Double Deuce Podcast

Were’ back! And so is Karate Sampson! And Nick Colby! And our bandleader Matt Gaus! And it’s a lively one! Corners? Corners! With the Intensity of a Preacher or a Crime Dog! McGruff was Methodist! Act Like Children Getting Abducted! Sports Corner! Lenny Two Hands! Tecmo Bowl, Motherfucker! Point/Counterpoint! Warhammers vs Dicks! Bountygate 2, This Time Brought to You by Gaus! Hot ENT/ KY Corner! Dr. Bones! Lubricate Them Nostrils! He’s a Nose Guy, Not a Fighter! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is som

Will was in a show and his Chiefs are playing in the AFC Championship so we couldn’t record a new episode! But, we still have a new episode! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second episodes plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (34 whole minutes!) cause we’re bad at clocks and math and love the sound of our own voices! There’s variable levels of sound quality, though, so, gonna have to ding us on that one, too. Also, there’s some pretty drunk post-football Sunday Nelson in a few of these. Sorry about our sins having no end! Anyway, enjoy! Contents: Jumbly (8/4/19) Burger King, That’s Crazy (w/ a stealth Jeremy Auman!) (8/18/19) 10 Beers into Recording, or Alley Napping (w/ Jeremy Auman!) (8/18/19) Fuck Elves, or Thranduil Did 9/11 (9/8/19) Live 200th Episode Post Game Show, or Accordion to Jim (w/ Jay Maus, Jason Keezer, Andrea Repinsky & Allison Puderbaugh!) (9/13/19) Prayer of the Rollerboys, or Get a Boat! (10/13/19) Will’s Weenies Catastrophe! Accidental Mini

ALL CAPS TITLE! Yeah, we bust hard out with Marketing Corner aka Whatever You’re Doing, Kick Down the Door! 4 out of 6 Success Secrets for Legal Reasons! 1) Go Hard, 2) Go Harder, 3) Go Scary Hard, 4) Hat Dog Hat, and here’s a taste of 5) 50’s Cowboy! Sports Corner, Kansas City Chiefs Edition! Will’s Sports Analysis is Largely Innuendo! Sunderland’s Failings Can Be Put Squarely on the Tories! My Kid is an Asshole! Starter Butterfly Knife! You Make Me Feel Like I Have to Poop! Video Games, as Promised! Keepin an Eye Without Keepin an Eye! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like

New Episode? New Episode! Corners? Corners!: We Got Plans! #HereAreMyPlansDeuce #TakeaDrink #INeedaLittleMoreTime! I Refuse to Run Naked Stuff Through a Machine! We are Not the Law, Yet! Luchador Law! You Gotta Jorts These Supreme Courts! Wills Attempts to Calm Pocket Stress May Destroy Time! Bloodless Democratic Coup! Bumpy Times! Pour One Out for the Aunts! Will Goes on an Emotional Journey! It gets a little heavy at the end but sometimes it’s good to do that! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is a fr

Andy Morton is back on the scene and he wants to take you on an Andyland Tour! Corners: Hard Work is for Chumps! English Superfan Stefan Checks In! Vague Talk About a Video We Once Made Without Context! South Lawrence Adventure Tour! Border Bandito Faces Justice! Emotional PuttPutt Rollercoaster! Then Andy dips out to avoid spoilers and you should too if you haven’t seen Rise of Skywalker or Mandalorian yet because we’re doing our yearly New Star Wars Movie Came Out Corner and there are STAR WARS SPOILERS once Andy leaves. Star Wars Corners: We Like All of It but Also Here’s a Few Notes! We Want to Give You All the Things! Making a Weird Kiss Weirder! It’s an Andy Morton episode AND a Star Wars episode with so much content it’s a bonus-sized 30 minutes! Happy New Year! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.

Jay Maus is back! Corners: Always In, Never Out! You’re Soaking in It! Isolation and Japanese Comedy! There’s a Lot of Spanking Involved! Delightful English Accents, a Cure for Depression?! UKsplaining vs Amerisplaining! Post-Apocalyptic Walmart Trilogy! Will Sings the Hits of the Aughts! We’re Havin’ a Vampire Weekend! Weird Al’s Use of the N-Word! #GnarlsBarkleysCrazy! #ThatWasTheBit! Dick Fish vs Faceless Fish, Who Would Win?! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is a frequent guest and go buy some comi

Jay  Maus is here! Corners: Jeremy Auman Almost Burns His House Down! Buying Weed from High School Kids! 80’s Movie Living in the Late 90’s! Foreign Affairs aka Sorry That Happened, England! Point/Counterpoint! Verdile Fields! #Bad Australian! Bear Donkey! Oh Brothers! We’re Pro Tang Here! Nelson’s Undead Grandma! The Timer Gets the Assist! Come see Finland’s #1 comedian Ismo this Tuesday at the Jazz House at 8pm! You’ll also get to see Brock Wilbur and Shitty Deal Puppet Theatre! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast w

We’re back and belatedly celebrating our four year podiversary! We’re also looking for sponsorship but only if your merchandise isn’t hot because we’re bad capitalists! Will says capitalism? He’s agin’ it! Nelson posits the Twilight Zone Room system of making people better though the casualty rate is problematic, as is the frightening implications of who determines a Twilight Zone Room’s morality. Who Twilight Zone Rooms the Twilight Zone Room?, as it were. Then we answer a couple listener questions, determining that we need a kabobinator to fight a shark and that this dog is Rutherford now. But what horrors exist within Rutherford’s Twilight Zone Room? The mind reels! It’s a weird one, people! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the D

We’re back on our bullshit, recording in the here and now even if our energy is flagged at the end of a four day weekend. So, after a little city commission talk in He’s Gonna Party with the Angels Now Corner, we talk about the things we’ve been watching. Corners! Henry V doesn’t hold up so great! Black Cauldron holds up pretty well! The Horned King is the scariest Disney villain ever and deserves our fear and respect! All Captain Hook wanted to do was kill one boy! Will posits that Ursula wanted a man pile but Nelson isn’t positive! #WhatDoesUrsulaWant? Post-apocalyptic Kung Fu! Some Guys in Albuquerque Look Them Up! Mandalorian aka Space Lone Wolf and Cub is dope and we probably spoil some things about it if you haven’t seen it yet so be warned! If you want to rule this year you’ve got to have a fur-lined cloak! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Andr

Yeah, it’s that thing again! Some stuff went backdog on the upcrank of our hangdown and we couldn’t record a new episode! (Will was sick aka he was embarrassed to appear after taking a massive 10-0-0 beatdown from Nelson in fantasy basketball this week) But, we still have a new episode! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second episodes plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (35 whole minutes!) cause we’re bad at clocks, and math, and we love the sound of our own voices! Not well enough to be good at sound, though, there’s some parts where the sound isn’t so good amidst all of this. But so much that we don’t have a single guest in this mix. All Will & Nelson, no waiting! Anyway, here’s them contents: No New Datsuns (5/18/19) Cannonball, or Nick Colby Future Baby (5/31/19) Summer’s Starting, Shit Your Pants (5/31/19) Pickle Hater vs Mean Pickle, Who Will Win? (6/23/19) Play Sir Mix-a-Lot on Star Trek, You Cowards! (6/23/19) Jason Keezer Book, or Invisible Touch (7/7/19)

Yeah we’re dropping a day early. Don’t make a big thing out of it. Make a big thing out of Auman being back! Notes: Weed Iced Tea with Extra Lemon! Ordering Off Menu for Drugs! Picture Machines! Waffle House is a Family Place Where Things Still Get a Little Nuts! Waffle House Barn Raising! Check Out Auman on Youtube! Video Game Immersion! Ok Gandalf! Hobbits Spending All Their Gold on Avocado Toast and Pipe Weed! #ExtraLemon Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is a frequent guest and go buy some comics at

Jeremy Auman is back on the pod and we are talking sports! *AIR HORN SOUNDS* Here’s some notes! Don’t Touch It, They’ll Know! The Nationals Won the World Series! Mahomes Hair Hat! Auman’s Dad! You vs U! Santa Had a Dusty Complexion! Royals Contract Talk! Fathers and Sons! Oliver Drops By to Talk  Hangovers! Mario Brothers History! Ollie Sings a Song but We Have a Technical Difficulties and Miss It so He Gets His Revenge by Closing the Garage Door! Murder Kit vs Turnin’ the Tables Kit! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podca

We recorded this a couple weeks ago and now we’re so lost in time we’re no longer us, we’re the we’s of tomorrow lost in the Interstellar Future Past we think maybe. Notes! Halloween in Bars! I Never Saw Interstellar but Here’s How This Situation is Like Interstellar! Writing Class in a Bar! Bar Fight in a Writing Class! There’s Voting in a Couple Days Go Vote! Vote for Courtney Shipley if You’re in LFK! Will’s Top 5 Happy Places! Will Needs Somebody with a Keen Sense of Smell! Meditation and Writing Project Brainstorming! We are Physically Incapable of Ending This Podcast! #EdgelordSorcery Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by

We’re recording this a week in the future past, so, we don’t know where we are or what’s happening. Notes! Oh No the World has Been Deprived of Will’s Rapping! #VirginiaPoliteness! We’re in the Damn Future Past of the Damn Past Future! Sports Corner: Go Nationals (we hope you’ve been winning the World Series wherever you are in the timestream)! Expiration Corner! My Worst Moldy Cheese Time! That’s How I Want to Die! I Ain’t Got a Lotta Can Learnin’! Rural England Loves that Moonshine Liquor! There’s Never Too Much Paul Rudd! All You Need is Rudd (Rudd is All You Need)! Check out Living with Yourself on the Netflix, It’s Amazing! Happy Halloween! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro &

Still no guest, still coherent levels of intoxication! Notes! The Magic is Gone, Apparently! An Invisible Touch Has Consequences! Genesis Explorations! Double-Lovin’! Famous Demolitionists and Bridge Aficionados, the Germans! Will Tells a Joke! Scope Precision Increases Over Time! Lawrence Restaurants and Strange References! Fools and Madmen! Double Down on a Humblebrag! Booze Pinata! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is a frequent guest and go buy some comics at Chops Comics in Lawrence, Kansas!

No guest this week, but Nelson is significantly less drunk! Here’s the notes: The Possibility of Bus Talk! Hitler Cream! Mom and Pop Brand Hitler Spray! Secret Herbs! Nelson Would Have Sex with Luke Cage! #YeahIdFuckHim! Will Thinks Everyone in LA is Sexypants! Will Sings the Corndog Song! Not Enough Bandleaders These Days! Sports Corner: Congrats Mystics, Go Nationals, and Will & Nelson are in a Fantasy Basketball League! #DraftWillieDraft! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is a frequent guest and

Nelson is even drunker than last time and Kara is back again, so here’s some bad, drunk notes: We will taco! 3rd Taco Retraction! Eat Tacos with a Clear Soul! Lecompton Something Something! Fuck Missouri! Honk 4 Hemp Law Posse! #PosseGoals! Nelson Might be a Werewolf! Werewolf Situations! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is a frequent guest and go buy some comics at Chops Comics in Lawrence, Kansas!

Guys, I’ll be honest. Nelson’s drunk again, but this time he brought special guest Kara Hess! Here’s the bad Nelson’s drunk notes: I Like to Save Lives! Basements, Yea or Nay? 11 Out of 10 Romcom Stupid! Where are the Tacos? Me Motivational Speak! Square in the Middle of Depression! I don’t remember any of this, but I’m sure it’s great! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is a frequent guest and go buy some comics at Chops Comics in Lawrence, Kansas!

Hey, remember a couple weeks ago when it was the first football Sunday of the year and Nelson was really drunk and messed up the sound and struggled to write notes? Well, this is the second one we recorded that night! Here’s the even worse notes! #NoPantsEdParker! Ollie is in the 99th Percentile of Swearing! The Kids are Abs Crazy! Will’s Facial Hair and Hat Combination! Tubular Meat Foods are the Best Foods! Like a Goddamn Marx Brother! Nelson’s Space Captain! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is a fre

It’s a supersized anniversary episode recorded live at Conroy’s Pub in LFK on 9/13/19 with the vital assistance of Lauren the Bartender! Featuring back-up bandleader Jay Maus, and special guests: Ed Parker, Jason Springer of Chops Comics, Jason Keezer, Rob Schulte, Courtney Shipley, Amber Brejcha Fraley, Jeanne Averill, Felix Rodriguez, Jacqueline Grunau, Andy Morton, and Ric Averill! The notes: My Heart is Warm, but is it Too Warm!? Pleasure Hatchet! Mice that Sing! Controversial Salad! Sexy Superman! Keezer Does Bears! Schulte’s Conspiracy Corner! Bob Saget, Buy My Jeans! Vote for Courtney! Stuart Boley is a David Lynch Villain! Pants-Based Civil Engagement! Swear-y Poems! We’re Real Newsmen Now! Will’s One Man Statler and Waldorf! Jay is Paul Shaffer-ing! Will’s More Successful Cousin! Happy Birthday, Will’s Aunt! They’re Binary Pants! #LeotardStrong! Rock vs Rocks II: Love on the Rocks Ain’t No Surprise: Barenaked Ladies vs Limestone! Fossiliferous! Axe Throwing! Uncensored Duck Talk! WARM HEARTS, DOUBLE