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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:47:20  A Rare Distorted View Correction: Sowwy For Being A Weetard 06:52:05 Youtuber Faked Cancer – A Brief Boogie2988 Primer 24:54:24  Spending Some Family Time Together (Participating In A High Speed Police Chase) 27:39:04  Catching People Having Sex In The Community Pool 28:54:05  Woman Breastfeeds Her Husband All Of His […] The post It Might Be Time To Start Breastfeeding Your Husband first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:50:24  Grown Ass Man Cries About The Cut Of A Sandwich 10:06:23  Grammy Nominated Artist Butchers National Anthem 14:35:04  Meade’s Emergency Trump Stream 21:10:20  Banned From An Autistic Dating Website 24:43:22  An Eric Peyton Soundcloud Account Is Full Of Garbage 26:54:19 Homeless Man Norm Vs. The Cops – Episode 812 […] The post Women Don’t Respect Men Who Cut Their Sandwiches In Half Like Prissy Bread Bitches first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:59:07  Celebrity Deathageddon! 05:02:07  Shelley Duvall Vs. Hot Pockets And Shapeshifters 07:36:04  Shannen Doherty Vs. Richard Simmons: Who Wore Cancer Better? 11:21:04  Someone Had Their Sight Set On Donald Trump 16:33:13  Unveiling The Wheel Of Misery 19:07:21  The Ring Of Triumph / First Goal For A Spin 21:07:16  Incest Music […] The post Public Butt Chugging And A Part Time Clown Prostitute first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 08:58:12  Meade Tries To Sing Some “Modern” Music 12:31:04  Naked Twerking Demons Have Tormented Meade 15:54:14  A Straight Bottom Male Bottom Gets Toe Topped By A Transwoman  21:51:14  Clips Of President Biden’s Lack Of Cognitive Functions 25:23:19  A Christian Preaches At A Ross Dress For Less 30:50:05  New Music About […] The post Bottom Boy Gets Toe Topped By A Trans Woman first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:30:04  Embarrassing Social Media Content Needs To Be Turned Off In Public 06:58:11  Meade Skelton’s Ode To Processed Foods 14:01:03  Proctologist Schools Us On Fecal Seepage 16:52:06  Introducing DV’s Wheel of Misery / Golden Ring Of Triumph 20:43:15 Shit Smearing, Seeping, And Hemorrhoid Slime – Part 2 23:59:08  Kevin Leonardo’s […] The post Do Our Robot Vacuums Need To Be On Suicide Watch? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  A Quick Message From Timmyboo 02:13:01  Introduction 04:18:08  Highlights Of An Interview With The Hawk Tuah Girl 14:10:15  Livestreamer Creeps Woman Out With An Unwanted Kiss 25:07:23  Steven Dawson Got A Crappy Pacakge In The Mail 28:22:13  Vermin Supreme’s (Libertarian Wizard) Music 32:24:11  Cat Sex Based Music 34:49:22  When The Lack […] The post Cat Sex Dubstep – A New And Exciting Genre Of Music first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:39:12  The God Hates America Church Had Some Bangers  04:07:11 The Westboro Baptist Church “God H8S” Video Series 08:13:02  That Vegan Teacher’s Most Unhinged Video Yet 19:26:07  If Animals Drove Ambulances, Would They Save Non Vegans? 22:20:22  An American Racist In Poland 25:14:23  Showdown At The Costco Checkout Lane 29:35:02 […] The post Who Needs A Butthole When You’re Working With Two Penises? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:13  It’s Independence Week! 03:07:22  Tamir’s Happy Birthday Video / More Videos On The Way 08:45:17  Meade Performed And The Crowd Went Mild 11:39:03  DIY Piss Fan Instructions 13:35:05  Aged Urine Influencers 20:27:13  Urine Drinker / Barefoot Hiker Crossover 24:15:09  Shit Fan / Scary House Tour 27:42:24  Two Tone Deaf […] The post Beat The Summer Heat With A Cool Blast Of Piss Air first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:19  Favorite Past Time: Watching The Olds On Facebook Share Weird Shit 04:42:14  The First Anti-Woke Cartoon Sitcom On X! 16:02:18  A Non Binary Tiktokker Has Some New Pronouns For Us 18:42:18  The Sounds Of Anal Fisting 24:05:01  Preaching From A Mobility Scooter 26:15:05  Tiktokking Excorcisms 30:18:06  Support Distorted View […] The post Exorcising Weather-Controlling Demons first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:07:06  Misgendering Singers 04:09:03  Getting Singer’s Race Wrong 10:30:13  Our Favorite Emma Watson Hater Is Back! 14:46:00  Face Farting Skunk Lady 16:31:06  Sexual Squirting With An Unwanted Bonus 18:56:14  Christian Woman Sees Drag Queens In A Hotel Lobby /  Freaks Out 23:40:20  Arrest Of D.A.’s Daughter Goes Extremely Well 31:13:04 […] The post Drag Queens Ruin Yet Another Family Vacation first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:56:13  The Internet Has Decided We Must All Know About The Comic Strip “Cathy” 09:33:14  Freedom Water! Hydrate Like A True American 18:38:19  Wife Is Mad Her Husband Isn’t LGBTQ 24:20:14  Tim Goes Off The Rails On His Love Of Triangles 26:07:08  Tiktard Makes Up A New Term To Feel […] The post Calling 911 To Get Out Of A Bumble Date first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:04:17  Foreplay: Let’s Get Sexy 04:53:17  Supernatural Sex: Mr. Clean Mind Fucks Billy Mays 18:19:06  Old Woman Freaks Out At Poker Tournament 23:39:04  Half Naked Freak Threatens President And Travis Kelce 25:21:19  Woman Claims Women Are Dumb Bitches 32:05:15  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:35:13  Stealing Flight Attendant Outfits For […] The post Mr. Clean’s Magic Virginity Eraser first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:22  My Tribute Song To Pastor Mannings Semen Latte 04:04:01  Making Full Length Songs Out Of Commercial Music 05:52:08  Alpine White Sweet Dreams Extended Version 08:00:05  Today’s Dish Is Fish: MEGAMIX 10:18:01  Glass Meat Clocks Full Length Song 12:50:17  Teasing Cherebra Venti’s Song “I Don’t Know” 13:43:23  Sticking Horrible Things […] The post Sticking Horrible Things In Womanly Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: It’s a best-of episode of DV this morning. I’ll be back later this afternoon with a NEW show. Until then, listen to this old, crusty thing. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 AI Transcript: The post Celebrating Female Genitals first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00 AdamEve.Com 50% Off! Promo FREAK 00:00:35:10  Introduction 00:02:18:21  Meade’s Bouncy Castle Workout 00:05:16:17  Make Your Own Gooner Hypno Training Video 00:08:32:02 Advanced Piss Techniques Vol 2 00:12:37:05  Daniel Larson Update / Sex Talk 00:18:21:09  Woman Finds Out Her Cosmetic Surgery Was Put On Tiktok 00:24:09:15  Dat Hood Rat Raps For Donald […] The post Significant Bowel Ejection first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:03:35:13  Non Gendered Names For Nephew And Niece 00:08:41:09  A Meade Weighloss Review 00:11:58:18  Meade Vs. Convservative Fat-Hating Media 00:18:01:08  Insane Ramblings 00:23:24:11  Uncle Ron Shits Himself On Instagram Again 00:24:03:07  Vioilating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights 00:26:15:10  Sucking On Thick Hard Vomit Chunks 00:27:26:21  Sign Up For The […] The post Violating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:19  America’s New Number Two Soda Pop! 05:24:21 The Stinkiest And Most Mangled Feet – Covered For 7 Years 16:02:18  Trying To Flee Cops In A Tesla With A Parrot On Your Shoulder 22:13:20  Gabrielle Chana: First Amendment Jesuit Auditor 27:45:22  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:48:10  Police Officer Locked […] The post A Veritable Potpourri Of Aromatic Evil first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:47:00 Day 281 Of Me Being Sick 03:25:09  Donald Trump Visits To React To Trial Verdict / Announce New Products 07:42:20  Cunty MAGA Gay Reacts To Verdict 10:23:02  Being Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force 18:13:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 20:48:11  Semen Shots To The Back […] The post Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:17:04  I’m A Sick, Weak Little Boy 07:32:09  Pubic Hair Wedding Rings 11:49:09  Turning Harley Quinn Into A Fart Slave 15:06:11  The Incubus Is Horny 17:19:19  Going Coo-Coo For Communion Wafers 21:51:17 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 AI Transcript: The post With This Pubic Hair Ring I Thee Wed – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Well, I’ve been sick this entire Memorial Day weekend. For awhile I sounded like I should be featured on the Special Poetry Slam (I’ve provided some audio) Anyway, we’re going to do a best of show today and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new show! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted […] The post Your Penis Between A Luggage Rack And A Hard Place first appeared on Distorted View Daily.