Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

We're edging closer to episode 50, baby. Are we entering a new age of Hogcast content? Probably not, if this episode is any indication. Notes: Alan’s leak of the Panama Papers, An Eldritch Taint, A Smurf Theory, Alan googles Marge Simpson’s centerfold, Bengala is fucking shit, King Cuerno’s Hungry for Sonic, Tom Bombadil Destroys the Old Man Pussy Willow, The pizza bomb and the third company to call itself “the Uber of pizza,” Colton Burpo meets Sonic and Eggman, Donald the Duck will put a little surprise under your tree, Another brick in the toilet,

This episode is a shorty but a goody.  Notes: A twist in the Das Ratchet Boy chronology, Beholders arey our friends, Firstoff Waltz, Russell’s Literal Pizza Beach Party, The Calzone Controversy, the true villain of the Emoji film, Russ is a poor communicator despite having a communication degree, “Romance is the stupidest thing to happen to a person,” force feeding the public a new holiday,

After a few weeks off, we're back with a new episode, baby. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but does it make our jokes any better? Probably not. Notes: The life and death of GaijinGoomba, Serial was known as Doki Doki Panic in Japan, the ultimate revenge of the Samurai, GATE: Serial with Moe Bergdahl, Naked Drew Carey, Douche Do’Urden, a sobering reflection on fruit. Russ called Public Enemies producers “the wrecking crew,” they’re actually the Bomb Squad. Alan said Cole Train played Blitzball, but he actually meant Thrashball. Blitzball is the fictional sport in FFX though, It’s Sakamoto-Kun not Sakamoto-San, Melty Blood is a type/moon game and Igarashi is working on Bloodstained, 

Finally Silver Join My show as Sonic Rival And Friend Notes: Disney conspiracies, Blue Jizzman, Pentagon Jr goes on a rampage, the worst segue yet, Russ's continued Zootopia hate, Alan almost dies, Loony Jack, April Foolin' Robynne Minute: 27:15 Note: Russ accidentally used our old intro and outro music for this episode so pretend it's Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood music instead

On this rare Monday recording episode we dig deeper into the Marvel universe and posit a lot of upsetting theories about Disney movies. Notes: Punisher love, Horny Talk with DIck & Crack, Goth Russ Man, Food Rules, Cars fetishes, Lucha Underground’s first shibari match, the ED-209 of pizza, a horny Sonic Boom, audio Baneposting, Subway and the death of the author, Russ’s beautiful dream Robynne Minute: around 40:30

Russ saw Zootopia a couple of nights before we recorded and we talk about it a lot. We got that furry fever, baby. Notes: Russ goes to Zootopia, Mickey x Phantom Blot yaoi, the wildest Lucha Underground match to date, Shakespeare’s fetishes, 1950s harem anime sex, Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi, Beautiful Gorgeous, Alan’s school pizza hate, Superior Doug

This week we took a cue from our favorite merc with a mouth, Deadpool, and stepped up our irreverence, baby. We’re breaking all four of the walls in this episode so you’d better watch out. Notes: Never Forget, Carfuckers, Csupoverse, Russ’s Trunk Club,  Ren & Stimpy Had a Baby With iPS Cell Technology, Eggpool, an irreverent tude, Peperami-san@Ganbaranai, sploim. Robynne Minute: around 35 minutes in Corrections: Russ was kind of right about gak being another name for slime. While the slime on You Can’t Do That on Television and the Kids’ Choice Awards was always called slime and gak was sold as a fart-producing goo (like Alan said), Marc Summers called the slime on Double Dare “gak” for some reason.

The boys are back with a special pre-Valentines Day show. Unfortunately, we're awful people so we just talked about cum and comic book characters instead of love. Notes: Minion jizz, Archie Fates, Kanye symbiotes, Doop, Cherry Popping Daddies, why Russ is afraid of women, Papa John’s The World, the Sega Cinematic Universe, a shitty tude, the divergent Sonic timeline, Twee Basketball, Corrections: Russ said Ryu Suzuki when he meant Ryo Hazuki. He must have been thinking of Yu Suzuki, but honestly who isn't always thinking of that guy. What a dreamboat.

This week our long-time friend Wes (aka. WeJo aka @WesTheHero) drops by to talk shop and grace us with his delightful Southern drawl. Notes: Howard the Duck vs. Doctor Who, The 'Za Tower, Scratchin Grubs, Flippin’ ‘Clix, Chaluppie, Jeeves and Wooster and House, Roald Dahl is an anti-semetic fetish fuel, The tragedy of the Vampire, Pizza hut loves the knot, Burgerman chronicles, Cat Dog Canon, The Skittles Diet, when humans have Sonic hands, Wa Brother Politics, Respect my dad! Corrections: The David Bowie baby was cut from the original Rugrats film but David Bowie music was featured there. Vampires can appear in photos if the author so demands i.e. Dio Brando. Robynne Minute around 45 minutes,

The Quillheads face the greatest danger of all this this week with guest @SamCB_. It's a harrowing tale filled with danger and fear that you are NOT going to want to miss. Notes: The Decadence of Rome must be returned to the ring, Alan’s new Escape Artist training, Banksy’s youtube channel, Ozzy and Drix Minute, The Daddy Pizza, the truck doesn’t have to fly! Pocket Foley Gnomes, The Feet Slobs versus The Butt Snobs, Alan says the most upsetting thing on the podcast for once. Robynne minute starts at 24:08

This week, the Quillheads learn a thing or two about brotherly love. Notes: Killer Bees start up and the Harlem Squat, Little Bill gets dragged through the mud, Dormommy and Baron Lenoredu, Smaller Taco Shreds, The Sour Creep, We’re the Death Grips of podcasts and the guy from Hella’s dick, shoebari, the betrayal of Bonzai Buddy, ruining They Might Be Giants songs. Robynne minute starts at 39:33.

Hoo boy. This is a strange one y'all, so buckle in. We're gonna take you down to the Tangent City where the content's weird and the references to obscure Marvel characters and Russian literature are shitty. Notes: Thanoscopter, Russ’ speeding ticket,  visitors from the past, Inhuman talk, Ocelot and the Oregon militia, a long drive through Tangent Town, the Frito Godfather, Evar Orbus and his Galactic Jizz-Wailers Robynne Minute Timestamp: 39:25

We're kicking off 2016 the only way we know how: with our dear friend Monty (@weepysweetmonty). Come get your fill of horny cartoon character talk and obscure Marvel Comics references for the year. Notes: Where’s Da Fais, Dommes & Dragons, Lindsay “Imperator Furiosa” Lohan, Phil Collin’s wrestling debut, Shout out to the Isle of Lesbos, I hate The Flea, Alan hates the wind AND the willows, Little Bear’s THICC mom, Monty ruins the Robynne minute, Erin Esurance making out with Kim Possible, Gun Germs and Mayo, Sexy Monty Python food, The Noid battles ISIS,  Drake’s robot form, Russ’ favorite part of Renaissance era art, Husky lady is THICC, Sally Acorn sucks, Monty’s Ideal Abduction Corrections: Cicero was a Roman writer of historic prose. Russ got everything wrong about the Doom Patrol whose members included Robotman and The Chief.

Our favorite pro sniper, Robynne (@starfoxidiot), joins us to talk about boys on this very special Feliz Yaoidad episode of Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. (The audio is a bit rougher than usual because Russ had to record it over Skype, but the content is some premium stuff. Trust.) Notes:I hate Guro Alan, who’s your Nicolas Cage boy? Snuffits face is a gun and cute, Otto Rocket Asphyxiation, Dennis the Menace, Drinking some delicious Tir Na eggNog, Shadow’s hum talking and Sonic’s Chuckle Addiction, Russ puts his ASMR skills to good use, our podcast is now called Fluffer Smutters, My Anime Club Member OC, He’ll throw you against a wall and leave your bones in the wrong place, No Boys Deep Web, we talk about Xorn. Corrections: Russ was thinking of Muji T-Shirt Cubes, the fanfic’s description of hedgehog genitals was upsettingly upsetting. Also Alan meant to say Kick instead of Mutant Growth Hormone.

The Quillhead boys celebrate the release of the new Star Boys the only way they know how! By making a series of increasingly complicated and obscure Marvel comic book references. Notes: Star Boys meet Ace Ventura: Transphobe, Cheating on your taxes by suplexing the client, What if Robynne joined Isis, Jazzdoming is Alan’s new dom style, Can someone make a Big Dog/MGS crossover image? Gingerbread men are like guro and vore, Spike Lee’s Do The Right Thing and STOP ISIS, Insane Bane eats candy eye balls, Just Kidding Simmons versus Just Kidding Rowling, PBS Idea Man’s big break, Does Alan like skeletons? Corrections: Russ was actually talking about the Squadron Supreme, male bees do not have stingers (I didn’t ask my dad but I looked it up online so we’re good).

That's right folks. It's been a year, a WHOLE year since we started this terrible garbage! And what a downhill slide it has been.  NOTES: Post-PizzApocalyspe, Neveau Momming and Domming, The Russ Man’s…. WIFE??? George Jetson hires a mom off twitter, RIP Chicken Carbonara, JUST EAT THE TACO BELL STEAK, The perfect Sonic game lost to time, the crushing defeat of Sonic Boom, Weekend at Bernadettes, Black Succ Moan, We spend too much time talking about CubeBot, protect norse people, RUSS WALSH IS NOT A PIZZA FEMINIST, Sub History Month.

We explore the multiverse today on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. A multiverse filled with magic, wonder, and a tree nymph/actor named "Woody Harrelson." Notes for this week: Fallout 4 Vape Mods, Chavo’s ancient chair of doom, My mom is upset about this podcast, Alan’s insatiable Cuck Lust, Don’t give dogs pizza, Where’s Bonzai Buddy? Alan’s legitimate noise of disgust, Dominant Os, Earth 212 aka the ViewASSkewniverse discussion like Kermit’s tiny feet and Woody Harrelson the Tree Nymph, the final fate of the Das Ratchet Boys, Genie Boys.

This week, the Hogcast boys start sad and it only gets worse. What a horrible time to be alive. Notes: Tinder Stories, a rare appearance by El Pentagon Jr., NO SHOWBOATING, kissin’ those pizzas, The Fresca Mom Conspiracy, Liza Minnelials, Sexy MonsterGirl Cereals, Hot Topic Art, Loup Garous and Tulpas, Alan’s Beautiful Dark Chili Dog Fantasy, Give Sonic the Pizza, Shadow the Zodiac Killer and months old Serial jokes, Extended Big the Cat RP.

Ugh, another one of these. At least Russ thought up some good ideas this week. NOTES: Cum Chatter, Our love for Pentagon Jr., Red Stripe Beer Action Item, MasturbationCeption, Meet your new Dad Lenore, Food shaped like body parts Action Item, Russ Gets Mad Over DOA, Froob Guy Origins, Obligatory Halo/Cuck joke, Chili Boobs,Tenga Egg Sticker Shock, The True Eggman Origin, the funnest thing that comes out of your body, Robynne Minute Bed Music is Day 7 by @hardmint. Check out their music at http://hardmint.bandcamp.com/ Corrections: Russ got the Lyrics of Roundabout completely wrong in every conceivable way.

We had Ravi @RaviNoBasuke on the show again, and dove right into some hardcore journalism. It's a hard knock life being independent podcaster here on the mean streets of New York. But that's not what's important. What is important is sharing this podcast with your friends and stuff (if you want to) Notes: Diceman: The Ultimate Robot Master, Pokemon Fetish Types, Shout Out to Dearest Scooter, Findoming Crowdfunding, The Weeaboo and the Horrible Poncho Man, Jeremy Martian needs Moms, Russ’ new girlfriend (who lives in a different state), Deal with your green poop MILLENIALS, A lot of serious discussion of Robin Williams Lore, Seth Boyer’s Dark Twisted Pizza Caricature Fantasy, Inappropriate Calzones, Basketball Umbilical cord, he Styx conundrum and Amy’s fucked up Clock, The Dew Blade and the Skull Geyser, ASMR PIZZA and The Love Below, Rick “The Very Bad” Man arrives. Corrections: Russ thought it was Wonderzone and actually it was Fantasy Zone. Michael Haneke directed Funny Games, not Robert Haneke.