Comedy Shoeshine

We let two guest hosts fill in this week and complain about their family the entire time. No jokes were made.  We’ll be back next week with an attempt at a comedy podcast! Continue reading The post CS 48: Not Comedy Shoeshine appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Make sure you are packing heat while listening to a special episode where we have all kinds of uniformed opinions about guns and terrorists! Continue reading The post CS 47: Isis Iscariot appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We finally reached the break even point on this podcast! It’s all straight cash homie from here on out!  Thanks everyone!  Now we can really mail it in and just enjoy that podcast big money life.  Also commercials are the worst and we complain about them for an hour. Continue reading The post CS 46: Point Break Even Point appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Does anyone actually read these? If so, please send help.  Butterscotch, kitty-cat, pumpkins, slide-whistle. Buzzwords. Continue reading The post CS 45: Compulsive Master Debaters appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

In this encore presentation of Comedy Shoeshine, the dudes discuss being a touring band, climate change, she ships, Rocky Horror Picture Show, “the cloud” and all the hot topics around this election cycle. Continue reading The post CS 44: All Up In The Cloud appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes discuss how daily fantasy sports is totally just gambling and they aren’t even trying to pretend it isn’t anymore.  The dumbest Taco Bell commercial ever.  How much of a hipster Sam is, covering the spread and Thomas’ review of The Martian. Continue reading The post CS 43: Apollo Creed 13 appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Look, none of your listening jobs are safe. We need 110% effort every time you download and listen to this podcast to get where we need to go.  Everyone’s listening was crap last week and we need to be much better this week if you expect to win this thing.… Continue reading The post CS 42: We Need Everyone to Listen Harder appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

“This was another strong quarter for our community,” said Thomas and Sam, Comedy Shoeshine founders and CEOs. “Engagement across our family of apps keeps growing, and we remain focused on improving the quality of our services.” Mobile advertising revenue – Mobile advertising revenue represented approximately 76% of advertising revenue for… Continue reading The post CS 41: Third Quarter Calendar 2015 Results Conference Call appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We made a episode with things on it and stuff we talked about for a while. Continue reading The post CS 40: A Episode appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes discuss how Viagra is really just for older men to be able to masturbate alone again, talking in the elevator, some uplifting 9/11 talk, tapping and the glory of ASMR.  Whispering rules, and some stupid Joker meme. Continue reading The post CS 39: Tap Tap Taparoo appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes discuss ants and their amazing qualities, million dollar dinners, flowers, depressing things, lowlifes on Facebook, amazing warranties and more! Continue reading The post CS 38: My Ant Flow appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes discuss where everyone keeps those items that are barely worth not throwing away, obese drawings, bodybuilders, not being able to sleep and REAL weddings! Continue reading The post CS 37: Chalk Bone appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes discuss talking to people about beer, how many people you need to complete a police lineup, jail humor, the most amazing gfilf ever, iced-tea fueled dancing and real, serious, hard-hitting ventriloquism. Commercial Links: http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7xxc/trivago-average-american Continue reading The post CS 36: Serious Ventriloquism appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes continue their hard hitting, insightful, inside the beltway analysis of the Republican Debates, now that no one cares anymore.  Then some stuff about CDs.  Next week will be a real show, you can’t just quit listening right now, it’s not fair, give us a second chance! Continue reading The post CS 35: Sgt. Rat Mehoff appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Dudes, who loves short shorts?! We cover most of the unconventional games that can be played with a ball.  I don’t know if you knew this, but Frank Gifford passed away a few thousand times last night.  We start our review of the Republican debate. Continue reading The post CS 34: Bobby Jindal Sizzle Reel appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We thought it might be fun to do a Tuesday show.  Or we couldn’t do it Monday. I forget.  We have 3 movie “reviews”, and talk about how you should always spend your money on the best things, like our Patreon! Continue reading The post CS 33: Special Tuesday Show appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

This isn’t actually a show. It’s just two people talking for like 45 minutes.  Only true fans would actually accept this as a show and download it.  So you can decide. Continue reading The post CS 32: No Show This Week appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes try their best after a full week of celebrating the 30th episode spectacular, but fall short in every way.  But it’s ok, because the whole thing is a write-off. Continue reading The post CS 31: Huge Let-Down 30th Show Hangover appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

For our 30th episode the dudes bring on a boat load of special guests! Dom Deluise, Morgan Freeman, Lance Armstrong, Ginger Rogers, Lance Bass, Casey Kasem, Burt Reynolds, the entire case of Cool Runnnings, and more! Sit back and enjoy the 30th episode spectacular! Continue reading The post CS 30: 30th Episode Spectacular appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

It’s that make or break episode of every podcast, number 29…so we made it as depressing as possible!  The dudes talk about being fish-hooked on the street daily, birthday parties, Kurt Cobain and people conserving energy. Continue reading The post CS 29: Fish-hooked appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.