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‘The two of us listen to them roaring at each other’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘The turkey shuffles into the room and jumps onto the sofa beside me’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Going through Honor’s Santa list must be what it’s like to go on Tonight with Vincent Browne by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘The old man is making a complete orse of himself’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Have you ever had an episode like this before? You could use his orteries for attic insulation by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I wouldn’t be any kind of best man if I didn’t try to persuade you' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I think it was John F Kennedy who said that politics was the something of something else by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When she was born, the midwife smacked her orse and Sorcha fake-smiled her back by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Don’t be frightened, it’s just latex and make-up – but you can call her Granny by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Mount Anville took out a High Court injunction banning me from their debs one year’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘You’re a dirty dog. And I can’t tell you how proud that makes me feel’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Women want more. I say let them have it. I’m just not sure I’m the man to give it to them by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“ It feels like you’re.”“What?” “I’m going to use the phrase ‘pimping me out’.” by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘No one goes to lectures before Christmas’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Her ex worked as a risk assessor for an insurance company. I call him Love Actuary’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Did you hear that, Shadden? George Clooney is one of Hennessy’s neighbours!’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Honor is pacing in front of the cage, glowering at 200 terrified kids’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 4 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 3 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 2 by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.