Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Your favorite quillheads are back at it again. Get raunchy and real with us in this late night episode. Notes: LotR porn parodies, will.i.am's fleshlight watch, Monster Musume and Prison School hype, Ray Bradbury's Chobits, Hitchcock's amiibos, The Beach Queen of Dorian Gray, Friar Buck, Fifty Shades of Guro, Les Enfants Terriblart

Before this episode was recorded, Alan made Russ watch about 40 minutes of Billy Joel music videos on YouTube. Go walkin' in your sleep down to this River of Dreams we call Hogcast: Speedy Delivery.  Notes: EVA/Sesame Street Crossover, Rich Parallelogram Timeline, Oppa Gangnam Sex, Run the Joels, Keeping the Space/Scenes from an Italian Spaceship, the return of RealIndyTails24, Russ’ OC, The Piano Men, Tony Stark’s white guilt, Don Draper meets the minions, Alan takes a stance against milk fetishism Russ’ Special Pee Break Music: PSS PSS - Death Grips

We're joined by @SocksMahoney to discuss taboos and denounce social mores. That's right folks, we take a firm stance against kinkshaming, or any kind of shaming. If you can't handle that, maybe you're listening to the wrong podcast. Notes: Father's Day/Daddy Dom Day, Russ makes a joke that only upsets everyone else, Sock's betrayal, alien roleplaying, keeping ourselves transparent, Sticks and ISIS ruin the Olympics, What Would Monty Say, we tell Ravi the truth, we get desperate for reviews on iTunes.

In this special late night episode we go on a European adventure, Alan introduces two new beloved characters, and Russ makes a big change in his life. Notes: Ouroboros, Scenes from an Italian McDonalds, Russ' new lifestyle, the industrial buttplug complex, The Return of Frube and Rudy, Immortan Noid, George R.R. Martin's Sonic Boom sequel, a new Hogcast origin story, Winnie the Pooh's secret fetish, flipping through pages, Ravi's not so secret fetish.

In this very special episode, our friend, Twitter user @FrightShark mourns our favorite artisan pizza with us and lets us berate him for renaming all those Pokemon. #FreeHunnidP #FreetheChickenCarbonara Notes: Huey Lewis and the Gnus, Alan's pizza dominatrix, Toy Story beach queens, sexy satyrs, the tragedy tearing our nation apart, D'Angelo's daddydom dick, Frube and Rudy, Two and a Half Men and Half a Goat, Tails of Lake Wobegon, Yuri Koala Arashi, Scrooge McDuck's cum pool Follow the show on Twitter: @HogcastSD Follow Russ and Alan on Twitter: @pissgoblin, @actionalan Send us an email: hogcastspeedydelivery@gmail.com Subscribe and review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/hogcast-speedy-delivery/id969579845

Friend of the show and former Hogcast House Performer Lamont “@weepysweetmonty” gets hands on with the Quillheads in the latest Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. And by “gets hands on” I mean ruin the whole thing for now and forever. I hate this podcast. Notes: Powerpuff Girls Z, Krypto’s PS2 era genitals, the end of #MonsterGirlVaginaGate?, Alan effin’ with the Green Stripe, Jonny Lightfoot in UK Sonic Boom, Skeksis dicks, embarrassing memories of regret filled childhoods, Monty’s hands.

The night before this episode was recorded, Alan went to a party and saw “armpits” written on the sides of some sex dice. What follows is our descent into a dark pit of madness. RIP Gerald Clankman. Notes: Pitbull’s armpit fetish, mommydoms, a massacre on Lucha Underground, Yooka-Laylee yaoi, #LunchableGate, mayo fanatics, The Dark Pit of Space, seven parts of the pits, Yurikuma Berenstain Bears Arashi, the paradox of Russ’ dick, Quentin Tarantino Wants a Quiet Life.

In this episode we're out on a boat hunting down one of our greatest foes. Is that foe a person who stole Alan's Paul Blart meme? Is it Russ' bladder? Is it a dastardly Spanish wrestling promoter? Is it ourselves? The only way to find out is to listen. Notes: Scrimpy and Jalapeño, Lucha Underground, Metal Blart Solid, Return of the Improv Bros, viral organ transplants, content thievery, Hatsune Mike and Super SoniCraig, an unforgettable 'tude, the death of a beloved character.

In this very special episode, our dear friend Lenore (@asukalangley) drops by to salute Tails: LGBT Icon. Listen in as the Queen of Memes herself regales us with tales of her torrid love affair with Goofy and narrates some zesty Sonic/Tails fanfiction. Notes: Pitbull nightmares, international daddydom regulations, #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Tails: Hetero Race Car Driver?, Goofy fucking, Big Gay, Blart canon, Seinfeld/Sonic crossover, two gay 'tudes, Tails Comes Out the Closet Chapters 2 and 3, MC Ride and the Noid, Yuri Discussions with Russ and Lenore.

Solo Bolo this week with those Pizza lovin' quillheads Alan and Russ. Illusions are shattered, truths are revealed, and fun is had as the two make their way through the world of hot pizza pie and a fox with two tails he can fly. Notes: Yaoi Hands toss Pizza, Brain Games, What Harry Potter house would Solid Snake Be In? Our first review follow-up, #RegulatePizza, Sitting on Raisins, Transparency in Our Converage,  and Tails Comes Out.

In what will surely go down in history as our most Flawless episode, our good friend and #1 fan Ravi joins us to talk about about Sonic, pizza, and his mysterious connection to Jaleel White. Notes: Gay rock moms, King Koopa, Monster girl updates, illegal doujinshi, daddydoms, pope pizza, Hogcast creepypasta, Rob O' The Hedge, Diceman's Lake Wobegon, Ravi's Urkel connection, Russ' origin story.

We’re back again with another intimate, face-to-face episode recorded in Russ’ apartment. Were we high on that (legal) dank kush at the time? Maybe. Did we giggle a lot and say more dumb stuff than usual? Definitely.  Dig into this Monkey’s Feast of an episode. Notes: Miming the J, going heel, #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Pi Day, 250 year old monks, hat rubbing, foley, penis tattoos, gazinga, Wolverine’s genitals, Borderlands fanfic, Meat Cute, robot jizz, Dracula’s boner, Russ’ tattoo, sick memes,   (Also Alan is very sorry for forgetting what Gucci Mane’s ice cream tattoo looks like.)

Your favorite Quillheads are back at it again, talkin' shop with their good friend Jonny Wags. Grab a slice of your favorite New York 'za and enter an Empire State of Mind with us.

Better and raunchier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns with a very special episode that we recorded face-to-face in Russ' apartment. Listen to us eat a bacon-wrapped Little Caesars pizza while we watch the hit Andrew Dice Clay film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

These assholes think we'll stand down when they call us SHIT on their podcast. I hate these awful nerds and their lack of respect towards US. Uploaded their wednesday minicast cause these fucks are just plain the worst. I hate them.

Bigger, badder, and Memeier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns victorious. This time featuring the heart and soul combo that is Ben "Ben Pack" Pack.

Your favorite quillheads are back again with the power of Pepsi Max. Notes: the Pepsi Max lifestyle, mouth computers, Adam Sandler's Click, The Casque of Cheerwine, Kaspar Hauser the Friendly Pizza Ghost, Mrs. Doubtfire's hair-filled quesadillas, Russ' ham goofs, shit talking Papa Johns, Wayne's World creepypasta, Biggie's console collection, Marky Mark, Liquid Eggman, Russ' druid ancestry. Follow Russ on TwitterFollow Alan on TwitterFollow the show on Twitter Subscribe and review on iTunes

Alan and Russ discover something beautiful this week on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery.

Alan and Russ learn to love, live, and learn in the big city in the hottest, freshest, goopiest sonic the hedgehog/pizza podcast yet. Itadakimasu~!

After a brief hiatus, we've returned to dish out some primo content to you, the listener. Russ says the audio is a bit rough for the first ten minutes, but the goofs and spoofs in this ep are as hot as ever.