Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Notes: DilbEats, Lil Drake, Gooner Dolphins, I Went to the Dilbert UPN Party and Nobody Knew You, 40 Days and 40 Bites, The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE Reaction LEVELED UP BY SHAZAM! BATTLE OF GODS, Chad Bugeaters, Ranch Ramekin, Nissan GTR addiction, Satu’li Cafe, Dr Loony, Mike’s Way to Death, Buggin, The Space Cowboy

Notes: Shrinking Movies, Tiny Johnny Cash, Stephen King Hose Water, Cop Magic, Jerseyland, AI Watto, Wizard Strafing, Hot Pocket Engineering, Austin Powers genre, Jimmy Kimmel Show Lore, Rat Hands, Gendered Sanrio Characters, Wario Fitspo, Thang Family, Shaman of Song midwife

Notes: The Lovers of Love, smell torrents, Effective Love Altruism, CBT spells, Spider’s Love Balloon, Live2D Little Caesar, shocktubers, The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE Reaction, Netero Prison Workout, nasty clam pizza,  a boostless future, Bishoujo Spock, Hater Inferno, Weezer Greed Island, 2nd Person WW Movie, Harold and the Purple Crayon Cinematic Universe

Well, we lost Jair at the Universal Studios Minion Cafe, but surely we won’t get burned by our NEW Brazilian friend George. Notes: Jair got Glooped, Brazilian cryptids, AIs that love slurs, tradcath stooge routine, MILF Hunters v Witch Hunters, Mesmer invented reiki, sexing The Scream, Free Thinker’s Figure Corner, Stinky Not Racist: Origins, Infrared Dome, Starry Talk, Vaccine Nen Types, Hottest Biblical Figures, Fighting Vipers Jay and Silent Bob, Cut Big the Cat Content, Creative Monkey Murder, Rough & Tumble the Skunks, Dueling Peter Griffin Cameos, White Rasta Prophets, Conservative New Sincerity, Rick Reckoning, Homestuck Proper Nouns, American Isekai

Sorry for the late episode. We're stuck babysitting our friend Jair and he keeps getting in various Mr Magoo style shenanigans.   Notes: Encino Jair, The Journey of Allen Strange, pastafarian gang symbols, The Senku Piece, Spider Minute: Way of Watto, Guy Fieri’s TGIF Plantains, Spy vs Spy x Family, The Gum Swallower, British Jeff Dunham, Peter Englert Behavior, Sick McDonalds Toys, Fungible Soakies, Nite the Owl, Charmy XCX, PerPlex Alan, Dogpilled anime, the Ur-Stewie, The Soul of the Clown in the Egg

Every time a bell rings, a Billy Joel gets to play with Munch's Make Believe Band.Feliz Yaoidad everybody Notes: You’re Only Human (Second Wind),  The Broom Factory, Intelligence agency Harry Potter houses, The Tulkun Rider,  big Nepo Baby vibes,  The Way of Watto, Return of the Pizza Cupcake, snake church, Drew Barrymore’s Brutal Legend erasure, Ancient Roman Scran, Trad Cathy,  WaCaesar,  The White Carnival Squirrels, Shinzo Abe Patriots AI, Free Yuji Naka (again), Korone marries Sonic, Jimmy Whale, Carmela Soprano exoskeleton,  Feliz Yaoidad, McElwee Idea Hammock

Happy to announce that we've made our own Sight and Sound best movie list and it only contains one youtube video and two video games. Notes:  The Scary Hypno Man, Kevin Spacey Hopper, Peg Pete, fuckable aliens, A24 Orson Welles, 08 Watto, Godus Profits, Caesar Loyalty Missions, Amleth Cinematic Universe, Pilled Pasqually, Joe Camel’s Subliminal Penis, Me-Fisto, CE3, Russ gets turned Maoist, The Famous Pizza Bagel Lady, Cement Noodles, The Spider Troop, Overwatch’s Diversity Points, CGI Twitter Zeppelins, Talokan Respeto

A new Sonic the Hedgehog game has been released and naturally we waste 80 minutes talking about...lizard deals and Gurgi? You all knew what you were getting into with this one Notes: our dedication, Italian Hobbit Costco, monitor lizard deals,  Red Wave the Swallow, Coupon Freaks, CyberCath, Toydarian Puzzle Box, Fash v Ren Faire Divide, Gurgi’s Monkey Paw Wish, Prayers Up for Jay, Fourth Brother, Big Slurp Monkey Mountain, Premeditated Taco Bell, Sonic Frontiers Early Impressions, Free Yuji Naka, Scrapniks, Extra Dick Nutrients  Corrections: Monitor lizards do not use buccal pumping (breathing by expanding cheeks). The right term is gular pumping (breathing by expanding throat). Amphibians use buccal pumping  Check out our episode of America’s Next Top Podcast Co-Host https://mobile.twitter.com/ANTPCHpod/status/1587131339362410497 And hit up that Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/antpch/posts 

A new Sonic game is finally here, but we're stuck inside a storage closet at Twitter HQ figuring out which cats to ban. Also Watto got rebooted. Note: JortTurd, Dialectical Demon Fusion, The Master Debater, The Bayblonian Bee, Proustian Burger Stink Reverie, Dildohitler’s Locker, Reboot Watto, The Zoa Zona, Bootstraps Pie, Associate Lore Manager, Mara Jade Bishoujo Figure, Slinger the Ocelot, Ian Flynn’s FOXHOUND unit, Mumblecore Sonic, Daily Prestige Requirement

The only thing scarier than a goblin or ghoul is when my freaking male instacart slave mouths my avocados. Let's get this shit viral.  Oh also Watto died Notes: CandyCoin,  InstaAlbert, Underground Bed Racing, Retvrn to the Shire, IRA Watto, My Podcast Co-Host is a Dracula, Beveragely Thirsty presents Are You There God? It’s Me Parched Man: Fudge-a-Mania, Asher Roth to Chet Hanks pipeline, Boris Fortnite, Slice Slice Baby, Trump Primarchs, The Sigma Bug, D.Va fighting the BBL Allegations, This Sonic Will Fuck Up Your World Little Boy, Kitsunami the Fennec, Mobians Going Their Own Way, Bluto Had Hoes?

Oooooh, it’s the spooky season. And what could be more terrifying than listening to two hours of incomprehensible rambling about shock jocks and the Nick Jr. Notes: Netflix Wayfair Commercials,  Bimbofied School Lunch, Flea Meat, Conservawatto, Bluesclues Man, Baby’s First Podcast, 10 Years of Gay Macklemore, AI Cryptid, Nature’s Perfect Little Snack, The Long Ranger, FBI Pizza Party, Etsy Chain Diaper, Posterized Ukrainian Bridge, Mancow and Greaseman on Greed Island, Sonic Levine, Shin Donbrothers, Jim Henson’s Noble Phantasms, GO Anon,  King Shadow

We are absolutely gutted by the loss of our beloved monarch and Minions (2015) star Queen Elizabeth. Heaven gained another beautiful bird Notes: Princess Diana’s podcast drama, Meat Is An Ancient Food,  Harfoots, Anglo Watto, Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Prequel, Gurgi’s Wish, Free Elvis, Beveragely Thirsty Presents Are You There God It’s Me Parched Man, Leninade, Stinky’s Target Decor, Dominos Inflation Countermeasures, Yachty’s Pizzeria, Totino 13, Mythbusters AO3, My Bed Is In Ruins, Gyroids that Fuck, Devii and Pii, Eddy the Yeti, Alan’s Juvenile Rouge the Bat Fancasting, Slappy Squirrel Hose Water, That Thing of Ours That Should Not Be Named

Well folks, after our ousting from Warner Brothers we've run south of the border to hang out with all the other free spirits (ie. anarchocapitalist freaks) in Acapulco. Surely none of us will be executed by the cartel for selling drugs in their territory. Notes: Hogcastapulco, Red Guard Binky, Tiktok of pizza, NFT moments of anguish, The Wendy’s Promise, Cryptowatto, Plato’s Allegory of the Ape, Are You There God? It’s Me Parched Man, Papa Promise, ReviewBrah’s FBI Handler, Taco Bell bug meat, Sonic vs The Seedbearer, Amazon’s tamagotchi hostages, Rosemary Prower, Ken Bone cameo, JUICE REVOKED, Paulie Walnuts Catholicism, ancap Rugrats, Greased in Translation  The Amazon tamagotchi hostage video https://www.tiktok.com/@leonar.npc/video/7134394980193291563?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7084235319192946222 

Sorry folks. We've become Hollywood bigwigs in charge of a HUGE new streaming platform, so we're probably not gonna be doing podcasts anymore. Come watch us on the White Women Network Notes: WWN, Gyaru Fieri, TGIH, HollyWatto, mandatory kidney stones, Double Income One Stinky, Mexican Pizza Midterms, Papa John’s Resident Evil puzzle, Michael Transactions, Healslut Drop-off, President Xi’s noobtubes, CLAMP (derogatory), Omegaverse of Madness, Heatsink Hotplate, Sopranos Powerscaling, Brain Milk, Sweeps Week Weddings

Hey guys, we know you come to us for laughs and goofs, but this episode we had to reflect on the loss of a man who meant a lot to us. Please join us for the funeral of our dear friend, Shinzo Abe. All proceeds from the podcast will be donated to an anti-condom fund this month. Notes: Funeral for a Friend, Oswald Trafficking, Retvrn to Necco Wafers, Forgiving White Women, Night at the Museum Free(throw), Juyo and Vapaad, The Killing of a Sacred Arby’s Deer, Quillette GF Stinky BF, Sonic Origins apologia, Ian Flynn’s Unused Concepts, Anti-Maria, Grimdark Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Knee Pregnancy, Konami’s mailbox money, Endeavor Slander, WWE Jordan Peterson

Notes: My Dark Twisted Catholic Gru, The LA Centrist, The Watto Project, Homophobe Burger, Lunchable Whopperito, Arby’s Meat Carrot, food gacha, The Number One Dependent Sonic Journalist, Brandon’s Sarsaparilla Coma, Riverdale Persona, Pure Virgin Hearts, Buns Rabbot, “Willy Wonka Style Mishap”, the sexy Rolo mascot, Main Character of Anime, the Pre-Cringe Internet, Kanye West Mememaker, The First Italian Harley Quinn, LMM’s Suspiria Dance

Okay, this Mount Dadmore bit is about a week late for Father's Day, but you're gonna want to stick around for the bit on 1920s powerscaling Notes: Milfius the Living MILF, Antiracist Baby X Omocat, Andy’s Favorite Movie, Immaculate DILF, Bread Boy, The Asexual Yeastfreak, Hot n’ Ready Social Contract, The Cain Gang, The Jolly Mon, RRoD Trauma, Twin Peaks The Return for Five Year Olds, Save the Wife, Honey the Cat, Olive Oyl Garage Kit, IO Interactive’s Spy X Family, Jughead Dead Ringers

After taking our enemies to task on the previous episode, we're trying to focus on the positive this time. Yes, all of the news stories are bad, but have you SEEN some of this streaming content??? Notes: alt-ventriloquists, primeval lesbian current, The Creamster, The Immaculate MILF, Beavis and Butt-head Gaiden, sleight of tongue, PIZZA HUT HAS GONE WOKE, patching madness, Pep Boys podcast, Garfield’s Nightmare promise ring, Taco Bell austerity, Dark Tower pizza lottery, floating punches, Yew Nork, Kraven the MILFHunter, Moritori Rex, M&M Anxiety, Halo moves, The Professor, Funko to Fascist Pipeline

After losing our first recording in like 3-4 years, we are mad and ready to call out our enemies. Also the teachers that may have played leprechaun pranks on us in kindergarten? It's a weird one Notes: Respectable Carny Work, Cosmic Brownies, Chroma Car, non-TV nerds, podcast fujoshi, 9/11 dollar trick, Italian Grandpas, The Joker of Food, The Evolution of Cars, Marxist Joker Theory, The Ever Brilliant Dreher, shrink that bone down, Little Rogan, Leprechaun Tricks, Nathfield, Verminous Skumm

With Cinemapril behind us, we turn our attention to the major scandal rocking the news: Balan Wonderworld being ruined by Square Enix. Does humanity deserve the Naka Cut? Or do we live in a fallen world undeserving of perfection? Only our most ethical friend Scott (@scottblah) can help us decide.Notes: The Most Important Debate Of All Time, Marika Apologism, Frozen Food Cancellation, Centrist Feet, Gallifreyan Toydarian, Gas Station Pizza, Overcooked’s Legacy, Little Little Caesar, the sexiest fast food mascots, Fanta Anti, Kojima’s Polycule, weed pizzerias, Vince the Grafted, The Gandalf of Pizza, plumber money, Alan's Car Meals, Amy’s GTAV playthorugh, Amadeus Prower, Build Talk