Double Deuce Podcast

Sunday night post-nap zoom, shout out to the Moms! The Notes: Live show coming, tiny schedule shift, Saturday June 7th at the Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Why does your underage protagonist have to flash ween at an underage ghost to move your plot forward!? The moaning is the problem! The animal nudity spectrum! Wearing Megadeth jams at the Hoe-down! I don’t got a horse license! Doc Brown missed out on a fortune! Welcome to Hill Valley, Home of the Miraculous Horse-Wash! Question one, why is the pickle stinky!? Ears perking and soft whispers is step one in the ad game! Being able to talk for 20 minutes and turn around in unison, that’s the important stuff of podcasting! An endeavor built to fail! Simon and Garfunkel’s Wheel of Time! We totally pranked you guys! See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Saturday, June 7th, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, KS! Preshow drinks at 7:30, show at 8, post-show drinks to follow! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod

Sunday afternoon Zoomies! The Notes: Live Show coming! Nelson is really good at putting things in people’s mouths! Even this expert is stumped! Chyron talk! Charon, terrifying 3-headed guardian of the underworld [editor’s note: yes, we accidentally confused Charon and Cerberus, oops]! Karen, terrifying 3-headed guardian of the suburbs! You only see one head, but you can hear all three! Nelson’s 2 Cardinal Rules for Putting Things in People’s Mouths! The ‘ol putting stuff in people’s mouths game! Speaking of putting things in people’s mouths! The Bayeux Tapestry, and the dicks contained within! Will’s English History Corner, with special assist by Courtney Shipley! The parsing of these dicks! Is this a Flemish dick!? A brief Ollie drop-in! Andor talk! The Third Cardinal Rule is patience! See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Friday June 6th, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, KS! Preshow drinks at 7:30, show at 8, post-show drinks to follow! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email

Second live recording in a row, the one after the 4/20 episode, and Nelson was really stoned and took super bad notes. So, honestly, here’s all we got. The Notes: Crackin’ a fresh one! Cobbler Talk! Robots rights are workers rights! Instead of helping you play NES, he helps you do lines! Myrtle Beach, baby! That’s all, baby! I wanted to try to listen and get you more, but I had some computer trouble that delayed my editing and cut short my time. I barely got the patreon posts in this weekend. Still, those notes ain’t too bad. Also, here’s the info for the next Live Show! See us live! Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, on Friday June 6th, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, KS! Preshow drinks at 7:30, show at 8, post-show drinks to follow! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/s

We’re recording in person and celebrating the holidays! The Notes: The familial connections to the Deuce! We’re the official podcast of the Bill & Ted Utopia! Live Show coming up! [Editor’s Note: we have since recording learned the Live Episode 500 recording will be on Friday night, June 6th, at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK!] A trivia question for the listeners that will grant a prize at the Live 500! Buy Jason Keezer’s Keezograms collection for $5 via the insta or at Wonder Fair! It’s Easter & 4/20, peace be with you! Childhood Easter and 4/20 remembrances! Finding them eggs! Keezer is too recognizable to do crimes! True Easter Facts! Italians and why we’ve forgiven them! Cadbury vengeance! Fill the eggs with blood! If the cops come, just tell ‘em I’m Santa! Polar tear drops! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod A

Sunday evening zoomies! The Notes: Will says we’re “jiggling the nuts of 500!” Live Show coming, show date ASAP (later May, but not Memorial weekend, or early June)! Whispers of the post-525! Will’s new job! Will’s keeping a tight pattern on his target, life-wise! Will & Ollie saw the Minecraft movie! Ollie’s Minecraft movie review! Having fun without making a low-wage worker suffer! Victor Continental Lincoln 2 video remembrances! Nelson’s approach to playing Lincoln was identical to Daniel Day Lewis! Lincoln smoked Reds! Out of date smoking advice for the kids! We got a new fan: shoutout Nate Copt! The Keeze Tier! Will’s musical influences! We need to get Will into a rap battle! Some sons don’t respect their dad’s rap dreams! You’re lucky you can’t see this! Oh the humanities! We don’t need a ninth Hindenburg! At the top of our games! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/Do

It’s way early in the morning and we’re zooming this thing. The Notes: Jock Jams for your Aunt Pams! Are we ready for this!? That’s why it’s a good song! Remember college!? English majors have to go to English classes! The two oldest professors in the English Department! Nelson vs Hans Moleman! Full disclosure: Nelson is real high right now! Will’s Adventures in Sociology! Will’s adventures in getting high! Here’s how to help deal with anxiety when you’re high, kids! These tips also work when you’re not high, kids, that is to say, IRL! Nelson makes a correction! Cross-stitch! Covid thoughts! Will believes cross-stitch is of the devil! Nelson’s Nana! It was a different time! Live Show soon! Late May (not Memorial Day weekend), maybe early June! We should have the dates for you next episode! You all ready for this: the rest of your life!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/Double

The Notes: It won’t be a great tribulation, more of a mid tribulation! The ol’ Mid Trib! Will gets into the toasted sub discourse! The timing is suspect! There are rules and regulations to the toasting! Like many things these days, it’s a complicated issue with many shades of grey, this sandwich toasting! Do not go breaded into that good night! Will got got by the hot tuna! How to torture a British person fast casually! Chipotle is the 3rd war between England and the US! Nelson was undone by the double salsa! Pasties vs pasties! White Lotus problems! The clarion call of the dying petit bourgeoisie! Nelson is a fancy tuna boy, not a tuna boy of the people! They’re still in him to this day! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify,

Sunday evening second episode in person recording with special guests Courtney Shipley and Ollie! Oh my! The Notes: We’ve traveled through time to do it with you! Ollie is Spicy Beef Gaus’s new intern! Cockfighting and basement stripping, not on our watch! Cleansing basements, legally and spiritually! Basketball Corner! Nelson has struck a balance between love and practicality! What famous general could win a chip with KU, with this team, this year!? Mellification, the human cadaver confection! What Nelson was preserved in honey!? The Honey Surprise! Nelson and Courtney argue about their Mellification Rushmores! Warwick Davis! The Little Women of Kensington Fried Chicken! Ollie’s making it pop! Lawrence ambassador! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn,

Sunday evening in person recording with special guests Courtney Shipley and Ollie! The Notes: Panicked calculator boobs! Inside baseball podcast accusations! Our moms! Nelson is trapped by a rogue Mom Corner! This is a Mom Podcast now! 1989 Cold War kids! The Force is at work in this basement! Hollywood’s Paul Crash! John Crash was Paul Crash’s dad! Severance is amazing! Gooooooooons! Spoons McGee, War Chief of Babies! Metaphysical puppet drama! We need an adult! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podca

Saturday evening zoom sesh! The Notes: 5 Things you want from your juice! We only meet 50% of your juice needs! Nelson can market the shit out of some juice! Hit us up, Big Juice! Get ready, we’ll be announcing our big 500th episode live show SOON! We can’t help you with time! Will knows a lot about time! Radioactive time! Will accuses Nelson of having flies in his eyes! We get middle-aged white guy for  minute and talk about World War 2! [editor’s note: at this point, Will’s internet gets a little shady and interrupts the recording a couple times. I think we handled it, but if things get a little weird that’s why] What Are We Watching Corner! Will saw Mickey 17! Nelson saw Sonic the Hedgehog 3! We both saw Zero Day and American Primeval! Once again, we do this for the kids! Better get out of here before the internet does it for us! Time Turkey outro! Will is the time turkey (gobble g’joob)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doub

The Notes: Early morning zoom means Will and Nelson are 2 ships passing in the morning-night! It’s all marriages, man! Marriage Gravy! Will is basement pooping, don’t let him change the subject! Colonoscopy interview! Will’s dual colonoscopy euthanasia machine! Will would have us choose between forced euthanasia and a shocking rise in colon cancer! Will’s Choice is a Double-Reverse Sophie’s Choice! Will’s son Ollie is eating a working man’s breakfast! Will’s dream wedding! Will’s music career is burgeoning, y’all! Technology is rough, my dawg! Will saw War of the Rohirrim! Quick Witcher interlude! Will’s nightmare farce wedding! Will is still pooping in his basement and Nelson will hold him to account! Will is a thought criminal! He can’t keep getting away with it! It’s like the end of Akira but if Akira was pooping in his basement! Nelson is digging two graves! What began with basement pooping will end in revenge! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubl

The Notes: We’re making people happy! Egg does not belong on faces! Will is ignorant of proper egg production and delivery practices! Willy Nilly vs Milli Vanilli! Bob Dylan doesn’t like wearing shirts! One Kravitz = 2 Milli Vanillis! Milli Vanillis vs Millis Vanilli! Audience participation section! Trimming out the devil! Will’s got a guy! Do you want a haircut or do you want a conspiracy theory!? Take your barber to Tommy Bartlett’s Robot World! Will is a Terminator! Will has egg on his face, making him a robot whose face smells like farts! Nelson is an Egg Doctor, not a Terminator Doctor! Butt disposal robot! The tried-and-true pokey stick and canvas sack method of disposal! Like Rudolph, but without the third act redemption arc! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple,

Together in person! Huzzah! The notes aren’t great cause we’d had a few, but rest assured the show is great! The Notes: Good guesses vs good friends! The lore of Man Upstage Holding Wrench! Rent your own Man Upstage Holding Wrench! Will is out of the beard cult! Q’s & A’s! Fuzzy repercussions! We need more information on the parameters of this shrimp fight! Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Shrimp! The shrimp truck’s in town! For Nelson, shrimp means family! At the Chesapeake Bay Seafood House, get all the seafood (Clap! Clap!) you can eat! The ‘ol neighborhood Toys ‘R Us! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer!

Are you ready for listening to guys kind of talking about some football!? The Notes: Oliver is a boy who lived! It feels like Harry Potter should have been more into Nirvana! A little bit of what we’re watching (Severance, Paradise, A Man on the Inside)! Hyphens are important when it comes to asses! A call for Q’s we can A! Social media cesspool! Finally, we talk about football! Game preview! The perils of dynasty! Old timey 90’s Florida racism! KC Wolf needs more lore! Let KC Wolf grind the rails! Close game coming, no room for error! Greasy poles and delicious poop! The people yearn for the poles! We need more dragons and less people! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere

Will and Nelson in the morning! The Notes: Early morning weirdness! Nelson’s impeccable hair! Fascist oligarchy! Our British friends are nervous! Twitter’s lingering uses! Nelson on Mars! The void! Jumping and going wheeeee! Old man reminiscing about Radio Shack! It’s all computers these days! Mario and Luigi! Enough of the Luigi slander! Mario and Luigi vs Laurel and Hardy! Hardy in spirit, not in girth! The Victorian rotund! Rotund vs rotunda, another chicken or the egg scenario! Aristotle warming up the philosophy machine! Will’s sordid mid-80’s quest for VHS boobies! Kids these days don’t understand scarcity or pausing! You can pause on a dime these days! Fuzzy bars and waterbeds! The uncuttable gordian knot! That’s not how VCRs work, Alexander the Great! Our regular January patreon posts are set to public for a “free trial,” so go check ‘em out and maybe become a patron! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.

Hoo boy, Will and Nelson are recording in the same room, and even get some drop in guests: Ollie and Spicy Beef Gaus!  This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes: Will is in the flash! Law Dogs! Man’s best lawyer! Magic Mind time! Spring jet tiger! The Borrowers podcast! Laura Lorson can’t get enough credit! Will’s song promises! Will and Ollie preview a song for Laura Lorson! Will and Bob Dylan have a lot in common! Will has a classic beauty! Will vs Timothee Chalamet! Our lawyer Spicy Beef Gaus drops in right when the law comes up! Olde English rhyme schemes are hot right now! You don’t get pants in Hell! Ren Fest vs Hell! Top 5 Bibles! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please sub

Special Wednesday bonus episode of the Deuce! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes (which aren’t great, sorry, Nelson was sleepy): Will wants to make the people feel good! Top 5 Ways Will Makes the People Feel Good! It’s all in the eyes! A minefield of cancer and drunk nuns! Negative rules is for negative fools! Laser focus! No wombling! Magic Mind time! Rubber suit vs trash bag! Nelson’s got a good rubber suit guy! 3-piece rubber suit! Is Nelson Will’s dad!? Will’s Terminator fantasy! Is Will getting too old to lead an armed resistance against the robots!? Despite our best efforts, Will gets all 5 things in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share

Zooming in the early morning, feeling a little silly! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes: The 4 cardinal directions of escaping from a heist! Nelson has a passion for heistery! Bon mots vs raisons d'être! Finger and a friend! The English love a plus one! Get you some Magic Mind! Perfect temperature mind porridge! Will tells the story of the Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919! That’s a girthy vat of molasses! Will debuts his impeccable Boston accent! 35 mph of molasses! Equal parts terror and confusion! Getting to heaven with a story! If the Great War didn’t get you, the molasses will! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, A

Afternoon delight! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes: The Deuce forward! Matthew Perry update! Will freezes the internet with his brain but Nelson vamps so hard! Get yourselves some Magic Mind! The Midwest freezes while the west burns! British fires are very polite! Working the pole and fighting the fires! In control of that pole! A pole poll! We need to believe in Stefan’s ability to handle a pole! Putting those stolen “u”s to good overuse! Whimsical colonialism! Santa Claus is coming to take your land! Instead of reindeer they had heavy artillery! Will thinks he missed his window to overtake an armory! We could take an armory! Two heist birds with one heist stone! Yoda is clearly the face man! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/D

Doing this a day early to get ahead of the impending ice storm and snowpocalypse! The Notes: Ice and snow are on the way! England likes it shallow and wet! We are the Riders on the Storm! Will makes it weird! Nelson’s dental new year! One-man penicillin party! Matthew Perry! 55 vicodin a day! Flintstones chewable Vicodin! Christmas coma! Ollie drops in after licking smurfs! The sweat of a smurf is a powerful hallucinogen! Nelson’s Rules for Licking Smurfs! A thimble-full of stew! Ukelele training: is it real!? The chords of a madman! Imagine it without the hauntingly beautiful part! The future aliens are going to love us! Podcasting for eternity among the stars! Space Vicodin! The Puppet Man! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, p