Theronathon!

Slow down and catch your breath, then have it taken away again by some of our favorite action movies with ladies in the lead. This week we take a quick break from Charlize to drink in some other badass women. We've got spies in the city and the forest, MMA fighters in the present and racist cyborgs in the future! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Smash the system! Break the rules! Just don't watch the trailers! We're so excited that Sean Collier got us into an early screening of Charlize's new punk spy movie. She kicks so much ass you can practically feel the bruises! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Incest! Murder! Pedophilia! Save your soul and run! This week we have devilish comedy superstars Liz Labacz and Abby Fudor of Frankly Scarlett (with our very own Robin Hitchcock) advocating for everything in this movie with the addition of Hilarity! While we try to resist their overpowering and seductive ways they take us with full force and give us a plot summary that'll scar us for life. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

We regret to inform you that 15 Minutes can feel longer than 2 Days in the Valley when going on a nonsensical murder and movie making rampage. Our villains shouldn't have any chance of becoming famous, but will they? Does anyone even remember this movie? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Make a maverick decision that leads to two different lengths of journey through the machinery of fame, or stay home and seduce your dentist! It's the 60's, there's catchy tunes and chimps impersonating The Beatles! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Strenuously step towards validation and go bravely into the depths of this very ordinary and not particularly challenging biopic. We admire the most extraordinary drunken eye rolling and question the legitimacy of having competitive breath holding apparatus in a bar! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Flee with special guest Sean Collier to protect your remaining eye from monsters like an undercurrent of systemic racism and some brutally emotional gut-punches. This gorgeous and wondrous adventure will take you through a uniquely non-specific feudal Japan, that's populated inexplicably by white people! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Go back in time and discover the sister you never mentioned before, then come forwards in time and attempt to talk about a movie that has no inspiration behind it! Child soldiers, 3D ice printing and oily scorpion tails can all be extrapolated from the fairytale Snow White, apparently. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Learn the true origin story of this podcast as we celebrate Charlize's fabulous feast on the scenery of this YA-esque take on a classic fairy tale. YOU WILL DO THIS FOR ME, LISTENER. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

ALERT: We may have reached peak Charlize. Journey back to your unappealing roots and affirm your irresponsibility with us, and special guest Alex O'Brien, as we talk about the reason we're doing this whole podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Fail to discover the meaning of life... IN SPACE! Don't go and see Alien: Covenant, listen to us talk about how Damon Lindelof is a hack instead! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Soft-shoe into the sunset with Will Smith as he not very mystically helps a rich white guy play golf well using the power of meaningless gibberish. That'll be five dollars, you know like in Hindu scripture! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

The Cider House DOMINATES our contempt for about 40 minutes in this episode. A movie about how hard abortion is for rapists and the most joyless adventure of all, where the moral is apparently to be decisive and shun rest of the world! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Come and have an inoffensive time with us as we cheerfully steal gold and plot to have our betrayer tortured by Ukrainian mobsters! You know, like they did in the 60's! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Charlize fights Vin Diesel and his muscular crew of muscle car drivers with delightful results. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Aeon Flux wows our intellects and disappoints our hearts with it's great ideas and terrible everything else. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

We review the Pulp Fiction/Lethal Weapon knock-off in which Charlize isn't very good, but James Spader is. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support

Our first episode! We're not very good yet, but neither is this movie! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theronathon/support