Body Counts And Beer

We're taking a brief break from our ongoing live coverage of the Star Wars Saga to discuss something tangentially related to the Star Wars Saga: our FAVORITE CINEMATIC FANTASY HEROES! Behold, as our intrepid band of misfits talk about Lord of the Rings, because if we can't talk about Star Wars, we might as well talk about Lord of the Rings! But hey, it's a fun discussion, it's not too long, and we'll have our New Hope episode up just after Christmas! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are doled out. Leave a rating/review so we can use them as blurbs on our novel's jacket cover! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what gave you the giggles, what gave you the wiggles, or what movie to watch next!

We're almost halfway there! And we are rewarded for our pain with the best of the prequels. Our long, hard slog through the Star Wars Saga reaches the 42% point as we discuss REVENGE OF THE SITH! This time around, we tried out a new microphone, which really threw us off! But that's okay, because once we got used to it, we covered all the Star Bases you'd expect: bad relationship advice from Patrick, how easily manipulated Jon is, How to Make a Wolfman Jack, what Europe eats for breakfast and more terrible High School Civics. BONUS: we check in with the Celebrity Portal, and it's NOT GREAT (by which I mean it is AMAZINGLY GREAT). Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play, or really anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating and review so we can earn enough gold stars to be invincible forever! Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you like

Good news everybody! As we zig and zag in and around the Star Wars Saga, we take a breather to discuss something near and dear to our violent hearts: our FAVORITE CINEMATIC SWORD FIGHTS! We cover all your favorites and some of your non-favorites and all of your deepest, darkest fears! We got terrible pay-per-views, Viggo Mortensen: Superman, the best sword fight in the most unlikely of places, and at the end, an ominous portal opens above us. Stay tuned next week to see what that shit is about. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play, or anywhere else fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating/review so we can grow our confidence into the clouds like a vine to kill that giant who keeps stealing our corn! Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast E-mail us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what you saw coming, what snuck up on you, what movie to watch next, or wha

Space! It's littered with floating yellow letters! This week we continue our "examination" of the Star Wars Saga with 2002's ATTACK OF THE CLONES! And just like that OTHER attack (of the Killer Tomatoes), it's campy as hell and the animated spinoff is better. We have a star-studded installment for you this week: Marissa Tomei, Paul Giamatti, Sean Connery, Tom Brokaw and no fewer than THREE WERNER HERZOGS drop by the studio! They help us cover all the bases: proper introduction etiquette, Jon passing off Beatles lyrics as his own, playing Patton as a child, something something lightsabers, the perfect score for the Rumble in the Jungle, and, again, THREE WERNER HERZOGS! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play, or really anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can finally get this monkey off our back. All he eats is 5-star review and he won't stop biting! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook

We're continuing with our "analysis" of the Star Wars Saga as we discuss our FAVORITE STAR WARS CHARACTERS. No surprises here: EVERYONE PICKS BOBA FETT. Kidding, of course. We do, however, keep ourselves a little more "on topic" than usual, as we cover what constitutes a Star Wars character, deep cover bounty hunter assignments, how much Obi-Wan Kenobi loves Tracy Chapman, a Krayt Dragon-Off, and so much more! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play, or anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can trade them in for a gently used copy of "The 'Burbs" on VHS! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ E-mail us at bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you loved, what restored your faith in the future of mankind, what gave you GERD, what movies to watch next, or ANYTHING.

Hop on board the SS Body Counts and Beer as we set spacesail through the cosmos of the Star Wars Saga! Over the next several episodes, we'll be covering ALL the Star Wars, ALL the time, starting with Episode I - The Phantom Menace! We got a little bit of everything in this episode: Bob O'Fett, the Imperial Snack Measuring System, the proper pluralization of "Jedi," Mark goes after yet another religion, inside the psychotic break of Jar Jar Binks, so much more, etc, a Paul Tsongas action figure and more! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating and review so we can abuse our fame to get free Arby's! Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you didn't like, what you kind of liked, what cured your rickets, what gave you rickets, and what movies to watch in the future!

Before we embark on our long star trek into the darkness that is the STAR WARS SAGA, join us for a rousing discussion of the WORST ACTION MOVIE SEQUELS EVER! The Phantom Menace isn't on the list, because we're discussing that next week in it's entirety. We're covering every base on this bad sequel diamond: Jon continues to assert Shane Black's directorship of Die Hard, which Robert Rodriguez showed up on the set of Predators, a shameless plug from Mark, a stunning connection between the Terminator and Tarantino timelines, if Batman Returns is terrible or genius or somehow both, more, etc, Iron Eagle and more! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Google Play, Stitcher Radio or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating/review so we can finally register to vote! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you like, what you hate, a good recipe for b

With Halloween only a day behind us (curse you, weekly release schedule!), we felt it was time to take a break from all the non-stop violence and hammy acting of action movies to praise the non-stop violence and hammy acting of EVIL DEAD II! Settle in for all manner of crazy goof 'em ups: a critical assessment of the works of James Hell Brooks, Union-mandated monster smoke breaks, an evil that is both formless and well-versed in irony, Cheap Trick bootlegs and Mark spoils the endings to SO MANY BELOVED TV SHOWS. Please subscribe via iTunes, Stitcher, SoundCloud, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating/review so we can finally write off all the money we spend on beer and pizza on our taxes! Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what reminds you of Antonio from "Wings," and if "Dune" is still as cool as

It's Halloween-ish time, and the air is rife with ghosts and ghouls and drunk guys yelling. So grab your pumpkin bucket and a handful of those terrible orange-and-black candies because we're talking about our FAVORITE SUPERNATURAL FORCES! We've got a little bit of everything this week: H.P. Lovecraft, Hulk Hogan's life of Gremlin confrontation, H.P. Lovecraft's unrepentant racism, Patrick's strong views on maritime horror films, the Great Grammar Depression, a semi-forgotten Peter Jackson classic and more! Plus two-thirds! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher Radio, Google Play, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating/review so we can finally buy that Huffy Mudslinger we wanted for Christmas in the '90s! Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what we got right, what we got wrong, what belongs in a tire fire, what belongs in a dumpster fire, and should we put out th

Sometimes, actors and comedians get hired for gigs. And sometimes these gigs get in the way of getting drunk, eating pizza, and yelling about movies. This...is one of those times! Prepare for another Body Counts and Beer BONUS EPISODE! We touch on all sorts of stuff: the Grimace, Frank Miller's hippie brother, Resident Evil, Jiffy Lube, and so much more! But not too much more! Why? Because it's a BONUS EPISODE! Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Google Play or anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating or review so we can get paid for this and stop doling out placeholder bonus episodes! Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what was awesome, what was radical, what was bodacious, and what was merely phenomenal. Or tell us what movie to watch. We're open.

Send a podcast to joke on a podcast! This week, Simon says "Watch a movie where Taco Bell is the only restaurant," and we rightly obliged! Watch as we combine Body Counts and Beer All-Stars Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes in the 1993 action/sci-fi/terrifying-look-into-our-present DEMOLITION MAN! We unlock the Three Seashells and show you what's inside: an informercial for cocaine, Jon goes after another beloved celebrity, we determine if Haggar is pants or a video game mayor, weird VR grunt sex, the grossest cover of the Sanford and Son theme ever, and a round robin Stallone off! Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher Radio or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can finally stop work the late shift at Arby's! Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you like, what you hate, what reminds you of

Do you like sequels? Prequels? Sidequels? Parallelequels? What if I said they were #AllConnected? What's that, Mr. Hollywood? You want to give us ALL THE MONEY! Deal! Here are our amazing ideas for the DEMOLITION MAN CINEMATIC UNIVERSE! Next week we're talking Snipes and Stallone, but this week we're discussing the miraculous rise of President Schwarzenegger, the horrors of the Franchise Wars, the cultish leadership of Dr. Cocteau and the origin of Three Seashells: A Man and His Dream. Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Google Play, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating/review so we can incorporate it into our lovemaking routine! Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what you need, if you need us tonight, if you want a new sensation, if you know a suicide blonde, or if you just want a kick. Those were INXS references bec

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Body Counts and Beer. Our mission? To welcome special guest Lorenzo Toia (of Tiberius fame!) back to the studio to discuss the 2009 J.J. Abrams resequelmaganing STAR TREK! In this epic installment we discover how many films start with fetishistic spaceship shots, how many ways Mark can describe a Romulan mining vessel, we "spoil" the ending of Lost, poor space laser attack planning and we weather a brief mutiny from Jon and Patrick. ALSO: everyone talks down to Mark because he doesn't know/doesn't care about Star Trek. ALSO ALSO: Download the album. #JarJarAbrams Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Google Play, or anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating/review so we can use it as a reference on our job applications! You can download the Tiberius album We're Here via iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/were-here!/id1133727160 or Bandcamp here: https://funnytiberius.bandcamp.com/album/were-here Foll

It is an impossible decision. One that we do not take lightly. Nevertheless, it is a decision that must be made, and by Article 16, Section 12 of Federation Regulations, we are the sole arbiters of this issue. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STAR TREK? Jon thinks Picard is the sexiest TNG cast member, Patrick vehemently disagrees, we learn about Kirk's crewload of illegitimate children, Mark makes the wrong decision and is rightfully chastised, Dee Amaral (from the Rambo III ep) makes a brief cameo to lust after Wesley Crusher, and special guest Lorenzo Toia (Tiberius: DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM!) has some harsh words for the internet's favorite memesmith, George Takei. Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Google Play, or anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed! Leave us a rating/review! Give us the strength to get over not stopping that robber who shot Uncle Ben so we can become Spider-Man! Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast Email us: bodycountsandbe

We're taking a week off from drinking/movie-ing/bullshitting to let our livers regenerate/eyes recuperate/mouths re-hinge. So, in the spirit of Christmas in September (a totally real thing we just invented), enjoy this, our very first... BONUS EPISODE! Cobbled together from outtakes, bloopers, off-the-record confessions, and other ephemera, our very first BONUS EPISODE covers all the bases you need covered: Rick James, robot noises, Jon droning on about Star Wars, Mark's audition habits, etc, and MORE! Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating/review so we can finally get the courage to ask Missy Watkins to the big Fall Fling! Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what you outright dismissed, what you unconditionally loved to kill those goblins, or what movie to watch next!

Not only are we going back-to-back Busey-as-Bad Guy, we're also taking our first trip on the Wesley Snipes Express: the tax dodging-est thrill ride you've ever witnessed! That's right, we're FINALLY discussing the 1994 John Badham skydivaganza DROP ZONE! Listening to this episode is exactly like experiencing a free fall from 38,000 feet, by which we mean it is both life-affirming and terrifying! Patrick name drops Milton Friedman, Mark doesn't know who the Flaming Lips are, Jon finally reveals his Star Wars-related secret origin, and EVERYBODY needs a little more Swoop in their life. BONUS: A round of Presidential impressions! Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Google Play, or just about ANYWHERE fine podcasts are digitally thrown in your face. Leave us a rating/review so we can boost our self-esteem to "Asking out the Popular Girl" levels. Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast E-mail us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com And thanks t

Bouncy jazz! Snazzy suits! Brad Pitt eating things! This week, we're discussing our FAVORITE MOVIE HEISTS, with stops in Gotham, LA, Iran and no points in between! Patrick picks two because he's a cheater! Jon picks one, but from a movie he hates! Mark inarticulately discusses the finer points of government sanctioned people trafficking! PLUS: more Star Wars references from Jon! We're sorry! Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, or anywhere fine podcasts are digitally doled out. Leave a rating or review so we can be considered for the Library of Congress. Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what reminds you of a warm summer day and if you'd like Jon to STOP MENTIONING STAR WARS.

What happens when you combine sexy sax, sad blues guitar, Christmas in California and a suicidal Mel Gibson? You get LETHAL WEAPON (1987), the Richard Donner/Shane Black classic that set the buddy cop template for years to come! NOTE: We started drinking WAY early on this one, and suffered some technical difficulties, so we got a little loose while discussing: Mark's hot plate shenanigans, Patrick's New Year's Dress tradition, the fallout of "Oops! All Crunch Berries," Reagan vs. Mondale, giant Gary Busey and all the movies Shane Black did or did not write. Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Google Play, Blubrry, Podcast Addict, or wherever fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating and/or review and make us feel mighty real! Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast E-mail us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you loved, what you can't live without, what will come to define your life, or what you're just "

Next week we tackle the guns/sex/sax/blues guitar time capsule known as LETHAL WEAPON! Until then, dig into our newest minisode where we discuss our FAVORITE BUDDY COP DUOS! Patrick goes cross cultural and invokes Archie Bunker, Jon cheats (a little) and invents a new starring role for Don Knotts, and Mark has had too much to drink to coherently describe a movie he's seen literally hundreds of times. Please subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Google Play, Podcast Addicts, Blurbrry or wherever fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating and/or review so we can wave it in our bully's face! Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast E-mail us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you loved, what you tolerated, what you downright hated and what movie we should do next! We want to hear from you. ANY OF YOU.

When a morphological being threatens you tiny suburb with shitty CGI robots, who you gonna call? Surly teenagers with ninja robots! This week, we're discussing the 1995 feature length commercial MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS: THE MOVIE! We cover it all this week: Patrick is angered by the curiosity of Angel Grove's parents, Jon explains Pokemon, Jon defends Jar Jar Binks, Mark accidentally invents a new religion, and most importantly: are ooze people...people? Please download/listen/subscribe via SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher Radio and now Google Play! Leave us a rating/review so our coffee tastes better! Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer Follow us on Twitter: @BodyCountCast E-mail us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com