Double Deuce Podcast

Going straight at the Notes: Will’s just thinking about Janine! A visit from Oliver! Will is Sassy McSasser, Will is Big Man. You gotta play tennis downstairs, buddy! Tennis ball could be useful (???)! Will wants to be a laid back mafioso! What are the best Lawrence businesses to target for racketeering!? Racketeering is a numbers game, kids! Why isn’t Kramer vs Kramer the Kleenex to divorce’s facial tissues!? Applebee’s: Good for Before, During, and After Kramer vs Kramering! Andy made Will’s dreams come true! The Racketeer! Predator vs Godzilla! Godzilla vs Wesley Snipes! Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla! Happy 4th of July! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm! Should be at Conroy’s, we’ll let you know if it’s elsewhere! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPub

Back in the basement cause the Earth is melting! No guests, but Nelson has a genius business opportunity! Notes: Spoon Keys! Let’s inhabit the opening that Apple has left for us! Grease Thieves! Fox & the Hound 2: Cool Hangs! Will hates squirrels! Reckless backyard gunplay! Squirrel SVU! True Detectnuts! Let Matthew McConaughey know if you find a dead squirrel! RIP Nelson’s Dad! All wrong, all wrong, all wrong! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm! Should be at Conroy’s, we’ll let you know if it’s elsewhere! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink J

Auman and Skye are still here! The notes: We don’t like Facebook! Will still reps Angelfire! All social media all the time! Dead Kidneys Disease is my favorite punk album! Will’s Mom is a champion in the war against Satan! A campaign of grandparent appeasement! #GodvsDeadKennedys! #GodvsFugazi! Smashmouth is both American and Canadian, they’re Schrodinger’s Band! Applebee’s babyback ribs! Ronald Reagan was capable of self fellatio! HAPPY JUNETEENTH! HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Ap

Not only are still recording in person, we’ve got guests! Which taxed our sound a little, so sorry if it’s not awesome! But still we’ve got guests! Jeremy Auman and Skye! Here’s the notes: Making sure people realize that Jeremy and Auman are the same man! What’s your Christopher number?! Digging deep on our security questions! Auditing wizard school! If men died there in the 1860’s, Nelson has slept there! Cat songs! Poop song! Whittlin’ suppositories! Guilty Applebee’s Pleasures! Wheelchair Stall Threesomes! Everyone is a coward but Nelson! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Br

Second episode reunited in person and Will completely forgets how to start the show. WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXIST IN PUBLIC AGAIN YET! #IWillTellYouWhatIThinkDouble Deuce! The Notes: You are loved, no matter the size of your thoughts! Karate Sampson’s thoughts = Karate, Science, Fireworks, and Rock & Roll! Sad Sports Corner! Sunderland wins their first trophy since 1972, then get Ted Lasso’d and remain stuck in the basement league! The Papa Johns Cup! Papa Shaq! All things Shaq and Shaq related! We hereby raise the Applebee’s stakes! Will says fuck your dreams! The real hypeman was inside you all along! TWIST ENDING! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! In

HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE RECORDING IN PERSON! After 62 episodes apart, we are back together in Will’s backyard recording this! Sorry if the sound is bad, we’re still figuring that aspect out again. The Notes: The pandemic happened because we didn’t love Jackee enough! Will does the conspiracy math! We are not a QAnons, but we’ve seen one on TV! Listener submitted Applebees ad! It’s a conspiracy episode! UFOs are real and we aren’t ready to deal with it. Nelson talks about space shows! Project Blue Book and For All Mankind! Will double-dips in the Applebees ad pool and he’s not afraid to use an innuendo! Use corporate synergy, you cowards! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find

Will’s back from Boston, but he doesn’t remember anything from before his trip! Here’s the notes: Will forgets how to clock! Boston is a punchy city! Boston: Punching and Science is in Latin on the seal. Et Placebat Ei Pulsare Scientiam! Hockey, making sons, and giving no fucks! Ricky 3 was a regular joe of a king! Planning a roadtrip to the bronze cheeseburger! Calidum et Deliciose! She doesn’t lose that book, man! Nelson’s book is full of scallops! Nelson will vote against children running for public office! The biggest kid on the playground! [Editor’s Note: Will actually talked about his Air B&B idea in a mini-episode we recorded last week for DecaDeuce 8, which is now complete and behind the emergency glass so I’m sure you’ll hear it soon enough!] Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPubl

Stuff’s happening, so we recorded this back on Wednesday, just so you know! Here’s the notes: ASMR stands for Audio Sensing Motherfucking Reading! Karate Sampson used to read pornos to the blind! Release the Karate Sampson Cut, Audio Reader! It’s like the Bourne Identity, but she remembers everything! Top 5 Facts About John Edward (& John Edwards)! Will is a real Fact Racker! Helping the police solve murders really comes down to who you know! Will’s son wants the first 12 CDs for a penny! Nelson’s book about the secret of Lawrence’s secret underground nazi gold has a ghost train, romance, and some real thinking person’s shoot-em-ups! The Ghost Train is the real Mayor! Boo Choo Choo! Come get divorced at Applebee’s! (Sorry Felix!) RIP Melinda Henderson! Melinda was Melinda! Don’t forget to vote about whether you want Will to sing for the ending of the next DecaDeuce! You have the power to effect real change! Vote Yes Will Sing or No Sing Will on Facebook and Twitter to make your voice heard! Will wasn’t vo

Happy Mother’s Day! We call Will’s Mom and he gets her an ambush journalism for Mother’s Day. The Notes: The Politeness Ladies. The Knights Etiquette, please save us from our post-9/11 barbarism. Nelson’s inadvertent murder. Nelson loves the kids. Kids love a sense of mystery. Mickey Mouse is a stone-cold psychopath. Nelson helps Will write a Mother’s Day poem for his mom that he wrote himself. All this dog dick licking is a real Mother’s Day miracle. Moms love rap battles. Weighing Tom Cruise’s heart against a monkey’s. A message to all the moms out there that this monkey is bound for heaven, happy Mother’s Day! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro &a

WHOOPS! We couldn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode (and next week we may be back to recording in person)! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 7! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (44 Double Stuf’d minutes! Shoutout Oreos! *wolf howl*) cause our hubris knows no bounds and we refuse to be bound by the laws of space and time! There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, so, sorry about our sins having no end! Blame at least some of it on the pandemic and the limits of zoom recording! We’ve got guests, though! One guest, anyway! Jason Keezer is in no less than 2 of these bad boys! Want the contents? Here’s the Contents: Superbowl LV Recap, or That’s Life, Man (2/21/21) Mars Colony, or BIG Science (2/21/21) Pour Some Wine on You, or Let Me Feed You These B

Look, we’re trying to make a D&D episode, but we have a hard time staying on task. Notes! Nelson undercuts Will for the sake of scientific accuracy! It’s a D&D episode! Will tries to use the D&D episode as a way to air some of his junior high-era grievances! Hey government, if you’re not too busy, could you get all the cocaine out of NPR, please!? Mid-Level DM advice! The founder of Cinnabon is an unrepentant murderer! Now that the pandemic is over, Will is really hoping to go to New Mexico! Breaking Bad is a direct retelling of the cinnamon roll murders and Cinnabon’s reign of terror, and Vince Gilligan isn’t even being subtle about it! Nelson started reading the new Star Wars High Republic stuff! Wookiee jedi enjoys a fruit and cheese plate! Not since James Joyce’s Ulysses have I been so confused about a book! [editor’s note: there’s a gungan (a Jar Jar) pirate named Wet Bub cause he’s constantly soaked in blood] [pps: I like this book, but it’s crazy and it gave me high school keeping track of

It’s all downhill now! Here’s the notes: Do you really have the “Best Burger in Town” or are you just jerking me off!? Will’s Mom’s feud with Will’s Google Assistant is the Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow that will ignite the fire that will be war with the robots! Nelson takes away Will’s training wheels so he can soar, but forgets to give him landing gear! It’s a D&D episode! #DDD&D! Applebee’s, maybe! Applebee’s gets a lot of mileage out of the human body being unable to accurately, completely remember pain! How many M’s in ramekin!? Take responsibility for your actions! Kids, if somebody in your crew drops a body, that’s also on you! Don’t burn your hands, kids! Phonetics! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art b

Bad notes again, bad Nelson! Here’s what he managed to scrawl: We don’t just do this to entertain. As always, we are here to educate the kids. Look, let Nelson build the kind of child army he wants to build, and you can go build your child army your way. Will does the Applebee’s ad! Will recommends a podcast, The Podcaster’s Guide to the Galaxy: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-podcasters-guide-to-the-galaxy/id1510865752! Go check them out if you like sci-fi or British people or podcasts or anything! Also, video game chattin’! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought

Nelson did a bad notes today, but here’s what we got: Will requires no coaching! According to Will, he says “uh” too much and he fears society’s scorn. Nelson is only concerned with grim realities. June through February is Whacking Time, according to Will. Biblical Cinematic Universe! BASKETBALL! If you get me a time machine, I will get you a dragon: that’s the Nelson promise. Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! There's new episodes of Pumpkin Spice and The TV Show Show dropping as we speak! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and

Nelson is a basketball shark metaphor and we need to evict returning guest, Jason Keezer! The Notes: We need more gardens! Will needs to be seated near the bathroom! Law 101: roll 2d6 on an objection check! Quarantine D&D and Improv Shows! Nelson and Keezer are both birdmen! Jason Keezer is no Jim Davis! Our lawyer can get you a baby! Don’t drink the buttery topping! No “open dangles” if you’re going to work in this Applebee’s, mister! Jason Keezer is a one-man key party! See Keezer perform with the Guild Theater every Friday on facebook live and then on youtube a day or two later! Also check out Nerd Nite which is back on zoom! Next show is April 14th! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer

Nelson’s comedy political rival, Jason Keezer, is here to try to sell us tombstone flash drives. The Notes: Nelson wants to be a holocron so bad, you guys! Keezer hates socks! Dodge City is at the forefront of artistic innovation! Which Ones are the Werewolves, and Which Ones are the Vampires: a Guide to Romeo & Juliet! Nelson would be a good best man! Nana loved the Sirloin Stockade! Will longs for the days of salads eaten out of dog bowls and warm buns! We need Guy Fieri to validate us! Keezer murders Will, old west style! We forgot to talk about basketball! See Keezer perform with the Guild Theater every Friday on facebook live and then on youtube a day or two later! Also check out Nerd Nite which is back on zoom! Next show is April 14th! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty

We got another pod here, now one year without being able to do it face to face! And we can’t record in person either, HEY-YO!!!! Here’s the notes: Silver Spoons is the hollow allure of capitalism! Speaking of spoons! Great Harvest Bread story, get ready! Petition the city to avow it on a plaque! This city needs more plaques! Lawrence City Commissioner werewolf stories! Did you have your prom dinner at Applebee’s? Nelson don’t think his riblets don’t stink! So much good advertising to you! Beats per Ass! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship fro

Back again, a year or so into our Covid bullshit. Here’s the notes: Is Will in Mensa, or did we just get him kicked out? Will blames concussions for his inability to conceptualize other humans on their own terms! Spats Carter! Sports Corner! College Basketball has logged into the chat! Top 5 Laughs at Mensa! 32/16 is the established Didgeridoo speed! Get some air in there! Nelson didn’t know how right he was about Les Miles not being a good hire! Will’s mea culpa to his mother! Mike Anderson is too fancy to flee the country from the gulf coast, apparently! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at

We’re answering questions the you, the listeners, or at least the people who stumbled upon the facebook post, asked us. And you asked a bunch of questions so this episode is super-sized! The Notes: You need pyrotechnics! Lady-bagging is fine, too, according to Will! God is always number C! Get Endless Summer in the Constitution! This is a safe space to talk about explosions, but our love is tough! Jason Keezer is trying to murder us all with sharks! Will thinks Jay Maus weighs 184 pounds! Captain Chairs in the Back! Check out your gold and open your heart! Your family will haunt you long after they abandon you in death! Butt-Action Nelson! Vote for us for Best Podcast in Best of Lawrence: https://api.secondstreetapp.com/m_c_t/30126778/89590851 Today’s the last day to vote! Get it in by midnight central or gtfo! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android

It’s a nice cool down after the nitro-fueled thrill ride of the live show, as Will and Nelson talk about content they’ve been consuming. The Notes: This Bakery Doesn’t Care if You’re Covered in Dog Blood! We Still Hate the Stand! We Also Hate Clarice Now! We Do Like: A Care A Lot, Mr. Mayor, and Resident Alien! Also, we in a preview of next week’s Q&A episode, we settle an eternal debate! Jesus the White! Vote for us for Best Podcast in Best of Lawrence: https://api.secondstreetapp.com/m_c_t/30126778/89590851 Voting ends 11:59pm central on 2/28/2021! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at P