Double Deuce Podcast

The Notes: Sunday Night Party vs Monday Morning Party! Will’s Mutual of Omaha therapy story! EAP! Why does Will hate whimsy!? I’m here to work, not to whimsy! Nelson’s bad back is a Get Out of Move Free card. Will’s HR rep at work is getting tired of his alcoholism! Will puts the fun in functional alcoholism! Ollie stops by to introduce us to Poopoo McGuffin! Poopoo McGuffin at Ellis Island! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! When all is lost, that’s when the Keeze was carrying you! The EAPs don’t want you to know this, but the Keeze is here to help! Therapy talk! New to the EAPs vs old-time EAPs! Nelson needs a backiotomy! Historical books! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeuce

DecaDeuce 14!? Where have you been? We started this episode back in 2023, which is also when the last DecaDeuce dropped! What we’re saying is, we know you’ve been hungry for it and here it is, ready to feed you at the most gluttonous time of year! Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s intro it and get on with this damn thing! We couldn’t record a new episode! But don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 14! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second episodes (they run long, some as long as 10 minutes, don’t ask why, we don’t know) recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (more Deuce for the money = big value!): 76 artery clogging minutes! Over an hour of Deuce! Sometimes there’re variable levels of sound quality, too, because people record and microphones laugh. Still, you’re gonna love the w

Here we are to guide you into the holiday week! The Notes: Will should have rapped! The kids love rap, and if the 80’s and 90’s taught us nothing else, they really love middle-aged white guys doing an educational rap! We got our Magic Mind re-upped! Will plays sleepy time chicken with a sleep elixir! Punched in the face with lemon, but in a good way! Rest assured, we have some red lines! Will loves a long calendar! Will likes his calendars like he likes his women! Sports Corner: go KU! Man vs Helicopter is an unrepresented story structure these days! We remember the 80’s classic Commando! The Michaelangelo’s David of 80’s action movies! The Commando/Batman connection! The state of social media! Sleep aid wine pairings! Big wine: for when small wine just won’t do! Sponsor us boxed wine, you cowards! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.

Doing this one in the early morning! Will’s waking up, Nelson’s getting ready for bed, but we’re still bringing the heat! The Notes: Morning Deuce! Special guest Ollie! We hear from the youth! Fudgy Bottom! Ice cream cone for breakfast! The ol’ double fudgy bottom! Confectionary crime! 911 is a joke in Fudgy Bottom! Toolbox chat! This one’s for the dads! Toolbox of Love! Pocket nails and screws! One board away from a weapon! Preparing for the various potential collapses of society! Busting jokes is a good job and exciting to boot! We keep talking about busting! Top 5 places to find boards! Society may have collapsed, but that’s no excuse for a lack of civility! Don’t assume cannibalism, start a dialogue! Karate schools: the thinking man’s board repository! Dog domesticity is reaching the level of “I” statements! Dogs vs cats as apocalypse companions! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact

Getting’ our Sunday night zoom on! The Notes: Make sure not to miss our live show on 12/20! Just like our pubes! Drive the same kind of car a witch drives! Can’t fly a broom in the rain! Sports Corner! The ultimate NWSL championship match is so close to happening we can taste it! Po-ta-toes! Don’t put all your eggs in one potato basket! Diversify your food portfolio, Seamus! We need an Ireland expert! Stop lying to Will about being Irish and kissing! Sunderland is flirting with a return to the Premier League! Will’s Thirst Traps 101! Will’s medieval dick calendar! Dick dragons! Lawrence’s Festival of Dicks! Replacing the gods with science ain’t helping these dicks! We’re the Reese’s brothers of eating at Whataburger! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeuce

Post-Halloween zoom! The Notes: Episode 469 (nice)! The sexiest episode! Come get your holiday live show on, 12/20 at Blade & Timber! Applebee’s continues to pay the price for crossing us! Happy 9 years of Deucing (11/1/2015 to 11/3/2024)! Stop putting your fingers on your mother’s balls! We are pro-big hat and anti-choker, we don’t try to hide from the issues here! A little quick election talk! Quick sports corner! The Mahomes that keeps on giving! The Ballad of George Brett Shitting His Pants! Be the Gordon Lightfoot you want to see in the world! It started out Roman but ended up Ottoman! Cinnamon roll dreams! Jaq would drive to Albuquerque to get Will to stop talking about cinnamon rolls! Does Will have a cinnamon roll alibi!? Robert Stack ending! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod

Lazy afternoon zooming. The Notes: Ollie is here! Will is Waldo, but he’s too old to hide! Your boobs, two awesome watermelons! Live Holiday Show, Friday 12/20, 7pm, at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Are we bad at business!? So salty! Whip creaming your goats! Remember kids, always ask the petting zoo for permission first! Serial killers, they’re just like us! Haley Joel Osment Corner! We help with Will’s anxiety about meeting famous people! Juggling always helps! Let the brainstorm end and the brain sun come out! French goodbyes vs Irish goodbyes! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty mu

Late, post-WNBA championship zoom! The Notes: We are dream stars! Fight or flight, or fawn, or fetal!? Vulnerable steel! Nelson’s sexy new pan! Is a cast iron skillet sexy, yea or nay!? The pan that built America! Will’s Dustbowl spank bank! Will vs Tom Joad! Will’s slow motion Dustbowl death! Drunk director vs tree! John Steinbeck would have been sad! Talkin’ about that spaghetti! Pasta porn! Dustbowl party! Quick Dave Dastmalchian appreciation corner! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from

2 zooms in one night bad notes time! The Notes: Will is a box wino! Will is the famed snake hunter of Terre Haute! Nelson’s dad was a snake-wranglin man! Does your zombie apocalypse squad need a playwright!? Independence Day 2 is not great, man! How do you let President Lone Star go out like a bitch!? Will’s attempts at nerd fellowship are thwarted! The dangers of short term memory issues in a fantasy setting! The ol’ vaudeville less dead Germans bit! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from C

Football season zooming! The Notes: Nelson is distracted! Nelson is in a Cowboys-themed hell of his own devising! Put the jetpack dancers in the Superbowl halftime show, you cowards! Double Dragon was based on a true story! Is your management style more Billy or Jimmy!? Will’s yoga misconceptions! Top 5 Worst Animals to Put Leg Warmers On! Amateur enthusiast zookeepers! One thing about Nelson is he doesn’t miss an opportunity to make a Romancing the Stone reference! Hard bulwarking! Wrestling talk! Jim McMahon vs nature vs nurture! Never trust Hulk Hogan! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro &a

Recorded this right after the last one, 2 in one night, so the notes aren’t great. You know the drill. The Notes: Top 5 September 29th Occurrences! The Last Hot Dino Summer! Will likes a wet dino! That’s a bad dino pool party! The workbooks are coming, we swear! Will also likes a wet He-man! What does He-Man smell like!? We’re writing He-man erotica! Don’t roll full stank out in the world! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fral

Getting a little weird on the zoom. The Notes: Nelson doesn’t have leather driving gloves! The stressful world of high society heisting is not a place for romance! Who’s trying to be out there heisting in a Star War!? Danger Turducken! D&D DM’s advice for love and lovemaking! Why doesn’t anyone ask Will for lovemaking tips? Will’s Top 5 Lovemaking Tips! Hollywood movie magic! Nelson was in a couple Sister Act situations! Walk off that metaphorical poison! Look for the union label! Will is telling you how to live your life a little bit! Nelson will jump on a math grenade for you! Walk off that metaphorical grenade! Dog-man vs the robots! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find t

Long football Sunday zoom. The Notes: Our love for you runs all year long! Desi Arnaz, drummer vs Desi Arnaz, husband! The ‘ol double brown! What can double brown do for you! He was a vanilla fella! Romance is impossible when you’re sloughing! Will’s sloughing face is a horror to behold, listeners! No matter what you’re sloughing, the face remains the same! Will’s Top 5 Wars He Doesn’t Want to Fight In! Sometimes the worst part about war is a wool uniform in the heat and humidity! Yet again, Will is sleeping on the US Civil War! Civil War-era tiktoks! Musket balls! Golf vs meth! Hackers is for the kids! So long ago we didn’t know who had Angelina Jolie’s blood! Nelson has gleamed plenty of cubes, thank you very much! The cubes were so gleamed we had to wear shades! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, And

Opening Sunday of football zoom! The Notes (I’ll level with you, they’re not great): Will’s struggle vs the episode numbers continues! Will calls out his mother’s frugality! Lil’ dainty bags of tea you steep! I just rawdogged my tea (oh my, oh me)! Nelson messes with Texas! We’re talking Rings of Power season 2 (we say just skip ahead a little if you don’t want spoilers, but honestly just get caught up before you listen ‘cause we keep coming back to it)! Nelson’s dad was a big Tom Bombadil fan! Will’s imitation of the English judicial system! Tom Bombadil, pirate captain! Top 5 magic learning montage songs! Seduce the magic! Cast us as wizards in Heat 2, you cowards! A little bit of wizard blackmail! Speaking of Applebee’s! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, A

Doing that 2 episodes in one afternoon thing, which means these notes ain’t great. The Notes: It’s still personal! 2 Double Deuce 2 Bsement! #WillsWorstAnalogy! Hashtag editing! Everything that killed Ernest Hemingway! Will saw a show (with a personal connection)! What we’re watching! Will is watching Kevin Can Fuck Himself! Ollie turned 9 last week and drops in with an important message for listeners! What we’re watching continued! Nelson is rewatching The Magicians, and reps that show and the books they’re based on hard! Will and Nelson are both watching Sunny and Bad Monkey! English wedding corner! English pronunciation corner! We expect a final report! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts

Back in person after all that zooming! The Notes: This time it’s personal (in person)! Coming at you live from Will’s basement! Ollie got Star Wars Legos for his birthday! Back in our day, Star Wars toys were a subsistence economy! Will’s VR Lawrence report! Will is an elven assassin! False assassin advertising! Will’s got that deer urine on him! Will is making it awkward! Nelson is Mr. Handsome! In this house Richard Moll is our Dungeonmaster! Let us know how much you like cocaine! Can British people do cocaine!? They do like an alcohol in England! English drug slang (crumbly whats-its = crack)! Ovine civil engineers! Basement Olive Garden! When you’re Deucin’, you’re family! Are you a basement!? Can English firefighters use crack!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google,

Zooming it out with special drop in by Ollie! The Notes: Ollie brings us in! Ollie has been licking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles again! Robert Plant’s Road Less Traveled! More power please! Favorite poems! Faded love and stolen hams! Nerd poetry! Love is complicated, like Pathfinder! Them plusses get plussier! Plussy vs Ferguson! We watched some movies! Will watched Alien: Romulus! Where were the Romulans!? Let them fight! 70’s pacing! Cover band movies! Nelson finally watched The Batman and Oppenheimer! Will’s Florence Pugh obsession! Temporarily pulled back into Dune! Sand, it gets everywhere! Darth Vader’s most ancient foe! The next generation is literally breathing down your neck! LFK cybertrucks are multiplying, sadly! Shawn Franklin will have sex with a car for you! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on App

Zooming with Ollie! The Notes: Boy zoomies! Burger trains! Don’t be afraid of salt, Fritz! New car Sunday! Mo new car mo problems! Nelson’s brain is rebooting! Questions with Ollie! The real cause of the Great War! The answer to most questions is Will’s mom! Orthodontics in your 40’s is living the dream! Ex-Mayor radio! We have a potential future guest! Hot dates with bears (animal)! How to initiate sex with a bear! Learn the lessons of The Revenant, don’t make the same mistakes! Don’t neg bears! Bear seduction! Consent, pina coladas, rapport, continued consent, foreplay! What animals can you neg? (Answer: sloths)! If you’re a citizen of the world, you got to get down! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they

Zooming it. Nelson wasn’t feeling great, so sorry for the lackluster notes. The Lackluster Notes: It’s Olympics time! Will’s college apartment was like the Olympics! Will likes to poke around in those brains! You don’t want those balls on you! We like a good ball smack! Will is our House of the Dragon correspondent! What are we watching! Thoughts on the new Time Bandits! Will is trapped by construction! Why does the city want Will to suffer!? Winging that democracy! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by spo

Too hot not to zoom! The Notes: Mysterious, misty, mid-450’s! How the goblins go! Jesus never killed a balrog! Summer Curling 2: Electric Boogaloo! You can buy anything down on Electric Avenue! Electric Avenue is a young man’s game! Will’s ex-wife didn’t appreciate German prostitutes! Nelson recommends Sunny on Apple! How to get a robot high! Nelson’s criminal gang has the best snacks! Pretzel Time vs Pretzel Gang! The streets were full of blood and pretzels! Faberge pretzels and their tendency to collapse spacetime! Space oven repair! It’s all space microwaves these days! Astronauts, how do you make an English muffin pizza in space!? Landlocked astronauts aka firefighters! Unsolved snack mysteries! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPu