49ers (40:45), while also discussing the Bengals' loss to the LA Chargers (15:00). They also discuss Alex DJing at the Bengal Jim tailgate, and Lloyd going back to work at the Cincinnati Zoo. Shoutout to MyBookie, Simbull, and Spotify Green Room for being unable to handle their sexiness as sponsors. We love y'all. Go Bengals.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex get together and roast the perpetually boring LA Chargers team (42:15) while discussing the Bengals' MASSIVE win against the Steelers (15:00). They also discuss Lloyd going back to work, their polarizing personalities, and Alex going to his high school reunion. Thanks to Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, Simbull, and MyBookie for being People Magazine's Sexiest Sponsors Alive!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, while we posted a little late, we got em! Lloyd and Alex sit down and, once again, roast the Pittsburgh Steelers (29:15). They also talk about the Bengals victory over the depleted Las Vegas Raiders (15:45), in addition to Alex seeing Jack Harlow and Lloyd and Alex both performing at Chameleon in Northside. Thanks to Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, Simbull, and MyBookie for being oh so SO damn sexy sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.