Double Deuce Podcast

The Deuce of the Doubles! 5th/4th best podcast in LFK! Notes! Student Plague and a Sense of Sympathy for All Those Deans in All Those Movies! Maybe Sometimes You Do Ban Dancing? Leprechaun Mass Shooter! We Test the Limits of Cheap Trick’s Love for Us! Gonna Need to Tweet Our Lawyer on This One! F-15 Straight Inside You Baby! How Did We as Children Craft an R&B Groove so Bone-Hummingly Sexy That it’s an Undeniable Full Body Slow Jam? The Makers of Top Gun Owe This to Us! Nelson Issues an Open Apology to the Makers of Top Gun! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in p

Notes! Will Wants to Start a Sex Cult! Nelson is Surprised How Easily a Pyramid Scheme Can Be Derailed by a Sex Cult! Will says White Collar Crime is A-OK! We Hope All Our West Coast people are Staying Safe Amidst a Climate Disaster! Best of Lawrence Reveals Their Winners and Our Commensurate Value This Week! Our category is tomorrow at 10am and you can watch it happen here if you’re into that: https://facebook.com/events/s/best-of-lawrence-virtual-winne/553356952057045/ What is Our Worth!? Also a reminder about the Schitt’s Creek Trivia event to benefit the Willow this Friday at 7:30pm! Seasons 1-5, $50 a team (no limit to team size)! Hosted by Lawrence’s own Eugene Levy, Andy Morton! Here’s the link to that: https://www.facebook.com/events/316211256255452/?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22mechanism%22%3A%22search_results%22%2C%22surface%22%3A%22search%22%7D]%7D Canadian Easter Egg! Do Canadians Have Easter? And hey, friend of the show Rob Schulte’s horror movie good time Pumpkin Spice Podcas

We’re back and we’re answering your questions! Notes: Brought to You by Bota Box Wine and Plausible Deniability! Jason Keezer, a Real Mensch! Hamster with a Knife! Giant Lady Restaurant Problems! Fear Orgasms! Nelson is Going to Need More Research Time to Have a Worthwhile Clinical Discussion! Do We Have a White Collar Duplex Jail? We Come to the Defense of Seattle! That’s Not Why You Get Panic Attacks! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Go get some food, drinks, and have a good time at Conroy’s Pub

Back in the old school groove after our delightful live 250th, we still take a moment to talk about the bombshell episode 500 reveal! Then we also take a little time to do what we can to be allies and affirm again that black lives matter, that equality and democracy are vital, and that we need to do what we can to support these beliefs. Also, in a couple weeks friend of the show Andy Morton is going to be running an online Schitt’s Creek trivia game benefit for the Willow, so you need to do that. The rest of the notes: Ebeneezer Scroogin’ that Shit! Speaking of Gravy! We Have Not Forgotten our Obligations and Will Triumph in a Food Competition One Day! Best of Lawrence Reveal is Coming and We Will Soon Have a Quantifiable Value of Our Worth! I’m a Pretty Good Detective! We’re Going True Crime! Seth Bailey Has a Bird Disease! Here's the facebook event link for the Schitt's Creek Trivia Willow benefit: https://www.facebook.com/events/316211256255452/?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22mechanism%22

It’s a giant-sized anniversary zoom meeting spectacular with special guests Ed Parker, Allan Murin, Jason Keezer, Andrea Repinsky, Andy Morton, Chad Westhoff, Courtney Shipley, Molly Scanlon, and Amber Fraley! The sound isn’t amazing, but nothing’s amazing these days so don’t worry about it. Notes: Ed Parker’s Lovecraft Country, Breaking News from Connecticut! Jason Keezer, Lawrence’s Mulder! Ed Walks Through a Field! I’m Gonna Burn the Microphone in a Boat! Go Get You Some Keezograms! Will’s got a wet, old basement! Will’s Ass Doctor Corner! Will’s Midwestern Roguish Charm! Andy Morton’s Colon is On the Schedule! Behind the Police Tape: Still Open! Grandmother’s LaQuinta! Mashed Potato Accident! The Skull Stein of Groton, Connecticut! Amber’s Book The Bug Diary is Getting Published! Franz Kafka is Still Alive and Roaming the Countryside! Lightning Round Questions! Confirmation that We Are Marginally Better! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www

Courtney Shipley is back! But it’s the second episode of the night so these notes are bad! But do you know what’s not bad? Checking out our live on Zoom 250th episode at 8pm on Saturday night, August 22nd! Anyway, Notes: Will Almost Does a Fake News! Legally Commissioner Must Massage Commissioner! Except for All the Terrible Stuff, Things are Really Looking Up for Old Nelson! Comedy Political Transparency and Engagement, or Meet Me Down by the River! #DDBigTipsYoForWatchingThings! TV Recs! Gleeking! Nelson’s Friend Can Spit 35 Yards! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you

It’s Lawrence’s own Group of Three as newly elected Precinct Committeeperson Will Averill, recently re-elected Lawrence Comedy Mayor Chris Nelson, and Lawrence City Commissioner and Deuce superfan Courtney Shipley take a break from our deep state machinations to talk about the local election briefly but mostly as an excuse for valuable elder planning advice. Notes: Will won his election! Good Deed Advice! The Voice in My Head is a Prison Lawyer! Will’s is Coming Up with Nefarious Schemes! Courtney’s Husband’s Virtual Assistant is a Hoochie! Nelson’s Relationship with Siri is Verging on a Bukowski Poem! We’re Rising Stars! The City Commission is Tape Delayed In Case They Start Talking About Butts! Breaking News: Ghost Controversy! Courtney Buffs the Fence! Watch us do a live 250th episode on zoom Saturday night, August 22nd! FB event and pertinent info coming soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please su

Rob Schulte is zoomin’ in from New York to talk about his new project and we immediately get religious! Here’s some notes! We’re in a Soccer-Style Stoppage Time Situation! When is Your Breakdown Coming, Rob? Zoombombed by the Swedish Chef and Ed Parker, though They’re Unable to Unmute Themselves! CHECK OUT ROB’S NEW PODCAST with PETER MADRIGAL of VANDERPUMP RULES! MADRIGAL at the MOVIES with ROB & ROB, COMING SOON (maybe AUGUST 12th?)! AND ALSO WHILE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IT DONATE TO ROB’S PODCAST EMPIRE’s PATREON at PATREON.COM/PINKJEANS! Will is Really Getting Into Bard Core. They Have a Respect for Kurt Cobain Which Borders on Religious! Nelson recommends the reality show Killer Camp! Ed Parker’s Special Sauce! Will Thinks Mayonnaise is Like Family! Hope you enjoyed Massholes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, S

Nelson did a bad job of taking notes, so here’s the social media tag: Episode 246: Comedy Mudslinging is now available! Will is here to promote a new Massholes this Saturday night at 8pm on Zoom (fb event link) while Nelson is calling on the Comedy Justice Department to conduct an investigation into comedy voter suppression orchestrated by his comedy political rival, Comedy Mayor Jason Keezer! And here’s what few notes there were: The Value of Our Love vs the Value of Our Business! Gambler 101! Are We Actually Living in a Comedy Democracy!? Comedy Fascism is the Worst Kind of Fascism! Fix Yourself or Fuck Everybody Else! LFK Primary Voting Guide! Are you Meditating or Are You Masturbating? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce!

We’ve still got companions in this Dr Who time travel nonsense second episode in an evening! Hilary Morton & Loren Saunders zooming in from KC! Here’s some notes! Putting the Crew Back Together for One Last Dance Heist! Gonna Turn that Place Magenta with Our Moves! Nelson is Tangled in a Web of Will’s Lies! Establish a Need! 8 Uses for Toilet Paper! A Hazy View of the Sun! The Heat Makes Us Remember! Pool Tanning! Getting in Water that Isn’t Brown! This is For the New Generation! Sad Gen X Gloating! The Best Fireworks Nelson’s Ever Seen! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brough

We’ve got 2 friends from the Kansama City (Kansas City if you don’t know the local lingo), Hilary Morton and Loren Saunders zooming in with us today! Sorry if the sound isn’t great, we’re testing the limits! Here’re some notes! Sandstone 2! Will is Scared of Trains! Stockyard Secrets! Will Fancied Himself Something of a Breakdancer! Will Sits on a Breakdancing Throne of Lies! “I wasn’t in the cardboard game, I just had to go for my life!” Oh My God, Does Paul Know!? We Only Got to Phase 1 of Murder Clowns! Rockstar Burgers, Google It! A Quick Guide to Outdoor Places to Go in KC! Breakdance Delusions and a Possible Title Defense! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keez

We’re zoomin’ and Nelson is taking the wheel with a lamp for everybody out there looking to get down to business: The Down-to-Business Lamp! Here’s the notes: Big Bushy Chinatown! The Lamp and the Falcon Sell the Lamp! Hanna and Unsolved Mysteries! Will is Terrified at His Babysitter’s House Again! Play Disco Elysium! I’m Real Smart and Real Emotionally Unstable! Zen Zero Crab Rangoon You’re My Hero and I Would That We Might Marry in the Spring! Guests next week we believe! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners l

We’re back on the Zoom again! There may be video on our facebook! Go take a look! It’s Will’s birthday! Technically yesterday, when we recorded it, not today, when I’m posting it at 1 am. Happy birthday Will! Here’s the notes: Will Digs a Hole aka Will is Bad with Grenades! Will is good at relationships! Steve H Wants That d! Something that May Be Will’s Fault! Mysterious Black Jeeps! Maybe it was a Double Mix-Em-Ups Situation! Marco Polo is a Bridge Too Far! Nelson’s Not Gonna Look it Up! #DoubleDeuceIKnowTheAnswer! What’s Behind Us Corner! Will Likes a Front-Loader! Oliver Loves a Lunchables! Nelson is Somewhere in That Zone! Gravity the Movie is Like Will’s Life! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jas

We’re back and trying out recording on Zoom, which at the very least allows us to see each other! We’ll see how it works beyond that! Notes: Vintage Exhibitionist Titillation! Getting Old but Feeling Young! Will’s Becoming a Model! I’ll Hook You Up with My Zoom Picture Guy! Pissing Behind the Dumpsters in Rome! Disappointingly Few Scooter Chases! Punk Rock is Still Alive and it is Making Money! Guaranteed Wacky Misunderstandings! #AwkwardTimesWithNelsonDD! Uncomfortableness and Fear Open the Gates of Learning! Will is Thinking Positive and it Has Him in a Sticky Situation with a Water Nymph! Nelson Paints a Word Picture! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Hey nothing bad, we were just busy, and tired, and self caring, and we didn’t get to record a new episode! But, we still have a new episode! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second episodes plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (a whopping nearly double-sized episode of 38 whole minutes!) cause we’re bad at clocks and math and love the sound of our own voices! There’s variable levels of sound quality, too, so, sorry about our sins having no end! But there are guests! Jay Maus, Andy Morton, and Matt Gaus! These are from back around the holidays, before pandemic times! A time capsule back to a recent but drastically different world. Please enjoy these recordings of our naïve complacency! Contents: Assholes are a Spectrum (12/1/19) Knockin’ Off Them Shoes (12/1/19) Galaxy Quest Holds Up (w/ Jay Maus!) (12/15/19) Birdslaughter Van, or How Many Horses Asses Long? (w/ Jay Maus!) (12/15/19) Andy Morton’s Birthday (w/Andy Morton!)(12/29/19) Cats, or Fuck Digimon the Movie! (12/

To start out, Nelson gives a little protest support intro, because we recorded this after the last episode where we spent the first third on the protests and so didn’t think to talk about it again at the time. But Nelson remedies that by doing his rambly best to show support and talk briefly about the use of force policies at the #8CantWait project which you should check out at 8cantwait.org! Black Lives Matter. Side note: we realize the sound is not good of late. It has to do with the perils of online isolated recording and we’re working on it. We love you. Anyway, on to this episode! Double Deuce pays its debts as we deliver on the promise of mustard talk. Notes! Nelson’s Northern Lights! Mustardman Would Be Your Name, Mustardwright Would Be Your Game! Making Mustard is the Wild West! Will Challenges You to Make His Mustard Better Than Him! #DDMustardTime! We’re Choosy About Our Pics! Mustard Pics Only, Please! Your Metaphorical Hands! United Mustardeers 497! Not As Thick as Caramel, Thicker Than Mustard! M

So, normally we try to keep things lighter around here, to be an escape from the ever increasing troubles in the world, and leave those for the podcasts with more knowledge and time to discuss. But, with the recent protests we feel the need to start this podcast out with some real talk, to do our best to fumble through offering our support to those suffering in the search for equality. We ask that those of you listening try your best to be an ally, try your best to listen with empathy to those asking just to be able to live the same way as you, that you give if you can to organizations like Black Visions Collective and Reclaim the Block. Stay safe out there everybody. We’re with you. Black Lives Matter. As for the usual nonsense, we do get into a little bit of that still. Much of it stemming from Will becoming Committee Chairperson for Precinct 4! Notes: Vote for Michelle De Le Isla! Precinct Committeeman or Warlord? The Destroyinator! The Satire of the Common Man! Boog Highberger is a Hero! I’ve Got Two Feet

It’s the second episode in a day so we’re going straight into the bad notes! Too Many Deuces! Dealer’s Choice! Will Caused the Pandemic! Grouchy Old Man Corner aka Safety Police Corner! Will’s Fickleness is Due to His Many Concussions! Seize the Day, Because the Concussions are Coming! Going to a Dark Disease Place for a Minute! Gravity Has No Effect on the Cream! What We Do in the Shadows! The Jack Nicholson of Bombastic Middleclass Britishness! Intolerant Cook’s Society! #DDHowManyStamps4Space! Pay Us Our Moon Gold, Space Doctors! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you

Back together again and showcasing our incredible gift for salesmanship! Notes: Will Makes it Weird! Film Festival Recap! (go watch those films if you haven’t yet! willaverill.com/shorts-festival!) Deuce Representation! Intern Emeritus! Second Episode Vibes! Less Sanitary Than a Space Doctor Would Recommend! Ol’ Oliver Fox is a Real Option B Man! Being Naked at Work is a Problem at Most Works! Cuteness Release Valve! Presidential Bucket Filling! Abraham Lincoln Would Politely Inquire About Filling Your Bucket! #Presidential Buckets! #DDBucketStory! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans!

It’s our first multiple episode recording day in over 2 months and we’re getting closer to that classic pre-pandemic Deuce! Notes! Human Growth! Toy Commercials are an Industry Now Which is Weird but I Understand It! Make Your Imagination Work with This Rock aka Why Not a Stick, Modern Kids! The Original LinkedIn was Getting High! The Empty Playhouse Metaphor of Postwar Literature! Will’s Childhood was Solitary and Full of Noise! Fascism vs Disease! Check Out the David Simon HBO miniseries adaptation of Philip Roth’s The Plot Against America and the Companion Podcast, You Cowards! What is Will Watching! You Can’t Take a Closer Look Anymore! Sad Shopping Corner! Leeway Franks: You Won’t Be Sad, but You Gotta Buy Something! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got