Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

We're closing out Cinemapril by diving into The World of Fiction with our good friend (and #mymentor) Professor Mickey (@goomvi). What wonders await us in Quadratrum? We also watched The Number 23 because it seemed fun, but got bored and started talking about how Drake would react if the Raptors mascot died.

Well, it's been 150 episodes and we're thinking about abandoning Sonic & Pizza to become full-time filmers. That is of course unless our old friend Ben (@PackBenPack) can help us recapture the magic of Sonic in our heart by talking about the blue blur's latest silver screen exploits. Notes: Clout grater, Big Papa Pickle, adopting E.T., musclemen for your son, Tails Is Fucking Dead, GUN Commander Brandon, Garfield’s Sunday Mass, Does The Train Get Derailed?, Chili Dog Eyeballs, Biolizard Tease,  Thermae Caesar, Harold Ramis Ghost

Movies are finally back, and a living vampire named Morbius is responsible Notes:  Homework Movies, The Closet Creep, The Minion Yellow Wallpaper, Cinema First Responders, Pey Wet Freestyle, The Gamer’s Progress, Letterboxd AR Points, Catholic Uncut Gems, Inside Man Game, Sapiosexual Village People, Crisp, Brandon’s Pool Memories, Zouge the Bat, AOC Fart Mandala, Popcorn Bridle   The Inside Man video game clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYNUp5rAZJo#t=40s   Correction: We accidentally called Shigechi from Diamond is Unbreakable “Keiichi”. We did still cry when he died and his parents were still looking for him.

Notes: Friend of Balan, diceman build, Josuke985, Ninja Masterclass, Dr Pizza Stone, Yurika’s Pandemic Life, a Papa John Ultimatum, Dobby Shapiro, Radicalizing Grimes, Ben Franklin’s freak nature, The Loathsome Schneider, Rose Emoji Riddler, sick of snogging, Colin Kintobor, X-men Problems, fixing Genie, The Ultimate Ally, Onceler2012, Eternals v Cats theme music - @sethboyer

Note: wet bread, wifey crystals, The Happy News, gay spectator alien, Godzilla’s marital status, 40 Days and 40 Bites, god grindset, The Gourmand of Kyiv, APES REDEEMED, Awesome Green Doinked Quick, sex ed pizza, feminine pizza dragon, Tails got a gun, dodge rolling away from women, Clutch the Opossum, trad twist, Seth Green fucking his spaceship, Ska PuncherTheme music - @sethboyer

Notes: The Love Ape, Bin Laden’s PS2s, Miyazaki Swamp Sequence, Fallout gangs by state, Biden’s VRChat room, Joker 2: New Nightmare, pogging for old creeps, Buzz and Scuzz, Lazarus cum pit, Dante’s posts, Mtn Dew Limoncello, Major Melon’s proxy war, comment section pizza tips, Dew Baron, Bush in Assassin’s Creed, vaping nyquil, the mensch on a bench pack, Mecha RobotnikCorrection: Dante Alighieri was alive from 1265 to 1321, not the 1500sTheme music: @sethboyerFollow the podcast @HogcastSDRate and review on itunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hogcast-speedy-delivery/id969579845

Oh man, we're so nervous about our big guest (Big Dog, from Big Dog T-shirts fame). I hope a tiny man dressed like a shrimp doesn't ruin everything for usNotes: USS IHatemywife, The Skrimps From Brazil, The Beer Dog Paw, Big Dug, The Beer Joker, Fromsoft restaurant, Mascot Purge, Trashville, Year Without McRib, Charcoal Boner Ice Cream, the PVP state, cutscene pizza, Rouge superchats, Dr Starline, cores v orbsTheme music: Seth Boyer (@sethboyer on twitter)Follow the show @HogcastSDhogcast.com 

Gamers, you know what time it is. It's the holiest of all holidays, the annual Hogcast Game Awards. Get ready for some earth-shattering world exclusives and ALL your favorite celebs Notes: Note: The Hogcast Game Awards, FaZe Watto, Lego Salo, Gummy Cortana Feet, Probiotic Mojo, G4 Gex, roman statue avatar pizza, CBD drizzles, Wally Peanuts, Mexican Pizza: Resurrections, monofilament pepperoni cutter, advent topping calendar, Calliope Pumpkin Hill Rap, Netflix Yakuza, roast beef bladee, the Xbox Coffin, The Archie Comics Zone, FAAARP, Burger King Traitor

Here's the best Black Friday deal of all: contentNotes: Little Scrimp Chronicles, George Geef, the bad pepeloni, SlotsLife, the Kingo Minute, the cottage cheese decade, the day the music died (but in a good way), Papa John Galt, pilled pizza ecosystem, supply chain pizza problems, Pizza Hut’s very stupid menu hacks, The Knuckles Dream, The Original Coomer, Sonic vore maze, nothing is real anymore, SoundClown

Well, we traveled all the way to Trinidad for our friend's bachelor party, but he bailed at the last minute and left us eating Hobbit themed menu items at an IHOP. The frickin balls on this guy, am I right? Notes: IHOP Hobbit menu, ballcel, Adrien Brody’s Cloud Atlas, old bad X-men games, A Very Special Watto Minute, International House of Gump, Secret Jollibee Thing Sauce, the return of Dr Pizza Stone, Simulated Hobo Heaven, Calzoney Bukkake, Noid Rebuild, get in the pod and eat the meatballs, samurai sauce, Eggman/Wendell hybrid, Stefan’s Special Stuff, NFT Godus, Professor Von Schlemmer, G4 shipping, Mayor Bullyani, Steve’s student loans

Notes: making it sublime, Biden’s FuckJerry Collab, Eminem English Class, The Cum Debater, Portland Hallway Trolls, Surprise Frees, Soprano stands, Virtual Buddy, Yum Brands AIs, Alan’s Awful Sip, Rollin’, Idris Knuckles, Penders Scam Bible, Saffron Bee, Yukio Mishima’s Devil Gene, Bowser on Cum Town, dying to own the libs

We've brought back our friend and mentor Professor Mickey (@goomvi) to help us understand the Warner Bros.' answer to Kingdom Hearts - Space Jam: A New Legacy Notes: LeBron’s imported GameBoy games, FaZe Bronny, E3 Coding Camp, JK’s bad ideas, racist Foghorn Leghorn, girlbossing, grooming algorithm, granny’s energy wave, Tech E Coyote, Bugs flies to heaven, Han Solo’s iconic dice, the best MCU character, Book Jam

We've got a very special episode here recorded in person in Alan's dining room. And not just as the pretense for an opening bit this time! Notes: Kathleen Kennedy Slider, our Watto origin story, horny reboot grandpa, Zohan stereotypes, Sandman Cinematic Universe, The Cruella Minute, Wimpy War Update, Barberabating, Punch & Judy toxicity, Sonic’s GETTR takeover, George Sommersby, 

Well folks, the lawyers demanded we had to do a live apology to an early 2000s mascot platformer that we may have unfairly slandered. So we turned it into a twitch stream! Notes: mushroom heads, our public apology to Ratchet, White Flash, the Bicentennial Groomer, Hubie vs Disguisey, Dorm Room and Biotechnology Pizzas, The Plutt Platitude, italian lound, Dai Dark of Madagascar, the two jesuses, the deadly six, Kneecapeon Mace, critical echidna theory, Foster’s Bimbofication Home, Hamburglar dying in prison

We at Hogcast: Speedy Delivery are proud to present Hogcast Direct: a tantalizing first look at the hottest goofs and gaffs coming to the Hogcast in the near future.Notes: Alan’s neutral special, the Catscratch Mech, Leguizamo Toons, Mars needs John Carter,  Nostalgia Critic Ken Burns Doc, Pleakley Minute, the Jollibee, Pizza Veritas, Sonic negotiations, Passing the Torch, Bruce and Lloyd Out Of Control, Harvey Who, Replyguy Mythbusters,

It's finally here: the debut of our sexy new vcaster (virtual podcaster) outfits. Time to kick back and imagine a sexy catboy and a weird little bowling pin man Notes: Our new costume reveals, libertarian prog, Cracked guys, Mark Mothersbaugh Day, T levels of Nickelodeon dads, American Darling in the Franxx,  Broom Kid, Under the Cheese, the Center Bun, chilli dog pizza, Japanese Doug, The Day the Music Died Again, Bleedman’s World, Inverted Chad, Fiona the Fox, Twitter Psycho Mantis, Marvel 9/11

Meltdown May is here and we're betting all that we have with our bookie Chris (@cobrafontaine). This is how we win Note: the Meltdown May Odds, gifted kid third impact, Melting Down at God, Ageplay Movies, Wendell the Baker spirals into madness, Grimes dirty foot origins, ConstableFrozen’s tontine, BDS Watto, Ernest Gets Superpowers, turtle salmonella laws, Wimpy’s War, SpongeBob Bandaids, Boston Bloodborne, Isaac, anti-royalist minions, Gyroid Rick

Though you might not remember, you’ve been here many times before. One day—just as it does for you and for all—it appears to a troubled podcaster in his time of need. Through its doors he embarks on an adventure into the magical land that dwells within his cohost’s dining room: Alan’s Wonderworld. Also our friend Bee (@cavegift) is here!Notes: Alan Wonderworld, political podcast marriage, Tower of Timbs, the most libertarian planet, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s polycule, the Sebulba Sixty Seconds, Lib Skull Face, Dr Pizza Stone, “I love you alive girl”, Wendell the Baker’s cancellation, The Monster With 21 Faces, NFT Hamburglary, Aphex Twin Jojo, Xenin, Mother Box blockchain, the banned Panty Raid, Vision Blanco

It's March Madness folks, so naturally we're celebrating by pretending to draft cartoon characters from fifty years ago. That's right, it's the first annual Hogcast Hanna-Barbera Draft, and we've got our friend and resident Scoob fanatic Shane (@ShaneHosea) here to pick the best of the best. Notes: Scoob mythology, Tom & Jerry malaise, Droopy Joker, Yogi’s Space Shield, Penelope Pitstop, Alan’s horrible Hex Girls/Ghoul School mixup, our film pitches, Russ Cooking Corner, Dr Philadelphia, KFC Pizza, Jamie Oliver’s stupid grape pizza, Screenrant’s awful listicle, Christopheles

Notes: Our Big Next Gen Upgrade, precog nootropics, food youtubers at E3, CrimeStop, Tripping the Grift, Wyatt’s beard, Kanye’s Bladerunner theater post-divorce, Dexter’s Real World vs Road Rules Challenge, Pepper Potts’ jade eggs, Agent 47’s pizza kills, American Goulash, TMNT ideologies, Tony Hawk in Boom Boom Sabotage, Jeepers, our Primary Target Demos