Mom And Dad Are Stoned

Today we talk about the whacky world of cannabis banking. Learn the ins and outs of a cash based legal money laundering system with us. In Episode 61 | Nobody Wants Cannabis Money New patron! Welcome, High Mom! The money issues in the cannabis industry hits close to home for The Stoner Mom and Blavid Why there are ATM machines in every dispensary How cannabis industry employees get paid What to do with all that cash What's going on in Dave's Grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be helping break the stoner stigma.        

Responsible stoners find themselves in the weird position of legally using something their parents told them not to touch. Today we're talking about being grown children with grown ass parents! How can we talk about cannabis, how can we get them high, and most importantly, how can we use cannabis to help their health? In Episode 60 | Adult Stoners Have Parents Too New patron! Welcome, Beth Ann! How to approach your parents with cannabis information Kathryn's experience telling her mom The ways our parents can benefit from using cannabis If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower        

Today we are keeping it simple and doing what we do best, getting stoned and talking about random changes in our life. In Episode 59 | a Stoned Conversation about our current Life Welcome our new patron Katherine! Insecure is so dirty and The Crown is so good. Our hatred of traditional television and commercials New life. Not very different from the old life. David works here now What's going on in Dave's grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower  

It's a wrap! Our summer format comes to an end with the season finale of Game of Thrones! We really enjoyed this episode and have a great time recapping it while getting nicely toasted. Fire up your wizard bong for the last time, it's time for Game of Stoned!   In Episode 58 | The Wolf and the Dragon (are related) Arya, Bran, and Sansa finally end our suffering and reveal that they are the true Stark pack that we so desperately missed this season. Drogon puts on the best show ever by sliding into the dragon pit in epic glory. Cersie snarls, glares, hisses, and lies. A stimulating seminar on the dangers of the undead. Dany and Jon get it on. Too bad they're related and don't know it. Oh look, an ice dragon and Night King! How metal. The fucking wall comes down. Winter has come.

In the most divisive episode yet, GOT stretches our imagination, makes fun of its own battle tropes and breaks our collective hearts with the death of a dragon. There's a lot to be upset about, and we don't hold back. Fortunately, we're stoned so we can't really get too hateful, there's plenty in the episode that we enjoyed.  In Episode 57: Beyond Stoned Enraging and nonsensical communication between sisters Dany shares her new winter line of dragon-wear Zombie bears, wight kidnapping, and ice javelins Our worst fears confirmed- resurrected undead ice dragon What's going on in Dave's Grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be helping to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower

Another setup episode for our beloved Game of Stoned. We get stoned and go crazy about the insane knowledge that Gilly drops in this episode. Dany burns some Tarleys, Drogon shows off his eyes, Jon and a rag tag team of disaffected warriors travel all over the planet. Also, Arya is getting on our nerves and is outsmarted by Littlefinger of all people.  In Episode 56 | Bleastblatch   Introducing our new patron KATY! We love you! Media time: Insecure season 2 Game of Stoned: Jamie is immortal. Jon & company are time travelers. Cersei is clearly lying about being pregnant, and Davos smuggles fermented crab. Oh, and Gilly drops knowledge that makes the fandom scream. If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. Your five-star rating and review really helps the visibility of our show, and the more support we can gain, the more content we can create. Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebo

This week GOT reminds us about why we are watching this series. The Spoils of War had everything we ever wanted; Bronn as an action hero, 80 shots of Dany riding Drogon, a final (?) charge of the Kingslayer. In Episode 55 | The Stoners of War: Marital discord Living with Violence on Waking up with Sam Harris Recapping and reacting to our favorite Game of Thrones episode yet! If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. Your five-star rating really helps the visibility of our show, and the more support we can gain, the more content we can create. Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower    .  Back to the Mom & Dad are Stoned archive

Talking about our recent experience as middle aged people at a rap concert. Also, Game of Thrones finally brings together our favorite characters and the characters don't say very much.  In Episode 54 | The Stoner's Justice an aggressive ShoutOut Corner an exciting Media Time story: David is a middle-aged white man and he went to a Kendrick Lamar concert. bringing weed into said concert. Annabis bag befuddles security while Tampon Abby sails by unscathed. episode 3 of GOT season 7! Daenerys meets Jon Snow. Sansa takes command of Winterfell. Bran and Sansa reunite. Cersei delivers a very thought out revenge. The Unsullied take Casterly Rock while Jamie takes Highgarden. If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And subscribe! If that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower

In this episode of Mom and Dad are Stoned we review the amazing second episode of Game of Thrones season 7. Find out what else we are watching (besides GOT) and hear The Stoner Mom's love of juicy wraps. In Episode 53 | Stonedborn Juicy Wraps are juicy our new patron KATHRYN!!

It's here. Season 7 of our favorite show to watch while dabbing has returned! The premier episode started the season by setting the scenes for many character reunions. Arya's perspective dominates the cold open, and the final moments of the show are without dialogue, as Daenerys Targaryen reaches the land of her birth. Get out your dragon bongs and come get stoned with us!    Mom & Dad are Stoned 52 | Game of Thrones Season 7 Premier! DragonStoned Arya demonstrates upgraded Faceless Man skills, Sansa bosses her brother whilst acting superior, Cersei is romanced by a Hot Topic employee named Euron, Sam serves soup, cleans chamber pots, and almost vomits, on a loop endlessly forever and ever. This episode is sponsored by our favorite online head shop, www.DankGeek.com. Get yourself some dank new glass! In episode 52 of Mom & Dad are Stoned: announcing our Alphapatron, Jody! We love you girl! Check out our patreon page here. also announcing our new podcast, Ask The Stoner Mom! Check it out and subscribe! T

Welcome stoners! In our second episode of Essential GOT episodes, we get super stoned and talk about our favorite damn show. Kathryn smokes a bunch of blunts and gets very, very stoned.  Plus, an Ask The Stoner Mom question about growing cannabis.  MADAS 51 | 20 Essential Game of Thrones Episodes to Watch Stoned (11-20)         Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower Patreon | https://www.patreon.com/MADAS  

Greetings Stoners! Today Mom & Dad are gearing up for the new season of Game of Thrones by recapping twenty episodes to watch while stoned. And if you aren't a fan of the HBO series, there's still a good amount of high banter between Blavid and I.  In Episode 50 | 20 Essential Game of Thrones Episodes to Watch Stoned: We discuss episodes 1-10 of Time's article, 20 Essential Game of Thrones Episodes by Megan McCluskey S1E1 - Winter is Coming S1E9 - Baelor S1E10 - Fire and Blood S2E6 - The Old Gods and The New S2E9 - Blackwater S2E10 - Valar Morghulis S3E4 - And Now His Watch Is Ended S3E8 - Second Sons S3E9 - The Rains of Castamere S4E2 - The Lion and the Rose If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower Patreon

Sometimes you just need an episode to do nothing but ramble so... welcome to today's episode! After a four-day tolerance break, The Stoner Mom is back to the good old days of getting HIGH. Press play and toke along with us! In Episode 49 of Mom & Dad are Stoned: A stoned analysis of the latest Game of Thrones trailer. Vacation recap The joys of a tolerance break Quitting Zoloft What's going on in Dave's grow? A pound of weed, that's what. If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. It's truly the best way to help our podcast get new followers. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower Patreon | https://www.patreon.com/MADAS  

For every situation, there is a strain best suited to whatever ales you. In today's episode of Mom and Dad are Stoned we share 13 strains for 13 situations. In our media musings we revisit an oldie but a goodie. Learn what happens at the end of Dave's Grow and hear about how productive we have been. In Episode 48 of Mom and Dad are Stoned: Vape Talk Aerosmith ROME and the definition of the red rage The wisdom of not watching airline disaster documentaries prior to an airplane ride The best strains for every situation The end of Dave's Grow Robot Voice Talk If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower Patreon | https://www.patreon.com/MADAS  

Summer brings up some challenges in the life of the dedicated stoner parent. We find ourselves back in those early days of parenting when children are forever underfoot and we play entertainment director all day long. In this episode, we offer ten tips to help our fellow stoner parents survive summer. Light one up mom and dad! Ten Tips for Surviving Summer as a Stoner Parent If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower Patreon | https://www.patreon.com/MADAS  

Marijuana has been cultivated in the US since Jamestown and yet its outlaw status continues in many parts of the country today. Today we're talking about how that began. When did cannabis go from being sold in pharmacies to federally outlawed? It's all very dumb and annoying, and that's what we're bringing you today. ATSM: how often do you smoke around your kids?  In Episode 46 | The History of Marijuana Prohibition in the USA We get sentimental about one of our favorite movies Our hatred of Saudi-backed Uber Chuck Woolery. #notafan Bark bark bark Marijuana prohibition Ask The Stoner Mom: how often is okay to smoke around your kids? How do you know when it's too much? What's Going on in Dave's Grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be helping to break the stoner stigma! Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom

Stoners need love too, and there is something pretty special about our stoner relationship. In today's episode, we talk about the special considerations that go into maintaining a healthy relationship, both with our partner and our cannabis. Ask The Stoner Mom: How can I change my partner's mind about cannabis?  In Episode 45 | Navigating Stoner Relationships Media Time- Game of Thrones, The Keepers, Mommy Dead and Dearest and recommended GOT podcasts. Our traveling family musical act. David's plans for our future. Custards last stand. Our ever evolving relationship with each other and cannabis. Are there certain things to be aware of, specific to stoner relationships? How can cannabis enhance a relationship? How can cannabis harm a relationship? Ask The Stoner Mom- How can I change my partner's mind about cannabis? And of course, What's Going on in Dave's Grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass

It's one of those episodes where we just can't contain the snark! Today we're sharing ten misinformed ideas about stoners and cannabis that frankly, need to GTFO. There are a lot of things that come to mind when you hear the term "stoner" and not many of them are good. Join us as we dismantle these hurtful misconceptions and get high while we do it. In Episode 44 | Eleven Stoner Misconceptions that need to Go Nobody who smokes pot in adulthood ever amounted to anything. Medical Marijuana is not real medicine, and people lie about ridiculous things to get a prescription for it. Marijuana is a gateway drug. Marijuana makes you lazy. Stoner Mom must be high around her kids all the time. Stoner parents have lower standards. It's appropriate to ask medical users how much they smoke. Your experiences in the 1970's, 80's, 90's and early 2000's reflect the current cannabis landscape. Dabbing kills your tolerance for regular weed. Marijuana smoke is like cigarette smoke. You can always tell when

What does your stoner schedule look like? Do you smoke all day, 'erry day? Just on weekends? First thing in the morning, with your coffee and news? In this episode, we talk about our day in the life and all those routines that become such an integral part of a family. And, The Stoner Mom gets high.  In Episode 43 | Productive Stoner Schedules: Media time: Better Call Saul, The Handmaid's Tale, and the Immortal Cells of Henrietta Lacks a peek into our daily life When do I find time to medicate as a stoner mom? Our routine for happy days What's going on in Dave's Grow? Mentioned in this Episode: The Handmaid's Tale | required reading for all women Secrets, Crime, and Audiotape   If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedg

Let's talk about stress, baybee, let's talk about you & weed. In this minisode, David and The Stoner Mom talk about their latest self-imposed, stress-inducing incident.  In Episode 42 of Mom & Dad are Stoned: The Stoner Mom biopic, starring Jennifer Lopez as The Stoner Mom. With Joey Ramone as a backup. Except he's dead, so never mind. A lot of talk about my anxiety and how David and I handle it as a team. Details on our first experience with local news. Good, bad, and in between. My one-sided friendship with Georgia Hardstark. OMG more me blabbering about my hair. I swear that's the last time. What's Going on in Dave's Grow? If you love this podcast, please consider giving us a rating or review in iTunes. And if that’s too much of a pain in the ass, just tell a friend! Help spread the word about our podcast, and you’ll be working to break the stoner stigma. Mom & Dad are Stoned Facebook Kathryn’s IG | @thestonermom David’s IG | @coweedgrower Patreon | https://www.patreon.com/MADAS