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On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into […] The post Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12  Introduction 02:15:12  Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20  Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19  Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17  Old White People Will Call ICE […] The post From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05  Introduction 00:24:02  Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24  Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14  The Bat Winged Demon […] The post Halloween Family Therapy With Satan first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post A Four Alarm Booty Call! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem

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Sponsor: ⁠Quantum Energy Squares⁠ — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20  Introduction 02:21:11  What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08  The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT […] The post Blasphemous To The Future first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com  PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09  Introduction 02:02:03  Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20  Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13  Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05  Parking Lot […] The post Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:00:00  Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04  Introduction 02:07:18  Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17  What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00  Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13  Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage  15:30:04  Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks 19:48:22  Andrew Cuomo […] The post Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07  Introduction 03:01:13  Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22  Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul […] The post Mystery of the Upper Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company… I Don’t Have a Job” 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tay’s “Good Wood” (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: “We Love Jesus” Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Today’s hotline […] The post Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? It’s only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Prolapse Cannoli first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where […] The post Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, […] The post Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC) […] The post Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.