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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:56:13  The Internet Has Decided We Must All Know About The Comic Strip “Cathy” 09:33:14  Freedom Water! Hydrate Like A True American 18:38:19  Wife Is Mad Her Husband Isn’t LGBTQ 24:20:14  Tim Goes Off The Rails On His Love Of Triangles 26:07:08  Tiktard Makes Up A New Term To Feel […] The post Calling 911 To Get Out Of A Bumble Date first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:04:17  Foreplay: Let’s Get Sexy 04:53:17  Supernatural Sex: Mr. Clean Mind Fucks Billy Mays 18:19:06  Old Woman Freaks Out At Poker Tournament 23:39:04  Half Naked Freak Threatens President And Travis Kelce 25:21:19  Woman Claims Women Are Dumb Bitches 32:05:15  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:35:13  Stealing Flight Attendant Outfits For […] The post Mr. Clean’s Magic Virginity Eraser first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:22  My Tribute Song To Pastor Mannings Semen Latte 04:04:01  Making Full Length Songs Out Of Commercial Music 05:52:08  Alpine White Sweet Dreams Extended Version 08:00:05  Today’s Dish Is Fish: MEGAMIX 10:18:01  Glass Meat Clocks Full Length Song 12:50:17  Teasing Cherebra Venti’s Song “I Don’t Know” 13:43:23  Sticking Horrible Things […] The post Sticking Horrible Things In Womanly Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: It’s a best-of episode of DV this morning. I’ll be back later this afternoon with a NEW show. Until then, listen to this old, crusty thing. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 AI Transcript: The post Celebrating Female Genitals first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00 AdamEve.Com 50% Off! Promo FREAK 00:00:35:10  Introduction 00:02:18:21  Meade’s Bouncy Castle Workout 00:05:16:17  Make Your Own Gooner Hypno Training Video 00:08:32:02 Advanced Piss Techniques Vol 2 00:12:37:05  Daniel Larson Update / Sex Talk 00:18:21:09  Woman Finds Out Her Cosmetic Surgery Was Put On Tiktok 00:24:09:15  Dat Hood Rat Raps For Donald […] The post Significant Bowel Ejection first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:03:35:13  Non Gendered Names For Nephew And Niece 00:08:41:09  A Meade Weighloss Review 00:11:58:18  Meade Vs. Convservative Fat-Hating Media 00:18:01:08  Insane Ramblings 00:23:24:11  Uncle Ron Shits Himself On Instagram Again 00:24:03:07  Vioilating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights 00:26:15:10  Sucking On Thick Hard Vomit Chunks 00:27:26:21  Sign Up For The […] The post Violating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:19  America’s New Number Two Soda Pop! 05:24:21 The Stinkiest And Most Mangled Feet – Covered For 7 Years 16:02:18  Trying To Flee Cops In A Tesla With A Parrot On Your Shoulder 22:13:20  Gabrielle Chana: First Amendment Jesuit Auditor 27:45:22  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:48:10  Police Officer Locked […] The post A Veritable Potpourri Of Aromatic Evil first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:47:00 Day 281 Of Me Being Sick 03:25:09  Donald Trump Visits To React To Trial Verdict / Announce New Products 07:42:20  Cunty MAGA Gay Reacts To Verdict 10:23:02  Being Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force 18:13:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 20:48:11  Semen Shots To The Back […] The post Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:17:04  I’m A Sick, Weak Little Boy 07:32:09  Pubic Hair Wedding Rings 11:49:09  Turning Harley Quinn Into A Fart Slave 15:06:11  The Incubus Is Horny 17:19:19  Going Coo-Coo For Communion Wafers 21:51:17 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 AI Transcript: The post With This Pubic Hair Ring I Thee Wed – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Well, I’ve been sick this entire Memorial Day weekend. For awhile I sounded like I should be featured on the Special Poetry Slam (I’ve provided some audio) Anyway, we’re going to do a best of show today and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new show! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted […] The post Your Penis Between A Luggage Rack And A Hard Place first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:56:19  Misheard Lyrics 08:55:09  IVF And Porn – A Christian Nightmare 17:04:24  The Government Is After The Top Hermaphrodite 20:24:23  Youtube’s Best Anal Douche Tutorial 28:26:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:58:05  Gen Z Is Getting Trashed On BORG 36:12:12  We’ve All Gotten Scrotumfuls Of Plastic In Our Testicles 39:48:20 […] The post The Government’s Number One Most Wanted Hermaphrodite first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:05:15  Introduction 03:56:10  Alpha Male Pseudo Military Cosplaying 06:42:07  Primping And Getting All Dressed Up To Go To The Gym 12:12:22  Women Paying To Rage Out And Beat Sticks On The Ground 18:27:05  Donald Trump’s New Course: Power Top Program 22:54:17  Methed Out Tik Tard Trying To Call The Cops 26:45:03  This […] The post Is Fingering A Tesla Against the Law? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 02:03:08  I Can’t Connect With The Youth Anymore! 04:40:14  Harrison Butker Graduation Speech / Cries Over His Wife 10:07:20  Asshole Wife Obsesses Over Toilet Bowl Cleaner 15:49:11  A Woman In Love With A Chandelier 22:53:15  Meade’s Low Carb Plan 27:27:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:09:15  Breasts Have Disabled The […] The post  Did The Crucifixion Give Jesus An Erection?  first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:04  Introduction 02:21:15  SNL Coffee Commercial 06:16:21  Faye Dunway Commercial Outtakes 08:21:10  Lauren Bacall High Point Coffee Ads 10:13:15  Opening Celestial Portals With A Tiktok Lunatic 19:05:19  A Makeup Tutorial Turns Into Black Face – Kevin Leonardo Is At It Again 25:02:04  An Archive Of Porn For The Blind! 30:42:24  Sign Up […] The post The Best Thing Since Rat Infused Sliced Bread first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:05  Pedestrians Of Color / White People Lazily Pushing Shopping Carts 08:04:13  Is This A Racist Noise I’m Making? 11:07:24  Joe Biden’s MK Ultra Experiments On Meade Skelton 14:22:03  Meade’s New Weightloss Method: Get Sick 17:02:23  Feeding Shit, Toenails, And Feet Calluses To Your Sub Sex Slave 25:23:15  Woman Asks […] The post Getting Revenge on the Doctor who Wrecked Your Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:32:09  My BFF Joey’s Birthday! 06:31:12  Richard Simmons Posting Weird Stuff On Youtube 13:28:09  Daniel Larson Got Busted By The Feds! 17:33:10  Frankie Macdonald Comes Out As a BBW Lover 21:26:00  Woman Called “Fat Ass” For Trying To Cancel Gym Membership 25:04:24  Woman Desperately Wants To Be A Victim 31:44:06 […] The post Mass Vomiting At 40,000 Feet In The Air first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:48:21  Workshopping Some New Slurs 09:43:12  Making Shit Sandcastles And Taking A Hit On A Poop Bong 19:38:02  Meade Has Bounced Back Up (In Weight) 25:17:06  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:34:17  Going Cannibal On The Las Vegas Strip 33:11:23  You All Must Pay For Your Lack Of Enthusiastic Applause! […] The post Taking A Big Stinky Hit Off Of A Poop Bong first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:43:23  Putting A Condom On While Wearing A Nun Outfit 09:30:18  Awkward Couple Answers Awkward Sex Questions 18:27:15  Meade Finds Out He’s A Winter 21:35:23  Gay Manifesto Uncovered 25:12:09  Ripping, Popping, And Garbage Truck Crushing Toys 31:15:18  Tesla Cybertruck Vs. Cyclists 34:47:23  Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support Distorted […] The post You Can Do Anything You Want With Your Bottom first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:00:20  Gamers Horny Over Video Game Character 10:10:05  Video Game Dorks Cry Over Lack Of Cleavage 21:26:13  Dirty Uncle Ron Is On Instagram 24:00:20  Meade’s New Song Is All About Looking For A Trad Wife 29:22:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 31:00:10  Vending Machine Coffee Full Of Bugs 35:17:20 […] The post Gamer’s Demand Big Fat Asian Asses In Their Games first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:08:22  Grant Macdonald Is A Huge Proponent Of Nehpew Loving 10:41:20  Meade’s Raising Money For An Engine 14:11:15  Being Gangstalked While Pooping 19:34:00  Another Uber Meltdown 23:17:02  Traffic Stop Turns Into A Felony 29:52:10  A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee! 32:57:16  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:26:23  Reselling “Refreshed” […] The post Selling “Refreshed” Used Diapers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.