Super Pee Pee Time

Well, we're pretty sure that our fives of loyal fans noticed a few folks were missing from our EPISODE 100 extravaganza that was so extravaganzant, it lasted through EPISODE 101. And STILL we didn't get everybody in there. Two of the missing were: The Gianetti Brothers. The restauranteurs of the Super Pee Pee Time universe had been dealing with legal troubles, but that's all behind them, and they're ready to reveal their fanciest restaurant yet: Benu. They don't know how to pronounce it, and that's how you know it's fancy. So if you've had that sense that a rhino was here but isn't here anymore, you're in the right place. Enjoy all the mouth-watering descriptions of such delicacies as Werewolf Water, the egg of a premature sleazy premature prairie hog, and a relish spray you can use in warfare. And if you feel sufficiently fancied by this episode, please subscribe if you haven't. Please leave us a 5 star iTunes review if you haven't. Please send everyone in Bolivia one olive if you haven't. Some of these

We're back for part two of the big 100 episodes extravaganza! We'll be talking with a few more of our favorite characters. We didn't get to everybody. The Gianetti brothers aren't in there, they'll have an episode next week. But we've got a bunch of our faves, including Jack and a sentient Shovel, especially for our superfan, Andy. This episode has it all. Nighttime bears. A waterslide made of living crabs. A honeydew sorcerer. An ungrateful evil shoeshark. You name it, really. And if you happened to wonder or care and/or couldn't figure out the casting yourself... CADE: Ted the Lifecoach Ernesto de la Paz Charlotte the craft lady. Or maybe Jeannie. I honestly don't remember Mr. Johanssen Jack Strider Zorn Zemillion B MAC: Sandwich Nurse Carol Margaret Boheen Whichever of Jeannie and Charlotte that Cade isn't Tassie Shovel Grunk Jorak Mult STARMEK Enjoy, everybody! And thanks so much for listening!

Well, well, well. Looks like we've all made it to EPISODE 100. And to commemorate it, we've done a couple episodes of interviews with some of our pals from throughout these past couple of years, to get their thoughts on a HUNDRED episodes. There is also possibly the most epic of all possible charley horses near the end. I mean, it was a god damned hundredth episode miracle, we have to tell you. And if you've ever happened to be curious (and somehow didn't figure it out) here's who is who: CADE: Stephen Tarleton Grigglesby Valery One half of the Barry White Creature Opal Bear Beatrice MAC: Mr. Welk Vladimir The other half of the Barry White Creature Freddie Mama Next week we'll continue on with some more of our faves. We don't get to all of them because, well, if you know us, you know why. We just...couldn't stop talking. We've loved doing a hundred episodes with you weirdos. And we're looking forward to a lot more.

You know, sometimes we create these elaborate outlines of what we're going to do. Sometimes we just wing it. But sometimes we put together a nice, simple, short outline. Easy to remember, no problems at all. And then we chuck them within minutes because, I mean, come on. We start off with what was to be a 50's-style Sci Fi movie. Wonderful. But then we made the fatal mistake of going to commercial...and we just kind of never came back. It's not even clear what the commercial was for. But it was 30 minutes long, so clearly it must have been important. Why else would we do it? WHY ELSE? Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening to EPISODE 99! Or even just for reading this blurb. Although, if you read this and didn't listen, that would be weird. But hey, do your own thing, man.

Mac on stay-cation means he doesn't want to get up early on Thursday. And what does that mean? EARLY EPISODE! First up, get ready for some QVC home shopping magnificence. We'll be showing you jewelry, housery, filthery, and milkery. A hand that is brought to life using voodoo, a little bony whistle flute, and a snowguck which ends up being just what it sounds like, basically. And then...it's a musical about a marathon. We didn't know we were going to do a musical. And we almost succeeded in not doing one. But we're nice people and we mean well. If you've ever wondered if that special someone will notice your malted milk ball eye, this is the musical for you. We love you guys for listening. Tell a friend. Tell a stranger. Scream about us into your pillow at night. Or during the day, we're not the boss of you.

Are you unready for episode 97? We thought you'd never not ask! First, it's a space launch. But it's one that requires Ted the Lifecoach AND Carol. So you know it's going well. So put Peachnuts on the phone, prepare your forward elbow, and give yourself a trophy for sliding on dry cereal. Let's go! And then, we go back in time to a couple of gents trying to get off of work early to get to their bowling tournament. So listen, enjoy, and invest in ravioli, or my swarm will activate. If you liked this show, please subscribe on iTunes, SoundCloud, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts!

This episode...we thought it was going to be about something. And it ended up mostly being about a lot of other things. And ultimately, it was about the Radishes for Joy, a box of warm handles, and a wedding that breaks out in your shorts. Or something else. We start with a couple of friends trying to decide what to watch on TV. They decide on a documentary...which is interrupted by many, many commercials. For a credit union that will loan you money to buy more money. For an energy drink that will allow you to see vegetables that aren't close by. All kinds of things. We hope you enjoy this episode. And if an elephant seems like he's going to fall on you, just get out of there. Come see us on Twitter. We are very friendly and only bite Zoroastrians. And even with them, it's like 50-50 at worst. Stop by and see!

Episode 95, the one where even we weren't sure what it was. THE CITY OF THE FUTURE - where two robot tour guides show two humans (well, human-ish) around the city. You'll learn of a fraud protection horse, sinister milkmen, and using a mirror to look into your own shoeshining business, even if you could have just turned around and looked into it that way. MITANDO DONUT: Way back in episode something, there were some donut makers. And they're back now, making such donuts as "Food Donut" and "Pretzel Grenade". Come by for the grand opening. And if you enjoyed this, hey, you, subscribe, why don't you? Or come by twitter and say hi at @SuperPeePeeTime. We're very nice people with many fine qualities, probably. We mean well. You'll see.

Yes, folks, it's that time again. it's time to play SOUP IS CALLING! Or maybe it's WHO ISN'T AN UNCLE? or OLIVES ARE RAPED. The point is, it's time for a game show where you could win a free one minute's supply of lady-mouth freshener. You know how we play our game. An aardvark will carve a beautiful statue out of monkey's faces. After that, it's all pretty standard stuff. Also, Cade has a MASSIVE charley horse the likes of which we haven't seen in months and months. Wonderful. Just wonderful. So if you ever wanted to hear an old lady give birth to a 49 year old infant, if you ever wanted to know how Burt Reynolds got his spirit broken from the inside out, if you ever needed to hear about a cross between soccer and belligerence, it's your time now. Enjoy, rate, review, share, tweet, facebook, do whatever you must! We love you weirdos. Come see us on the tweeeterrrrrrr!!!!!

The game is afoot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson return (back from EPISODE 36, check it out...) with another chance for Sherlock to get his juicy thinking juices going! This mystery has it all: an evil cult, asteroid milk, an axe with situation juice on it, underwater mud. All of it. So put on your weird hat with two fronts like Sherlock used to wear, order a big plate of Sock in a Hole, and let's all try to get sloppy with each other...but let's fail! And if you liked this, why not subscribe? Why not leave a lovely review? Why not come see us on twitter at @superpeepeetime? Why not do anything at all? Just do anything. It's fun to do things, you know.

That's right, everyone. It's Easter. And that can mean only one thing. We don't know what thing, but it can only mean that one. That one thing, and THE HUNT FOR THE EASTER BUNNY. Yes, the tiny town of (oh come on, you think we remember what we named the town?) has been terrorized by the Easter Bunny, who cuts the hands off of famous comedians and non-famous barbers. The townspeople are upset. One of them wishes the town was Pumpkinland, but it isn't. There's a lot to take in. Ultimately, two brave men set out to find the mythical creature, but not before listing all their favorite Russell Crowe films. Will they survive? Will we learn which is their favorite Russell Crowe paper clip? WILL WE? Enjoy it, and if you do, come on and say hi on twitter. Subscribe to the show, why don't you? Leave us a lovely review on iTunes, Stitcher, or wherever else such things are possible. All of that sort of thing. Do all of it.

It's a Super Pee Pee double feature! Two thingies for the price of one thingie. Also the price of zero thingies. This is free, is the point. DONALD & BEN'S APOCALYPSE KIT: We all know that the lord had a special pole he used just for touching ovens. Obviously. But what you might not know is how to survive your standard Apocalypse. Well, look no further. The Doctrine of Helium-Filled Almonds is here to help. BLACK OPS MISSION: A team of elite commandos prepare for a raid that could turn the tide of the war on terror. They'll have a people pecker, a steam iron, cinnamon raisin bread and a cinnamon raisin person. They'll decide just what a gun is and isn't, and what happens to the wheels of the helicopter after they go up. Enjoy it, people. Enjoy it all. And if you DO enjoy it, come see us on Twitter and say hi. Leave us a nice review on iTunes. Subscribe. Jump up and down screaming our name in a crowded place. Whatever.

If you loved the Super Friends and the Legion of Doom, but you felt they were lacking all the really good powers like grappling hooks that can churn butter, or a lunchdress, this is the episode for you. The League of Heroes, led by...honestly, we don't even remember that character's name. The point is that they're the world's greatest heroes. Golden Harness, Shiny Almond, Sheriff CornFist, and Mystical Chris. And many others whose names we...just...can't...remember... And whomever they are, they will be met by their evil counterparts of The Circle of Shadows, led by...seriously, we can't remember even one of their names. Which leads us to...the blooper reel? If you listen to our show, you know that it really, REALLY doesn't need a blooper reel. What are we going to do, laugh more? But we thought you might like to see how we tried - we really tried - to remember all the character names and write them down. You know, to keep track of them, so you could actually follow what was going on. IT WAS ALL FOR YOU.

It's time, folks. Time to pull up a comfortable boat-related chair and go fishing! Stetson and Billy (or maybe Harlan) are your experts, and they will teach you everything you need to know about how to catch the elusive white croppie, including: -how species stop being endangered by people just thinking they're not -putting laderhosen in your shamrock situation -getting up early, before zebras start to whisper to each other -which founding fathers did what kind of destruction to which type of sandwich -and much more! God, so much more. So make sure you put on your sunscreen, put on your deathscreen, and get out there and waste your life fishing! And if you enjoyed this little jaunt out onto the lake, why not leave us a lovely review on iTunes or somewhere. Tell a friend about us. Scream our name into a pillow. Something. And stop by twitter and say hi, we're extra friendly!

Ready for a double-feature? How about one that involves a chipmunk dressed as the grim reaper, an eagle that was arrested for robbing his own genitals, and a film called "Serpentine Corndogs for the Japanese"? Still with us? Great. Also, seek help. We start off with ANIMAL RESCUE, where two big-hearted individuals are trying to find forever homes for animals that have been lost, injured, or turned into priests. Stevie the African grey parrot is here. He's doing about as well as usual. Then it's time for MOVIE TIME FOR THE SAFFRON GERMINATORS, a film review show that goes deeper into film reviews than you're probably used to. Want to see a film about reliving the Battle of Soggy Opium? Or to learn about the horn children of the asteroid? These two have the inside scoop. If you enjoyed this, come see us on twitter, leave a nice review, tell a friend, or just transcribe the whole thing in pen and leave it on the doorstep of an old nun. Or a new nun, if they still have those.

ALL WILL BECOME CLEAR. Or at least that's what Thulla, a strange hermit with mystical powers, wants you to believe... Yes, we're back with SUPERGALACTIC! We pick up right where we left off. The Maralian Kranga Beast was attacking Strider Zorn and Grunk. What's that you say? It was also attacking Chelani, Strider Zorn's old flame? Wellll...we forgot about her. Either that, or she was lost in thought for the entire episode, and unable to speak. Which, hey, that's a reasonable way to be, man. So, the beast is attacking everyone you expect it is attacking, and there is nothing strange about who is here and who isn't here, right? Great. So, will our heroes survive? Will the onboard computer systems strike in protest? Will Thulla, the mysterious stranger, explain himself? Are you afraid of melon investigations? All of these questions deserve answers. Some of them get answers. Enjoy!

This week, it's two things. A big and a little. The big is TINY HOMES, a tiny home tour, where the builders take you through every little detail of the process. From the indoor barf moat, to the Lucky Charms Certificate of Disapproval, you'll learn everything there is to know about something probably. Who knows? And next, we're back with our old friends, Vladimir and Valery, doing their Q&A radio show. This time, it's a question about car repair. So moisten your necks, wear a bearskin inside out (to pretend to be the inside of a bear) and learn all about auto repair. And a frog-powered bicycle. And please, please, please subscribe (if you haven't) on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, wherever to make sure you get this stuff before anybody else does. You'll be the envy of all your stuffed animals. Friends, I said. Not stuffed animals. I didn't say it. And stop by twitter and say hi!

Something old and something new this week. First up, a couple of Wizards plotting to warn their king of a terrible prophecy. At least that's what it ended up being. So put a pair of undies on a baby camel only you can see, and enjoy the mystery and magic, under the Hoopmaker's moon... Then, something from the Super Pee Pee Vaults. We have a handful of clips lying around, minding their own business, not being used, never having been in an episode. This one is a space shuttle launch that...well, obviously since it's us, the launch itself never really happens, per se. But Head Engineer Peterson and his assistant, Falconboy, are on the job. They are visited by a strange presence, and planning various books like, "How to Fit the Whole World Into a Peanut Brittle For Dummies." So, wallpaper your walnuts, and just paper your regular nuts, and get in there, people. And also pets who are listeners (congrats on learning the podcast interface!) Oh, and subscribe on iTunes and you get our shows every Thursday morni

This is what would happen if a furniture store accidentally bought WAYYY too much airtime. That's right, leave yourself behind, and come on down to the big PRESIDENTS DAY FURNITURE SALE!!! We've got it all. Buckets full of jars, soapy chairs, a fanged motorcycle man, and eyeball hoses. Also, we've got two disgruntled voice over announcers, recliners that recline forward, and Nachos on the Run!!! And if you liked this, a.) what's wrong with you? And b.) subscribe on iTunes so you get it first every Thursday. And leave us a nice review so nice that it makes up for, you know, the rest of our lives!

Welcome to GeraldBurger, how may we help you today? That's right, we're back at the GeraldBurger drive-thru, and we'll hear all about books on oozing, the OH NO menu, supernatural ghost potatoes, squealing class, and more. Plus, it's the return of Punky Pants! Add to that a whole host of commercials for...products? Sure, we'll go with that. They're not available in stores. Don't order now - we're not ready! So order up a hamdogburger, some lady fries, and a science burrito, and don't forget to donate to nearsighted oreos. Please drive around.