Comedy Shoeshine

It’s Comedy night Shoosh! Thomas has oodles of New York material from his trip. Did we mention Thomas is in New York? Find out if they have the best pizza or if Round Table is still just the best pizza easily. Continue reading The post CS: 68 Live From New York appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes open up with some childhood stories that will make the hair stand up on the back of your elbows. But they’re all true. Also if you’re in the market for a giant satellite dish that could get you a shitload of channels back in 1987 then email us your… Continue reading The post CS: 67 We Landed On The Moon! appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

My deal what’s the deal hit me dealer this is the deal I am the deal this is my deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal… Continue reading The post CS: 66 Deal Deal Deal Deal Deal Deal Deal appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We’ve got a definitely completely nude podcast for you with all nude material and lots of nudes. We talk about not being able to handle the responsibility of super tall things to jump off of and asshole churches posting bull shit bulletins on our doors. And obviously a million other… Continue reading The post CS: 65 Totally Nude Podcast appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Sam has been kidnapped by aliens and we don’t have enough Patreon dollars to pay ransom for him. While he’s being constantly anally probed, Eli is back for another guest hosting! Eli talks about his hemorrhoid riddled anus and it’s just as pleasant as it sounds. From there he and… Continue reading The post CS: 64 Sam Just Got A Lot More Eli appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Just when you thought your life couldn’t get any worse because you lost an hour of sleep to daylight rapings time, the guys are here to ruin your day further. Can this really be called a show? Who knows. F*** it, we lost an hour of our lives and we’re… Continue reading The post CS: 63 An Extra Hour of Your Life Gone appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes talk about non-committal douche bags who won’t just tell us how they really feel, an old amazing F This story about a basketball scorekeeper going nuts over nothing in a total bull shit league, then finally discuss the New World Order. Robots doing our jobs, people living forever,… Continue reading The post CS: 62 Shoe World Order appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes do their annual show live from Oscar’s house.  Leo finally wins for Titanic and Titanic sweeps the Oscars again!  We also go over every script nominated for an Oscar line by line. Continue reading The post CS: 61 Live from Oscar’s House! appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes discuss freeway driving, credit cards, a stupid commercial and a good commercial, and the fact that you aren’t stuck with the ridiculous two party system anymore because there’s Crump! Crump 2016! Continue reading The post CS: 60 Crump 2016! appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Being the genius political pundits they are, the dudes break down the recent Republican debate and talk about how real patriots would be ready in the event of a dISISaster! Also more diet talk! Continue reading The post CS: 59 Stalin is Going to Get You! appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Comedy Shoeshine is offering a toasted option!  Our new sponsor Subway made us talk about delicious Subway sandwiches for pretty much the entire show, but they made us rich with all the Subway we could eat and how could we be any worse than the last spokesman? Also, Subway. Subway. Continue reading The post CS: 58 Now Toasted! appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes are back with more mildly humorous content!  We flip coins, start doing actual audio in the first time in a long time, talk about grey hair patterns.  RIP Rip Taylor. Continue reading The post CS 57: A Thousand Miles appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Sam is in the middle of a fierce contract negotiation and refuses to do another episode until he’s paid what he deserves.  Or he was just out of town. One of those two things.  Either way, the hilarious Eli Bosnick from such podcasts as “God Awful Movies”, was kind enough… Continue reading The post CS 56: Sam Out, Eli In appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

After a not needed week off, the dudes discuss condiments, Subway girls, how easy it is to win the Powerball Lottery, and pure pressure. Continue reading The post CS 55: Pure Pressure appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes talk about a McDonalds reawakening, being fat, being poor and then totally spoil Making a Murderer. As always we give plenty of warning before spoiling, so if you haven’t yet watched Making a Murderer, watch it now, but don’t listen to the last 30 minutes of the sode! Continue reading The post CS 54: Spoiling a Making a Murder appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The entire episode is the dudes seeing who can pee the furthest away from the urinal. It’s worth the listen for the sound effects alone! Continue reading The post CS 53: Long Distance Urination Championships appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes discuss bagpipes, cards against humanity and spoil everything about Star Wars The Force Awakens and try to ruin it for you! Continue reading The post CS 52: The Schwartz Awakens appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We have never made a 51st episode of anything so we just kinda sat in silence and cried every so often from the terror. I think we also talked about Horseman and Santa, together at last. Continue reading The post CS 51: Ho Ho Hooooooo! appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

It’s the 50th show! We have absolutely nothing special at all in this episode! Maybe the most normal not special show we’ve ever done.  Both hosts quit and are replaced by cheaper options.  Then the new hosts spend most of the show doing that knife trick where you stab between… Continue reading The post CS 50: :05 SC appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We need giants.  Like 1 per every 20 people. Also just relax and try to have fun while listening to this episode.  T-Shirts!  Dentist guilt. Continue reading The post CS 49: They Might Be Big Friendly Giants appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.