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It's back to business this week on This or That, your favorite source for #wouldyourather entertainment. Unrequited love. We've all been there. The pain of caring for someone so much to find out that they don't really feel the same way. Or having someone love you, and then having to let them know you're just not into it. Both situations are less than ideal, but which is worse? And does the answer change if you're together till death do you part? This week we're discussing unrequited love! Being married to someone who loves you but you don't love them, or someone you love but who will never love you: which would you choose? Chris shows just how terrible of a person he is, while Joshua looks for loopholes as he tries to talk his way out of this. And as always, they assume that Danielle's a good person. Or is she? Find out which we choose on this week's This or That! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher R

Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Welcome back to Chris's sister Alicia, our special guest host on this week's #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we explore the realms of self doubt with a real thinker. Imagine a world where you were skilled at everything, where no matter what you put your mind to, you could accomplish it. But despite those accomplishments, you just never feel self confident. On the flipsy, you could be just so so, mediocre, unskilled, sometimes failing. But you always feel good about yourself and your abilities. Which members of the Crew are already crippled by self doubt? Why is Danielle repeatedly called "savage"? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let's find out together, on the newest episode of This Or That! Support Alicia on Etsy at https://www.etsy.com/shop/CaranaDesigns?ref=search_shop_redirect Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: htt

It’s back to the realm of the absurd on this week’s #wouldyourather #podcast! When you eat, you likely eat food. But why discuss eating food that actually tastes good when you could eat a few pencils, complete with erasers and metal band? Or half a stick of deodorant? Is the creamy texture of deodorant enough to make it preferable to eating pencils? What are the gastrointestinal repercussions of either of these things? Does it matter if the deodorant was used on the private parts of a particular celebrity? And most importantly, what is the correct pronunciation of PRINGLES??? All that and more on this week’s This or That. Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram:

Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

This week your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast is getting down and dirty with your filthy home! Wait, you say you keeo things squeaky clean? This episode will make you hope you’re right. What do you put in the trash each day? Is it just vegetable peels and cracker boxes, or are there gooey, sticky, juicy, leaky things in there too? Does drinking the residual liquid at the bottom of the bag sounds like a good idea? …When was the last time you really cleaned your couch? Like, removed all the cushions and vacuumed, and gave the fabric a refresh to get out all of the crumbs, hair, and other debris that have gathered over weeks (or months) of you, your family, and your pets sitting on it? Would you really want to give a good chewing to the stuff you find under there? What is in the This or That Crew’s garbage? Does Chris’s trash have the volume of bodily fluids that Danielle thinks it does? How much chicken does Joshua really eat? And what really happens to those couches you see on the side of the road with

It's another week of choices choices choices on your favorite #wouldyourather podcast, This or That! This week we join Joshua, Chris, and Danielle in a conundrum chock full of their signature silliness. Be a devoted sports fan, or rap a song each day to strangers. Will Joshua successfully goad one of the others into rapping? How much hockey does Danielle really watch? WTF is a "power bottom" in soccer? And what is Chris's current favorite rap? Find out all this and more on this week's This or That. Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodc

This week we plunge through the depths of YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES in your favorite #wouldyourather podcast. Why is Danielle so mean?!? Spiders. Love em or hate em, having your face covered with them doesn't sound like a lot of fun. But does having your naked body covered with them sound any better? That's the discussion this week on This or That! Learn that Danielle is truly an insensitive demon! Chris's inability to use logic breaks the podcast! Joshua remains surprisingly calm considering his mortal fear of spiders! All this and more on this week's edition. Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast

Here at This or That, your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, we pride ourselves in answering the tough questions. It's always serious, and we always give it our all. This week is no different. Have you ever had socks that slip and fall down into your shoes? IMAGINE THAT HAPPENING EVERY TIME YOU WEAR SOCKS. Now imagine something that may be even worse: every table you sit at has a wobble. IS THERE NO END TO THE INHUMANITY?!? Who is the most fashionable member of the This or That podcast crew? Who has an anecdote about socks that fall down? What defines a "table"? Slippy socks or wobbly tables, which would you choose? It's another week and another opportunity to argue with your friends about something silly on This or That! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O2

It's another week and another unfortunate set of choices on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! Imagine if you would, you're you, just having a conversation with whomever you talk to. And when the person you're talking to talks about current events, all you can do is reference things that happened 20+ years ago. You're lost in the past. Behind door number 2, you're doing the same thing, but with what's new and hot with the kids these days. Actually, why talk when you can jut Snapchat? #YOLO Is the saddest part of this episode the Limp Bizkit reference? Does Chris have any idea how social media works? Does anyone on this pod have any idea what's cool now, or what was cool then? Most importantly, which would you choose? Let's find out, on this week's This or That. Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: http

To thank you for your loyalty to our #wouldyourather podcast, it's a win win this week on This or That! Who here loves their daily commute? Yes, it's an opportunity to listen to your favorite podcasts (like us!!), but wouldn't it be great to get a little bonus cash for your time? Like being paid by the minute for any time spent commuting? Or would you rather be able to fast travel, like in a video game? With a snap of your fingers, instantly teleport to any place you've ever been. What are the differing ways Chris and Danielle would use the fast travel ability? Is Joshua that anxious for a career change that he would be willing to just drive around all day? And most importantly, what the hell are Snap Circuits??? (BTW audience, this was recorded in December). Find out all this and more on this week's This Or That! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google

It’s a new week, which means it’s time for a new episode of your favorite #wouldyourather podcast! And this week we’re not talking about poop! Hooray! This week we get a little serious as we discuss the afterlife. Heaven and Hell – do they really exist? How and when will we ever know? We go there on this week’s episode. Are you okay of the ambiguity of not knowing what occurs in the afterlife, or would you rather know for sure, even if it means that you have to die right this moment? Is knowing that Heaven exists enough to make you give up your current life to go there, leaving your life and loved ones behind? Is heaven really a warm bathroom? And is it really filled with puppies?!? What is really tying the cast of This or That to the earth? Has Joshua singlehandedly destroyed his marriage with this episode? Let’s find out! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=8213

Thanks as always for listening to the This or That podcast, your source for #wouldyourather wisdom. This week we reward (or punish) you for your loyalty with another compelling episode! Are you famous like we are here at the TorT podcast? More famous even? That’s what we thought. Are you so famous that a gossip columnist may be interested in your daily doings? Or to be the host of SNL? Good for you, that’s what this episode is about! You and your famous self have the good fortune of having an “accident” in an elevator with a gossip columnist. Not your cup of tea? How about hurling while you’re onstage during a live taping of SNL? This week Danielle asks, “why do we always have to talk about poop?!?” What does gingivitis have to do with either of these conditions? And most importantly, why is Chris so obsessed with Shia LaBoeuf??? Let’s find out on this week’s This or That. Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 S

It's time for another episode of This or That, and this week we're topical! Plus welcome once again Chris's Sister Alicia as our very special guest host. As some of you may already know, we here at your favorite #wouldyourather podcast aren't real pleased with what's been going on in DC. That being the case, we couldn't resist throwing ourselves into the fire in this week's edition. Sean Spicer, White House Press Secretary. KellyAnne Conway, Counselor to the President. Both of these roles (and their owners!) have their advantages and challenges, and both of them certainly have their own ethical dilemmas. So which would we rather choose as our career, knowing that we are supporting an administration that we are morally opposed to? This week we discuss important things like: each person's "kissability"! Joshua's dream woman (hint: it's not Danielle)! Lizard people! And wait, could one of these members of Trump's team someday be a guest host?!? Find out all this and more on this week's This or That. Support A

We’re going to the punk rock show this week on This or That! Once again we’re here to present two inconvenient and highly implausible scenarios for your listening enjoyment, offering up heaps of #wouldyourather wisdom. Who doesn’t love a good mosh pit? Rocking out to your favorite tunes, feeling the thuds of strangers’ fists, heads, and other assorted body parts against yours, stomping your feet and clapping your hands? Okay, maybe not he clapping part. Do you love moshing so much that you would prefer that a mosh pit set up shop on your front lawn, and you had to fight your way through it every morning to leave your house? Then this choice is for you! Don’t love moshing so much? How about crowd surfing? Getting in and out of bed used to be a simple task until now. Crowd surfing your way out of your bedroom is now your only way to get up in the morning. What is the “bad” type of pit? What is crowd surfing etiquette? What are the limits to which Chris will go to impress girls? Sigh. Most importantly, which

It’s a new week, which means it’s time for another exciting episode of your favorite would you rather podcast, This Or That! And this week is extra special, as we welcome our guest host Alicia, Chris’s sister! This week our choice is just plain bad, but as always we are up to the task. Death. It takes all of us eventually. Some of us will have the good fortune to go quickly and quietly. Neither of those things will happen with the two choices we’ve presented this week! Trapped in a coffin, 6 feet underground, with no escape. You’re going to die in there, it’s just a matter of when. Don’t like small spaces? How about being eaten alive by zombie children instead? It could take hours, it could takes days. There’s no way to know how long it could take to kick the bucket when being munched on by minors. What are Joshua’s greatest concerns about being buried alive? Are there members of the pod that think that they can pull a Kill Bill and punch their way out? Are children’s teeth and stomachs really as small as

It's time for another would you rather adventure on this week's This or That! Thinking about a career change? Sometimes the day to day can just be too much. Why not escape back to your school days, but this time you'll get to be the one with the power. And the nylon track suit! It's time to tell the kids to run some laps, and love your life as an unpopular high school gym teacher! Fine with your current gig but just need some extra cash? Why not pick up some hours on the side as a stand up comedian! Here's the hitch: you're just not all that funny. And your audience lets you know. What do Joshua, Chris, and Danielle choose? And which would you choose? Let's find out on this week's This or That! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online

It's another week of your favorite would you rather podcast, and this episode we're upping the ante with some serious business. It's a typical Monday morning. The alarm goes off, and as you reach overhead for a nice stretch you look forward to another day of going out into the world and giving your week a kick in the pants. You peer over, and see something odd... What is that in the bed next to you? Why, it's a human baby! Where did it come from? And why is it in your bed? Or wait... could it be a disembodied human head? Whose is it? Where did it come from? And most importantly... what the hell do you do now??? This week's conundrum is implausible, yes, but as always we answer the tough questions. Which member of the Crew trusts cops the least? Is disposing of an imfant even an option? How much jail time should you expect? Find a baby in your bed, or a disembodied human head... Which would you choose? Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/pod