Body Counts And Beer

It's that time again boys and girls! Time for your inveterate hosts to fritter away their noon time, supper time, chore time too! Why? We busy. Really? Prolly not. Anyhoo... Enjoy this random melange of deleted clips from the last few episodes, including our hot takes on such timely topics as Orson Welles' The Third Man, Big League Chew, whether Patrick will ever be friends with Baloo the Bear, a brief detour into punching Nazis, and a dissection of the nightmare Mark has every time he tries to end an episode. PLUS! Stick around to the end for a VERY SPECIAL tribute to the man, the myth, the legend...THE SWAYZE. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can sell the naming rights to the stars we get to unsuspecting suckers on the Interwebs! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know w

When it comes to Body Counts and Beer, all you have to do is follow three simple rules: never underestimate your action movie, take it outside, and be nice…until it's time to watch the 1989 Rowdy Herrington classic ROAD HOUSE! Joining us again this week is special guest Jen Ducharme of Glitterbomb fame! Did we drink a little extra this week? ABSOLUTELY. Do we veer off topic a little extra this week? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. We cover a little bit of everything: the startlingly low number of buildings in Jasper, Missouri, Jon's fear of sentient knives, businesses which require employees to wear red shirts, throat rippin' and monster truckin', Ray Romano and Brad Garrett pop by, and we finally find out who has Cronenberg-ian chest hair. PLUS: We introduce the Sploosh Zone! Thanks again to our special guest Jen Ducharme! For more information about Glitterbomb Comedy, check out their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/GlitterbombComedy/ Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty

What is that sound? That delightful, otherworldly sound? Why, it's our special guest Jen Ducharme (of Glitterbomb fame)! She joins us for a rousing minisode discussing something very near and dear to all of our livers: our FAVORITE FICTIONAL BARS! Yes, in honor of next week's ROAD HOUSE episode, we're talking about our favorite bars, pubs, taverns, cantinas and strip clubs from film and television. So crack open a High Life and find out the limit Jon will spend on a dildo! Say hi to the weirdo stripper from Sopranos Season 3! George Lucas drops by for a little Star Wars history lesson! Discover which of us have been to a sex shop, and what we bought there! And for the first time ever, Body Counts and Beer reviews a DVD extra! What Would Dalton Do? Find out by listening! Plus more...ALL THE MORE! For more information about Glitterbomb Comedy, check out their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/GlitterbombComedy/ Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine

Call us Snake, call us Plissken, just don't call us late for dinner! This week, we're discussing the 1981 John Carpenter cult classic ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK! That's right, we heard the clarion call of our Twitter followers, and allowed this non-action packed action movie into the club. There's not a lot of plot to this one, so we did what we do best: dick around goof 'em ups! We're covering all the important bases here: the power of Lee Van Cleef's name, what happens when you mix Sting with Shakespeare's Puck, a jazz hole, DICK WARLOCK!, the worst Lorne Michaels impression ever, Phineas Gage: Head Trauma Vampire Hunter, and we introduce the Chief Brody Extended Universe! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating/review so we know whether to meet you at the top of the Empire State building or not. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/

Time flies when you're drinking to excess and goofing on action movies, which explains how we missed our true one year anniversary. So, instead of pretending like it's not important to us and moving on like the cool dudes we are, we're dedicating this very special minisode to our ONE YEAR PODVERSARY SPECIAL! We're discussing our Favorite Movies we've watched for the show, our Least Favorite Movies, our Biggest Surprises, some Honorable Mentions and, of course, KY Muscle Grease! Plus, get a behind the scenes look into the recording process. Plus plus, a few of our favorite celebrity friends stop by to mumble some nonsense. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating/review so in another year, we can stand triumphantly over the bodies of our foes! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know wha

It took us 30 episodes, 25 minisodes and 4357.8 terrible impressions of Werner Herzog, but we finally did it: WE WATCHED A STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE! *Air Horn Sound* *Air Horn Sound* That's right, this week we're discussing the 1992 military industrial complex-themed porno known as UNDER SIEGE! We start with full penetration and we never look back! This episode has a little bit of everything: the Lovecraftian horror of Busey in drag, celebrity chef night at Planet Hollywood, new uses for Siri, PIES!, Chekhov's Cake, SPORTS FIGHTS!, and boat stuff, all in service of cinema's most extended dick metaphor! Plus: Mark erases the contents of Jon's phone to stop him from proving Mark wrong! Zinedine Zidane Headbutt Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF4iWIE77Ts Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating/review, as they are the Tenzing Norgay's that will guide us to the top of the charts! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter

Ahoy maties! Shiver your timbers up to the Crow's Nest and turn to starboard because this week we are sailing the high seas of some other nautical reference! In advance of next week's UNDER SIEGE episode, we're discussing our FAVORITE MOVIE BOATS! Listen as your three Captains wrest for control of the podcast, and barely talk about the boats they chose to talk about! We got Johnny Depp! We got Wilt Chamberlain! We got Cheddar Bay Biscuits! Floating Red Lobsters! Angry, drunk fisherman! And all of the more! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating/review so we can print them out and put them under our pillows for the Review Faerie! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you didn't, what movie to watch next, what your preferred Hot Pocket flavor is and why it is ham

Yippee ki-yay to all you Mister Falcon's out there! Body Counts and Beer is BACK and we're discussing one of the pantheon action flicks of all time: DIE HARD! Finally. Seriously, it is the entire reason we started this podcast to begin with, and it took us a YEAR to get there. We got a little bit of everything this week: we unleash the full power of Jon Rooney's sports knowledge, we discover our freaky sexual fetishes, a brief geography lesson of Wisconsin, the literal magic of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the intricacies of cocaine storage and, obviously, our cereal preferences. We also debut a collection of potential Body Counts and Beer spinoff episodes, up to and including the Jon Rooney Shakespeare Corner! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating and review so we can print them all out to make our Oscar dress next year! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com

Next week we're finally talking the decidedly non-Shane Black film DIE HARD! So for this very special minisode, we're pulling a move right from the creatively bankrupt playbook of 80's and 90's Hollywood. That's right, we're talking our favorite "Die Hard In A...'s"! Remember when the elevator pitch for every action movie was "Die Hard in a boat," "Die Hard in a zoo," "Die Hard in a church," and etc? We're taking the time to celebrate our favorite Die Hard Clones this week, and we cover all the bases: the new Mamet play "Speed The Bus," 90's Seagal's only weakness, Chuck Norris not kicking for once, Patrick picks a movie we're pretty sure he's never even seen, more and all the more! BONUS: the jazziest outro music three white guys could ever create with their mouths. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave a rating/review so we grind them up and sprinkle them over our self-satisfied spaghetti! Follow us on Twitter: https://t

Yee-haw! Time to throw on some spurs and ass-less chaps, saddle up and vendetta ride back into the podcast wasteland! Body Counts and Beer is back and this week we are discussing the 1993 Kurt Russell western TOMBSTONE! Listen as we cover all the requisite bases of the 90's oater: terrible pizza jokes, terrible nicknames, how Val Kilmer was green screened into the film, the eternal debate of Juggler v. Juggalo, the greatest post script to a film ever, Captain Rob Roy, more, etc and MORE! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are caught and streamed! Leave us a rating and review so we can read them to our future children as bedtime stories! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BodyCountCast/followers Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you didn't like, what filled your car up with Premium Unleaded, what put sugar in your gas tank, or anyt

After a brief hiatus, the Body Counts and Beer crew is back to continue regaling you with booze-inflected action film regalia! On this week's minisode, we're paying tribute to the inimitable Bill Paxton. Listen as we cover all the bases, like how Bill Paxton and Lance Henriksen are related, how many boats Jon has been on, the importance of showing off for Paul Reiser, more Predator 2, a brief glimpse into a Tombstone joke for next week, and how Mark prefers to travel to the theater. Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating/review so we can trade all those stars in for BitCoin! Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what you're looking forward to, what your winning lottery numbers are, how many toes you have, what movie to watch next, etc, or more!

The 80's Action Hero School of Firearm Accuracy is now accepting enrollment! Through a sponsor partnership, we are providing you the first lesson here FOR FREE! Please subscribe to Body Counts and Beer via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed! Please leave a rating and review so we can climb the ranks of comedic movie podcasts! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what you loved, what you need more of in your life and what seasoning you like on your catfish. We're fans of Old Bay!

We did it. It's finally over. The long national nightmare is complete. NO MORE STAR WARS! We've come to the conclusion of our trek through the Star Wars Saga with THE FORCE AWAKENS. Yes, we know Rogue One is a thing. We'll get there eventually. We need a break. Until we get back to a world of Cages, Van Dammes and Stallone, come with us on a journey through the mind of #JarJarAbrams! We cover everything possible: Ben Burtt's masterful sonic soundscape of farts, the poor quality of Jakku's goons, proper robot impersonation etiquette, an exciting new .com startup for In-and-Out Burger, Patrick gets lost in ZZ TOP Land, and, hey, did you know STAR WARS IS BACK!? Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can trade them in for quick rising sponge bread! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@

Due to absolutely NO DEMAND, we are scrapping your regularly scheduled Minisode, because we didn't record one! Instead, you get BONUS EPISODE THE THIRD, Jr. Esq. THE SECOND III! In all seriousness, we skipped the minisode this week because we are all very busy comedian/actor/creative types and didn't have the time. But hey, we got some good stuff in here: we crap on the Star Wars Expanded Universe, we crap on Big, Jon craps on Bronson, Mark craps on Screech, and Patrick once again takes the high road! PLUS: Exclusive BONUS EPISODE THE THIRD, Jr. Esq. THE SECOND III Theme Song! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play, pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can climb into at least AN echelon. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Tell us what you liked, what you hated, any questions/queries you may have, or movie reco

WE'RE OH SO CLOSE! We are now officially 1/7th away from finishing the Star Wars Saga (not counting Rogue One; we'll get there eventually)! This week we discuss 1983's RETURN OF THE JEDI, possibly the greatest movie ever in which someone returns. We have a little bit of everything for you this week: Jon's deep hatred of Charles Bronson, super timely references to Harry Chapin, Billy Joel, Jim Croce, and Steve Winwood, the secret origin of Abe Froman: The Sausage King of Chicago, the merits of droid torture, some technical difficulties, etc, the definition of "jungle" and more! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating/review so we can protect ourselves from the fiery retribution of Charles Bronson's ghost! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you didn't, what i

WE'RE BACK! We've settled our dispute with the dreaded Crimson Permanent Technical Difficulty (sort of) and are here to bring you our brand new minisode: FAVORITE NON-STAR WARS GEORGE LUCAS MOVIES! That title really rolls off the tongue, eh? We're covering all the bases here: robot cops, greased up Germans, painful divorces, monkey brains, the promise of Jon Rooney hating on Charles Bronson, Patrick carelessly mixing multiple Indiana Jones movies, and Mark screaming like a madman! PLUS: David Bowie and Matthew McConaughey drop by! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating/review on iTunes so we can show them at Burger King for free tacos. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, what you want for Christmas, what you want for Arbor Day, what movie to watch

Due to technical difficulties, our regularly scheduled minisode of Body Counts and Beer will be delayed. However, we don't want you to go without mirth and merrymaking for another week, so we've decided to share with you a bonus episode of sorts: co-host Mark's debut comedy album! Recorded live at The Public House Theatre this past November, MY BRAIN IS BROKEN is a journey through the bizarre and fractured mind of comedian Mark Rosenthal (of Body Counts and Beer fame!)! There's a little bit of everything inside: Predator, Congo, being stabbed, insider secrets of the pharmacy trade, wisdom, facts, more, etc, and more! We'll be back next week (if not sooner) with our new minisode AND our look at 1983's Return of the Jedi! In the meantime, please subscribe and rate and review!

We're almost there! Body Counts and Beer is in the home stretch of it's ongoing coverage of the Star Wars Saga. This week we discuss 1980's EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! And we discuss it at length. GREAT LENGTH. We got a little bit of everything this time around: Mark hates Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer, a gypsy curse makes the lights go out, what happened to Jon's dog, the correct pronunciation on AT-AT, the alternate timeline featuring 70s musicians starring in tween sitcoms, and we discover how Patrick gets his Krispy Kremes. BONUS: a new game called CAN YOU FREEZE GAS? Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed! Leave a rating/review so we can exchange them for store credit at Popeye's! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Tell us what you liked, what you hated, what we missed, what we hit too hard,

On this week's minisode, we discuss the life and legacy of Carrie Fisher.

Not so long ago, in an apartment not so far away, but not really close either... BODY COUNTS AND BEER! Insert bombastic orchestral score and floating yellow text explaining we've finally made it to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, putting us 4/8* of our way through the Star Wars Saga! This week we've got a little bit of everything for you to enjoy: 1950's Good Housekeeping tips, an abruptly aborted song parody, we finally determine what "The Touch" is, Ken Burns' Civil War: Special Edition, our new favorite charity Vader's Kids, and we announce the founding of the Body Counts and Beer Accents Class. All this and Patrick blatantly missing a great cue on this week's Body Counts and Beer! Please subscribe via iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, Google Play, anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed! Leave a rating and review so we can finally get this monkey of our back. You see, this monkey eats ratings and reviews, so the scent will draw him away. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bodycountcast Like us on