Batshit Monsterpiece Theater

The unthinkable has happened! The Monsterpiece Vaults have been broken into by haters and several precious early episodes of BSMPT have been stolen! Luckily Parker, Chris and Louie are motivated like never before to bring you that sweet content they know you crave. Listen as they dive deep below the ocean blue to retrieve the first of these 'vault episodes' featuring their take on Robert Altman's 1980 classic, Popeye. Will the crew survive the terrors of the deep? Is there a secret hidden message in this madcap movie? Listen now to find out!

The last time a comedy western was on the slate our hombres were left a little cold by the madcap antics of the old west. This time the Parker, the Chris, and the Louie take aim at a deeper cut of the spaghetti western variety; Sergio Corbucci's The Mercenary (1968). Is this a bulls-eye masterpiece or a half cocked misfire? Can Franco Nero charm his way into our hearts the same way Will Smith couldn't? And just how will Parker and Chris revive their fallen comrade in arms? Find out this week!

If you find yourself spending too much of your life tripped out, freaked out, or otherwise confused by the inner machinations of Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice (2014) then let Parker, Chris, & Louie mellow you out. These cats will get down to the bottom of all of it. Psychedelic.

This week very special guest Chris Archer stops by and brings with him Super Mario Bros (1993)! So load up your Thwomper Stompers and set your Devolution Guns to Cretaceous as Chris, Parker, Louie and Chris jump on this live pop culture grenade, widely regarded as one of the worst films ever made. Is it really that bad? Is this the episode that finally breaks Louie? Will Chris Archer survive the gauntlet and guest star on future episodes? Listen now to find out!

In 2009 Vincenzo Natali's Splice set the world ablaze and now, at long last, Parker, Chris and Louie dive into the undiscussed shallows this film has to offer. Join them as they dissect this movie about totally cobbled together characters, making a totally cobbled together creature, in a totally cobbled together movie.

Ready your ears folks because this week Parker, Chris and Louie celebrate TEN episodes of Batshit Monsterpiece Theater. Ten brilliant episodes of insightful deconstruction, insufferably obscure references, and being mean to Chris. Join us as we mark this momentous occasion by dissecting Of Human Bondage (1934), as well as take a look back and offer a glimpse of yet to come!

Parker, Chris, and Louie find themselves transported into a world of unoriginal plots, racist casting choices, bizarre musical numbers, and the shrieking glory of Hugh "Jackdad" Jackman. Panda.

Alright this is Louie and I'm here to tell you how sucky the movie we watched this week was. It all started long ago when fuckin' George Clooney was born-No you can't start there. My name's Chris and the world is bright and shiny and I get dressed with the help of woodland creatures each morning and the movie we're gonna talk about this week is-No! I'm Parker and although I have all the answers we can't tell you what the fuck until the very last sentence!But why? Isn't that really important information for the audience to have?Because Damon Lindelof. Tomorrowland (2015).ps: please save the world.

This week Chris' childhood is put on blast as he subjects Parker and Louie to Wild Wild West (1999). Can his nostalgia carry the gang through the fever dream? Is this Will Smith at his wild wild worst? How is it that I know all the words to that damn song? Find out on this weeks episode!

One year ago the world was changed with the release of Mad Max Fury Road.  This week Louie, Parker, and Chris talk about Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) and its place not just in the Mad Max canon, but it's unending effect on pop culture!

It's a Neil Blomkamp double-feature when we talk Chappie (2015) and Elysium (2013)!  Whose dick is Parker gonna talk about this time?  There's a lot to choose from...

Have the Wachowskis finally gone off the deep end?  In this episode Parker, Louie, and Chris try to figure out what is really happening in JUPITER ASCENDING (2015).  Is it an unmitigated disaster or a Space Opera for the ages?

It's time for a fight, and after this the Batshit Monsterpiece Theater may never be the same.  It's Chris v Parker & Louie!  Who will bleed when they talk Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice?

Parker Connell, Chris Davidson, and fan-favorite Louie Whiteford are taking the fight to Superman.  This week your hosts are talking Man of Steel (2013).Batshit Monsterpiece Theater is now available on iTunes!

We gather to discuss Michael Bay's Pain & Gain (2013), a kaleidoscope of masculinity and an ode to capitalism.  Hosts Chris, Parker, and Louie debate the merits of this wild and wacky ride - does our first subject deserve a place in the hallowed halls of The Batshit Monsterpiece Theater?Listen now! - Download