Double Deuce Podcast

We recorded a live show last week with friends and now it’s here for all your mood-setting needs! We’re the discerning individual’s slow jam, and it’s a super-sized 70 minutes to accommodate all manner of stamina! The world’s best guests and the last of the Will’s Drunk Puppet Drops! It’s a high-octane thrill ride from start to finish! Here are the notes: Nelson doesn’t have a cup and he’s tired, yet Nelson is a salve! The walking app just doesn’t know when to quit! Ed Parker with the Applebee’s assist! Will’s Top 3 Secrets! Will’s carbonite-freezing fantasy is also about spiritual connection, it’s not entirely a sex thing! Will justifies the nudity! Paul Rosen and Amy Breeden Jackson! Modern teaching in plague times! Will asks the hard-hitting questions! Amber Fraley! Her novel, the Bug Diary, is gonna be dropping soon! The ghost sex is for the sequel! Karate Sampson is here to talk science and ghosts! We all know Rick Moranis would be the hottest Ghostbuster, but he’s not really an official ghostbuster, so

It’s gameday and so you need the hard-hitting, statistical contextualizing, tape grinding sports analysis you’ve come to expect from the Deuce! Will is cheering for his Chiefs! Nelson is hoping for a good game with no party to attend and little to no skin in the game! It was a goddamn soft pretzel with extra salt of time travel nonsense as we recorded on Friday which was the day before a live show that we recorded yesterday which will be released next Sunday! Here’re the notes! Sponsors! The Penultimate Will’s Drunk Puppet Corner! The right to be memed is enshrined in the promise that is America! The Auman Meme Repository will be our Presidential Library! Fine, Nelson will start a third church! When there was one set of footprints, that’s when you were riding in Nelson’s beard! Speaking about riding, let’s talk about riding out the darkness! Acknowledge your pain and use it as a tool to improve your empathy! Sports! Live show next week that’s already recorded so I hope you were there! Contact Us! Follow Us! L

Well, sorry, we couldn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 6! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (36 big dog minutes! Bark Bark Bark!) cause our hubris knows no bounds! There’s probably variable levels of sound quality, too, so, sorry about our sins having no end! We’ve got guests, though! Courtney Shipley and Jeremy Auman! Here’s the Contents: Nelson’s Ghost Car or No Mere Mortal Can Resist the Beat of the Rhythm of the Night (7/13/20) Courtney Tells a Loren’s Dad Story (w/ Courtney Shipley!) (8/9/20) Will Reads a Poem, but DO YOU??? (12/27/20) Will This Be a Good Movie or Of Course This Will Be a Good Movie! (12/27/20) com, or No One has Ever Been Hurt in an English Field, or Why No Beardologist? (1/3/21) Conquest, or Why Does L

Auman’s back and so are you! Notes: Auman Does Grover! Speaking of Trains! Space Trains! The Best Eyebrows in TV! Science in Science Fiction! Poor man’s Mickey Rourke! WandaVision! Will wants to do the “Full Lawrence Kansas” with Stefan! Time Paradox AIDS! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch the live online 275th episode on Saturday February 6th! Makes a great Valentine’s Day present for that special someone! Event details coming soon! Mark those calendars now! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Sunflower Publishing (sunflowerpub.com), Courtney Shipley, the foul cur App

100% Jeremy Auman! Notes: Will invited the Endowment Vampire into house! Will fights vampires with yelling! Time Traveling Murder Robots! LET DANNY DEVITO PLAY THE TERMINATOR YOU COWARDS! Will is obsessed with Dark Science! Go to the Latchkey Deli! Sports Corner! Parade Across America! Is Julia Louis-Dreyfus the next Betty White? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch the live online 275th episode on Saturday February 6th! Makes a great Valentine’s Day present for that special someone! Event details coming soon! Mark those calendars now! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from

Nelson was watching the Washington Football Team play-in game and took bad notes! Sorry! Here’s what he got! Notes: I don’t want to talk to people! Fight for your right to party while being mindful of consent! Will makes a new Dillons shopping friend! Grocery basket judgment vs grocery basket fantasies! Video games! Animal-You is also struggling! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch the live online 275th episode on Saturday February 6th! Makes a great Valentine’s Day present for that special someone! Event details coming soon! Mark those calendars now! Brought to you in part by

We are not qualified! Notes: Should we release a lost episode? Maybe! MAKE OUR PODCAST INTO A VIDEO GAME YOU COWARDS! Will refuses to relinquish his long dead astronaut dreams! Hoping to be your wife’s astronaut +1! #DDSpaceMess! Do they have long tubes? Aaron Sorkin Space Walk & Talk! We couldn’t stop an asteroid, and even if we were could, there are still better choices! Middle-aged Satanist! Wonder Woman 1984! Get consent for your ghost three-ways! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch the live online 275th episode on Saturday February 6th! Makes a great Valentine’s Day pr

We’re back, here in the holiday taint between Hannukah and Christmas and the New Year. We just had a delightful live show and another one is on the way on February 6th, so mark your calendars! Notes! Thank You Sponsors! Christmas Recap! Double Deuce Hot or Not? Will is Impeachably Hot! Will Loves the Shiniest Trunks! Ollie is a Christmas Thief! Pound for Pound, We Have the Hottest Podcast Audience in the Biz! Will’s Mom Needs a Glass of Wine! We Watched The Stand! Will’s Back on His Skyrim Bullshit Again! Nelson Saved Christmas! Back next week for a new year of Deuce! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his

Hopefully you took some time off for the holidays or you got laid off like Nelson, cause grab a badass skull mug full of Chex Mix and get nice and comfy for this live show which threatens a feat we’d only believed to be legend: the Quad Deuce! That’s right, 85-pulse pounding minutes of opening presents and asking people how they’re doing and generally not talking about the holidays! It’s the official audio office holiday party for all of us pandemic unemployed, with special guests Courtney Shipley, Jason Keezer, Andrea Repinksy, Karate Sampson, Nick Colby, Ed Parker, Jacqueline Grunau, Molly Scanlon, Amber Fraley, Jeremy Auman, and Jay Maus! Notes: Lock Up Your Bones! Will’s Goin’ for Some Huggins! Applebees: No Side-to-Sides! Mandalorian is Awesome! Mandalorian Operation Isn’t! Resting Jedi Face! December Yeast! One-Woman Show Cinematic Universe! One-Woman Shows with Incomprehensible Timelines! Kids Love the Threat of Their Own Mortality! Sports Teams vs Rock Bands! Applebees: 1/3 of Our Tables are Coffins!

Live Show This Saturday! As for this episode, NOTES: Nelson Takes the Fun Out of Christmas and Gambling! Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas is Will’s Vietnam & the Runaway Bride Trailer is Nelson’s Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas! She’s Coming on, Boys, She’s Coming on Strong! #WatchuTalkinAboutNelson vs #IKnowWhatNelsonsTalkinAbout! Writing Tips and Tricks Post-Nanowrimo! Video Games! Nelson is a Shark! Help Him or Kill Him, That’s Always the Way! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch us live online for a holiday-themed episode 267 on Saturday, December 19th at 8pm! To RSVP, learn the de

We’ve got the live show in 2 weeks and the information on the gift exchange is in this episode. Notes: Applebee’s: We Can Go Somewhere Nice Next Time, Let’s Just Do Something Easy! Nelson Still Hates Siri, but Google Assistant is a Double-Edged Sword! Gender Politics and Crocodile Dundee! Sports Corner: Chiefs vs Broncos & Will vs Nelson! What We’re Watching! Condiment Races! Live Show This Saturday! As for this episode, NOTES: Nelson Takes the Fun Out of Christmas and Gambling! Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas is Will’s Vietnam & the Runaway Bride Trailer is Nelson’s Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas! She’s Coming on, Boys, She’s Coming on Strong! #WatchuTalkinAboutNelson vs #IKnowWhatNelsonsTalkinAbout! Writing Tips and Tricks Post-Nanowrimo! Video Games! Nelson is a Shark! Help Him or Kill Him, That’s Always the Way! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, And

Auman is back to help hype the live show! #DDGift! Notes: Auman’s Bad Boy Recipe Segment! Will Needs Something Appropriate for a REAL Bad Boy! Bad Boy Cakes! Bad Boys: Do They Have Soggy Bottoms? The Eternal Debate Rages On! Will’s Nanowrimo Update and a Brief Writing Chat! 3-Legged Tables! Bad Boy Coloring Books! Will’s Very Russian Recommendation! Auman’s Star Wars Minute! The Ladies Love Head Ears! All that and the Drunk Will Puppet Drop brought to you by Sunflower Publishing! Watch us live online for a holiday-themed episode 267 on Saturday, December 19th at 8pm! To RSVP, learn the details of the gift exchange, and get the link, check out the facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/423379572006673/ Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, yo

Auman is here and he jumps right in helping out with the Applebee’s ad! Here’s the notes: Will Hates a Big Fluffy Hat! Will is a Flapjacker! Auman Goes Off on Line Cooking! #FriedShrimpChallenge Nelson’s Holiday Book Recommendation! Get It and Other Books at The Raven! Double Dare But They’re High with Nelson & Snoop Dogg! Sad Thanksgivings! Get You Some Maceli’s and Ladybird Pies to Make It Better! Auman Ruins Christmas! Auman Pitches The ReenActors! Nelson Pitches Florida Men! We’re All a Bunch of Bad Boys! And the Sunflower Publishing Drunk Will Puppet Drop! Watch us live online for a holiday-themed episode 267 on Saturday, December 19th at 8pm! To RSVP, learn the details of the gift exchange, and get the link, check out the facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/423379572006673/ Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitch

No guest but we do hit the ground running with ads from Sunflower Publishing and a surprisingly defensive Applebee’s. Also, we’re doing a live holiday show on zoom on Saturday, December 19th at 8pm! We’re working logistics to also do a gift exchange for it so stay tuned for details & check out the facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/423379572006673/ Notes: Will Has Invisalign! Will Has a Cracked Tooth! Will Has a Hot Point! Will is Maybe Coming On to His Orthodontist! Hot Dog Tongue! Auman Sent Photographic Evidence to Excuse His Truancy! Will is a Nighttime Grinder! All the Moms Call Him the Midnight Grinder! Not Gonna Let ‘Em Catch the Midnight Grinder! The Theme of the Episode is Human Blankets! All that and another Drunk Will Puppet Drop brought to you by Sunflower Publishing! sunflowerpub.com Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Andro

We recorded this post-election episode a week ago, so it’s good to see that podcasts still exist now! Happy that things can get a little better even if there’s so many things to fix. Speaking of things to fix,  Nick Spacek is back! The Notes! Speaking of Time Machine Uses! Terminators That Are Better Than Nothing! The Stand of the 80’s, the Stand of the 90’s, and the Stand of the 2020’s. More Will Drunk Puppet Drops Brought to You by Sunflower Publishing and a Gnawing Predilection Towards Homicide Brought to You by Applebee’s! Check out Nick’s podcast about soundtracks, From & Inspired By, his work at the Pitch including their new Best of KC 2020 issue, and everywhere else Nick Spacek is available! (his insta has cat pics) Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they

As promised, we have Nick Spacek back on the Deuce and a brand-new sponsor that isn’t Applebee’s (but you aren’t off the hook yet, motherfucker!) The notes! Frivolous Countryside Grant! RIP Grant! Applebee’s Sponsorship Blackmail Corner! Applebee’s Seems Like a Handshake Deal Kind of Place! Almost Famous vs Absolutely Fabulous, Who Would Win!? Two-truck-Sized Check! The Will’s Drunk Puppet Drop Brought to You by New Sponsor, Sunflower Publishing! Good ‘ol Three-Truck-Sized Check Uncle Averill! We Love the Mandalorian! Check out Nick’s podcast about soundtracks, From & Inspired By, his work at the Pitch including their new Best of KC 2020 issue, and everywhere else Nick Spacek is available! (his insta has cat pics) Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podc

We’re on a Party Train that may be a Snowpiercer, we haven’t seen the movie. Please listen if you have seen it and let us know if we are! We really need to know before signing up for next year’s health insurance! Anyway, here’s the typically terrible second episode notes, but don’t worry, this episode has more drunk Will puppet clips! Notes: Applebee’s Ad of the Week! Will Hates a Show, No Wait, Two Shows! Nelson Also Doesn’t Like a Show, But It’s a Different Show! Some Other Stuff We Don’t Like, But Also Some Stuff We Do Like! Fargo & Lovecraft Country! Follow Up Drunk Puppet Story! Nick Spacek will be here next episode, with more drunk puppet drops! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer!

At least that’s what they may legally imply, but our lawyer has our backs, don’t worry. Notes: Nelson’s Got a Lot of Stuff Going On On His Phone! Sometimes Will Laughs at a Person Pooping Themselves, Sometimes Will Poops Himself! #DoubleDeucePoopedMyself! In Case This is Your First Listen, We Talk About Things Other Than Poop! Community Service to Get into Heaven! Applebee’s Ad of the Week! Law Corner aka Fuck Moving Corner! Will Has Released the Drunk Puppet Tapes! Rob Schulte Shoutout! Check out Rob Schulte’s podcasts, there’s a new season of Pumpkin Spice right now! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out hi

Cam DeVictor is back for our fireside chat! Here’s the notes: Nelson Has a Great NPR Voice! Will is Starting a Face Leaning Only Fans! Will Does Nothing if Not Break Taboos! How Are the Professional Huggers and Cuddlers Doing? Support the Hugger’s Union! CREATE THE CUDDLE BUBBLE, YOU COWARDS! Fight Choreography! Face Leaning Burlesque is the Height of Titillation! Will Ruined Alissa’s Husband’s Puppet Show! We Must Not Forget to Make Will Share His Drunk Puppet Show Line Reading! #ReleaseTheTapesWill Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Court

Cam DeVictor was in town from LA visiting family, but you could hardly tell from the zoom connection! Here’s the notes: Speaking of Thrush, Special Guest Cam DeVictor! Plane Travel During Pandemic Report! Will Doesn’t Like Being Trapped! Cam was an Extra on Judge Judy! Judge Judy vs Jury Duty, Who Would Win!? LA vs LFK, Who Would Win!? Names Are Demanded and Summarily Dropped! Everybody Knows Who Joey Buttafuoco Is! The Best Part Is the Problems You Take Home with You! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like y