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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:44:01  Social Media Meltdown Over The Barbie Movie And The Oscars 07:47:21  Tom Hanks Perv Allegations 12:10:11  Which Terrorist Act Was Really An Offering To Satan? 15:27:09  A GUy On Tiktok Reveals Why He Doesn’t Wipe After Using The Bathroom 19:51:14  Awful As Seen On TV Product – Eat This […] The post Ram Ranch Has Been Raided By Police! It’s A Gay Waco Over There! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:16 The Lord Douche Chronicles: Part 931 07:44:02  Leaning Tower Of Crap / Careless Fairies 12:59:17  Racist First Date Ends With A Stalking 17:40:18  Bug Chases, Gift Givers, And The Language Of AIDSy Love 22:16:03  Jerk Junkies Taking Meat Into Their Own Hands 25:33:04  A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame […] The post The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:01:07  The Double Life Of The Weirdest Adult Film Director 11:08:24  Demonic Forces Keeping Meade At The Same Weight 15:14:07  Getting Kitty Litter Bombed On Your Livestream 19:15:10  Daring To Glance Over At Your Dumb, Precious Child 23:16:02  Airplane Freakout 25:45:17  Tamir Is Experimenting Sexually And Learning About His Body […] The post What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:20  Pubic Lice Outbreak At The Disabled Kids Summer Camp 09:10:06  Youtard Tamir Makes A Rather Disturbing Sexual Confession 16:34:22  Gucci Granny Raps Her Support For Trump 19:02:21  Livestreamer Vs. Gambling Website Blackjack Dealer 22:07:17  Released Video Of Onlyfan Camgirl Accused Of Murder 26:42:01  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:18:21 […] The post How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Pee first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:23  Distorted View Daily On Youtube Music 07:37:00  Fisting Poetry 11:57:07  Lucifer Is On TikTok And He’s Lactose Intolerant 16:15:02  Meade Update – Weigh In And Racism 22:22:13  Pervert Marriage Live On A Ukulele 24:28:19  Steve Dawson Was Not On Epipen’s Island 26:01:13  New Linda FInkle Hall Of Fame Nominee […] The post Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 04:58:06 The 1920’s Crazy Of “Laughing Records” 12:08:07  The Idiotic Stanley Tumbler Crazy 17:23:14  Sewage, Dog, And Electricity Update 22:48:23  Man Lives Next To A Screeching Psychopath 25:37:10  Teen Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk / Mom Shows Up Even More Drunk And Angry 30:19:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:33:17 […] The post Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:45:08  Smelling Your Alpha Shroom Head 06:40:01  The Joy Of Bating  11:17:11  A Japanese Doll Having Conversations With Other Dolls 17:51:19  Animal Transofmration Fetish Audio Erotica 23:12:10  Annoying First Amendment Auditor Vs. Even More Annoying Nosey Bitch 28:53:20  Support Distorted View! 30:43:20  Virtual Rape Is Back In The News  35:52:18 […] The post Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24 2024 Is Is Starting Off…Concerning / Dog Is Sick 05:02:23  I’m Collecting Washers And Dryers Like Pokemon Now 17:14:24  Jim Bakker Doomsday Predictions 20:12:04  When Twitter Fights Spill Over On To Video 24:54:24  Black Queen Detained And Pissed 29:06:02  Happy New Year Wish From Tan Mom 31:00:12  Support Distorted […] The post Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introudction 00:21:18 Distorted View’s 2023 In 4 Minutes 04:26:19  Magical Black People: The Movie 13:04:09  Cancer Fetishes 18:06:15  Livestreamer Finds Worms In Her Poop 21:49:18 A Final Daniel Larson Freakout For 2023 26:26:03  Amazon Delivery Person Vs. Rabid Old Women 29:38:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:40:13  Chinese Chess Player Communicating […] The post Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:14  Christmastime In My Hometown 06:09:02  My Greatest Christmas Gift – Incest 10:21:18 2024 – Everyone Is Going To Be Debt Free And Using Rainbow Money 17:29:16  The Government Is Stealing Secret Recipes!!! 19:34:02  Bitchy Boomer Beats Grown Child And Gets Arrested 29:33:10  Support DV! Keep This Stupid Show Going […] The post The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

I’m still off for the holidays, but here’s a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – An annoying twat of a child fighting with his mom over porn and computers -#WhiteFartsMatter and so do pizza-faced teens -Still praying for Nermal -Sexbots will make us all feel inadequate. -How many puppies […] The post I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:32:20 A Christmasy Thank You From Me – DV is Almost 20 10:06:03  On The Nut Hunt With Lord Douche 11:53:12  A New Annoying Twist In The Air Fryer Saga  15:04:19  A DV Pussy Perish Remix! 16:49:11  Two More “Special” Holiday Songs  20:11:18  The Algorithm Caught On To My Musical […] The post How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:10:17  Christmas Is Coming Quick / Henson Family Holidays 08:42:06 New DV Worthy Christmas Songs For 2023 10:42:23  A Very Cerebral Palsy Christmas 15:01:04  Adolf Sings The Christmas Hit(lers) 17:15:00  Have Yourself A MAGA Little Chrismas 19:29:14  Burp Fetish / Lady Who Is Only Attracted To Real Vomits 22:33:18  A […] The post Adolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:02:16:24  Holiday Schedule / Air Fryer Success 00:04:02:03  Which Sovereign Citizen Is Crazier: Black And White  00:06:38:14  White Sovereign Citizen’s Gibberish Confuses And Angers Judge 00:12:26:05  Judge Shoots Black Sovereign Citizen’s Nonsense Down Quickly 00:16:51:20  The Blackulator Caucasitron Has Been Upgraded / Results 00:21:21:05  Groom’s Absolutely Horrendous Wedding Vows 00:26:56:17 […] The post  How To Remove A Live Bomb Lodged In Your Butt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:54:14  I’m Sick With A New Computer  10:39:02  Angry Confrontation At The Pharmacy 15:13:18  Kanye Is Back To Talk More Shit About Jewish People 19:42:04  A Sexual Stump Fantasy 25:03:06  Santa Claus Age Regression Play Fantasy 31:53:23  Support distorted View Daily! 34:08:16  You Can Now Get Drunk On Doritos 38:26:24 […] The post My Dark Abyss of Sexual Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript The post Wandering Fingers In Hairless Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 04:53:07  New Twist In The Airfryer Saga 08:35:04  Drunk Youtuber Yells, Falls, Gets Police Called, etc etc 19:29:09  Trump Is Back With More Collectible Digital Cards 28:03:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:09:23  Putting The Stream In Livestream – Presidential Candidate Pisses On Mic 35:03:08  Florida Man Wants Compensated For […] The post Exploring the Future of Global Cryptocurrency: Introducing Plop Farts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:08  Blood Diamonds – Coming Soon To The DV Store 05:36:14  Holiday Sideshow Deals! 08:18:14  A Youtube Princess Is Shitting On The Face Of Men 13:55:21  Miserable Disabled Elderly Man Gets Kicked Out Of Housing 20:08:03  Another Schizophrenic Youtuber Starts A Church In Their House 25:00:06  Steve Dawson’s Fake Voice […] The post Plans For That Big Human / Dog Orgy Have Hit A Snag first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:10  I’m In Air Fryer Hell 10:25:03  All It Took Was Matthew Perry Drowning To Get Lord Douche To Watch Friends 15:08:05  Obvious Drunk Woman Tries To Act Sober 23:25:20  THe Old Tiktok Virgin Is Back To Depress Us 25:47:05  A Special Talent Show “Song” 26:37:16  A Special Pokemon Cover […] The post A Couple Has Been Having Sex The Wrong Way For Years first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Get 25% The Mental Help You Desperately Need. Sicko. 02:59:00  Introduction 05:05:17  RIP To A Cock Destroyer