Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

You can tell we don't care about what chapter we're on anymore, because wecould very easily have made a Star Wars joke anywhere at all during the episode. Literally at any time. Episode notes: World’s Biggest Mom, The Hulk will fight the Dome by 2018, Zevia is Gremlin’s Blood, Russ’s OKCupid profile, Arthur Conan Doyle hates brownies and Sherlock Holmes, fruit love, the new Marvel event sounds WILD, Sonic Town, the archaic laws of Florida.  

This took a long time to edit, and there's probably tons of little editing errors in there, but it's out, baby. IT'S OUT. UPDATE FROM ALAN: There were a lot of errors because Discord is trash and got us out of sync somehow. It's fixed now though. NOTES: The Five Movies You Watch in Heaven, YPG Goomba, what if Russ was really smart, KILL ME RON WEASLEY, the secret meaning behind Tyler the Creators' Goblin, Darkly Dreaming Alan, thirsty Jimmy, hangin’ out with Medjed

UPDATE: This is an April Fool's joke that's been grafted to this feed for all eternity. Don't listen to it.   That's right folks, bonus episode! We're going for a new format here, minus one of the regular hosts, but a special guest! Get ready to laugh, this definitely isn't an april fools bit!

Our 64th episode and we don't reference that greasy little grey Nintendo Box once. Instead, we discuss intellectual things like Kurt Vonnegut, and Mitosis. Specifically we refer to it is as Mah Toesies. Notes: being volcel protects you from damage, the langolier and the honeycomb man, sword art on lean is still funny, Cars 3 is Logan, Back to the Barnyard Dark Timeline, the irony of tombstone pizza, the large chested prohibition women of St. Louis, Bruno and Baseball Boy team up, why Alan loves Mitosis.

Okay, I'm gonna admit this now, I'm writing this after hitting the gym late at night. My lats are torn, my shoulders ripped, it's rough. But baby the BURN is worth it. Notes: Custom PC Vaping rig digital e-juices, #notmygoddess, fast food top 5, Shirley Temple retire bitch, Alan identifies with Baby and Unkarr Plutt, French fry hating dickhead OC, Adam’s Family’s Subtitles, ironic nude/sincere nude exchange rate.

The best idea for a podcast is to record an episode on the day of the big game and release it a week later so it's very relevant and well thought out.   Notes: Spanked by the invisible hand! The quest for the Pizza Rolls, non-ironic discussion of the Naked Chicken Chalupa, the blood that will be feeding you, water comas, inhibitor ring excuses, I am the Neg man!

In an especially large, beefy episode of Hogcast, the boys basically discuss anything and everything. I swear to god we have a google doc, we just decide it wasn't important this week. Notes: Russ is losing his job, alternative Mario timelines, Meatcraft, Squid’s Guantanamo beef, an in-depth look at the cast of Rocket Power, the first fetish, we spend too much time talking about the Duckiverse, a desperate bid for Vice attention, Alan doesn’t deny we’re friends for the first time (pay close attention) [Note from Alan: I was too busy looking at nudes to pay attention to what Russ was saying and deny it], 100% clean comedy about Streaky the Supercat.

We're ringing in 2017 the only way we know how: with our favorite monster girls. Dig up the Monster Musume OVA and marvel at the uncensored boobs and butts with us. 

Hogcast becomes a high stakes techno wonderland after engaging in some powerful discourse. Prepare for danger, debauchery, and a taste of the bittersweet. Notes: Eating a Corn of Cob w/ Strange, Bagel Bites Protein Style, Alan hates horny robots!, the Zentai Suit airport, Holographic Pickels are called Pixels, Alan’s sick new kicks, the Tortilla Roll Up, Duneald Trump and BannonPulse, Let It Be (Off Air), Melania is not an archetypical farm girl, our pitch for a new Twilight Zone episode. Corrections: Russ was thinking of Blankman and Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld.

Oh man, politics, am I right? Notes: The Nintendo Cinematic Universe, Reagan the Forbidden One, Chris Kyle’s Walmart savings, Pentagon DARK, Bangin’ on a Trash Can, pizza that ass, The Duke of Doubt, our Sonic Boom torture begins anew, ironic Simpsons deaths, a horrible alt-right tude, PBS Idea Man Underground, sexual power

We’ve been busy working for the man and Russ’s computer died immediately after this recording, but nothing will stop us from producing fresh content. Especially now that we’ve gotten into the money laundering game. Notes: Hank Hill’s urethra, snakes in vaginas, fucking piles of goo, Alan’s Ender’s Game elementary school, Jughead out the car now, a great new segment, Mallow’s Cream, the death of #teamfeet, a monogamous tude, hemipenes, Madicka Magica Corrections: the band from the Carmen Sandiego game show was Rockapella.

We're back with our friend Sabrina (@hinikuna_damacy) and this week we're wild about tulpas. Are we tulpas? Is Sonic a tulpa? None of us can really say for sure. Notes: Bubsyshock, welcome to all of our new tulpas listeners, Pizza Murder and the Zatriots, Yahtzee and Kakarot the Homestuck characters, the secret to a woman’s heart, what a yuri world

Hey, satire is all about EDGE, and if there's anything Sonic, Pizza, and this pizza contest have in common, it's that we ALL got edges here. That's right eggheads: this is all satire, and if you thought it wasn't, well, you're looking like a bit of a goon now. Nerd. Notes: Hampster Juice Wheezing, The Magic American Sniper, Lil Bowling Pin Jim, What’s in that sauce? The Catholic Church’s opinions on Skellingtons, The Creator of Chip and Orbot, TRON SILVER, lick that spider like Rohan,

The boys go corporate this week as they escape to the city? Or from the city? Either way, the decadence of Rome must be reborn. Notes: DMs and the secret origin of the Hogcast, escapefromthe.city, the revenge of #teamfeet, The Praetorian Guard, Squibbons and the Mega-Squid, you brexit you buy it, /r/bluehog, who is Jon Galt and why did he drink my Diet Red Bull? Corrections: Red Bull actually began in Thailand Wanna help the boy's and maybe understand some of the crap they talk about? Maybe purchase one of these items using our amazon links! Don't want any of these products but looking to buy something else? Use one of these links and purchase away! It costs the same for you but we still get a cut of the action. Metal Gear Solid HD Collection The History of Sonic the Hedgehog (Pix 'n Love Editions) Thai Red Bull Krating Daeng Original Energy Drink 150ml

Country mouse Russ Walsh moves to the big city and fast talkin' Alan Black tries to show him the ropes. Heartwarming laughter and family fun ensues as these two knuckleheads try to make it on their own. Notes: #BarrelAged, Joker is hungry for the Cuck, 30 Seconds to Mars is impossible, Poppee is good, Pizza Pick Up Artist, the secret origin of Pete the Pizza maker, Gaijin Goomba is ashamed of his words and deeds, Sparkling Cider and Whipped Cream

Beloved guest, the twitter famous @weepysweetmonty, returns to the podcast. Immediately, everything turns gross. Notes: Gweneth Gooptrow, what was the secret of the Ooze? The mysterious handsome chap, why Russ hates Sudowoodo, another round of “What white people can’t do anymore,” the origin of “Zoopa,” Totinos is woke, The last thing you hear is “yuck.”

It’s a special Anime Expo episode recorded face-to-face in Los Angeles with our dear friends Harry (@Nicomakibesto) and Lenore (@kombucha_kid). Listen and pretend you’re sitting in our hotel room while we shout over these poor, poor Brits. Notes: an update on #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Lenore’s juggalo identity, Cuck Is The New Gay, Russ’s Love Live Sunshine theory, marmalad, Andrew Weapons & Knives, Lil Dice, our hot ‘sclusie, Mike the Extremehog, Russ’s awful Smudgeway Sandwich

This week, longtime fan of the show and pop punk afficionado Autobite (@autobite) joins us to mourn our favorite ape. We miss you Harambe. Notes: Pop Punk Earth Protection, The Yoshi/Sonic conundrum, What’s your cuck area?, Atheist Greasers, Russ’ Spaghetti Incident, Harambynne, Counting Crow Punk, Littlefinger and Kuroneko are the same character, Back to the Zero Dark Thirty, More Harambe discussion (Music for this episode was done by Autobite. You can check out more of his stuff here https://soundcloud.com/autobite)

It's our 50th episode, baby, and we're celebrating it with longtime friend of the show Ben Pack (@PackBenPack). Unfortunately we recorded it on 6/9, the anniversary of The Ratchet Boys' death, and things got a little spooky. Notes: God’s genitalia and HBO Family values, Damn Seinfeld, Good Feathers, Yohane’s guns and swords, Stewart Zergo, Michael’s Special Juice, Ratchet and Clank character assassination, Donald Trump = Mucinex Man?, My god it’s full of crust, feel the Mr. Burns, Cool Spot’s big day out, K’nex racism, Ben-Gone-Zi. Corrections: Henry Chapin wrote Cats in the Cradle, instead of spending time with his son probably.  Ron Perlman (Hellboy) didn’t drift with a kaiju in Pacific Drift. Charlie Day was the one that jacked his brain into a kaiju’s It was called “Michael’s Special Stuff” in Space Jam, not “Michael’s Special Juice”

Yeah uh, sorry for the hiatus. Here's a non-episode that died in the process and isn't a real episode, but is as long as a real episode? It doesn't make a lot of sense. But we talk about Game of Thrones, a thing people actually watch! Notes: Alan loves the goo, Boruto Simpson, Poorly formatted jokes, Pan Pipes are the Guro Instrument, Extralegal mirage, would The Hound in our world be a furry? What does The Fat Man order at Olive Garden.