Theronathon!

Immortals! Suicide by science! An old premise with new ideas and explanations! Charlize punches and swings axes with the best of them in another new adaptation of a graphic novel, it's The Old Guard! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Revisit a time before orange was allowed on Fox News! Then watch a monster get toppled by the hot women he coveted! We're reviewing Charlize's 3D printed nostril plugs AND her ability react without moving her face! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

If you were to meet them in real life you'd think they were a family of obsessive compulsive magicians, but fear not! They're only animated here so the effect is diminished! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

We're back and surfing the crest of Charlize's blue wave! Love is love, even between a goddess and a schlub! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Now we've done the Theronathon, we're turning our attention to the most beloved actor in the world... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Fall in love with a belligerent pixie dream girl in our sort of final episode! (For now, until Charlize comes out with her next movie, of course.) Surprising takes abound on this collaboration with a sarcastic Keanu Reeves and we sum up our thoughts on our girl's whole career as best we can! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

A full compliment of R. Jr (with the triumphant return of Justin Tunney) relentlessly chases the greatness of the simplest but most spectacular entry in Charlize's career! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

It's The Alien Advocate! It's homicidal K-PAX! It's Rosemary's Baby... FROM SPACE! Special guest Sara Kantner helps us diagnose just what the heck is up with Johnny Depp's hair! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Skillful curmudgeons unite to solve a murder and become aware of a national existential crisis! You know, like in the Bible! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

30% spoiler free! We are rejuvenated after our last few reviews by a late entry from the Young Adult team! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Mike Rubino brings some expertise to our analysis of Woody Allen's influences, which somehow do not involve being hypnotised into making a movie every year. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

The law of averages determines that if you make enough movies you'll eventually make at least one that's... as awful as this. Woody Allen earns his reputation as a sex pest and makes us want to avoid following our hearts in a densely appalling tale about nothing! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Explode your pearls and climb a ribbon to the future. What started as a joke is now an actual episode. A limousine is a car. A podcast is sound. Is this in France? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

The first one's always a little rough, so don't feel bad. Instead feel bad that this show commented on issues that it itself was perpetuating! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Pick a thing to be about, movie! What genre are you? Are you a scam? We're on to you Charlize and Woody! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

A new release! 50% spoiler free! A great cast propped up by someone other than Charlize! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Our no. 1 fan Tracy McNeil brings her legal expertise and gets us fired up (!) for the horrific, dejecting struggle for incremental justice for women. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Do you like your superheroes irresponsible? Well sober up and step into a lot of unexplored metaphors and implications! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Join us on a journey of self discovery where we learn that our tolerance for tasteless movies has slackened somewhat! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

(Insert Disaster Here) and be miserable! This week's somber episode discusses the value of art with no hope and the most pragmatic techniques for surviving the apocalypse. Band together and be friendly, basically! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support