Ross O'carroll-kelly @ The Irish Times

Why am I getting grief for giving Ross jnr a wad of cash? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Can Ross save Ro from Grievous Bodily Harm? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which Ross and Ronan encounter celebrity gangster Grievous Bodily Horm. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross rediscovers the simple pleasure of selling property to desperate house-hunters in an overheating morket. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Honor outwits Ross after a focking disastrous parent-teacher meeting. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"Ronan, I'm terrified of you being sucked into the world of guns, drugs and non-rugby nicknames" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s, like, so random seeing my old man without hair... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I am so excited thinking about all of the people’s lives we can change with this money! by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross will pay it, Shadden. As a matter of fact, Ross will pay for absolutely everything by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I genuinely feel like grabbing that wig right now and focking it in the Liffey by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: “I’m here to watch Denis O’Brien wipe the floor with you.” by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘It’s the Celtic Phoenix, Sorcha. People are thankfully being stupid again’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"The Dublin accent was invented to allow criminals to talk to each other" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘If you showed Dermot Bannon around the inside of my head, he’d say the design was minimalist’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

They’ll have to rename it ‘Don’t Tell the Bride I Did the Dirt on Her Again’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The old man wants to build Trump’s Mexican wall by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I actually like Trump. I like the way he pisses people off. I can see a lot of myself in him’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I thought Pythagoras was something the Greeks dipped their bread in' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"She unbuttons her coat and that’s when I notice that my old dear has had . . . augmentation" by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"All those prophets of doom who said we would never again make the mistakes of the Celtic tiger era have been proven well and truly wrong. We’re not only making those mistakes, we’re making lots of new ones as well.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.