Comedy Shoeshine

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I don't know how you pigs weaseled your way into this episode, but in order to enjoy it properly you'll need to check out this map: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel#/media/File:Mustela_range.png . Seriously when we give the cue, definitely pull that bad boy up. As you can see, weasels are infesting everything right down to the 5. Or 5. Also, watching shows is all you need in life. Direct Download

There are never not leaf blowers ever. Also Sam's body was there to catch him when he fell. And Thomas's days of having to go to buildings for things are over and it's weird.

Sometimes when you're in a no-win situation you just have to pick up a rake. Did you know it's 2017? The dudes had no idea. Someone should have told us. New Year's programming in unwatchable so we didn't notice that that all happened and stuff. Also we've got some amazing tales of shitty work we had to do as kids that never was done.

Sam's run has finally come to an end. A glorious end filled with barf and diarrhea and you definitely don't want to miss it. He got an super flu that nearly killed him and resulted in a late Shoosh episode which apparently no one cares about. Like literally no one complained about us not doing a show. I mean I've looked at the numbers, I know SOMEONE listens to this show but whoever it is must have been too busy with Christmas or whatever to show us a little concern. Maybe we were dead? How do you know?

SPOILER ALERT one of us is now the proud owner of a hearth. And home. They have a hearth now in their hearth and home. But smoke detectors are fucking nonsense. There's never been a fire ever probably. But this is going to get really weird because let's all post the 7th picture in our phones!!!!

Why isn’t the doctor doing the little hammer thing to my knee anymore. What, is it not important that my leg flinches properly? What if it isn’t, how would he know? Also we break down the Fast and the Furious 800 trailer that just made a big splash tonight. Buckle… Continue reading The post CS102: I’m Sorry, You’re A Skeleton appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

What’s all this one in a million stuff, huh? We first have a little bit of a scheduling correction regarding the 100th episode spectacular, and then we talk about some amazing one in a billion occurrences that mean nothing and should and will be instantly forgotten. Continue reading The post CS101: Pointless 1 In A Million Occurrences appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Tune in last week for our 100th episode spectacular! This week we have just a standard solid Shoosh sode for you. But remember last week when we did all that stuff for episode 100? That was awesome. Continue reading The post CS: 100 100th Episode Spectacular Moved To Episode 99 appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Alright well we’ve got one more childhood related episode. Hopefully we’ll get off this whole childhood kick lately but I don’t know, maybe you guys like it. How the hell would we possibly know what you do and don’t like? Anyway, the FAIR. Greatest time ever as a kid. Also… Continue reading The post CS: 99 I Got 99 Problems And They’re Now All CS Episodes appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

We’ve got a little bit of obligatory Trump complaining, but after that it’s back to what we both know you’re here for: Dad talk. All this stuff about the van last week reminded Sam of some great elements of the Smith Dad experience that could use some retelling. It’s good stuff. Continue reading The post CS: 98 Absolutely No Possible Excuse appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

I can’t believe we’ve never talked about the van before. If you’re into dad stories and stories about our childhood, you’re going to love this crucial piece you’ve been missing this entire time. Wait that’s no one. No one could possibly care about any of that. Oh well, maybe listen… Continue reading The post CS: 97 The Van appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

This place is a freaking dump. You won’t believe the 100% totally perfectly true story about the dump that the dudes have for you this week. Growing up in the country is weird. This episode contains more maggots than most episodes. Continue reading The post CS: 96 What A Dump appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

What you’re about to listen to may well represent the best Shoosh has ever been. It’s all downhill from here. Well except there were some parts that were only good and not great. But the boner content for this week was absolutely better than any other content we ever do.… Continue reading The post CS: 95 Sherpa Music appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Today we talk about whistling guy, which is something completely mundane but also completely profound at the same time. Which I think could describe the best parts of this show. That’s what we’re shooting for here. Also hot calculator updatezzzzzzzz Continue reading The post CS: 94 Whistling Guy appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Stop putting up with crap, everyone. That definitely includes this show. If you think it’s crap don’t listen to it. If everyone did that, then we would know we were terrible and we wouldn’t keep putting out a crap show and making people suffer through it. Now apply that lesson… Continue reading The post CS: 93 I’ll Turn This House Around appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Get out your graphing calculators and follow along with the dudes on today’s show!! Calculators calculators calculators! It’s all calculator talk and then we talk shit on some guy you don’t know. Continue reading The post CS: 92 TI-84 or 83 or Whatever appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

It’s Comedy Shoeshine, with your hosts, Sam Smith and Thomas Smith. We’re here to bring you “comedy” and laughs. If you listen you’ll have so many “laughs” from the comedy that you won’t be able to contain your laughter! Continue reading The post CS: 91 Amazing Conductor appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

Sam has a great allegory for the podcast which illuminates how ultimately pointless everything is but especially this show. Also more comedy. Continue reading The post CS: 90 Pointless Taste Test appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.

This episode was recorded early but not at all released early, despite completely boneheaded speculation by the hosts that it might somehow release itself early without any intervention by humans. It was a really happy thought at the time but reality crushed that dream. Anyway, it’s really funny and great,… Continue reading The post CS: 89 Not An Early Episode At All appeared first on Comedy Shoeshine.