Sinopsis
Unscripted absurd comedy madness. A podcast brought to you every Thursday by Jeff Mac & Cade Chilcoat with nothing but voice changing machines, sound effects, music, and all the characters in their weird brains. Mac and Cade haven't seen each other in person in over 20 years. This is the kind of thing that happens when you do that, we guess.
Episodios
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122: Dangerous Jobs, or Lap Ghost Rejuvenator
09/11/2017 Duración: 39minYou know, it seems like such a no-brainer, to do a show where we go and speak with characters who do dangerous jobs. How were we supposed to know that we wouldn't, you know, DO that? The only way we could have known how little of the actual idea would come to fruition would have been to think for about 3 seconds about our history. And that, friends, is just too much to ask. So, if you want to hear about people named Paul being hypnotized by big, hairy Frank, or a submarine full of cow abbreviations, well, you're in the right place. Thank you, seven people. Thank you.
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121: Paint Eyebrows On Your Whole House!
02/11/2017 Duración: 41minWell, this one almost didn't happen, folks. We were going to have to skip a week due to some unavoidable missed recording sessions. But I just couldn't bring myself to skip one. So here it is, the episode you've all been waiting for, pulled together from the last shreds of our previously unpublished (I think) reserves. And as it turns out, it's a really fun one! It's got everything: a talking hammer that will give you advice, a little package for your donkey, and a product that will make you feel tremulous about camels that won't speak to you. And Vladimir and Valery give a 3rd grader advice about love. What else could you want? NO ELSE THINGS.
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120: Super Cree-Pee Time 2017: Halloween at Old Mrs. HurtMeSon's
26/10/2017 Duración: 49minIt's another Super Pee Pee Time Halloween spectacular! This time, it's a couple of trick-or-treater's from Mr. Waverley's class. They're not in the best trick-or-treating neighborhood, but they're not the best trick-or-treaters either. They'll visit Susie May Hagen and Sarge, Stephen and Mr. Welk, Reverend Ben and Donald, and the two-headed Barry White creature. They don't get much candy, but at least they get to talk about some horrible things for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! And stop by and say hi on twitter if you want to do that. We are there, and we will say hi back. I mean...if that's not a hot offer, what is?
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119: A Girl And Her Horse, or Can't Wait To Jill My Jack
19/10/2017 Duración: 43minWhat's that you say? You're in the mood for a touching tale of a teenaged girl and her champion horse, Champion? Brought to you by the Halloween Superstore? The kind of situation where your elf is full of rigmarole, and you get a busy signal when you call the All Righty Hotline? Is that what you are saying? Well, my imaginary friend, you are in luck. Because that's what we've got right here. So crack open a frosty root beer, or a root towel and get ready to go inside the world of gravy.
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118: The Gianetti Brothers, or Caught in a Whispering Accident
12/10/2017 Duración: 44minWe were away for a couple of weeks, and so the last couple of episodes were from our secret stash. But this one? Fresh off the presses. And you know what? We may have been a way too long. Come on in! The legendary restauranteurs, Frank and Joe Gianetti are back with another soon-to-be-world-renowned restaurant creation: Canlis! It's got it all. Cheese that a race car driver can find, a hat made of crazy juice, re-follicled brain powder. Everything that you've come to expect from their restaurantery and more! And less! Hear all about their Uncle Air Conditioner, their Aunt Care Package, and that thing that happens when your tears come out of your lunch. Come for the cuisine, and stay for no reason. No reason at all.
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117: Carleton & Benji's Wild World, or the Waterfish and the Snoopy Owl
05/10/2017 Duración: 42minIt's another few clips from the vault. Never before heard, it's all stuff we had almost forgotten we recorded! But since Cade was out of town for a couple weeks, we unearthed them. And here they are: VLAD & VALERY: Our Russian radio hosts are back again to give some more great advice about home schooling your child, a velamint you can hide, a moose cannister, and a soaking wet shower (as opposed to the other kinds.) POETRY READING: Poems in the style of Keats, and picturing a Voovoo for the first time. What else do you want? (God, please don't answer that.) CARLETON & BENJI'S WILD WORLD: A kid's show about all kinds of animals, such as the hairless cobra, the French underwater cobra, the bungwater eel, the gun wasp, and far too many more.
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116: From the Super Pee Pee Time Vaults, it's Drink This Showmanship Juice!
28/09/2017 Duración: 40minWell, Cade's out of town. And you know what that means. No, no you don't. Why would you? What it means is, you are going to be treated to several bits that time forgot. Well, we forgot them anyway. Time probably never even knew about them. One is an awards show. It's the Oscars for a while, but then we kind of forget about that, and I believe it's the Reggies. It's got ineffective archer ghosts, wet and dry biology, and the award for Best Underwater for a Long Time Raccoon. Also, the worst voice-transformer problem ever allowed. Then, it's Mama, Beatrice, and a morning zoo radio contest. Mama will be diagnosed with beehive syndrome, she'll drink hammer juice, plus a really nice, solid charley horse. We think you'll really enjoy this. I mean...that's why we put it up, if you think about it.
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115: The Craft Ladies, or The Legend of Old Dirty Hamburger Man
21/09/2017 Duración: 45minWelcome back, friends, to another episode of Super Pee Pee Time. This week, Jeannie and Charlotte (aka The Craft Ladies) explore making your own makeup, wind chimes, and smells. There are leftover measles, an old monster reading a pork paper, an Enchilada Choir, tomboy juice, a chainlink god, and so much less. If you enjoyed this, please, lord, come to twitter and tell us what is wrong with you. We're so lonely without you.
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114: Bait Shop, or The First Everlasting Artichoke Rocket
14/09/2017 Duración: 42minWe've got a couple of delights for you this week. There's music, there's the bait shop that Mama frequents, much to Beatrice's chagrin. There's a hobo-rejecting lemon shark. There's some Lobster Shoe Stew Casserole. A support sock made of corn. A bowl of raisins with the raisins on the side. A helicopter hospital. There's just a whole lot. And it's all for you. For free! Please enjoy the show, and do remember that our show is not to be undulated without purpose. So, you know, don't do that.
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113: The Submarine, or Neptune's Hateful Grimace
07/09/2017 Duración: 43minAhoy, swabbies! Are you ready for a ride on a submarine? Are you ready for Grandma and Grandpa from last year's Thanksgiving episode? Are you ready for Cade to nearly choke to death from laughter? How about a funeral for a cough drop being held by an otter and a walrus? Or a hatful of chamber mice? A lion that's wrinkled from having been kept in a bag? Goalie juice? Are you ready for it? Can't really imagine anyone is ever truly ready for all of those things. But you're gonna get them. Right now.
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112: The Imps, or Long Ago, When Sweat Was a Baby
31/08/2017 Duración: 43minGuys, we don't know if you remember way back to Episode 66 (66: The Lost Tragedy of King Madregon and the Irradiated Wonderpants) but there were two mystical imps in an enchanted forest, imparting strange knowledge which, like literally everything, is void where prohibited. You can't do it where you can't do it. Or something. And they're back! The imps. They have come through some sort of portal to tell a lady and an overly sensitive guy who is holding a radio, "Say Anything" style, over his head. That guy goes by Frank or David, and he really doesn't care which one. Enjoy this episode, knowing that it comes with a free coupon for one dollar off a dead crazy person.
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111: The Jury, or That Slobbery, Stupid Baby
24/08/2017 Duración: 44minOrder in the courtroom! It's time for what was intended to be a sort of "12 Angry Men" kind of a deal, but kind of went another way. Longtime listeners of our show will be shocked by that fact, but hopefully you'll recover in time for this very fun episode. Everyone on the jury hates babies, one of them has a fighting maneuver he calls "underwear pie" which he learned from his gopher. But they can't agree on a verdict. And then...I mean...something happens. They end up in the forest with a son dying of exposure, and his dad has been hiding a locomotive he brought camping with him. It all makes more sense in context. Sadly, you won't have any context, so it won't make sense. If you've enjoyed our absurd time together, why not leave us a glowing review, in which you mention what pretzeling has done to your size? No reason.
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110: Wrap A Brick In The Corpse Of A Mouse
17/08/2017 Duración: 43minHey, you look like you could use a nice spa day. No? Well, how about a really weird spa day where you talk a lot about what kinds of careers you see for your butt, and you talk a lot about E.T. and what he did when the gay circus came to town? Sound better? Great! Come on in! If you enjoyed your time at our spa, why not leave us a lovely review over at iTunes? Or just tell a friend? Or just come see us on twitter and say hi. Regardless, just remember: fire is more afraid of you than you are of it.
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109: Holy Hamburgers Video Tapes and DVDs
10/08/2017 Duración: 44minAre you ready for a chillagriating, tortallious journey into the world of volumes of things? Tarleton and Wilter are, and they're not alone. Not only are Mama & Beatrice with them, but there's a horse named Trudy, and...you know...some other people of some kind. And they will be exploring the bottom halves of various dinosaurs, including some fossils that will make you forget about ice tea. If you're into that. So if you've ever wanted to know about dinosaurs, fossils, bulging out of things, or a walking tour of pantries of people who are at work right now, this is the episode for you. Honestly, it's for you even if you didn't want to know about those things. And it's 80% guaranteed! Thanks for listening! Put on your paid-for pickle pajamas and enjoy!
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108: Hula Hoop Restriction Day
03/08/2017 Duración: 35minHo there, now. Just whoa down your horses and other whoa-able items and sundries. I honestly don't know why I whoa'd you. I apologize. Everyone deserves to continue through life, unwhoa'd by anyone. Not unlike this here text description, this episode kind of wanders off and doesn't really come back, exactly. We were going to do a Law & Order type thing, but at least one of us didn't seem to know what Law & Order goes like. So it was different. And it was brought to you by a slew of commercials, including your old friends at Hal Embry Ford. There's a tool kit by A-Holes Anonymous. There's an insurance company that helps out if you spent all your money choosing cheese. All this, plus a new camel on the police force are just waiting for you. Get in there, fools!
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107: Give Our Best To Elbow!
27/07/2017 Duración: 40minIt's our first new-new episode of our 3rd year, and it's off to the frontier! Pioneers on their homestead, making horrible foods and polishing their ghost areas. We think you'll enjoy a nice bowl of uncle corn, and some Elmer pie. And just remember, ice skating is falling down, but on purpose! If you likey, why not subscribe? Do it now. There's no good reason not to. I mean, unless someone booby trapped your computer and you click the "subscribe" button in whatever program you use for podcasts, and a bowling ball falls on you or something. That would be a bummer.
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106: Charley Horseman Of The Apocalypse-2nd Anniversary Clip Show Pt 2
20/07/2017 Duración: 43minSo, you thought we'd celebrate our second anniversary with just one clip show? Have you met us? Anything that's with doing is worth doing for far too long. And so, here we are with the thrilling conclusion to our clip show to end all clip shows... We've got an adult wearing a bathing suit that's really for a child, an operating manual for an open faced tomato holder, Ebenezer Scrooge, and several truly spectacular charley horses. Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening!
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105: This Is Humiliating, I Love It, Go Ahead! - 2nd Anniversary Clip Show Pt. 1
13/07/2017 Duración: 45minHappy Anniversary to us! Yes, it's been TWO YEARS of this nonsense, and we decided to celebrate with some of our favorite clips. In a sane universe, this would be a "blooper reel." But of course we don't cut out the bloopers because we don't live in a sane universe. This week's episode is the early stuff, right from the very first episode. You'll hear all about a gangsta rap, the reason Uncle Sasquatch is named Uncle Sasquatch, a shame nozzle, and Captain Peanut Butter on the Lake of Cameras. And a special shoutout/thank you goes out to our superfan, Andy Simmons, who helped us find some of this insanity. Can't we start all over again? No? Ok, cool, whatever, we didn't even WANT to, ok? If you like this foolishness, make sure you subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, wherever you get your podcasts. And leave us a 5 star review, share it with your weirdo friends, all of it. But mostly, thank you for hanging out with us and listening to this stuff. We love our listeners. All eleven of you.
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104: A Dagwood, A Velamint, And A Leave Me Alone Sandwich
06/07/2017 Duración: 40minAn outbreak of LooDoos disease is rampaging through a hospital. Only two doctors can stop it. And they feel like talking about other things, so, you know, get off their backs, OK? You'll hear all about poorly selling transformers, various symptoms, a legal-themed pizza parlor for children, a dagwood, a velamint, and so much more. And in this, the last episode of year two, we have a first: a guest star! Glory, Cade's daughter, graciously decided to come on the show as Matilda, the brave patient suffering from...well, there's a barnacle and a chicken nugget on steroids. It's hard to really say what all was wrong with her. We know you'll enjoy hearing her yell at us. Thanks so much for listening, you people of earth. Without you...I mean, we would still be doing this, but we'd be really sad about it probably.
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103: The GeraldBurger Dream Of Nana Gumballs
29/06/2017 Duración: 42minHow on earth is GeraldBurger going to get the right kind of ideas for their theme park: GeraldBurgerWorld? Let's go to the phones! You'll hear all the standard ideas, of course. Whispered recipes for ice cubes. The Moistened Milk Covered Cat Creature Parade. A button to press in case of oregano. But that's not all. There's more. I can't remember what more, but I know there's more, it's like 40 minutes of stuff. Enjoy! And if you DO enjoy, tell a friend, tell a stranger. Tell a tree that you think is close to evolving and achieving sentience. Subscribe, leave us a nice review on iTunes, whatever you like. We'll just be over here, enjoying our cross-eyed snowmobile rider fries.