Comedy Shoeshine

The dudes revisit the old Capri Sun no straw conundrum. What does a man do? Then we talk for an extended amount of time about kids and sex. Wait but not like that. Continue reading The post CS: 88 Capris Sun appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

WE WON JUNIOR COLLEGE PROM KING!!!! And now we’re here to podcast about it. Sam’s got some sports but not sports. All you not sports people don’t worry. There were sports, but in a not sports way. Plus as is the new tradition, some bonus extra overtime bonus extra content… Continue reading The post CS: 87 Junior College Prom Kings appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Do you have my phone? Just checking. Oh well. Since we don’t have girlfriends we’re still doing this show. For now. Also, more therapy talk. In fact, killer therapy talk CLIFFHANGER that you’ll have to be a Patron to hear the end of. We’re still doing the normal show, but… Continue reading The post CS: 86 The Minute We Get A Girlfriend This Podcast Dies appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We’re definitely not talking about the thing we’re not talking about, but there’s like a couple more tiny parts of that real quick. Don’t worry though. It’s off to more Pokemons and Charlemagners or whatever. And then it takes a turn for the depressing, which, let’s face it, is what… Continue reading The post CS: 85 Living Those Interstate 80s appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Comedy Shoeshine’s official position is that we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super heroes we love super… Continue reading The post CS: 84 Plant Man Meets Shade Man appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Internal Memo: Sam has no phone. Or like a totally see-through one or something. However is best for you personally to conceptualize this impossible concept. We’re unsure normal human intelligence can even possibly fathom it but we’re doing our best. Also, Rorschach Tests. Continue reading The post CS: 83 Sam Has A Totally See-Through Phone appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Carrie if you can hear us, give us some sort of sign. Let us know when to start arm wrestling because whoever wins gets to talk to you. If you’re seeing this and you’re just not ready to switch to men, then maybe wait a few more years and just… Continue reading The post CS: 82 Hello Future Carrie Brownstein appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We’ve got quite a sode for you, especially for the Patrons, who are scientifically proven to be better people in every way than non-patrons. They’re getting this episode early, again, because in every measurable way they’re BETTER than you plebiscite normal listeners. Are you a normal non-patron listener? Good, listen… Continue reading The post CS: 81 Listen Up You Dilfs appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Whoa we’ve got another asshole on with us today. WTF weird. Well since he’s here, we might as well plug his show that he may or may not have, Angry Black Rant. Find it at http://angryblackrant.com. We go through a quick awkward period of figuring out how 3 people are supposed to… Continue reading The post CS: 80 Angry Black and White Rants appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We’ve officially entered the milf market. Calling all milfs, please support our show on Patreon like our recent milf patron. Anyway, Sam’s main tooth is hurting which sucks because it’s like his main one. Also other stuff happens including HUGE SK2 news. Like gigantic news from the world of SK2.… Continue reading The post CS: 79 My Main Tooth appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The dudes are back in town and this time it’s about a bunch of stuff and things. Let’s face it, whatever we’re talking about is probably funny to you otherwise why would you still be listening. So I’m not going to sit here and waste my time, and furthermore waste… Continue reading The post CS: 78 We’re Just Hiding Our Trash appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We have nothing but the utmost respect for old people. They’re some of the best people we’ve ever met. A lot of our good friends are old people and we certainly would never mean to diminish or take away from the immense contributions that old people have made to our… Continue reading The post CS: 77 We Love Old People appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Well nothing like a nice mass shooting to get the jokes flowing for a comedy podcast. Hahahahaha yeah jokes jokes jokes. After some super hilarious stuff about mass shootings we talk about robot ghosts and Muhammad Ali. Continue reading The post CS: 76 Robot Ghosts appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Just like always, we never intend this to happen, but it turned into a dadsode. Fortunately for you guys, those are somehow the best ones. I think we talked about some other funny stuff first and then accidentally launched into an hour of dad talk. He’s the worst! Continue reading The post CS: 75 Don’t Pants My Corpse appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

It’s a rare on time episode of Comedy Shoeshine. Make sure to pump those Reeboks in preparation for this one. Sam definitely hates all veterans. Did or did not the Revenant suck? This episode is going to be the most difficult thing you’ve ever done and some of you may… Continue reading The post CS: 74 Mailing In The Iraq War appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

The boys are back in town. We’ve got some amazing MaDonald’s tales to tell, and also a way too long review of some comic book crap called The Avengers: Civil War Superman Xmen whatever. You’ll hate us but you’ll love us for making you hate us so much, if that… Continue reading The post CS: 73 See A Man About A Horse Race appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Sam took a week off of the show to learn how to podcast and we’re back with our best episode yet. Listen as a marriage unravels right before your very ears. Also make sure you have a date for the father daughter dance before all the good ones get asked. Continue reading The post CS: 72 Just Tell Me When We’re Doing Whatever appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Filling in for Sam, whose disease riddled kids are likely whining all the way to his vacation destination, is Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance! This is a pretty big get for this show and we actually had to mortgage all our assets to pull it off. If Cecil isn’t a huge… Continue reading The post CS: 71 Tom and Cecil, But Not That Tom appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Sorry for the lateness of our sode but we got a few stories out of it so it was all worth it. We talk about Sam’s 48 ER visits, a bizarre Nazi ceremony we accidentally witnessed, and obviously just every other funny thing in the world. We cover all of… Continue reading The post CS: 70 Urchin Care appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 Oh and Sam is the worst parent ever. Continue reading The post CS: 69 SIXTY-NINE OH MY GOD appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.