Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

A lot of foreskin chatter on this episode, and unironic MGSV quotes Russ thinks is cool. Seriously though, if you think Russ is the gross one on this podcast, Alan literally says that piss water balloon thing. They should be on some level of parity at this point. Notes: Have you heard the word? Ass gets a pass, Papa John Conspiracy? The secret behind the Undertaker’s power, Jeans don’t determine our future, Comedian’s in Cars Eating Ass, Alan’s Dark Twisted Ranch Hand Fantasy, Blaze Pizza and Chill, foreskin water balloon, MGSV cast's favorite pizza toppings, poop-puh, The Phantom Froob Guy.

The Hogcast returns after an extended hiatus, and boy is it fun. We got great laughs, great memories, and a favorite little robot of ours learns to eat some ass. Notes: Kanye cognac, the cavernous tunnels of Lucha Underground, the HamRiddler returns, Russ's new dick replacement, pizza one-percenters, techno-vore, being mean to our fans, Chappie.

In the finale episode, Russ Walsh, Alan Black, and Lamont "@WeepySweetMonty" delve into the realms of monster girl madness for the final time... in a while, hopefully. Will this entry reveal the greatest secret of the Everyweek 'Casts saga? Will it be the Ultimate thrill? Or is it all just some lazy information control? Find out now in the ~El Fin~ of Everyweek 'Casts.

As the Everyweek 'Casts saga comes to an end, we answer a lot of questions and Russ makes another reference to Adam Sandler's click. The journey never ends. It never, ever ends.

The boys are solo boloing this week, and things get literary. Did I mention that we read books?

The quillheads don't cuck around this week after we chat Drake (the monster OR the rapper) with friend of the show Dani "@DanikaHarrod" on this weeks Everyweek 'Casts with Monster Girls.

In this long awaited chapter of Hogcast: Speedy Delivery, we invite friend of the show Rory (@touhoumo) to sit around and try not to talk about metal gear for an hour. I think we did an okay job. NOTES: Exhentai Library card, Les Inflation Terribles, Hackneyed Australia Stereotypes and Bad Geography, Tim Tam Straws, The Introduction of a New Segment, Cursing at Ravi, Alan's Big Pizza, New Age Pizza Horseshit, Styx was Horny and We hated it, A Whiplash Inducing OC, Touhou Jokes only 2 or 3 people understand.

We're joined by an old friend of the show Gabriel (@shonen413), to watch the eighth episode of Monster Musume. Or to talk about the Cramp Twins, or The Magic Voyage (not the Fantastic Voyage, Russ, you Freaking idiot). It's another weird one. Music credit this week to friend of the show @Hardmint! Also the art is still a courtesy from friend of the show @labc0ats! Give them both a hardy follow.

Our dear friend Monty (@weepysweetmonty) joined us to watch episode 7 of Monster Musume and immediately started talking about cum and Shrek. It's very upsetting and we're very sorry.

In another very special episode, our dear friend Lenore (@asukalangley) returns to discuss Sonic Dreams Collection, examine a beautiful fan character, and read some more zesty Sonic fanfiction. I hope this is what you wanted. Notes: Mac Tonight, Russ’s awful new character, Lenore’s Sonic museum experience, matching the members of μ’s to Sonic characters, Eggman’s horrible fetishes, Popeye eating cum, the oncoming pizza dystopia, moonshine minions, Volva V. Russen the Leafyseadragon, My Life as Shadow the Hedgehog, our ideal Sonic roommates, The Island of Misfit Pillow Boys.

Our dear friend Ben Pack (@PackBenPack) joined us to watch the sixth episode of Monster Musume. Did he love it as much as we did? Did he legitimately hate it more than anything else he's ever watched? You'll have to listen to find out.

Ravi (@RaviNoBasuke) joined us on the commentary this week, and ROYALLY SCREWED IT UP. At least this weeks QnA was great, if you consider Cousin Skeeter cuckolding great. We're @HogcastSD on Twitter and we'd love you to rate and review on iTunes or stitcher. Thanks for listening!

In this freeform jazz odyssey of an episode, we investigate another unique fan 'tude and explore every topic from lizard men to Disney cartoons. Notes: Monster Musume/X-Files crossover, Sonico and Jotaro, #GalactusEgoGate revisited, Big Pursy, The Phantom Blot's foreskin plot, Vape Wars, Yuritwo: The Sequel to Yuri, Lloyd in Space.

Our dear friend Kelsey (@kerucchii) joins us to watch the fourth episode of Monster Musume and wax lyrical about the song "Trap Queen" by Fetty Wap.

Our dear, longtime friend Wes (aka WeJo or @westhehero) joins us to talk about breast milk, Weird Al's suggestive songs, and the beautiful southern pizza fantasy land he lives in. Notes: #GalactusEgoGate, Spider-Man cuckolding, boob piss, Pixels talk, Russ rails against the Rare Replay, The White Stuff, WeJo's Southern Pizza Paradise, Muppet sex, the complete life story of Debbie the Hedgehog, Reign Over Me, Wolverine's foreskin

Our dear friend Parris (@Dauragon on twitter) joins us this week to pay witness to the third episode of Monster Musume and discuss the machinations and internal politics of the f**k police.

Hogcast: Speedy Delivery Presents: Minions On Fleek, a very special podcast where Alan (@ActionAlan), Monty (@weepysweetmonty), and Lenore (@asukalangley) discuss the Minions movie and all things minions.  As Skype, Audacity, and perhaps fate itself consipred against us, the audio in this episode is pretty rough. It's not nearly as bad as the erotic minion fanfiction we read though. Strap on your goggles and get ready for an auditory journey through the world of minions. Thanks to Russ for the intro monologue and thanks to Fred Durst for "Rollin'" and for being a constant source of inspiration in our lives.

Our dear friend TBliss (@TaylorBliss) joins us this week to commentate and analyze the second episode of Monster Musume.

In this very special episode, Alan dips into the dangerous and confusing world of OC 'tudes. Join us and let these beautiful characters into your heart. Notes: Hannibal eating ass, Marc Maron: Seaman, a riveting episode of Lucha Underground, The Great Pizza Depression, airport pizza, Papa Murphy's crime prevention, special OC 'tudes, Russ' milk chugging childhood, Prison Zone, health buns, an upsetting question.

Welcome to the first episode of Everyweek 'Casts with Monster Girls, where Russ and Alan comment over the new animated program that has brought together an entire generation.