Theronathon!

Robots! Science! Infanticide! Consider respecting sentient machines, or not being wasteful, or standing up to corruption, but mostly just fight for a little bit! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Say hi to your dying mother for us! This mumblecore prototype tries to be The Godfather but ends up more like a depressing and awkward soap opera. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

We're back and living our best life with our true love Abby Fudor!  We're gonna laugh, we're gonna skate and we're gonna murder to keep it all together! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Chris Maxwell and Brad Davis of the podcast High on Film join us in reviewing a seasonally appropriate casino heist and multiple homicide as silly and explosive as a Christmas pudding soaked in Calvados! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

In an alternate universe where ceiling mounted video conferencing was better in 1997 than Skype is now, Charlize is a series regular on a show about an 11 person private investigation firm run by Edward James Olmos. We briefly cross into that world this week by watching what seems to be that shows failed pilot! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

A beloved and respected man turns out to be a monster enabled by the institutions that benefit from his talent. We couldn't have picked a worse movie in our attempt to escape that topic! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Unfulfilling lives peppered with infidelity and self harm are inexplicably scrambled when a pretentious screenwriter decides to direct his own work. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

These comedians are duty bound by an unbreakable oath to always produce 90 minutes of sketch every week, so just quietly ponder the value of comedy instead of actually laughing, because that's the way it's always been done! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Will we just say this show is great even though it's a comedy that doesn't make us laugh? Will we seem like we're dumb if we don't? Let's assess and evaluate! We're Eval-Ass-Aters! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Jog in place for a minute and catch your breath, we're recapping! Any regrets, surprises or things you'd change about this experience? We lay all out all of ours that we can think of, but it's late so there's also a lot of rambling. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

We get two of the funniest people in Pittsburgh to help us dissect all the ways Seth MacFarlane fails to be funny in the west. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Seth MacFarlane drifts aimlessly in the void of modern optimistic sci-fi. For some reason Charlize joins him, but you shouldn't unless you like all the elements of your entertainment to be lame. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Straight talking, straight forward and straight to video, all with good reason! This is the closest we think our girl will ever get to a Lifetime movie, but it's got the casting, outfits and even a few performances to exceed our expectations. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Experience Sean Penn's pretentiously vile, depressing and utterly vacuous depiction of conflict in Africa, inexcusably told through the lens of an unconvincing love story between two white saviors. A movie so unentertaining that it seems deliberate, we're not quite sure what to make of it! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Michael Richards, what was ever the appeal of you? This week we see a comedy, in very significant inverted commas, in which the heroes commit a litany of offenses including sexual assault. But you know it's awkward, wacky and charming because one of them is clumsy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

We finally have an episode with the soothing presence of Justin Tunney, and the giant gorilla of incompetence has stopped playing hide and seek with the mic input! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

This week we flutter about, frustratingly thin and carefree in the face of fascism and the plagiarism of better movies. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Just shoot Kevin Bacon. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

The Creator of our AMAZING theme tune, Alex Reed brings some uncharacteristic professionalism to our analysis this week! Charlize fights ninjas to the sound of big poppy earnestness! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

This week we accidentally challenged our beliefs in the right to free assembly and the effectiveness of protest with the help of Charlize's cliched and melodramatic character arc. This should be good, we should support it! What happened, Stuart Townsend? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support