F*** You. We Like The Bengals.

This week, Lloyd and Alex sit down with Cody Hucker from The Bastard Sermon podcast and annihilate the Las Vegas Raiders with some of the most controversial burns they've ever come up with for the pod (48:10) in addition to discussing their thoughts on the Bengals' season up to this point (17:40). They also talk about Alex going to College GameDay at UC and their appreciation for Doug Stanhope.Thanks to Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, and Simbull for being the least sexy sponsors in the world on opposite day (meaning they are, in fact, incredibly sexy).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, in a postgame edition of the pod, Lloyd and Alex briefly roast the Cleveland Browns (44:50) while discussing the heartbreaking losses to the Jets and Browns (12:20). They also discuss Alex performing with Dave Attell once again, and in a couple instances discuss the Raiders' transgressions over the last week. Thanks to Spotify Green Room, Simbull, and Sports Drink for winning the sexy contest among America's podcast sponsors.We'll be back next Thursday to discuss the Las Vegas Raiders in a preview edition of the pod, and a blistering roast of Jon Gruden's old team.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex not only sit down and roast the lowly New York Jets (36:50), but they talk about the Bengals wild, statement-making, 41-17 victory against the Baltimore Ravens on the road (15:41). They also talk about Lloyd having a lot of blood drawn, and Alex performing at Go Bananas for the first time since the pandemic.But the episode doesn't stop there! In a special segment, Alex interviews fellow Turpin Spartan Mitch Stevens (68:57) regarding his book "Maybe Next Year", a book regarding heartbreaking playoff losses in Cincinnati and beyond, and they also give thoughts about the Bengals' season thus far.Thank you to sponsors Simbull, Spotify Green Room, and Sports Drink for being oh so, so, SO incredibly sexy!Check out Mitch's book "Maybe Next Year" HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Next-Year-Cincinnatians-Accounts/dp/B09GQLGZMJSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this glorious Week 7, Lloyd and Alex get together, cough a lot, and trash the Ratbirds of Baltimore (36:27) and discuss the 34-11 cheek clapping that the Bengals gave the Lions in the previous week (17:24). They also talk about their friends performing at comedy shows, and Alex addresses betting against the Bengals (50:07). Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, and Simbull for being too sexy for their shorts and shirts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd and Alex get together and obliterate the Detroit Lions more than the organization itself already has (45:54), in addition to discussing the Bengals wild and windy overtime loss to the Green Bay Packers (22:08). They also talk about Alex singing the National Anthem for the Indiana Pacers, Lloyd celebrating his birthday with his pals at The Bastard Sermon, among other various topics. Shoutout to Sports Drink, Spotify Green Room, and Simbull for being too sexy of sponsors for this podcast to handle (we made it work).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Lloyd is back! Lloyd and Alex get together and roast the Cheeseheads of Green Bay (40:15)! They also talk about the two wins over the Jaguars and Steelers (18:30). They also talk about Alex's trip to Denver, Lloyd's continuing recovery, plus Alex makes a surprise announcement about his personal life at the end of the episode! Thanks to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being absolutely the sexiest sponsors on the Western Hemisphere.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lloyd is out this week, so Alex welcomes guest, Chicago comedian, and overall wonderful dude Mike Atcherson to the pod for a special post-game episode of the pod! Mike and Alex discuss Cincinnati life, Cincinnati comedy, and the Bengals come from behind, 24-21 victory over Mike's beloved Jacksonville Jaguars (14:30). They also sit down together and roast Mike's beloved Jags (31:51). Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room (30:00) for being too sexy for their shirts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, after technical difficulties with the Chicago Bears episode, we are BACK! Lloyd and Alex sit down to roast the dirty, rotten Pittsburgh Steelers. Again (50:58). They also discuss the defeat at Soldier Field (which Alex was in attendance for) (12:05), read some of their favorite burns about the Chicago Bears, and Lloyd talks about the technical difficulties he had with the previous episode.Thank you to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being the ultimate sexiest sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the season debut! This week, Lloyd and Alex sit down, enjoy Gummi Worms, and roast the Minnesota Vikings (54:30)! Roasts include Kirk Cousins being a dweeb, Dalvin Cook's arrest, and Lloyd Johnson's doppelgänger. In the Bengals universe (34:11), they talk about Ja'Marr Chase's drop concerns throughout the preseason and the season outlook for the Bengals. They also discuss Lloyd's improving physical condition and both of their past injuries, as well as stand-up comedy and trivia nights. Thanks to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being the sexiest sponsors in the world, man.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After a lil month off, Lloyd and Alex return and welcome friend of the pod, Kelley Peter! On this episode, they discuss the Bengals preseason bout with Tampa Bay, in addition to the Jessie Bates contract situation. They also discuss Kelley graduating from college during a pandemic, and Alex having a joke blow up on the internet. Thanks to Sports Drink and Spotify Green Room for being the smexiest sponsors known to man!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode, Lloyd (who is back!!) and Alex welcome Bengals reporter and all around great dude James Rapien (24:20) to talk about the Bengals past, present, and future, and the excitement surrounding the new and improved talent on the Bengals. In addition to all that, Lloyd discusses his hip injury that has kept him out of work, and Alex discusses hitting the first ever home run of his life in a baseball game.Thanks to the Sports Drink podcast network and our sponsors at Locker Room for being wonderful, supportive, and most of all, sexy. Who Dey!

In the second of our two May episodes, Alex is joined by Andrew Fox Miller, producer for Bengals reporter James Rapien. They discuss OTAs and training camp, how they expect the wide receiver corps to do, Burrow's recovery and extended time spent at the gym, and they make a bold claim as to which NFL team should be the featured team on HBO's Hard Knocks this season (62:55). In the non-football world, they also discuss their experiences doing standup and their thoughts on AC/DC.Thanks to Locker Room for being the sexiest sponsor there is, and thanks to our host network Sports Drink for being the best podcast daddies in existence.

In the first of two May episodes, with Lloyd still on the IR due to a hip injury, Alex is joined by Jeff Trennepohl of the Sports with Strawberry Ice podcast, which is a daily YouTube live show that talks all things Cincinnati sports. In this episode, they talk about the selections that the Bengals made in the 2021 draft (15:09) and what they bring to the team! They also discuss the 2021 schedule that just came out for the Bengals (73:15), and their favorite memories as Cincinnati Reds fans.Thanks to our sponsors at Takeline, Locker Room, BetOnline, and Kansas City Steaks for being the best sponsors a couple of podcast guys could ask for, and thanks to our network Sports Drink for being wonderful people overall! You can check out the Sports with Strawberry Ice show on YouTube daily at 5:30pm to hear about all things Cincinnati sports.

This week, Lloyd is out due to injury, so Alex calls in a very special guest: Malik Wright, who is the founder of the WrightWay Sports Network, and a leader of Bengals Twitter throughout this wild and crazy offseason! In this episode, they discuss a multitude of things regarding the draft, including the likelihood that the Bengals draft Ja'Marr Chase, how Penei Sewell is better than he is given credit for by some fans, and how the Falcons pick at 4 might be the most interesting pick of the first round of the draft. Also, listen to Alex accidentally say that the Rams still play in St. Louis (6:11).Thanks to our sponsors BetOnline, Locker Room, and Kaenon Sunglasses, and our host network Sports Drink, for being the biggest, brightest, sexiest, and best overall sponsors in the history of mankind!

We're back with another mini episode! Lloyd and Alex welcome back Dave Mason from BetOnline to talk the (then upcoming) Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren fight, as well as more Bengals draft talk (8:55)! In addition, they discuss how sports betting works with the NFL draft. Thanks to BetOnline for being a wonderful sponsor!

This month, in part one of April's two episodes, Lloyd and Alex discuss free agency moves the Bengals have made thus far (23:48), and heavily discuss the Bengals draft options (31:45). In addition, they also discuss the dumbest mistake Alex has ever made as a DJ, as well as Lloyd having fun with a classmate who once gave out his address in front of his entire school. Thanks to Sports Drink, BetOnline, Locker Room, and Kaenon Sunglasses, for being the absolute tits as sponsors. Who Dey!!

In a special episode of F*** You, We Like the Bengals, Alex is joined by Dave Mason, who works for one of the pod's longest sponsors: BetOnline. They talk NFL and the Bengals' free agency signings (23:10) (28:52), the art of making odds for BetOnline, and they discuss the Penei Sewell vs. Kyle Pitts debate that the Bengals have to settle on draft day (23:41). They also open with a discussion about Dave's love for combat sports.Thanks to BetOnline for being the ultimate sexy sponsor. Another episode with Dave previewing the draft will be posted in a couple weeks. Who Dey!

This month, Lloyd returns to join Alex for a fantastic discussion regarding Bengals football (30:57). They discuss potential free agent targets for the Bengals, draft projections, and everything related to what the Bengals could do in the 2021 offseason. They also discuss Alex getting the covid vaccine (17:16), how MMA fighter Amanda Nunes could beat Jake Paul in a fight (10:12), and who they think are very underrated stand-up comedians (83:23).Thanks to our wildly fantastic sponsors at eBay Sneakers (14:08, 43:00), BetOnline (12:50, 41:46), and Armchair All Americans for being wonderful and smexy!

This month, Lloyd is out on the IR, so Alex welcomes Matt Barr (4th & Gold podcast) to discuss potential draft options for both the Bengals and the 49ers (50:45), and for a fun discussion on all things football and Bengals. In addition, they go thru the list of top 50 free agents and discuss whether they would be a good fit for their respective teams (76:57). They also discuss Matt going to the Senior Bowl, losing weight and getting in shape, and Matt having a big Twitter presence.Thanks to Armchair All Americans, Ebay Sneakers, and BetOnline for being the best damn sponsors known to mankind!

This month, in the first offseason episode of 2021, Lloyd and Alex sit down with Lloyd's roommate Dustin to talk the Bengals offseason expectations, in addition to the Bengals horrendous season finale loss to the Ravens (35:50). In the Bengals world, they discuss coaching changes and transaction hopes, all while Alex lays out his four possible Bengals draft scenarios (65:44). In addition, they discuss the Steelers playoff loss to the Browns (51:52), as well as Lloyd's people-reading abilities and the storming of the Capitol.Thanks to our sponsors BetOnline and Armchair All Americans for being the best and the sexiest!